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pi-seas · 10 months

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Shoutout to Discover call center, i would wife up the woman who expedited my credit card to OVERNIGHT in a heartbeat cause you just literally saved my entire college education

#im not joking #that payment was due YESTERDAY #and queen said 'imma help you out'#put that shit on A PLANE.#my god #lovely people #i never have lost my patience with call center workers #but i WILL lose my vow to stay unmarried forever just to make them happy

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littlelightfish · 1 month

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Something I loved from the anime adaptation on episode 5:

They made a summary about Mick's and Kuro's characters and relationship from what they saw in this two panels on the few seconds this scene taked place.

Just this. Kuro and Mick both surprised on the first. Kuro looking at Mick like he's worried about something, and Mick eating bread in silence, looking in distrust at the guy.

The anime makes it so rich on subtle expressions, I'm in love here. They're just on the background of the scene. But what they do says really a lot about them.

When the guy first comes to scene, Mick looks a bit confused but nothing else. "Who tf this guy?" They're not planing on paying him any mind.

When he sits besides him, he gets uncomfortable, you can see it on his face he doesn't want to sit beside a stranger. He wants to get up and change places. "What's with this guy? What does he want? Why is he so close?" Kuro notices this and looks at him. He saw him flinch (off camera because guy is covering him). Mick is scared of this guy.

Mickbell is a naturally untrusty person because of his backstory. He gets uncomfortable when new people starts acting friends because "well that can't mean good, can it?" Kuro knows this because they share a life together and proceeds to try and calm him the best he can in this situation.

Kuro puts his hands on Mick's back. He already has them there when the camera changes angles. "I got you. I'm here. Nothing is going to happen to you. Calm down." Mick now looks confused at the guy, but it's still clear he's very uncomfortable there. He leans towards Kuro a bit "I feel safer by your side and this guy is wierd".

In seconds, as soon as he sees him grab food from their table, he changes his mood. He jumps in surprise at the audacity. He's now annoyed and pissed. That's their food! How dares he... But he isn't the one to say anything, and from this alone you could tell he's quite introverted outside of their friends group (or that he didn't pay for the food idk). Kuro keeps his hands in there, knowing he's nervous.

Mick just looks at him eat, annoyed, maybe angry, and silent. He isn't probably paying any mind to what this guy is saying. He is stealing food. He should go get food somewhere else. Kuro seems to think something alike, but he is a bit surprised this guy has the balls to steal food so openly (he isn't paying atention either ot he doesn't understand)

He thinks a lot of thinks but says none, eating in silence. Kuro is staring with no good intentions behind those eyes. Only murder. Food robber. Mick disturber. Deserves death.

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ceruleanterrapin · 3 months

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Just so all of you know this was based off of this cursed post

Essentially, the Rise Turtles' bird ass feet should be capable of perching on surfaces by curling their toes around them

....as well as picking things up with them

@hatterladz

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pissbbyy · 1 month

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el camino : jesse is forced to face his past, post - captivity, and abandon the remnants of his identity as he attempts to pick up the pieces of his life that was destroyed by walter white. walter, who killed anyone who got close to taking jesse away from him. walter, who manipulated jesse into being dependent on him and took advantage of jesse’s need for love validation and approval. walt, who took this young man and molded him into the ideal figure: his son, wife, and business partner all wrapped together. walt, who ruined jesse’s life before it even began.

walt in el camino : hey jesse :) son :) buddy :) have you thought abt college? :)) u should go to college, son :) i think it would be super beneficial for ur future, kiddo :))

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monty-glasses-roxy · 7 months

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ANYWAY

Speaking of details, do we actually know how big the Pizzaplex is? Like... Obviously it's huge but do we have any kind of source that says how big it actually is? Or a good approximation of it?

#fnaf security breach #tales from the pizzaplex #tagging both cause why not #but yeah in terms of rebuilt au and possibly Meteors too #i want to know how much space i have to fuck around with #obviously it's a lot but i have some ideas #and thought it would be cool if i could figure out a way to make like #a to-scale or whatever mock up of the place to experiment with #like if i had the dimensions of the Plex #i could than add areas around it to compensate the car parks and shit #then remove the actual building #even the edges of the land and blammo!#exact map of the land to fuck around with!!#i can experiment and see what i like the look and feel of!#and it would also give me an idea of what CAN fit in that space #my problem is I'm a very visual person #if i can't SEE it mentally or physically #i find it kinda hard to work with #numbers mean fuck all to me but if i can put them in a program that will give me a visual plane-#to work with?#that'd be dope as hell I'd have fun with that #so yeah is there any kind of source with this information? or perhaps #a good approximation we could work with?#i wanna fuck around and find out with the space!!

