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#7 - Halloween Parkner prompt, “What are you supposed to be?” “A mortician, obviously.” “Can you be a sexy mortician?”

Harley tapped his foot impatiently on the wooden flooring of the Stark lake house while he sat, slumped, into the plush couch. He heard a small snicker and looked up as Tony slid onto the couch beside him.

“You look good.” He gestured to the white shirt Harley was wearing with fake blood splattered across it. He had gone a little overboard with the blood but hey it was Halloween and he quite liked the outcome of his bloody hair and pale face.

“I see you didn’t want to join in on the festivities.” Harley chuckled while mirroring Tony’s gesture only to the billionaires suit which was in no way Halloween themed.

“I didn’t think I could pull off a zombie like you do.” Tony laughed again and Harley rolled his eyes while giving him a small shove to the shoulder.

“If you keep that judgement up we might just rethink taking Mo with us and you will be forced to put an outfit on.” Harley threatened with a grin making Tony groan and close his mouth.

Soon a small thump could be heard and Morgan came bounding down the stairs with Pepper in tow. She had a cute pink dress with a princess tiara and a huge smile on her face, “Har- Lee!” She yelled his name in two syllables, no one knew why but she just had always pronounced it like that, and leaped into his arms.

“Wow you look so beautiful Morguna.” Harley caught her as he jumped up from the couch and swung her around in his arms. Morgan giggled and slipped out of his grip to scrunch her face up at his shirt.

“Did you get hurt?” She asked innocently and pointed to the blood covering Harley’s was white shirt and previously blonde hair.

“No sweet, it’s for my costume.” Harley shook his head and she frowned making everyone in the room giggle.

“Why do you need blood for a costume? You could have come as a princess like me!” She suggested, getting more and more excited at the thought of dressing Harley up in a princess outfit.

“I could’ve couldn’t I?” Harley laughed and Tony cackled behind him at his daughter, now giving puppy eyes to Harley to change to a princess and he knew she definitely took after her father in the persuasive aspect but the puppy eyes? That was all Peter.

“What’s all the racket down here?” Peter asked as he skipped down the stairs, taking two at a time and grinning from ear to ear. Harley glanced up from Morgan who had ran into the kitchen after Pepper for her trick or treat bag.

Harley laughed at the long black draped coat over Peter’s shoulders and buttoned black shirt underneath while trying to work out what the hell he was. Peter padded over to is boyfriend with a smile, “you look like you’ve gotten into a car accident.”

“Who knows, maybe I did.” Harley grinned back and looked down at the slightly shorter brunette, “What are you supposed to be?”

Peter frowned and a pout grew on his lips, “a mortician, obviously.” He said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world and Harley laughed while leaning in closer.

“Can you be a sexy mortician?” His lips were now inches from Peter’s and he could feel the shorter boy’s breath on his cheek.

“I thought that was a given.” Peter whispered back and leaned forwards to connect their lips. Harley smiled into the kiss and ran his hand through Peter’s hair while Peter did the same and covered his hands in the fake blood still wet in the blondes hair.

“Um would you keep it PG? There’s children around.” Tony ruined the moment, again, and strolled into the room with his hands on his hips and Morgan giggling at his side. Peter and Harley separated instantly, putting a good foot in between them and staring at the distruption.

“Har- Lee and Petey have been fondueing.” Tony couldn’t hold in the laughter at his daughters comment and his hands flew to his mouth. Peter blushed a deep red, challenging the colour in Harley’s hair and Harley sighed loudly,

“Couldn’t you have waited a minute, we were having a moment.”

“Nope, now you kids better get going or there will be no candy left.” Tony waved his hand and Peter tilted his head to the side in annoyance and trudged over to the door to pull his shoes on.

Harley raised his eyebrows at Tony who pulled him aside and gave him a stern look, “you’d better watch her carefully, no getting distracted by a certain brown haired boy and please keep it PG for her. I don’t need her seeing too much fondue.”

Harley cringed at Tony’s attempt at a Dad chat and nodded with a thumbs up, “you can trust us, we’ll protect her with our lives.”

Harley spun on his heel and followed the other two out of the lake house while Tony muttered, “well I hope that’s not necessary but thanks.”

Peter was in the passenger seat with Harley driving and Morgan in her car seat in the back. Morgan was happily playing with some dolls so Peter leaned towards Harley and lowered his voice to a hushed whisper, “what did Tony want?”

“Nothing much, just telling us to take care of Mo,” Harley shrugged and glanced at Peter who rolled his eyes then leaned over to give a peck on Harley’s cheek.

“Well I thought that was also a given.” Peter grinned and Harley let his lips curved upright while he kept his eyes on the road ahead of them, ready to scare the shit out of anyone whom they wanted candy from. It was going to be a fun night.

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