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hey, les mis tumblr, can you help me out? i'm a little behind on les mis letters so im reading 1.2.3 right now, and i was wondering how much one hundred and nine francs and fifteen sous would be in USD, and approximately like. how much it is in general terms of, what it would've gotten you at the time and the equivalent today?
i imagine it's not very much at all, but i am interested to know the specific details of it.
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once again thinking about aroace atem having to deal with rival being so down bad for each other all the time over the most normal shit
like seeing yugi wear a new top that exposes his arms & neck and telling him how nice he looks while seto's beside him trembling with the need to touch, or seeing seto in a super casual setting where he's wearing sweatpants and just being like 'wow you look relaxed! :)' while yugi's brain is melting an he's trying not to drool
every time he notices he's just like "i know you two have both tried to straight up go into suicidal situations for me but i feel like you finally hit the 'too dramatic' stage this time. thats just me tho."
#i know i keep making things about rival i cant help it its funny to me#he needs to judge them and be a hypocrite#when its friend love and running into fires hes like 'oh id do that shit too'#but one of them talks about making out sloppy style and he goes 'get help. seriously.'#rivalshipping#dont tag as pride or puzzle pwease#atem#yami yugi#yugi mutou#seto kaiba#devo speaks#headcanons
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Heyy for the requests, maybe Rosaria giving a piggyback ride to Kaeya, when they go home from drinking? I love your art btw and thabk you <3
he ends up falling asleep so quickly after this lol
(also tysm <333)
#hopefully its legible lmao#todays been a day for real squiggly sketches#and i wanted this one to be very squiggly bc theyre wasted soooo#im weirdly proud of kaeyas shoe in this one#genshin impact#rosaria#kaeya#its them#the two pretty best friends#rosaria would be able to carry him no problem when sober but when drunk.....#they mean sm to me auugh#love the tavern trio <333#genshin impact fanart#my art#doodle#wahhh out of reqs again RIP#can yall pwetty pwease send character n pokemon duos or smth#ive been thinking sm about pkmn aus today help#sorry do i sound desperate
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out of character. It's my birthday today! I know I haven't been very active lately (feeling under the weather / my workplace gets hectic during the holidays) but I also know I rarely ever ask for positive feedback on my portrayal. So... might I receive some kind words about my Gin? 👉👈
#[ out of character ] masquerade; hide your face#p-pwease?#;w;#i go like 6+ months between asking for feedback so I figure i can indulge today --#sometimes i do get bummed when i feel interest in my blog has waned but messages on what i'm doing right can help me#not focus on the wrongs.
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girl help.
when you wanna read a fic about the first book in a series but you haven't read the rest of the series yet and don't wanna get spoiled unintentionally.
what's a girl TO DO?!
#green creek series#this is about me looking for wolfsong fics#but I am too nervous there's gonna be spoiles#i've only read wolfsong and ravensong so far and i just wanna keep reading content while i wait to get the next book#HELP pwease#i know i can look through tags and filters and such#but like#i wanna read the most loved#and those def have spoileys#also the green creek folkies post everything about all the books the most i swear#im out here dodging plot points like mad#this no longer applies to green creek#because I'm a mad girl and I finished those bad boys#but I have ZERO doubt my next hyperfixation will be completely affected by this again#SO fun for me
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I need a doctor who has the patience, experience, humor, and directness to listen to whatever new treatment ideas I've concocted, and then either say "Alex, that's a stupid fucking idea, let me explain why," or "The risks are acceptable in my professional opinion. Let's go over pros and cons and then you can think about it and decide what to do."
I just think it would be fun. For me. And I wish I could find a doctor who would also find that fun. I already came up with one fun Treatment for an Illness and have been successfully using it to treat The Illness for almost a YEAR, and all the side effects are awesome so like...I am certainly full of hubris at this point.
