TG:M HEAD CANNON #2

How the Top Gun callbacks got their callsigns (3/12 in this Post)

Rooster: In no way, shape, or form is he a morning person. Yes, his dad called him Rooster, but it was just solidified after he managed to fall down the stairs, break a coffee mug, and burn toast, thus setting off the smoke alarm, all in one morning. If anyone was asleep, there was no way in hell that they were after all of that. A new unspoken rule was created there after, always, always, be awake before Rooster.

^Might not be a morning person, but boy does he thrive at night, also might be in possession of a huge dick-

Phoenix: Only a few know how she got her callsign, the topic usually being closely guarded or the topic being blatantly ignored. Smoking, being very normal in any form of military, was a common sight around base. Those who smoked getting mandatory breaks designated for the bad habit. And so what did Naval Academy Phoenix do? She smoked, only for the pure fact of getting a break at least twice a day. Being called to the Admiral's office with haste, she managed to forget she was holding a lit cigarette till she stepped into the office, thus tossing it into the trash can filled with paper. Half way through their conversation about her options after graduation, the trash can caught fire. Later, that trash can was filled with ashes, and what rises from the ruble? Her callsign, now decided as Phoenix.

^ Deemed a pyromaniac, I mean look at her eyes, she loves chaos, unless his name is Hangman, threatens him with the dick in her drawer

Bob: Many think this is just a shortened version of his name (Robert), but, In the small Midwest town he lived in, the one his mom grew up in and returned to after her long stay in Oklahoma, his mom was known as being the youngest of all her siblings, earning the title 'Baby'. Bob was stationed in Texas half-way through his training, and his mom came during a family visit. She introduced herself to all the other parents as Baby as she fawned over her only son, proclaiming how much she missed the boy and how the house was just falling apart without his manly strength. After family day was over, and the extended goodbye Bob's mom gave him, he gained the nickname "Baby's only boy", later shortened to B.O.B.

^Big manly man like his mother says he is, and no one believes him till someone hits on his sister, after that he callsign was almost changed to BDE by the women plus Hangster, y’all know what that stands for.

“Hey, Sirius,” said James Potter, “Why has Snape got your scarf?" “The little asshole was whinging about being cold,” Sirius shrugged, unconcerned by the chilly evening air. “I thought he might gag himself but no luck yet.” “Huh,” said James.

“I still think it’s just a marketing ploy,” the little asshole swathed in woolen scarves said thoughtfully.  “Everyone knows he doesn’t sell firewhiskey to students and his butterbeer is near rancid, but once you’ve hiked all the way up here to check out the goat it’s almost a waste of time to not buy something.” “A giant goat is quite the statement given his, ah, past legal entanglements,” Narcissa said with the sort of obvious delicacy that teetered dangerously close to turning suggestive. “It really must be seen to be believed and the last few have hardly lasted any time at all.” “It looks so flammable,” Lily Evans gushed, bubbling with malicious anticipation. The best thing about the magical world, Lily maintained, was the sheer number of holiday traditions that eventually included lighting something on fire.  Her mother’s nerves had never been up for a proper Bonfire Night and Cokeworth’s Catholics weren’t the type to celebrate it either.

“Hey, Sirius,” said James Potter, “Why has Snape got MY scarf?" “Because Evans said it was cold and you gave her your scarf to be gallant and she then handed your scarf over to him” Sirius replied, without any worries over his best friend’s apparent memory issues. “Right,” said James.

“He’s bound to have put up some anti-arson charms on this one after the fiasco with Dumbledore’s pet phoenix last year and inexplicable triple lightning strikes the year before,” Severus scoffed.  “If it’s properly phoenix-proofed— and I doubt the rest of Hogsmeade would allow him to put another goat up that wasn’t properly phoenix-proofed— we’d need a miracle to burn it down without being caught.” “We’ve got the blessings of tradition with us, Sev,” Lily replied. “Can’t you see? The goat must burn again!”

