Me (about to get away with murder) :
The heartbeat under my floorboards :
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i like some of the sturniolo videos! what the fuck does he know about lip balm!
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*Misty Quigley voice* my two girlfriends. And yes, they've both tasted human flesh.
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sometimes i think about killing you (affectionate)
please do. here is the knife
you may kindly ignore the image
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REUPLOAD
I took this post down originally as I wasn’t happy with how it turned out and I honestly don’t remember why i didn’t like it so much anyways hope you enjoy
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also i caught another eevee and evoled it into flareon! :D
Flameio hotman
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call me jason derulo the way our conversations ain't long
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Happy early halloween I'd like some pronoun candy and some bisexual biden chocolate please
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Where?? O_O
Who??? o_O
You've been where???? O_O
With who??? o_O
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fellow thought thinkers! i have come up with a new way to deal with invasive/impulsive thoughts:
identify the thought
is it an absolute? overgeneralisation? negative?
just remember, if it’s an absolute…ONLY SITHS DEAL IN ABSOLUTES!
which means, unless you want to be a sith???, you have to get the thought out of your head because you’re a jedi. NO ABSOLUTES, NO INVASIVE THOUGHTS, NO SITHS, WIN WIN WIN!
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The Haus of Pug is sick. I have fallen victim to its plague. Don't cry for me for I'm already dead.
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