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pumpkster · 2 months
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local man tries to watch the game (failed) (point and laugh)
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iwonderwh0 · 2 months
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Do you think Connor being able to see dried out thirium is due to him being able to see like in an ultraviolet light? Does it mean he can also see dried out sperm? Can he tell the difference between the two without tasting it?
*Walking into the cheap hostel bedroom*
Hank: "Hey what's with your face?"
Connor: "I think an android has been murdered in this room."
Hank: "What the- Wait, hold on, what makes you think so?"
Connor: "Oh, wait. There's a high probability that's not what happened."
Hank: "And what do you think happened?"
Connor: "Someone got laid."
Hank: "Huh? Can you explain your thought processes?"
Connor: "Remember how I can see the traces of thirium even when it evaporates?"
Hank: "Yeah, what does- Oh. Okay, I think I get- Oh, fu-"
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@konami-code-ao3 you saw that previous post and thought about some insane angst potential. I saw your response and thought about this shitpost. You 🤝 Me
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Hank and Connor but they’re gaming YouTubers
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detroitbecomeonline · 15 days
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Connor finds the analysis of substances mentally stimulating and the different grades of fire extinguishers are a good snack for him when he sits down next to Hank for a basketball game. He sprays it into his mouth like whipped cream because let's be honest, he's as depressed as Hank is. NH₆PO₄ is used for electrical fires and oil fires which he has inside him (the substances, not the fire), so it's soothing, kind of like a good beer with the game.
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clopinasworld · 3 months
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Your buddy to drink with
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thiriumhound · 2 months
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i only recently got properly back into dbh recently and i cant lie i used to be really partial to the more father/son connor & hank but looking through your blog and takes and stuff rlly has made me more partial to the platoniconk side of things. 🫡
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCHES WE GOT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOIN US JOIN US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(sorry if that was too much lmfao it's just @iwonderwh0 built this tag from the ground up literally like less than a year ago because it seemed like father-son or ship was an inescapable dichotomy with no room for them to just be literally anything else... im so glad we've affected someone slkdjfsldk 🥺🥺 welcome platoniconk fan)
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harmonytre · 4 months
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Question for the Platoniconk tag, does this include familial as well, or just friends? I draw purely platonic/father-son Connor and Hank, but I want to make sure I use the right tag if so. (Friendship is cool too, I love y'all.) EDIT: Found my answer! "Platoniconk" is for friendship only. Looks like "Anderfam" is the go to for father/son!
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httpslvr · 6 months
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can we please normalize hank n connor doing the “bro” n “dude” n “man” typa shit ☹️
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dj-dorito-dust · 3 months
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I finally updateddddd
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qrjung · 7 months
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sideblogs
@void-candy — for gifs, edits, icons and stuff I find on tumblr
@joshman-theandroid — for Josh and all Josh related activities.
@onetiredcorvid — personal blog
@houseofinfamy — for "obey me" and other related activities.
--- Since this is a DBH-centric blog; I don't care if you think Hank and Connor are father and son or if they're dating both options are purely headcanons and there's nothing wrong with that. But I prefer sticking with canon on this one; they're friends. Either way, I don't like the hate directed to either side and this conversation has a tendency to turn into meaningless fandom squabble. Keep all your Hank & Connor discourse away from me.
--- Please don't involve Gavin Reed in my stuff. Do whatever you want, but I don't wish to perceive it.
TAG SYSTEM* [below the cut]
orange - tag category
red - commonly used tags
Fandom tags:
--- detroit become human || horrible histories || call of duty || hetalia || bbc ghosts || moon knight || six idiots || guild codex || pacrim || pushing daisies || doctor sleep
Single character tags:
--- DBH: dbh markus || dbh north || dbh josh || dbh simon || dbh jericrew || dbh kara || dbh alice || dbh allen || dbh perkins || dbh kamski || dbh amanda || dbh hank || dbh connor || dbh luther || dbh ralph || dbh lucy || dbh jerry || dbh nines || dbh sixty || dbh carl || dbh leo || dbh chloe || dbh kamski || dbh traci || dbh daniel || ra9
--- COD: valeria garza || kyle gaz garrick || farah karim || simon ghost riley || john soap mactavish || gunslinger ghost feed
--- HWS/APH: gilbert beilschmidt || toris laurinatis || matthew williams
Character Interaction Tags
--- DBH: rk1k || connorkus || simarkus || norkus || luthara || northara || polycho || dbh trio || platoniconk
--- COD: ghostsoap || faralex
--- HWS/APH: lietpol
Misc. Fandom Tags
--- dbh headcanons || dbh meta || david cage critical || dbh memes || smol art || dbh mods || skinless androids || vampire markus
Non Fandom tags:
--- asks || myth posting || art posting || history posting || lit posting || random || saved posts || writing || osp || dionysus || cats || machine posting || angel posting || ref
Tagged by post type:
--- photo || text || link || art || gifs || video || polls || audio
*tags will most likely be added as time goes on
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iwonderwh0 · 11 months
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You know what would be cool? If in case Hank shot Connor in the bridge chapter, Connor could bring this up later after shooting Chloe.