“Hey, Sirius,” said James Potter, “Why has Snape got Remus’ scarf?" “Because I was foolish enough to take my scarf off inside and Snape picked it up and put it and just looked at me when I asked for my scarf back,” Remus interjected, slightly bitter at his ignoble defeat. “Gosh,” said James.

“Twice is hardly sufficient grounds to claim a tradition,” Narcissa opined. “Three is a far more magically significant number.” “So you’re saying it’s up to us to ensure the sacred fires once more hold back the darkness!” Lily said, full of pyromaniacal resolution. “I say it’ll take planning and proper intelligence gathering, neither of which I’m inclined to do while my mouth still tastes like something died in the Hog’s Head butterbeer barrels,” Severus sighed. “Let’s stop at the Three Broomsticks, Potter will buy us all a round of the special seasonal cinnamon spiced butterbeer, and we’ll work on preparations back at school.”

“Hey,” said James Potter.  “Why hasn’t Snape got—” “Unlike you all, I know better than to leave my clothes and stuff unattended in Snape’s vicinity,” Peter interrupted, smugly snug and cozy. “Oh,” said James. It really was quite cold.

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For an assortment @snapecelebration's Snoliday 2023 prompts

Agency Employee 1: We all agree to lie about Agent Phoenix during the upcoming inspection, right?

Agency Employee 2: What are you talking about? Phoenix didn’t commit arson and isn’t a pyromaniac.

Agency Employee 3: Because that would be bad.

Agency Employee 1: Exactly.

Agency Employee 2: No one at the agency has ever committed a crime.

okay so speculations about lenore's spectre:

what if she was a phoenix?

i've seen a lot of people making her a raven harpy, so it would go into the bird direction;

we already know she's a pyromaniac;

it would make a good color contrast with annabel's spectre;

and the whole point of the Nevermore academy is to come back to life, hence the theme of the phoenix rebirthing from it's own ashes.

it's just a thought but to me it makes sense.

So here’s some theory related things towards Lenore’s spectre.

So for 1 we know that she and Duke are the only ones who have not achieved their spectres yet.

There have been some speculations around her spectre being a phoenix. (The fiery bird)

In my opinion, I kinda like the idea that it would be a phoenix as Lenore is a pyromaniac and has had a past related to fire. And since Annabel’s spectre is the lady in white and icy cold, the contrast between the colours and ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ would be really cool. But I don’t know whether Lenore would be malevolent or benevolent? Or even neutral?

And Duke…well Dukes just there. I wouldn’t be surprised if his spectre is a baguette or something 😂🥖

what are some of your favourite fun ghoul hcs :P

He’s an amputee! He lost his leg below the knee when he was pretty new to the zones, he had a bad injury that got infected and they had to amputate so that the infection wouldn’t spread. It’s long healed but he has a regular prosthetic leg instead of a cybernetic one since you can only really get robotic prosthetics in the city, and you could make one but it’s hard to find the tech to, let along someone to attach it in the zones. Since he has a regular prosthetic, even though his leg has healed, he deals with a lot of pain and soreness from hotspots, strain, rashes, etc. you get a lot of sores when you wear a prosthetic because it rubs in certain spots and if you’re sweating in it especially, your skin gets itchy and raw inside. And since he’s a killjoy running around the fuming desert with it all day, he’s usually always sore

He has a cane and crutches for days he’s extra sore and can’t put as much weight on his leg or cant wear his prosthetic becuase of sores

He’s hard of hearing from too many bombs going off in his face, he knows sign language and since Kobra’s often nonverbal it’s the main way they communicate

He's got the Tism.

He’s not zoneborn but everyone thinks he is because he doesn't talk about the city and doesn't really act cityborn, plus he got to the zones at a fairly young age.

He grew up on the streets and was raised by a group of droids that kept him safe. He grew up learning to work on droids and it's one of the reasons he’s so good at making bombs now, he just Knows tech. The droids he knew wasted away as he got older, he couldn't repair everything and when their batteries started to die theyd always get taken away bli, to presumably be fixed or recycled. But he never saw any of them again.

