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How ‘bout a combo gorgonopsid-vampire bat. Thanks for reading.
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pleb-the-original · 11 months
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Day 24: Pseudopaleo
(So this one took a while not because of the idea, but because of college finals. Hopefully with the year over I can finally finish this prompt list. Anyways, I know I just did one about demons but I couldn’t resist writing about the demon made dino paradise in Africa that I made up to explain all the dino cryptids there. And I mean come on, dino demons? That’s sick as hell.) Alrighty everyone! Welcome to Prehistoric Paradise! I’ll be your tour guide for today, call me Veli. Now, does anyone have any questions before we begin our walking tour? You sir, in the back? Oh right, the suits. Well you see, Prehistoric Paradise as a dimensional space is supposed to emulate the conditions of Earth of the past. This includes higher levels of oxygen in order to support our larger insect species as well as the plants around. As a human, you would get oxygen poisoning so our team has devised these suits in order for you to breathe properly. This is always why my demon fire is stronger than usual here, as well as some of the other demons that I see in this crowd. Just try not to breathe too closely to the plants, guys. You there, what about you? Yes, I am indeed a velociraptor Eden Demon. If you’re wondering about the height thing, it’s because of Jurassic Park. I mean I’m always gonna appreciate my fellow raptors and rag on how much the humans messed them up, I mean come on guys, you couldn’t keep just a little bit of our plumage? But I do appreciate the extra height. Being turkey sized is not fun when you’re on your own. So Lord Taxternal granted me this change. Although once again, I refuse to give up my plumage. Next question? Oh right, yeah that figures. We’re not AS bad as that place in the movies, but I do admit we’ve had our escapees. Considering these dinosaurs are magical in nature and way more intelligent, sometimes our fellow workers here take them out of this pocket dimension into the real world. Normally we keep them confined in isolated areas, but we’ve had our misses. These guys just wanna explore and hunt, and I can’t blame them. They’re intelligent enough to recognize they live in an eternal paradise, but they still wish to know of the outside world. As for dino cryptids in other places, after we realized that Africa was a bust we tried taking the dinos out to other places. That ended up not working either as now people are searching for them in South America and New Zealand. That’s why we enacted this tour program, so they can get a taste of the outside world from the comfort of the home we built for them. Alright, this will be my final question. Why did we make this place? Simple. Every Eden demon feels a connection to their given species. So when us dino demons realized that some of our dinos were being born with magic, we wanted to keep them. Animals have always had a chance to be born with magic, but the dinos learned how to channel it towards immortality. Yes, this does include the Megalord but we claim no responsibility for his actions. We rounded up all these magical dinos and sent them to a safe sanctuary in this pocket dimension we all reside in now. We put the entrance in Africa since we figured it was a perfect environment for everyone. Wild and untamed, even until the modern day. Now then, we shall begin our journey into the past! Just remember to stay close by and try not to aggravate anyone. Especially asking why they have feathers, we all have feathers. No you cannot pet them. Ok maybe the pterosaurs, they like getting their pycnofibres scratched. 
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Getting back on the clean eating wagon . Love it when I can cook . #bmismart #RWRR #IREMOVE #pseudopaleo
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chimeride · 9 months
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Magdeburg Unicorn, the 231st Known One.
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chimeride · 2 years
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LA QUÊTE DES CHIMÈRES
An art challenge to celebrate the 4th anniversary of this project !
You can do one a day or spread it over months, you can use any style or media you want, you can interpret each word as you want or follow the precisions below, it can be just silly sketches if you want, make this challenge yours and the only true rule is to have fun !
Make sure to tag your work #chimeraquest so I can find them easily, you can send them to me or tag me too if you want to :)
Shitty cryptid : creature submitted on @shittycryptids​ (shittycryptids.tumblr.com).
Pseudophyta : chimeras that looks like a plant.
Shell : full of surprise.
Dragon : show us what a dragon is.
Pun : chimera based on a pun.
Ghost : flotting creatures with disturbing faces, patterns, teeth and tentacles.
Cephalopod : limbs directly connected to the head.
Centaur : hexapedal creatures with two or three distincts torsos.
Pseudofauna : chimeras that looks like another animal.
Bird : they are really cool if you look closely.
Merfolk : swimming creatures, front mammalian (not always) and rear sea creature.
Music : chimeras based on a music, or produce sound.
Vampire : blood-drinking chimera (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hematophagy).
Bug : mostly based on arthropods.
Fae : flying insectoid, probably small.
The Known Ones : tribute to a creature design you like.
Pseudoartifact : chimera based on an object.
Reverse : classic chimera, but upside-down.
Goblinoid : mostly quadrupedal and mammalian, probably small, and considered “ugly”.
Metachimera : fuse two different prompts of the list (except 16 and 31).
Unicorn : creatures with one horn on the forehead.
Zooanthrop : humanoid with animal features.
Demon : can range from classical art and occultism to pop culture.
Pseudopaleo : chimera based on an extinct animal.
Homonculus : humans fused with humans.
Sea creature : seems more adapted to live underwater.
Suggestion : take a suggestion from somebody (a friend, your followers, your mother, that guy you see everyday at the bus stop, etc.)
Gryphon : winged hexapedal creature, front avian and rear mammal.
Sponge people : body horror from the seabeds.
Hellpig : twisted pigs and boars.
The Unknown : original creatures, unknown chimeras of our world until then.
Art challenges have been very important in the Éphéméride des Chimères, they helped me to find inspiration and to give me motivation to draw even more, I hope mine will help you too.
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chimeride · 2 years
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chimeride · 3 years
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chimeride · 3 years
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Chimera inspired by outdated, retro drawings of dinosaurs.
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chimeride · 4 years
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chimeride · 4 years
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chimeride · 5 years
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