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Okay, hear me out: Do you mind writing a NSFW alphabet about CM Punk? :P
CM PUNK NSFW ALPHABET I8+ NSFW content
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He is very loving and nurturing
He will hold you close and tell you how much he loves you as he whispers sweet nothings as you fall asleep
Although Phil has a bit of a mean streak, intimacy is something he won’t take for granted with you
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On him, his favourite part is his tattoos (which you agree)
He loves the way his painted canvas looks against your bare one
He loves the sight of his tattooed hands around your throat
On you he adores everything
He could never pick just one thing
He is obsessed with you, he worships your body like a god
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He is a dirty old man, he loves the sight of you covered in his seed
Whether it’s pouring out of you or dripping all over you, he loves it
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His little secret is how obsessed he is with you
He completely obsessed with you, in an insane crazy way
Even before you started dating he would stalk you
Punk would kill with his bear hands if it meant he could have you
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
With age comes experience, he is very experienced
He has been with many many women in his age so he knows s thing or two
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Missionary; he loves the intimacy it provides
Cowgirl; he loves it when you ride him
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He is very serious, almost a bit mean
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Clean shaven
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
When he wants to be Phil can be quite the romantic
Worshiping your body like a temple
Slowly making you come undone
He loves to take his time with you
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Multiple times a day
He needs that release, mainly because he is always turned on around you
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
dd/lg (heavy on this)
Daddy kink
Hair pulling
Impact play
BDSM
Breeding kink
Pregnancy kink
Bondage
Biting
Cock warming
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere and everywhere he will take you anywhere he can
Besides the privacy in your home or hotel, he loves water sex, the beach, the pool all of it
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Anything
He gets turned on by anything
Your sent, your smile, the way your fingers linger on his for a second too long
He’s embarrassed about the effect you have on him
He’s like a horney teenage boy around you
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Sharing, he’s a selfish man
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Although he gives he would rather receive
He loves the sight of you underneath him gagging on his cock
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He is hard and rough
Fucking you into obliviation
He loves to turn your brain into mush
He can be mean during sex but behind the tough guy act there is so much love behind it
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
When he needs you he needs you
Although he is not the biggest fan of quickies they occur more often than you think
They will occur backstage before a match or when one of his co-workers gets a bit too friendly with you
Sometimes he might take you in the car if you misbehave
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Phil is a risky man, he likes to play games
However, he will always pass them by you first before trying something new
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
I don’t see him lasting very long, typically before you
However, he can go several rounds in a row before getting tired
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He has a special collection just for you
Silk handcuffs, a variation of vibrators
He loves to use them with you
Oh and don’t forget the collar (IYKYK)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
CM Punk is a big tease, he loves to mess with you all the time
He will feel bad for it after but in the moment he loves it
He loves it when you beg him to go faster after purposely going painfully slow
Begging for your orgasm
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s quite loud
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
👀👀👀👀
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
6 inches
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
So high, like a teenage boy
It’s not normal
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn’t fall asleep fast at all
He would probably watch you sleep tbh
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CM Punk icons!
#cm punk#cm punk icon#cm punk icons#phillip brooks#phill brooks#wwe icon#wwe icons#wwe#aew icon#aew icons#aew#all elite wrestling
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Bro who did this LMAO😂
#aew#mjf#cm punk#lol#lmaooo#bro when I saw this I DIED of laughter#cmjf#maxwell jacob friedman#Phill brooks
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7 July 2016 | Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Phill Brook watch on over the outdoor courts during the Wheelchair Singles matches on day ten of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in London, England. (c) Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images
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purely curious, who are they making shave? and who do you want to have their piercings in again?
I don’t wanna talk about it
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Jefferson Starship
Blows Against the Empire 1970
Paul Kantner - vocals, electric and acoustic guitars, banjo, bass machine
• Grace Slick - vocals, piano
• Jerry Garcia - banjo on "Let's Go Together" and "The Baby Tree"; pedal steel guitar on "Have You Seen the Stars Tonite"; sound effects and vocals on "XM"; lead guitar on "Starship
• David Crosby - vocals and guitar on "A Child Is Coming" and "Have You Seen the Stars Tonite"; backing vocals on "Mau Mau" and "Starship
• Peter Kaukonen - lead guitar on "Mau Mau"
• Jack Casady - bass on "A Child Is Coming" and
"Sunrise"
• Harvey Brooks - bass on "Starship
• Joey Covington - drums and vocals on "Mau Mau"; congas on "Hijack"
• Bill Kreutzmann - drums on "Let's Go Together
• Graham Nash - congas on "Hijack"; sound effects on "Home"; backing vocals on "Starship
. Mickey Hart - percussion on "Have You Seen.