He left Battery City on his own when he was eleven, one day he was at the landfill looking for scrap when he saw the face of one of the droids that raised him twisted in the trash heaps, he felt horrified that his family ended up as nothing more than garbage and so he ran and never looked back

Since he was raised by droids he still sympathizes with them and sees them as people whereas most citizens of Bat City and even some killjoys don't. He also fully believes in Destroya like the androids do.

He's agender and transmasc, he/it pronouns and sometimes just straight up none, he'll be like refer to me with my name and nothing else.

Pyromaniac

Tends to bottle up all his emotions but anger, anger and fear he wears on his sleeve. But nobody knows when he's suffering, lonely or depressed or anxious, you have to really Know him to tell, and then you have to bully the truth out of him

Has never cut his hair since he got to the desert, it's currently down to his waist and always has shit tangled in it but the others love brushing it out and braiding it

Hes just super spiritual he loves the desert and feels connected to it and believes in Destroya and the Phoenix Witch, the Witch he actually met when he had a near death experience

Can’t drive a car for shit, don’t let him anywhere near the wheel he will somehow crash it before it even starts. Not bad with a motorcycle though, not nearly as good as Kobra but he can do a couple cool things and manage not to crash

Fights as an outlet for pent up feelings and energy, used to get hurt doing it and put himself in danger for the adrenaline but now that he’s with the Fab Four and Kobra has the same issue, they fight each other and it’s a lot safer, plus fun and they usually end up making out about it.

Will just fucking pick up a bug and eat it raw. Everyone hates it.

Bites

hi im back i like your hcs

do you have any for hivemind or Charlie Caliente

I’m glad to hear!! :)

Hcs below cut (ieytd 3 and hsh spoilers)

Hivemind:

- In line with canon, despite being 6’0, he hunches a lot and ends up more around 5’11 or 5’10

- Okay I know his canon height is 6’0 but I still like to think of him as 5’2 maniacal bee scientist . Like anklebiter, kick-in-your-shins-if-you-swat-one-of-his-bees type guy

- He started out with mind controlling bees and doing tests on them to alter their genetics (like neurotoxin stingers), but more recently he’s taken on much larger animals like the giant squid. He’s also dabbled in robotic insects at some point, but I’m not sure where Home Sweet Home sits on the timeline (I’m thinking sometime after ieytd 3? Just bc the ocular implants aren’t mentioned at all in the game)

- He and Fabricator aren’t really friends or even acquaintances, they just see the other and think “Thank god I’m normal, not like them” (neither of them are)

- You know those honeycomb bookshelves? Yeah, those. He uses those and those shelves alone in his lab purely for aesthetic purposes

- not really sure if there’s anything else, just since there’s so little content of him (WE NEED MORE I NEED MORE OF HIS UNHINGED WHIMSICAL LINES)

- His outfit would be a long sleeve white dress shirt with a yellow vest that has some kind of bee-related pattern and khaki pants. How this is gonna translate when I get around to drawing him I have no idea

- def a bright yellow, not like Handler’s, closer to lemon or well, y’know, bees

Caliente:

- like. big. big guy. could pick any Phoenix up and turn them into a pretzel. even Cyan, who’s taller than the average Phoenix (I think? Idk, short gremlin seems to be popular)

- Based on the sign in KBOOM we can assume that he’s good with welding and metalworking. I wanna see big man Caliente welding together a metal flower made with bolts and nuts and screws in his free time :3

- idk if he has a canon hight but to me he’s around 6’5, 6’7 ish, somewhere in that range. Very tall man who can bend metal with his bare hands. You know those videos of strong guys rolling up a frying pan into a taco? He’s like that

- He’s a pyromaniac, but not in the way Phoenix is. He has access to literal flamethrowers and uses them to harm others, Phoenix only has their lighters or a grenade or two and they prefer to use their enemies’ weapons against them or just take them out as quickly as possible. They see it as inefficient and cruel to burn someone (trust me, they know) (not Cyan, just Phoenixes in general, I see a lot with burn scars)

- not sure yet but I think he’d be a bright scarlet/orange-red

General:

- they’re like brothers, but the kind of brothers that are constantly fighting and annoying each other and those around them but if someone else tried to pick on one of them, the other would take that person out (literally or not literal, depends on the offense). Like, “Hey you can’t bully him that’s my job, get away from him.”