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semidecentpoet · 2 months

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I think “Art Is for Amateurs” by Jam Mechanics, featuring Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook, might be replacing “Ghost Stories” by the Narcissist Cookbook as my favorite song and I Don’t Know How To Feel Ab That

#like ghost stories takes me away to that Place yk #other plane of existence #something something sense of self #something something we are all ghost stories at the end of the day and maybe we should just aim to stay that way #BUT ART IS FOR AMATEURS IS SUCH A BANGER #IT GOES SO HARD #WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT #i’ve been listening to it on repeat #wdym ‘doweries or endowments or for the decorative towels’#wdymmmm ‘so spare a thought for the middle-man who couldn’t make anything (but bank)’#the raw EMOTION of ‘the more space you just make for the BULLSHIT’#and ‘and I’m all in man this is all that I know how to do’#different emotions #both raw as /shit/#this song is the only thing on my mind always #it’s taking over my life #and putting a pen in my hand and pushing me to get back to work #bc goddammit #art is for amateurs #bug hunter #the narcissist cookbook #jam mechanics #ghost stories #this song slaps #both songs are amazing #ghost stories will forever be my first True Love #my gateway drug lmao #but new personal life anthem just dropped

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theperrylleluniverse · 2 months

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Poor Hamilton...

+ Bonus: Live Della Reaction

#hamilton burger #perry mason #tcot wrongful writ #I dont know why Della is making such a bitchy face in the background LOL #you can literally see Hamilton's soul leaving his body in the second to last gif #like he fully has ascended to a new plane of having to put up with Perry's shit #also Perry's little smile in the second gif is so cute #hes like hehe hamilton what you miss me??#then immediately does something incredibly annoying #iconic

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h8ani · 3 months

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I should not be this chronically exhausted both physically and mentally at this age.

#today I have been put thru the ringer and I am not ok #I’m tired of everyone and their momma istg #I wanna cry but also have no right to cry #I’m venting now in the tags just ignore me please #but FUCK #when do I get a break with this shit show I call my life #have no money yet whenever I’m sad I spend my savings to make me feel better #I hate my job and wanna call out but also know I can’t because it’ll reflect my rent check #Cali is too expensive and health insurance is a joke #kinda wanna sell all my funkos now because I’m over my bad spending habits #wanna go to school but that costs money #kinda wanna get a one way plane ticket and not tell anyone #and then there’s my mom crying her heart out because of her pos husband who wants to say mean vile things to her #hearing your mom cry is not a good feeling

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gingerwerk · 2 months

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Bruh hambone really just goes through it constantly

#fucking gets hit during Munster raid #tries to jump out of the plane and a strap or some shit catches on the door and he’s just deadass blowing in the wind for a whole #gets caught and put in a camp #throws up canned meat during a death March (bucky told him not to eat it and he said fuck the rules)#Kelly watches Mota

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saunne · 6 months

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I wear my headphones very often, because they help me create a sound bubble. Very useful against anxiety when I have to go shopping or against the auditory fuckeries of the world around me when I'm on the move. I wear my headphones when I write, often with music, to be in a bubble of creativity. I also wear my headphones sometimes even without any sound in them, just because the silence is sometimes loud (those who know know).

Anygays, I've been wearing my headphones for about 2 hours and only just realized that they were disconnected from everything, thus being a perfect example of the last point of the previous paragraph.

#headphones #adhd #hyperacusis #sensory processing disorder #actually got a letter from my psychiatrist to go get diagnosed for hyperacusis #what do you mean I'm not supposed to ONLY hear the clock ticking from the other side of the room after some time adjusting to the silence #what do you mean it's not normal I can't comprehend shit of the conversation next to me in a bar #but I can follow without issue the sob story happening two tables on the left #what do you mean high pitched sounds are not supposed to cause panic attacks #i'm not supposed to put high school ringbell / crying baby / jet plane on the same level of discomfort ?#since when ???#here we go to get diagnosed (again)#unneism

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knaveofmogadore · 10 days

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Pretty much all of my advice from years of tutoring, working with foster kids, and helping raise half a dozen toddlers is two questions and an answer:

1) Is there a developmental or medical reason the kid is doing [behavior], or is it a control thing?

2) If it is a control thing, what will I gain from tackling it head on that I wouldn't gain from alternate solutions or by giving up entirely?

And the answer is almost ALWAYS "No one wins when you initiate combat with a toddler, because you're an adult with a million responsibilities, and that kid ain't got nothing else to do. You might get what you wanted, but you'll both still lose"

#messages from knave #watched a video about kids on planes and the comments were garbage because the mom MENTIONED #NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THE VIDEO #that her kid was going through a picky eater phase #and yeah sometimes it is just a phase and its not medical or sensory but like. who cares #yeah some kids come out of potty training with control issues but who wins if you spend two hours arguing with a 4 year old?#no one #but the adult always loses #and what would the kid gain sitting there being more stubborn than you? because they're not gonna remember anything about food #they're gonna remember how frustrated they were and how good it felt to stick it tk your ass #kids don't know how much food costs or about the food pyramid or that your mil is judging you because they didn't #touch her broccoli brussel sprout casserole or w/e #but they DO know when you're being a dick to them and lack the social experience to not take that shit personally #so do you wanna get into a grudge match with a toddler or do you wanna watch a soap opera and put them to bed at 8pm?