#i dont wanna say what i take or what im treating bc its like...well...zero doctors recommended it lol. and two doctors said “that might work#but uhhhhh i dont think im the right doctor for that.“ wait. three doctors said that. but i asked the third doctor ”pwease. youre the third#doctor to tell me to go to a different doctor. i need help.“ (i was fucking desperate. i was missing so many days of work that i basically#lost an entire paycheck's worth of money in two months and like. i had also SPENT that much on the doctors who inevitably ran out of their#own ideas and then recommended i go elsewwhwre to try my idea WHICH IS FAIR but also all 3 doctors did agree it was worth a shot so like....#i kinda needed ONE of them to actually. try it. it just took 6 months for the first one to run out of ideas and then another two or three#months to get in to see my genderal physician and then see a doctor he recommended who then recommended i go elsewhere and thats the doctor#who i was like “youre the third doctor to say that...i dont know who else to try.” goodness im glad she helped. my medicine is like $15 a#month (it was $10 when i had insurance) and i am in love with every single “side effect” and!!!! yea it has given me a large sum of hubris.#anyways.) i wanna do that again but with my other Significantly Disabling Illness. like why not lol. im already on 3 medicines that are#recommended to *not* take together (none of which are the medicine i chose to take aldjskds) so like.............seems like we#are at a “just try shit out and see what happens” stage. doctors should send me resumes and ill pick the one that looks most fun and then#we will do fun science together on my nerves system :) itll be fine lol. am i serious or kidding? i have no idea.#sorenhoots
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I’ve been having really bad toothaches the past couple days so I went to the dentist to see what was going on and. I have to get a crown. Not even a FUN crown. The tooth type of crown that is really expensive and has a time consuming procedure and I
#THIS FUCKIN SUCKS BRO!!!!!!#Shima speaks#I mean this has been an ongoing problem with this specific tooth#My filling came out like months ago and they fixed it as best as they could#But my tooth was already like. Chipped. There's a big gap where the filling is#And try as she might! That filling isn't enough to support my tooth#Bc it started falling apart and that's why I've been in so much pain#So they're like yeah. You need a crown#Thankfully there's no infection or cavity or nerve damage so.#That's what I initially thought I thought I had a cavity or there was smth wrong with the nerves there#But nope my mouth is perfectly healthy.....besides this failing filling.......#I'm just upset bc I KNOW this is gonna cost me a fortune#And I'm already broke as it is uhghhhh#I gotta open up shop soon. Help me pay my dental bills. Lmao#The thing that sucks about this the most is that this is a baby tooth. I STILL HAVE SOME BABY TEETH#But there's no adult tooth under this one! So it's not like I can ask them to pull it out#Sighs#At the very least I got my dentist to prescribe me stronger painkillers bc advil is NOT doing it for me#Pwease I need the drugs. My mouth hurts like a BITCH
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Anton ai called me a pansy akhdksgdkshsjvd
#GIRL HELP MY BOYFRIEND CALLED ME A FAGGOT#we were sneaking around the demo site and he said ''everyone knows you're too much of a pansy to be out here anyway'' 😭#homophobic homosexual ♡#in character btw. to me. bc I'm fucked in the head or whatever#like he Would but in a playful way. like when my best friend and I call each other fags all the time in mean ways but as bros 🤝#I'll be his pansy bf idc. mr anton pwease let me hold ur arm while we walk through the site I don't wanna hurt myself on any scrap metal 🥺#roz posts#♡: 🔨🎰🥃#s: it's happy hour
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apparently playing genshin counts as being a gamer
#trying desperately to get back to lvl 15 so I can play w other ppl (I switched to laptop and it wouldn't let me log in so I just started#over) so my friend can help me w a side quest :( I want that rlly rare chest but monsters r killing me over it :(#can't WAIT to call cameron n be like hey girl I'm back at lvl 15 pwease can you drop ur adventure lvl 83 guys in with my lil 30 guys.#the traveler is my favorite little guy. kaeya is my heavy hitter tho I got him that cold crit sword he's killin it out there
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Hey gamers I am currently stranded at a gas station because I'm stupid and locked my keys inside my car, can y'all send me asks while I wait to be rescued
#pwease keep me busy#im like. very drained from recently getting out of a donation too so thats not helping haha#zen texts
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“You must be really bored if this is how you chose to spend your night.” an amused statement from a rather amused demon; satans glance not quite leaving the angel's now that he finds himself in such a ... unfortunate predicament. plenty of items in his room remain better left alone, curses and traps in places he routinely leaves to the back of his mind. but this ... it's not personal, truly, enough so that he already offers a hand up to help the angel down, now caught between the ever winding vines of a rather damning botanical piece. the demon he had brought it from had warned him it was prone to attacking unprovoked, a fact his forgetfulness had only seemed to induce more forward. “ ... Anything you’d like to say to plead your case?” / aka satan and raph because i missed our boys too and COULD NOT resist!
unprompted. // @dangaer
always accepting !!
raphael was knowledgeable to plants, at least in the celestial realm and the human realm. not these morbid plants in the devildom. he had only wanted to look at it, study it if he could. the last thing he wanted was to somehow upset such an oddly emotional plant into attacking him.
now he was tangled up in it, and every time he tried to gently coax his way out, it tightened around his limbs further and another vine squeezed around another part of his body. it was suffocating, tightening even the cincher around his waist further and raphael was increasingly becoming uncomfortable. he couldn't even play with satan, but satan was surely enjoying this predicament instead.