- They’re literally the brain and the brawn. need I say more

FILE NO. 4236524 CLASSIFIED

AGENT A███████, R███ (CODENAME Phoenix) LAST KNOWN ADDRESS Agency HQ DOB 12/31/19██ STATUS ACTIVE DECEASED ACTIVE DECEASED ACTIVE – Field Operative AFFILIATION The Agency, Enhanced Operatives Division

CITIZENSHIP United States BIRTHPLACE Los Angeles, California GENDER "None" (uses they/them pronouns) HEIGHT 6'4" (193 cm) WEIGHT 187 lbs (85 kg) HAIR Jet Black EYES Reddish Brown BLOOD TYPE AB-

NOTES:

Selectively Mute

Ambidextrous

Needlessly Reckless

Alcoholic Tendencies Exhibited

Pyromaniacal Behavior Exhibited

Extraordinarily Strong Stomach

The Agent raises a hand up to their mouth, the corners of their lips curving into an amused smile as their other hand's gloved thumb runs over the document.

Ahh. They've always known they could be a real piece of work sometimes, but seeing it printed out on an official Agency document in good ol' professional-speak?

Hah! Guess they really are the Agency's golden child and problem child simultaneously after all... They dust the paper a little before straightening it, placing it back where they found it.

Okay. Let's grab what they came here to fetch real quick before people start noticing the ever-so-troublesome Agent Phoenix is snooping around looking at things they shouldn't be looking at again...

— RULES & CLARIFICATIONS:

hello, welcome to my askblog for agent phoenix/the protagonist of the i expect you to die video game trilogy! please be aware this blog will contain untagged spoilers for all three games!

no nsfw, bigotry, etc. standard package stuff, you know the deal. flirting is a-okay though and is in fact encouraged if it's really, really funny. we love committing to the bit here!

this blog defaults to a semi-literate/literate style most of the time! interacting blogs do not need to adhere to this style as well; this is simply just a stylistic choice on my part <333

because my depiction of agent phoenix is a selective mute, please assume they're signing unless explicitly stated otherwise! on a related note, lines of dialogue from phoenix won't be colored, but ones from other characters if/when they're involved will be in their respective colors (e.g. yellow for the handler, green for juniper, blue for dr. prism, etc.)

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if the need ever arises, feel free to ask for anything to be tagged! content warnings are tagged as the topic name itself (e.g. "#knives" for knives)

inspired by @ag3nt-ph0en1x and @ask-agent-phoenix! hi!!!

Fire theme

made with pyromaniacs in mind, but not exclusive.

excluding sun related names/words

tagging: @bpdxhoardic, @ponygirl-izzy

(nick)names:

pyr/pyre, pyra, pyro, pyry/pyri/pyrie, pyroess, pyroette, pyroetta, pyret/pyrett/pyrette, pyretta, pyrel/pyrell/pyrelle, pyroelle, pyrella, pyroella, pyrello, pyroello, pyrine/pyrene, pyrena, phoenix, prometheus, pyrrhus, polum'ya, plamya, plomien, pyralis fi/fy, fir/fyr, fire/fyre, fla, flam, flame/flaym/flayme/flaim/flaime, firess, firey, fiery, firette, firelle, firetta, firella, fiammetta, fiamma, flint, fintan, fuego, feu, feuer, fotia, foc, flamme, floga, fervor, flare, flash, flick, flicker ember, enya, egan, edan, eld blaze/blase/blaise/blais, bedelia, bridget, brandr, branton, brand, burn/bern, burna, burnaby, burnet, burnadette/bernadette, bal, bonfire tana, titus, tyson, tanwen, tanguy, tuli, torch, torrefy vatroslav, vulcan, vesta, vuur, vohon, vlam haphaestus, heat, heath, hearth, hestia, hagan, haco, hakan, haphaistos aodh, aodhnait, aodhamair, aguya, aithne, aiden, alev, agni, alight, ardor, afire, ablaze, aflame, ardent, arson logi, loki, liekki, llama, laga, lit, lighter calida, cinaed, conleth, conley, char, caut, cauter, cauteri, cauterize, cal, calc, calci, calcine igni, igno, igna, ignite, igniter, ignacio, inigo, ignatius, ild, incendio, inci, incini, incine, incinera, incinerate, infern, inferno, inferna, inflame kenneth, keenness, kindle mccoy, match, matches ogon, ogien geni, glow smold, smolder, scorch, singe, sear, scald

