#prepare the crabs
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PREPARE THE CRABS!!!!!
#prepare the crabs#breaking news#destiel news#kate middleton#english monarchy#english royalty#english royal family#british royal family#british royalty#royalty
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One benefit to growing up in an age where everyone in power is an ailing megalomaniac is that I'll always have someone I need to outlive. Mitch McConnell, Charles England, the list goes on but every time one of them finally bites it another takes their place as the person I need to last one day longer than
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I'm literally clocking in rn I can't draw anything but. queen of England
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Who made the tumblr twitter page this fucking funny?
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Some girl in my choir stood up and yelled “THE QUEEN IS DEAD” right before the class ended
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We are LIVE here at Balmoral Castle and — WAIT! WHAT’S THIS!
IT’S! IT’S! BY GOD, IT’S PRINCESS DIANA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
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As the founder of the crabbie cult I have to instruct all of my fellow followers to realise your crabs in celebration of recent events. As well as become a crab temporarily, thank you.
#crabbie cult#prepare the crabs#i have to because I founded the cult#hehe btw please wake up my besties#my darling mutuals#queen elizabeth
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Sooooo I hear the queen is dying 🤭
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Here we go!
#uk politics#I have a feeling he won't be ousted unfortunately#but damn#finally#could surprise though!#prepare the crabs
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2024 off to an INCREDIBLE start
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Crab Mukbang | Full moonlight | Pinayvlog
Please Follow LIKE SHARE & SUBSCRIBE on my Youtube channel. It will be a big help for me as a beginner. Thank you.
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thanks for the positive response to himbo Moon!
he also wanted to say thanks:
some extras under the cut!
Edit: Image descriptions added!
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oh and in case you're curious about what his new body looks like, i managed to remember to take a picture of the sketch before inking! he basically has glamrock freddy's model design, except his legs and feet are more slender so he can be more light on his feet:
also... i did the math (meaning, i eyeballed a height chart with freddy's model and put the numbers in an ellipse calculator i found online)—freddy, and therefore moon here, has a bust size of 179.74 cm or 70.76 inches (almost 5'11" circumference).
writing muse: not thicc enough. the world record for the largest muscular chest is 74 inches!
...do with that information what you will
this is what i did with that information
(with a cameo of @vacantfields's android moon! they've got a bit of rivalry/affair/kismesis between each other ♠️)
poor hairdresser himbo moon isn't as flexible as he used to be :')
#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#New Do Same You AU#Moon New Do Same You AU#Things Are Better AU#i#i am sorry for this /jk#but that 5'11" circumference my GOSH#i can't even wrap my arms around him!#but he'd probably prefer that#he prefers hugs with arms around his waist or his shoulders (if you can reach or if he lifts you up)#he doesn't like being touched on his back#there's a... sad backstory reason for that#speaking of sad!#i'll be sharing my first drabble soon!#be prepared#and#maybe check back and zoom in on this picture later for the foreshadowing i've planted#again#i am sorry#for the psychological damage i'm about to inflict on you#crab art#traditional art#digital art#traditionally inked digitally coloured
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