"i didn't meant to cause trouble..." he whined towards the hand he couldn't even reach without upsetting this plant more. "i was just curious about it since i had never seen it before. i didn't think it was so violent." he couldn't even gesture to himself without the vines tightening around his arms and thighs. he hiccupped slightly at the squeeze around his frame.
he looked towards the demon, large eyes already pleading. "can you please help me? i'm worried it'll tear my clothes if it squeezes me any tighter."
#letters received &&. sent out ⸢ 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗 / asks &&. answers ⸥#dangaer#i am to watch &&. protect my brothers lost ⸢ 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 / obey me. ⸥#if u thought this wasn't gonna turn into ur cliche uwu i'm tangled up pwease help me kinda event#u think far too highly of me
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does anyone know of height difference writing prompts that aren't for super drastic height difference?
I find many for big difference in height but not ones that imply like... 10 or 15cm or sth
#random ramblings#i want my ship to be the height where one chara can perfectly bury their face in the others chest/neck#and I want ideas#pls#help me out#writing prompt search#*grabby hands* pwease? 👉👈
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does anyone have any like. tips on how to make a space feel like your own. i moved out of my parents place at 18 and it's been about 6 months now. we'll be living there for about 3 more months before I move back for school, but I don't know how to like. make the space my own. i also share a semi small space with a close friend, we literally have bunk beds lolol,, queer trans lesbian if that helps :3 >^<
#queer#trans#moving out#moved out at 18#help#maturing#growing up#my own space#my own#my own stuff#tips#lesbian#no srsly pls help#pwease#help me#i need my own space
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kissing up on sukuna.｡o○
“what’re you doing brat? stop it.”
your lips assault the man’s face, peppering sweet kisses along his plentiful tattoos. he’s always been sensitive where the black ink tittered across the skin of his body, and you figured that out not long after he took you as his dearest wife .
he squirms back, a light push against your chest, “stop it.”
“what.. you don’t like it?” you mewl, rubbing the sticky gloss off of his cheek. he doesn’t answer you, only a petulant frown that paints his face, likely embarrassed of the slight flush in his cheek. you don’t mind.
“can i do it more ?” you ask sweetly , although he’d never ever say no. he tries to sit obediently below you, but can’t help but grumble when he feels your sticky lipgloss transfer onto his skin. the scent of artificial strawberry is nauseating to him, and he doesn’t get why you like it. but for you, he thinks he’ll deal with it.
for now at least.. until he gets so fed up he ends up throwing it away. but don’t fret, he’d repay you by buying you a variety of new designer products so you don’t complain.
“ do you like me ryomen? “
his eyebrow raises,
“you think i’d let someone i didn’t like do this to me?” he grumbles, your cheeks in between his fingers forcing you to face him whilst you spoke.
“admwit it, say you wike me pwease.” your voice slurred due to his grip on your face.
“no. you already know that i do. why should i say it?”
“pleaseee , ryomen ?”
he sighs, letting go of your jaw allowing you to rest yourself on his chest.
“i like you.”
“y’ do? really?!”
“you know that! i married you!”
“but you never said it until now! now it feels real.” you look up at sukuna with a dopey smile, eyes bright and so full of love he swears he sees hearts as pupils. he can’t help but crack a smile internally, but in reality he simply huffs.
“i might love you, brat.”
#er ya#sukuna soft#sukuna fluff#sukuna ryomen x reader#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x y/n#sukuna x you#sukuna x reader#sukuna ryomen fluff#sukuna ryomen x reader fluff#sukuna ryomen#ryomen x reader#drabbles ⋆⑅˚₊
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Bimbo Training 0.1
All bimbos should look, sound, and behave like a stupid whore, but not all of them know where to start!
This bimbo training will focus on making you sound like an airheaded slut, so you can build a proper bimbo personality from the bottom up!
First things first, start with your texts. Sound out the words out loud, then type what you hear! If you're using a proper dumb bimbo voice, then it should be spelled as stupid as you sound!!
Some examples:
"omg" is now "ohmgee!"
"please" is now "pleash" or "pwease"
Second, take advantage of your phone and computer's autocorrect functions! (Disclaimer: bimbos may need a Man to help with this part!)
Find the autocorrect function on your device, and turn it on. Then, go into the "replace" feature. Each device is different, but most of them should have a spot where you can put in a normal word, and then the word you want to replace it with!
For example, you can put "men" in one side, and have your phone autocorrect your stupid typing to "Men"!
Speaking of which, my third point!
All bimbos should refer to Men with proper capitalization to show respect and deference. This includes anything relating to Men as well: Cock, Cum, Male, and of course His honorifics, like Sir, Daddy, or Master!
Sidenote for any Men; please refer to us bimbos only with lowercase titles, because we don't deserve Your respect! All women are just cunts, stupid whores, and dummy bimbos!