1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself

fi/fe/fii/firine/fireself fli/flame/flii/flamine/flameself i/igne/igni/ingine/ingiself(igniteself) bli/blaze/blii/blazine/blazeself bi/burne/bii/burnine/burnself pi/pyre/py/pyrine/pyreself py/pyre/pii/pyroine/pyroself py/pyrome/pyromi/promine/pyromaniaself ki/ke/kii/kine/kindleself smi/sme/smii/smoldine/smolderself sci/sce/scii/scorchine/scorchineself si/se/sii/sine/singeself si/sea/sii/searine/searself mi/me/mii/matchine/matchself li/le/lii/lightine/lighterself

2nd p prns: you/your/yours/yourself

fo/fire/fires/fireself flo/flamer/flamers/flamerself io/igner/igners/igniterself blo/blazer/blazers/blazerself bo/bur/burs/burnerself po/pyre/pyres/pyreself po/pyror/pyrors/pyrorself po/pyromer/pyromers/pyromaniers ko/kindler/kindlers/kindlerself smo/smolder/smolders/smolderself so/singr/singrs/singerself so/sear/sears/searself mo/matcher/matchers/matcherself lo/lighter/lighters/lighterself

3rd p prns: they/them/theirs/themself

fi/fire/fires/fireself fi/ire, fire/fires fla/flame/flames/flameself fla/me, flame/flames ig/igni/ignis/igniself ig/ignite/ignites/igniteself ig/ni, ig/nite, igni/ignis, ignite/ignites igni/ignite bla/blaze/blazes/blazeself bla/ze, blaze/blazes bur/burn/burns/burnself bu/rne, bur/urne, burn/burns py/pyre/pyres/pyrself py/pyro/pyros/pyroself py/yre, pyre/pyres, py/ro, pyro/pyros pyre/pyro pyre/pyromania, pyro/pyromaniac pyro/maniac, pyro/mania, pyromania/pyromaniac, pyromania/pyromanias, pyromaniac/pyromaniacs kin/kindle/kindles/kindleself kin/dle, kindle/kindles smold/smolder/smolders/smolderself smo/der, smolder/smolders sin/singe/singes/singeself si/inge, singe/singes sea/sear/sears/searself sea/ear, sear/sears mat/match/matches/matchself mat/ch, match/matches light/lighter/lighters/lighterself ligh/ter, lighter/lighterself

titles:

the fire. the flame, the lighter, the match, the burner, the arsonist, the pyre, the pyro, the pyress, the pyroess, the pyromaniac, the kindling, the burning fire, the blazing fire, the smoldering fire, the scorching flame, the ignition, the igniter, the firewatcher, the fire starter, the firefighter

(prn) who burns, (prn) who blazes, (prn) who sets fires, (prn) who starts fires, (prn) who loves flames, (prn) who owns a lighter, (prn) who owns matches, (prn) who watches fire, (prn) who fights fire

this fire, this flame, this pyre, this pyro, this pyromaniac, this arsonist, this firefighter, this firewatcher, this fire starter

I personally headcanon Agent Phoenix to be agender and primarily use they/them (but doesn't mind other pronouns), who is the most gender ambiguous (I forgot the word) person ever like they wear disguises and don't mind looking like any gender at all and also I hc them to look like the most normal and standard background character ever, simultaneously. Also, I headcanon them to be aroace?? which was a slight surprise when finding out how many people shipped them with John Juniper but the vibe between them is nice I saw them as siblings who would fight each other constantly and are the biggest annoyances to each other. I somehow expected more shipping between Agent Phoenix and Handler but that might just be my experience with the Stanley Parable. I do get the ships between Phoenix and Juniper- the fics are nice and the art!