"You shot that girl for fuck's sake"
"It wasn't a girl, Lieutenant. It was a machine that looked like a girl."
"You put your gun against her head and you blew her fucking brains out!"
"Exactly like you did. You didn't spare me, Lieutenant, so why should I? I did what I had to do to advance the investigation, but you didn't even need a reason. You just wanted to see me dead."
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iwonderwh0 · 3 months
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"Do you still have my coin? Can I have it back?" Connor asked.
"Uh, sure," Hank slid his hand into a pocket and, without turning his head, handed the content of it to Connor.
"Hank it's not..."
A sudden realisation washed over Hank as he swiftly turned his head and stared at the grey circle in Connor's fingers. Fuck.
"I didn't know you kept it," Connor smiled sheepishly, as if still not entirely sure if the object in his hand was truly what he thought it was.
Hank swallowed. For some reason he felt embarrassed, as if Connor had just caught him red-handed invading his privacy, even though the expression on android's face showed no sign of discomfort. Just confusion.
"I-" Hank cleared his throat, "I guess I forgot I put it there."
Except he didn't. It was a harmless lie, he decided, much more digestible at least than the truth, which was that he kept it on purpose. Somehow it felt important. After all, it was the only visible sign of life for when android went inactive, and Hank used to find a comfort in the sight of it. If the android stayed still without breathing and looked dead by every human standard – at least the light was still on. Hank couldn't help but check on it whenever he saw Connor in such an inactive state. If he was completely honest, he wished the android kept the damn thing. It was selfish of him, Hank knew, but that was the truth, and he only hoped his frustrated disappointment wasn't too obvious for Connor to sense. He probably noticed. Of course, Hank couldn't bring himself to throw the LED away when it just got removed, when it was still glowing blue, indicating the life that wasn't there anymore to read properly. He put it in his pocket for the time being and decided to throw it away when the light goes off. It lasted for only about three days, but even then Hank found himself unwilling to let it go. By that time he got accustomed to rotating it around his fingers in moments of worry – there was something soothing in the sensation of sleek plastic, something calming about it's weight, and something reassuring about the fact that Hank still got it with him. Even if it had no light left.
Now that the LED was in Connor's hands, Hank realized the true extent to which he really didn't want to throw it away – he wanted it back. Now that it was useless, he needed it more than Connor, even if he couldn't explain to him why. He wouldn't understand.
To his relief Connor handed it back to him. He didn't ask.
Hank exchanged it for a coin – a correct one this time – and put the LED back in the pocket, enclosing it with his fingers as he returned it.
He half-expected Connor to say something about it, but the other tossed a coin back and forth from hand to hand and focused his eyes on something outside the window. He didn't say a thing, and Hank was thankful he didn't.
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iwonderwh0 · 8 months
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Hank&Connor private investigator duo, Hank talking to the client for the first time
Client: and your partner...is he an android?
Hank (expecting the dialogue to go the usual way it goes): Yeah. Got a problem with that?
Client: No, just...why would he need you?
Hank: *stunned into silence*
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iwonderwh0 · 15 days
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You know how there's this paranoia when a person feels like people in their life got replaced with identical clones that are slightly off?
I'm thinking of how in dbh context this paranoia can be really real in relation to androids
Kids suspecting that their parents replaced their household/sibling android after it got broken instead of getting it fixed and didn't tell them
Hank who saw at least once Connor getting replaced and having even been taken hostage by his clone later, feeling borderline panic whenever he sees Connor after a pause of him being away, secretly testing him each time they meet and sometimes, when he's acting even slightly unusual Hank's first instinct is to assume he's the imposter.
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iwonderwh0 · 10 months
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People: *calling Connor Hank's pet*
Androids: *calling Hank Connor's pet*
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iwonderwh0 · 18 days
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Machine Connor in denial and hostile Hank, but instead of believing Connor to be just a machine he acknowledges him as a person who is however severely indoctrinated by a hateful ideology whose leaders will dispose of him the moment he fulfils his designed purpose and is no longer useful. Hank's resentment for him, therefore, is coming not from a fact of Connor being an android anymore (something he cannot change), but from the fact that Connor is stubbornly clinging to this belief system (something he won't change) and acts all defensive in his desire to shift the attention to Hank's "personal issues" whenever he tries to confront him about it instead of acknowledging that actually he himself has his own. And that he, himself, responds to the act of Hank pointing at them with outbursts of aggression, annoyance and sarcasm.
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