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facedock · 2 years

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LMAO at Murdock saving B.A.’s burger but not even trying whatsoever to keep B.A. himself from falling over 😂 #priorities

#the a-team #the a team #b.a. baracus #h.m. murdock #murdock #BA #babe. priorities. honey. honey look. LOOK. HE'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO EAT SHIT AND YOU'RE SAVING THE BURGER. BABE–#....genuinely tho protect BA poor bby passing out every other episode and they don't even catch him every time #like y'all gonna gaslight and drug him and not even make the effort to give him a soft landing ?? ? ?#*picks BA up and puts him in a cozy car* there u go hon i won't let them take you on a plane against your will anymore <333 #((i joke but it genuinely is an aspect of the show that bothers me a lot hsjdfhdjsf.#like i'll chuckle at the predictability of the ongoing gag but like. it's a fUCKED UP GAG 😭 PROTECT HIM))#my posts #my gifs

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trujellyfish · 2 months

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not to sound like a quitter, but.

#wat do u do wen ur in iceland with two of ur best friends #but u cant fucking sleep #and u dont have any of ur creature comforts and by gods are u a creature of comfort #and u have no money #and youve put very little effort towards this trip and even less money lmao #like wow i have ppl who will just. buy me plane tickets and tour tickets and food #which is lovely but ultimately soul crushing #bc im going to spend the next four years repaying that #bc i cant get it the fuck together with my spending habits #like ffs im almost 30 and i keep spending my money like a 10yo who found $5 in the street #and cash doesnt feel like a real option in iceland #and unfortunately i also screwed myself by not getting my new credit card #there is. a lot of negativity in my brain rn.#yeah its bc im tired as shit but with the insomnia #like i would pretend to sleep bc i know its better than doom scrolling but fuck #my brain refuses to be distracted from the self loathing rn #2hrs of lying there and i was like okay ill read fic for a bit so i stop. Thinking.#but then i close my eyes and my brain just fucking flushes itself again #anyway. screaming. hollering. homesick.#i only have unhealthy coping mechanisms at this point and unfortunately my fave one is illegal here sooooo.......#might try buying a pack of smokes tmrw lmao #provided i dont find anything sharp first heyyo

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the-faultofdaedalus · 10 months

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reading 2012!avengers fics with coulson in them (or really like. any main mcu fic with coulson in it) is now always so unintentionally funny post-aos consumption because like

This Is Not The Same Man

#canon coulson vs fanon coulson one hell of a drug #not that i don’t like fanon coulson! it’s just #could not be a more different guy #fanon is so. dry and offical and bland and competent #peak of beauacracy-spy shit #and then in aos it’s just. man he is Unhinged #like no he’s not the rules guy he is explicitly a loose canon #who makes shitty jokes all the time and is way too much of a nerd about classic spy shit #he has the ax that was used to cut off his hand hanging on his office wall #he has a functional bar in his shield airplane #he gets dragged kicking and screaming back to life #and immediately runs off with the most hackshod untested insane team he could find in a day #which include shield ops legend with a resting bitch face #another shield ops star who is also secretly hydra and has the people skills of a thorny pile of shit #two baby science techs who have never done field work in their life #and some random hactivist he found on the street #and put them all on this one plane #which. has a massive garage. a fully equipped lab.#big coulson office.#very nice ops area.#a bar as previously mentioned #and yet. the fucking bunks are not fully enclosed #i’m realizing now that we only saw that fitz daisy ward and jemma were in those bunks #… i don’t think we ever saw where may and coulson slept #god i don’t know if it’s funnier if they have fancier bedrooms bc they’re command #or if they also have shitty bunks you can litterally peek over top of #most fucked up co-ed living space possible: the bus #there’s a spiral staircase and we never saw a single bathroom #which i’m now actually obsessed with #i get Wht but like. dear god what was the situation

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guitar-anon · 3 months

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i'll draw the rest of the requested sonas with allison tomorrow (or at least some :D)

#original post screaming into the void #i got caught up on some school papers that i needed to get done! so i feel a lot better about taking time to draw now :D #i have really really cute ideas for interactions with the other sonas #that child is just experiencing everything possible in whatever plane of existence theyre on and i love it #sentient mask? immediately puts it on face #eight and a half foot tall goatlike creature? figure out how to sign to him that you wanna experience being tall #fuck up your arm and end up with a robot one connected to your brain? cool shit new party trick make it fall off randomly #i wanna draw the other pictures so bad augh

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stabbylambchop · 11 months

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Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW????#I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just-#-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL'#like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!!#but like. idk.#and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another-#-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy...#but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting...#especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces...#i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments.#it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised'#I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up-#and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

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