Have I mentioned how much I love the art of ieytd??? because I do. I love all the interpretations of the characters, the short little comics the silly little headcanons of everyone and just !!!

where was I? oh yeah! I also hc Agent Phoenix to be the most feral and chaotic little shit there is. Like, they appear very normal but they are absolutely all over the place and so chaotic and also they are a pyromaniac (/positive), so just !! (It was also vaguely a surprise to see them constantly associated with reds and oranges because I used to see them associated with blues and teals in my head? I get the fire colours but still it's a thing to get used to !! (/light hearted))

they're my little blorbo!!! what can I say??

Meet Aiden “Agent Phoenix” Bailey.

They mainly use they/them but don’t mind messing around and going as feminine or masculine as possible, and don’t really care about pronouns. (Totally not me projecting about my “the fuck is my gender” thing)

They’re selectively mute (due to a medical issue that was never looked into at a young age that causes their throat to hurt severely.) and therefore prefer to sign or write rather than speak.

After the elevator fall at the end of ieytd2, their leg was broken- then crushed- and by the time their leg was treated- well, it had to be replaced. (Their handler happens to have a prosthetic right leg as well- and when they saw him again after getting their new leg, they gave him a smile, gestured to it, and signed “we match”. Handler cried- once he was out of sight. )

They have a very father-child relationship with their handler- who despite his better judgement couldn’t help but get attached to the reckless agent after they impressed him with their daring escape from the death engine.

They’re a bit of a pyromaniac- which anyone who would have known them as a child would have been surprised by (they were put into the foster care system after their home burnt down at a very young age.)

Their hair is naturally brown, they just decided to lean into dying it red, orange and yellow after they got the “Pesky Phoenix” nickname from Juniper.

If it weren’t detrimental to their sneaking, they would wear holographic or glittery things all the time.

Despite the bird associations, they honestly prefer snakes, lizards and cats.

Legally, they’ve died twice. This does not stop them.

Edit: also they’re 4’11. Why? I’m projecting.

I’m back on my bullshit y’all and by bullshit I mean mixing Puella Magi Madoka Magica with small Tumblr fandoms

And get this: Agent Phoenix who is a magical girl

- They still use they/them pronouns, they just happened to be afab and either Kyubye didn’t care or they only realized they’re non-binary some time after they contracted

- Their wish was something along the lines of: ‘Let me be able to live, no matter what!’ And they made it as they were dying from a terrorist attack

- Bc I’m such a tea sipper, the Agency happened to arrive at the scene and they were rescued by an agent not long after they made their contract, which may or may not have inspired them to become an agent

- With their wish, they’re able to see into the future. This is how they keep surviving. The deaths are just visions.

- They lost their family in the attack, so they have lived on their own for quite some time.

- They joined the Agency partly because of the memory of being rescued, a minor hero complex and because they know they can’t die, so might as well use it.

- They fight Witches between missions. Once a Witch was nearby just before they went on a mission, so they had to ask Handler if it could wait for a bit. He was hesitant but let them

- They keep everything from Handler and the Agency, because they don’t want to risk Zoraxis finding out and trying to take advantage of magical girls (and secretly, they don’t fully trust the Agency either)

- They do tell the Handler eventually though and he is pretty disturbed but supportive

- Their weapon is either a gun (boring) or explosives (cool but super ironic)

- Still the depiction of a smoking, alcoholic pyromaniac because what else would they be??? Competent??? (They are)

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MADOKA MAGICA

- They are aware of the truth about Soul Gems

- The fact they made it into adulthood is actually a rarity, and made possible only because of their wish, determination and sheer luck.

