Kid scara would he be a crayon eater or a glue eater. I knew a girl who ate crayons and the teacher would just ask if they're good

this is insane. underpaid teachers will see a kid chewing on crayons like french fries & not gaf. anyway, i agree w u. i think he also was one of those kids that would pour glue all over their hands, wait for it to dry & peel it all off.

I broke your purple crayon

and tossed in in the trash

so go take your stupid cup

and shove it up your bosses a*s

We had something good

but you took all that away

you got no names but greed

in whatever sport you play

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Evening Prayer - 31 Jul 2023

The beautiful full moon was a wonderful treat, God, a pleasing way to end a pleasant day. Thank you for today’s Bible study. Thank you for the volunteers that are showing up to get things ready for the flea market. Thank you for the timing of the public transportation that delivered me right on time for a concert tonight. Thank you for the ethereal sounds of the human voice. Thank you for the reminder of the variety of humanity that are my neighbors. And thank you for the beautiful full moon, hanging in the sky over my house (as if I were Harold and I had a purple crayon) when I got home tonight. Amen.

They're in my laundry...! and thats okay

Dream and the Green Crayon💚

I cannot describe with words how much joy the deltarune crossover drawings bring me it's my second favorite game after genshin and they look so cute the way you drew them for it aaaaaaaaaaa

thank you so much! undertale as a whole has my heart for a long time, and deltarune was one of the first games I ever get to experience since release (playing it and all!).

it's one of my favourite ideas to play around among all the genshin stuff I draw, meshing up what I hold dear together (just like the undertale crossover comic I did) and yeah! really ended up having fun entirely, hoping to do more next time around.

you can do it coco!

I remember hearing about this film when it was in production, but I thought this was going to be a fully animated film and not a live action/animation hybrid that’s a…”sequel”?? I say that since Harold is an adult rather than a child now, kinda reminds me of what they did with 2010’s Alice in Wonderland by having that be a continuation of the OG story versus being a remake of the story.

Idk, this is Carlos Saldanha’s first live action movie and he is a cool director so I guess we’ll see what happens.

I hate people who are super pretentious about movies. Sometimes I jsut wanna have fun. Is it wrong to say I'd much rather watch the Lego Batman movie than watch some insane mind bending shit that won't have me thinking the same for weeks.

Sometimes it's fun, and good for you, to explore complex thought and engage in thought provoking media, but I feel like there needs to be more acceptance in options.

Crayola should bring back Dandelion yellow instead of making another purple crayon that is used for product placement

(Song urge by doja cat)

Failed to resist the urge to post a snippet from chapter 16. This is my way of 🤝ing @godsfavoritescientist over the "grieving ex-worshiper who never figured out how to fill the gap left by a false god" Ford characterization.

Ford didn't move. He was still staring at the neon sign of an eyed triangle hanging in the psychic shop's window.

Did the "psychic" who ran this shop actually know what that symbol meant, Ford wondered? Did Bill have a worshiper here? Perhaps just another believer who'd been recruited by one of the micro-cults Bill left in his wake, five degrees removed from a former "student" that Bill had "inspired" and then abandoned half a century ago? Or had Bill met them in their dreams? Had he been summoned up to give them knowledge of the future—did they remember Bill as the central figure in a visionary dream that now made up the core of their spirituality? Maybe he'd visited them more than once, while trying to decide whether they'd be useful to him? Perhaps he'd been grooming the fortune teller into his minion, feeding them lines he wanted to pass on to a local politician or scientist? Did he ever play board games with them?

Did they worship him still?

Did they know their god was dead?

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There'd been an ache in Ford's chest for over thirty years—an empty pit that once held awe—a dark void that used to be filled with starlight. Ford knew now that, metaphorically speaking, the divine light Bill put off had never been anything but optical illusions with flashlights and mirrors. But even so—even so, nothing and nobody had inspired such sublime wonder in Ford since.

During his lowest moments out in the multiverse, starving and exhausted and despairing, he'd irrationally wondered if the unimpressable depression left in Bill's wake was evidence that Bill had been truly that great, too great for a human like Ford to understand, and the shadow cast on his life in Bill's absence was the natural consequence of turning away from something godlike.

Ford had gotten over that. He'd recovered, he'd grown. He understood the truth: Bill's parlor tricks had dazzled his eyes so thoroughly that now he couldn't detect the subtler glimmer of the truly wondrous. He wondered if his eyes would ever adjust to the dark again.

Whether he liked it or not, he missed the way mind-blowing awe felt. He missed being dazzled. 

There were days when he wasn't sure what he resented Bill for more: vomiting so much glittery garbage into his soul, or stopping.

mi precioso // richie lipschitz

he is made with crayola crayons with the exception of his eyes that were too small to get the details right so i painted these with acrylic markers. and i didn’t like the bottom of the drawing so i covered it with aliexpress washi stickers collage kind of thing

i am painting ruth next to him but you’re gonna see her soon

SIMON and the PURPLE CRAYON

Taiwan has their own Crayon Shin-Chan x Sentai crossover in April now. It's the same illustrations as Korea's in 2023, but Shin-Chan is Gao Red instead of Zyuoh Eagle this time (pretty sure it's because Gao Red is our child memory instead). The title is in Japanese and they appear to be all new products and not leftover Korean stock.

My faves are the pet bed with a Don Blaster plush and the rainbow keyboard