Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
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Blaming the small one
Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios
Dust belongs to askdusttale
Killer belongs to rahafwabas
Nightmare belongs to Jokublog
I give credit to catherine-aki for the joke
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Nightmare: You three. Explain yourselves. Now.
Horror: It was Killer’s idea
Dust: It was Killer’s idea
Killer: It was Killer’s…
Killer: WHAT?! Fuck you guys!
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Hope that I could make the start of your week somewhat better❤
OF graciegreyyxo linktr.ee/graciegreyyxo twitter
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Hello hello, welcome to DOOM Castle!
May we take your coat? Your hat? ... perhaps your treat pouch?
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Found a meme randomly and had to draw Mikey in it. It was just too perfect not too
Original under the cut
I found this image randomly on Pinterest so I unfortunately don’t know the original creator :(
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N2 Floyd in the first movie
Sad little man got himself captured :(
He also gets punched in the face, but that's neither here nor there lmao
Also sorry for not posting for a fat minute I've been busy XD
Bonus: What John and Branch be doing
RIP in pieces John Dory, you were a brave troll and will be missed
I've got some more doodles of them going through it in the first movie, maybe we will see them soon teehee .
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Back to the traditional shenanigans! This one was kind of inspired by a bunch of romeo-and-juliet-esque paintings which I liked the vibes off, but wanted something different storytelling wise. I also think I wanna do another design for female presenting Aziraphale, but for the first try this was fun :)
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