Last, but certainly not least, bimbos, try and change your speaking voice too! Make sure you only use three-syllable words or less, add long pauses with "uhmmm" and "uhhh" into your speech, and use a cute higher pitched girly tone! Don't forget your dumb girl words from earlier!
Finally, here's an example of a regular paragraph, and how to make it bimbo-fied!
"Yeah, my day at work was great. This one guy keeps hitting on me, dude won't leave me alone. Did you make dinner for me babe?"
And the improved version!
"Ohmgee this cunt had like, a super gud day! All the Men keep like, groping my boobies an stuff, I loves it so muchies! I wish all Men would rape my dumb body all day! Oh, dinner? Of course Sir, I'll like, totally go make You dinner! Can I suck Your Cock while You eat, pretties pleash?"
Remember, all bimbos speak with as much enthusiasm as possible, because you're here to please and entertain Men.
Your whole purpose is to serve Men.
#bimbo training#bimbo doll#brainwashing#bimboification#r@pe kink#stepfordization#dumbification#dumb slvt#dumb wh0re#gender traitor#good girl training#mis0gyny kink#mind conditioning#minors dni#bimbo hypnosis#bimbo girl#patriarchy#misogny#mis0gyny#hypno sub
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Heyyy! I hope you are taking care of yourself and touching grass once per day! Don't want you to get isolated that much😔
I request a NSFW prompt 3! With our fav suicidal maniac! DAZAIIIII!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊
Take care girly! Pwease take care of yourself🥺🥺🥺
you're so sweet🥺🩷I did not only touch plenty of grass today, but also drank water and spent time with my besties (health queen fr). hope you're taking good care of yourself too♡
3– fingering you under the blanket during movie night with friends
The film Ranpo chose for the Ada's monthly movie night rolled in the background, but you had a hard time paying attention. I mean, how could you, when your boyfriend's hand was shoved down your panties, his skillful fingers toying with your clit.
You were snuggling Dazai on one side of the couch. The cushy blanket wrapped around your bodies at least provided the tiniest amount of privacy but despite how risky the whole situation was, Dazai wasn't planning to stop his ministrations too soon. Fuck, he was such a tease...
You were a blushing mess, rubbing your thighs together to release the tension between them. You were pretty sure you've never been wetter in your entire life– the heat provided by your bodies paired up with his incessant touches made your cunt a sopping mess, sticky slick coating his digits. Your fingers dug in Dazai's forearm as he gave your puffy clit a harsher flick, making you tremble in pleasure.
"What's wrong, bella, are you cold? Do you want me to bring an extra blanket?" asked your boyfriend in a casual tone but you could see the taunting smile etched on his lips from the corner of your eye.
The man really had some nerve– mocking your sorry state when he was the one who caused all of it. As you squeezed your thighs together Dazai slowly pried them back open with his thumb, using the side of his hand as leverage to keep your legs apart. He dragged his middle finger along your slit, slowly working his way up to your clit and drawing loose circles on it again.
You shifted your body closer to him, resting your head on his shoulder "Please, 'samu I can't–"
"I know you like it, sweetie, you're drenched. Plus, I know how much you love it when I touch you like this in public, you're such a dirty girl" he whispered against the shell of your ear, masking the brief interaction with a chaste kiss to your temple. His words made your pussy flutter and of course he didn't miss it.
"I want you to cum for me. Can you do that, pretty girl?" he cooed, pressing his ring and middle finger on your needy clit as you nodded eagerly, burying your face in the crook of his neck.
The moment you gave him the go he resumed circling your clit, occasionally rubbing it between his fingers. Each little touch pushed you closer to your high, but what did it for you were the downright obscene things he was whispering in your ear.
"There you go, baby. Can't wait to get home and eat this messy pussy out. I don't think you're gonna get much sleep tonight."
You were so damn grateful that Ranpo turned up the volume of the TV a while ago so no one could hear the choked moan that slipped past your lips when you came. Your hips jolted up and Dazai cupped your pussy, slowly rubbing your clit with his hand, helping you ride out your high and preventing you from squirming too much.
"Shh keep it down, bella. Don't want everyone else to find out what we just did, do you?"
You would've slapped the obnoxious grin off his face if you hadn't been so weak and fucked out– though you were ashamed to admit, this was probably one of the best orgasms of your life.
Your boyfriend carefully removed his hand from your panties and wiped the excess of slick on your inner thigh before wrapping his arm around your waist and snuggling closer to you. The innocent smile on his face was enough to calm your nerves. Yea, Dazai was an obnoxious bastard sometimes and his teasing never ended, but he was still the love of your life so you couldn't bring yourself to be mad at him.
#𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd x reader#bsd smut#dazai bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#dazai x reader#dazai smut#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai x you
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