- *Tosses Handler their Soul Gem* “Careful, you literally have my life in your hands” “What???”

- Eventually they can’t keep it up anymore and their Soul Gem darkens too much. My headcanon is that the longer a magical girl lives, the more powerful the Witch is. Phoenix’s witch could wipe out an entire city and they know it. And since they’ve grown attached to the Handler and don’t want to kill them along with the rest of the Agency, they ask him to shatter their Soul Gem.

- He doesn’t want to do it. Phoenix begs him. They are too tired/weak to do it themselves

- The fire must eventually be put out, or it will burn everything around it.

- He extinguishes it

teaching my friend who knows nothing about the trilogy about how agent phoenix is an alcoholic and/or a pyromaniac

Orym and Ashton sitting with their heads in their hands over trying to keep the dark phoenix, a two-time revenant from under the bed, and a pyromaniac kleptomaniac fey from cracking the world and/or themselves in half

OH Thats a pretty drawing! Pretty as in Yes, Scar, be mean, do evil, be dramatic! for real though, the texture is great and I love the fire background and the way he grips out of costume Scar

thank you so much :DD

honestly scar’s character is closely tied to fire, literally and metaphorically lmao

after scar got half of his face burned (courtesy of mumbo) and accepted to work by the jingler’s side, cub actually suggested that he should burn his old costume.

fire is often associated with purification, change and rebirth if you consider phoenixes. scar leaves his old persona behind, the embodiment of a colossal failure.

and while he watches the flames consume what’s left of his silly hero costume something just Clicks in his head and he is in awe.

he basically enacts exposure therapy on himself and he becomes a pyromaniac LOL

but in all seriousness as the jangler scar always brings a box of matches and such with him and he obsessively lights them up all the time, especially during his villainous monologues.

so yeah there’s that! you could say he’s quite thankful that mumbo almost killed him (he still wants revenge. he gets it. but that’s a story for another day.) at least now he can embrace evil fully hehe

Would you like to be the Princess's Valentine? | accepting.

@reviresc asked:

Name: Joshua Rosfield

Age: 23

Do you like to cuddle?: If presented with the right moment - then most certainly.

Can we make-out?: Make out of what, exactly?

A night in or dinner out?: I find it more interesting to enjoy your company and Cornelia's glory under the veil of its night skies.

Whip cream or chocolate syrup?: Why choose? Can't it be both?

Chocolates and roses?: Yes. Of course.

What makes you a good Valentine?: I see every moment and opportunity for kindling the flames of renewal and growth.

Would you cook for me?: Does setting the world ablaze included in our plans? I'm afraid this is such a delicate position of hesitation... but it is quite a journey I find myself inclined to embark upon.

Would you let me cook for you?: Without any doubt.

Where would you take me on a date?: We proceed to Rosaria - visit my Uncle Byron’s estate in Port Isolde... And then, we press on for Martha’s Rest to have lovely conversations with her thriving community. We’d bid adieu to the day within the grand walls of Rosalith.

Who’s paying?: Uncle Byron. I will. Unquestionably.

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: A white rose in its fullest bloom.

Her   gaze   lingers   for   a   moment   upon   that   peculiar   comment.   The   inky   line   spread   across   it,   implied   an   attempt   to   ...   erase   it   or   at   the   very   least   make   it   illegible.   Still,   Sarah   WAS   able   to   make   out   what   it   said.

    ".......Set   the   world   ablaze?"   .....   brows   furrowed.   "Is   that   sweet   Phoenix...   a   pyromaniac?"

    (well.......   perhaps   he   meant   nothing   by   it?   )

    "I   would   enjoy   visiting   your   home   and   family!   If   it's   really   alright   with   you,   I'd   be   more   than   happy   to   accompany   you."   with   that   white   rose   placed   within   pale   blonde   curls.