rex: imagine getting suspended from the guardians hq for saying what omni-man did to cecil monster girl: what did he do to cecil rex: he fucked that old man

ed and izzy are going to kiss with tongue in season two. maybe more

[spotlight appears on me] UHHHH. izzy hands boobs pathetic situations

[crowd goes wild]

izzy is always trans to me no matter what. jack is trans or cis depending on the day. stede is always a clueless cis. ed is not cis or trans but a secret third thing. hope this helps.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE'RE GETTING A MONK MOVIE

izzy is actually a really fun guy normally but hes having a manic episode so hes getting no sleep and hes irritable as fuck and extremely sexually frustrated plus hes autistic and his routine has been changed out of nowhere. so basically hes on the verge of suicide.

related to my last post here are my tenets of izzy hands understanding:

he is transgender

he is autistic

he grew up poor/working class

he is not very smart

he's been sailing for a very long time

but most importantly:

he is deeply in love with ed

the izzy binder sideboob must be insane

(steve harvey voice) name something men want to do to izzy hands!

head empty only izzy titties

izzy hands running but his breasts are too big and theyre bouncing so so painfully so he has to literally hold his tits in place with his arm.

an our flag means death modern au is so funny to me cause izzy is still fucked up but everyone else would just be really average people. like yeah theyre weirdos but theyre just like people youd meet. blackbeard is just some fucking like. idk manager of some retail outlet. stede is some rich guy who left his wife and kids to start some sort of small business. the crew are just his fucking employees. izzy has killed people.

A big part of my Izzy interpretation is that he is just not that smart and is only vaguely aware of it. He doesn't have any misconceptions of being a genius or anything. He just thinks he's average, maybe a little above, even though he's not. 

His social-emotional intelligence is extremely low. He's not great at problem solving. He can't read but if he tried his comprehension would probably be poor. He can't come up with witty comebacks on the spot. The only things he seems to be really good at are sailing (which he has presumably been doing for a very long time) and swordsmanship (which requires spatial awareness and dexterity but also a lot of repetition). 

To me this is so so important because Izzy places a lot of value on the usefulness of people, which is why the crew of the Revenge is so irritating to him: they're not really good at what they do (or should be doing). To him, if you're really good at something you should stick to that. For Ed that's being a pirate, even more so than it is for Izzy. Izzy doesn't pick things up quickly so to be anything other than a pirate is an exercise in futility. 

But what he doesn't understand is that not everyone is like that. Ed is very quick to pick up new skills when he's interested! If he wanted to live a life doing god knows what he probably could— but Izzy can't. If he were to try to be like, a farmer or something, it wouldn't go well. So— in Izzy’s mind— for Ed to abandon their life as pirates, it's not only a suicide mission, but even if/when he believes that Ed would be safe in his new life, it is also directly abandoning Izzy by going where he cannot follow. 

It’s the tragedy of being unable to rise above your station. 

season 2 comes out and lucius is actually dead. calico jack is alive tho

me: i need someone to be the mr. white to my mr. orange the guy trying to discuss the evolution of american gangster films with me: jesus christ