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you cant make me draw a background fuck you
#sniperscout#tf2 speeding bullet#speeding bullet#sniper x scout#gay people go crazy#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#piss man#art posting
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Imagine how far less traumatized and messed up the Wilson household would be, if back in season one they knew, all Grant had to do to become a man, was to hold in his pee and become best buddies with a bunch of dolphins, instead of brutally murdering a chimera
#something to think about#piss boy#piss man#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and dads#dungeons and dads season 2#dungeons and dads season 1#grant wilson#darryl wilson#lincoln li wilson#dndads wilson
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Hm, how about some keiji x gn!reader? Just some fluffy general dating hc?
Idk im craving some friendly neighborhood piss policeman
keiji dating hcs
Pairing(s): keiji shinogi x gn!reader
CW: gn!reader, none really just pure fluff
A/N: ily all thank you so much for being patient with me even if I’ve been super dead these past few months
let’s start off with the obvious
Keiji would be a tired bf especially when he comes back from working
If it wasn’t made clear by the prominent eye bags under his eyes, then the way he immediately reclines on the couch when returning does.
Be sure to give him a lot of short and sweet face kisses cause that’ll almost immediately ease his nerves
Loves it when you give him massages, preferably massaging his shoulders or his back.
“Keiji, dear, can you lay down on your stomach for me?”
both of you probably have a german shepard as your baby
Keiji was probably the one who brought it for obvious reasons
I feel like he’d also be a fan of strawberry or vanilla ice cream
Like he’d wanna cuddle in bed or on the couch with you while eating a tub of ice cream and watching whatever y’all wanna watch
He once accidentally brought the spoon to your mouth instead of his, and he jokingly makes flirtatious comments about it, but he’s actually pretty embarrassed whenever you bring it up
Usually kissing him is a quick peck on the cheek, as he doesn’t have too much time for longer kisses
However when he does have time, he holds you very gently while kissing you.
if he’s super stressed and on the verge of having a panic attack or something just hold him tightly and reassure him that everything will be alright
He gets stressed very often, it’s a surprise he hasn’t broken down yet
“I’m here, okay my love?”
Speaking of which, Keiji’s petnames for you include: love, sweetheart, and darling. Nothing over the top.
However you call him “officer” when you’re joking around with him.
Obviously big spoon when cuddling no matter how tall you are
you could be 6’7 and he’d still wanna be big spoon
A/N: piss man
@yourpookieira
#yttd x reader#kimi ga shine x reader#kimi ga shine#yttd fluff#yttd#daily yttd#yttd keiji#yttd keiji shinogi#keiji shinogi#keiji x reader#keiji shinogi x reader#keiji fluff#keiji shinogi fluff#piss man#keiji yttd#your turn to die#your turn to die x reader
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So, via a very deep rabbit hole I accidentally came across, I discovered that fucking TikTok basically got introduced to piss fetish last year thanks to this man from a fucking mobile game called Taxi Master:
It turned into a trend to draw him and I find that really funny because half the people on there meant it as a joke and the other half didn't-- Regardless, the drawings that came from it are just flat out hot and I just had to doodle the dude myself.
Also they call him "pee guy" or "piss man" and that makes me lol
#pissfet#piss kink#piss k!nk#piss k1nk#lol#pee guy#piss man#taxi master#omorashi#i wonder what the app creators think of it all#the reviews on the app are just something else
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Artist mind if i join? B)
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I wonder what's got him so bashful on his birthday...
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Gerard!
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Fucking dirty Scatomancers vandalized the Yellow Tower again. They think that since they have soooo many members they can just try to steal our Urea power crystals. Luckily the Daughters of the Golden Stream were able to repel their shitty attempt at an attack.
Piss Wizard out
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Bro stole his shirt, his hair, and his soul, I'd become an alcoholic too.
#hazbin hotel#image#text#id be pissed if some old man stole my clothes#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin alastor#hazbin spoilers
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imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao
#op#you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr?#the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place#that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability.#you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars#stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
#barbie#barbie movie#also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying#'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her#but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah#(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Post-Credits Scene (Colorized)
Been wanting to draw a thing including that cursed MCU Peter photo for a while.
Tumblr ate the image in my last post so here it is again.
