they fucking phantom planeted my boy

the fucking heist episode has me in tears i can’t it’s so funny 😭😭 my favourite part is definitely vyncent tapping on the keypad randomly and david is just reacting like anyone would “what are you doing?” “why are you doing that?” “what the hell?” IDK ITS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT BIZLY PLAYING CHARACTERS LIKE HOW REAL PEOPLE ACT AND THE OTHER THREE BEING BATSHIT INSANE THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY TO ME 😭😭

just finished the pd finale. man . no spoilers. augh, i was grinning the whole fucking time even as my eyes were watering because the story was just too good, i fucking loved that so much.

watching it i was like man i miss when they went to school i miss when ashe was okay and i was like maybe i just want to rewatch the whole fucking series because i love it that much. like HOW do you expect me to watch riptide when i have the god damn prime defenders on my mind??? ive been struggling with this for months now and !??? the epilogue?? i need that NOW.

i just want to say. all of the characters had such amazing character growth. obviously wiwi. but dakota?? my boy?? and vynce?? seeing all of these characters mature, however subtly or dramatically, i fucking loved it. they went from awkward cringe teenagers who fought crime for the fun of it. to actual heroes. seeing vynce become so much more emotionally available. seeing dakota push aside his ideals to take care of his friends, because he was a friend before a hero. seeing william accept his position in their lives, accept that he could be enough. god .

GOOD FUCKING FINALE BIZLY!!

I still haven’t watched s1ep24 of pd btw. Mostly because of finals season and college but also because. I’m Scared.

Wait did. Did cantrip fucking SURVIVE???? HUHH???

episode 6 prime defenders update: I heard people dont like doug? just met him and I love this guy! he seems to be super nice and enthusiastic!

wavelength: there is no way my kid is gonna go anywhere near danger and you kids should stay far away from him

wavelength, upon learning ashe is the only one who can get tide back: ok son go to the spirit world go

TIDE’S VOICEMAILBOX IS FULL. AND DAKOTA KEEPS CALLING. HE’S CALLED SO MANY TIMES HE’S FILLED UP THE MAILBOX AND HE KEEPS TRYING EVEN THOUGH IT’S FUTILE. WHAT THE FUCK.

NOOO NOT DOUG HE WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS I WAS SHIPPING HIM WITH WILLIAM NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Praying things work out or there's been a misunderstanding or something and they can still be friends.... he was so nice..... :(

WILLIAM WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED YOU TO DIE

*in a top hat with a fake moustache and a monocle, talking even more britishly than i normally do* so will basically canonically has a crush on vynce and he’s jealous of whoever’s with him… but he takes it out on vynce instead of the girl? i like that, that’s funny

Something that I think is kinda funny abt bizly’s dming style for npcs is that they are always scared or unsure of what’s happening and unless they are an Authority, they will follow almost any instructions given to them by pcs which says a lot about Prime and how the world in designed to let the pd be so incredibly stupid at any given moment. Bizly is such a forgiving dm when it comes to player social interaction fr

William’s having the worst day with whatever cartoon shenanigans are happening around him. Nothing makes sense and he’s mortified seeing the impossible things his friends and these other people are doing. 

holy holy fuck, im actually going to be sick. its like willliam decaying is literally a transmetaphor. i thought you guys were all exaggerating but fuck, man. “Am i even still me” “No matter whats going on in your body your still william”  “my insides arent normal either” (Fucking dakota????) “ “i still am who i am”  “it is not this body that defines you” dude im fucking crying

Dude, Cross is cracked the fuck out this episode. what the shit. /pos

ACTUALLY I HATE PRIME DEFENDERS MY SECOND HAND SOCIAL ANXITY CANNOT HANDLE THE LEVEL OF AUTISM THESE THREE FUCKERS HOLD ISTG/lh