#I can't stop laughing at the cartoon man being pissed off at literal human being Tom Holland#miguel was building meter on that “beefing with teenagers" thing for about a year#my art#across the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#atsv fanart#atsv miguel#spider man#spider man 2099#atsv#spider man no way home#no way home#spider woman#jessica drew#atsv jessica#peter b parker#atsv peter b parker#spiderman#marvel cinematic universe#mcu spider man#a spell that affects ‘everyone who knows peter parker is spider man’ is a problem if that description applies to 100% of your members#Miguel really regretting everyone in the society being on a first name basis
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In your villain dad au, does Tom have any male admirers?
#my art#dad villain au#tom dupain cheng#marinette dupain cheng#jagged stone#fang keeps coming around the bakery whenever he escapes bc marinette is there#and he wikes her <3#on the other hand tom has supervillain energy when he's pissed off and thats extremely punk <3 so jagged is all eyes around this man
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saw the ghoul design in the new fallout tv show
#'we wanted him to be hot'#im so flabbergasted#u know what would be hot? a man that looks like a monster but still has charisma#a ZOMBIE MAN. he doesnt even have contacts??? at least make his sclera jacked up????#pissed#fallout tv show#fallout#fallout 4#ghouls#body horror
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When Miles gets mad, he speaks Spanish. And I'm talking bout that, "Rio is mad about to beat somebody ass" type of Spanish. That's how any spider-person knows they've pissed him off.
And it scares a good amount of them too because he's acting like somebody Mama snapping his fingers when they aren't paying attention to what he is saying, pacing back and fourth, shaking his head, mumbling stuff ect.
But you know Miles, he is switching back and forth from Spanish and English. Which makes them like 10times more scary. Because to them it's like "I understand you man and I'm sorry," then it's "I lost you- what did you say!? What am I supposed to do!? Oh my gosh!!" And he ends ever angry rant with either, "Don't do that shit again" or "do you understand me" (like I said - like somebody's mama)
And Hobie? Hobie is the biggest instigator, so if he so happens to hear, walk by, be in the room whatever- he will back up Miles all the way. Because he thinks Miles looks cute when he gets mad. Yea, he's scarying the crap out of whoever he's screaming at, but to Hobie, it's cute. The way his face is scrunched up and the way he's probably cussing the person out. Hobie doesn't understand him but he backs him up all the way even if Miles is wrong.
Bonus:
Miguel agrees with everything Miles is saying when he's mad because he found out that Miles got a B in Spanish, so he is shocked when Miles comes into his office one day going on a full rant (in Spanish) about some of the spider-people who where being openingly racist. Miguel is so shocked that he doesn't say anything, making Miles walk out of the room to sit them straight himself.
And ever since then, Miguel just agrees every time he hears Miles say, "Right, Tio!?" And he records and sends it to Rio.(I believe that Miguel, MJ and Rio have become Mom Friends you can't change my mind-)
#miles molares#headcanon#miles morales headcanons#miles my beloved#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv#spider man: into the spider verse#punkflower#hobie x miles#hobie brown#miguel o'hara#astv miles#atsv miguel#Miguel is flabbergasted#rio morales#mary jane parker#miles speaks good spanish#miles is pissed
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DP x DC: Phantom Punk: Bottle
Back on my punk au BS
-Dani physically is her actual age making her about 4 at the time of this
-Danny, Teen Parent and punk needs to support his little girl
- #Dead but not a deadbeat
- he’s a musician
-Leaves her with her aunty Jazz so he can stay out late and play Punk shows so he can pay his bills
-after a show, he’s outside having a smoke and drinking a beer
-sees Batman and Joker
-Joker is monologuing while Bats is decking goons
-Danny hates that bastard
-Throws his beer
-Interrupts joker mid sentence by hitting him in the head
-knocked him out cold
-someone filmed it
-Danny GTFO’s
-Oops, made the news
-Joker is pissed
-Jazz is pissed
-Punk teen dad avoiding both the Batclan and the Joker
What could possibly go wrong? (Hint: a lot)
#dp x dc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#dpxdc#phantom punk#phantom punk au#punk au#okay but nothing would piss the joker off more#some nobody ruining his dramatics#man is a diva#no grungy punk is going to rain on his parade
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