David Freiberg x backing vocals on "Starship =
. Phill Sawyerl18] I sound effects on "Home =
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something fruity happened between luke alvez and phill brooks i'm just saying
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Delano Eugene Lewis (born November 12, 1938) is an attorney, businessman, and diplomat. He was the Ambassador to South Africa and held leadership roles at the Peace Corps and NPR. He is the father of actor Phill Lewis. He graduated from the University of Kansas, in Lawrence. He earned a JD from the Washburn University School of Law. He worked full-time at the Menninger Clinic while attending law school. He went to work as an attorney in the Justice Department and later in the Office of Compliance in the EEOC. He was an associate director and country director for the Peace Corps in Nigeria and Uganda. He was a legislative assistant to Senator Edward Brooke and Delegate Walter E. Fauntroy. He led Marion Barry's mayoral transition team and his re-election campaign's finance committee. He joined The Chesapeake & Potomac Telephone Company as a public affairs manager, becoming its CEO. He served a one-year term as president of the Greater Washington Board of Trade and began a term as president of the newly formed City National Bank of Washington. He became the president and CEO of NPR. He served for three years on the board of Apple Computer. He resigned from NPR in 1998. He was a member of the board of directors of BET and has served on the boards of Colgate-Palmolive, Halliburton, and Eastman Kodak. President Bill Clinton named him the Ambassador to South Africa. He and his wife moved to Las Cruces where he started a consultancy, Lewis & Associates. He was named a senior fellow at New Mexico State University. He was named founding director of New Mexico State University's International Relations Institute. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #alphaphialpha https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck3JCM-rmhE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#NewArtShow 02-07-22 - Fidra Fine Art - Simon Laurie - Wash FIDRA FINE ART 7-8 Stanley Road, Gullane, East Lothian EH31 2AD All Summer Long. Jul 2-Sep 4. George Birrell, Chris Brook, Colin Brown, Alan Connell, Joseph Davie, Amy Dennis, Matthew Draper, Phill Jupitus, Simon Laurie, Neil Macdonald, Robert MacMillan, Alice McMurrough, Alison McWhirter, Ian Neill, David Schofield, Neal Greig and many more. Tue-Sat 11-4, Sun 12-4 t 01620 249389 e-m [email protected]  fidrafineart  @fidrafineart  FidraFineArt web www.fidrafineart.co.uk https://www.instagram.com/p/CfioEpso0tj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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CM Punk wearing this shirt tonight makes me love him even more.
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Eat The Acid II
Summary: It had been 14 months since the fight, the worst 14 months of her life and finally she thought now was the right time to share her side of the story but all she can think about is the return of CM Punk at survivor series not even 48 hrs ago. What happens when she reminds him of the fact he's going back to a promotion that fired him on their wedding day?
Word count: 2,538
Warnings include: Swearing, violence, toxic relationships, manipulation and those kinds of things
Part 1 Part 3 Main Masterlist CM Punk Masterlist
Inspired by "Eat The Acid" by Kesha
Survivor series
I knew I would keep quiet when all of the news of what happened at All Out went public. I knew I would say something stupid or let my emotions get the best of me. I can’t believe I stayed out of it for over a year, this was me breaking my silence. Phill and I had filed for divorce months ago, only now getting the paperwork started. I felt anxious as I sat in the chair, it reminded me of the one that got thrown during the fight. Renee Paquette invited me on her podcast to talk about my career and how things were going. She knew about the divorce before Phill got served so with my permission we would talk about the situation. Figuring it had been the right time to finally hear my side of the story. At this point everyone knew, in fact they couldn't stop talking about it. Dying to know my thoughts, feeling bad for me after what happened. We both knew what could happen, how this would backfire, but I told myself I would never speak bad about Phill, sure he was my ex-husband but I could never say the things he said about me, about him.
��So Y/n, I know you have some things you would like to get off your chest” Renee said “The floor is yours”
I felt my heart rate increase, I grew anxious. It wasn’t like this was a live recording, this was me and Renee in the comfort of her and Jon’s home. Sitting with two microphones, creating a recording we could do multiple takes of or even cut things out. I looked at Renee and she gave me a comforting smile, assuring me things would be ok.
“So, I’m sure by now you must have heard that CM Punk and I are getting a divorce” I knew we were getting divorced, but every time I said it outloud my mind couldn't comprehend that it was real. “This was a really hard decision but I really didn’t know what else to do Renee. I tried, I tried so hard…I..I just can’t do it anymore. It’s unfortunate because I really loved Phill and a part of me will always still love him. The whole situation ruined my family, I can’t even look at him the same after what happened. I really didn’t want to get a divorce but it was the best option.”
I looked to Renee who said nothing, offering a warm smile encouraging me to continue but I couldn't focus. All I could think about was the event that took place less than 48 hours ago.
I woke up feeling like I got hit by a bus then rolled over by a train. My body was sore, I wrestled Full Gear a few days prior and felt fine despite having one of the most grueling fights of my career. It wasn’t until I woke up Thursday morning after I wrestled on Dynamite the night before that I felt it. It was weird walking up in Chicago alone, I spent many years here with Phill, it just felt wrong without him. I knew survivor series would be happening in a few days, finding it funny how AEW and WWE were both in Chicago less than 3 days apart. I decided to stay the week in Chicago wanting to catch up with old friends I haven’t seen in years.
Half asleep and in pain I heard my phone ring. After struggling to find it, lost in the mess that was my hotel room I answered the call half asleep, not even bothering to see who it was before I picked it up.
“Hello?”
“Hi” the voice on the other line was soft, so quiet that I almost didn’t hear the response
“Who is this?” I responded, climbing back into the warm sheets
“It’s me” the voice said a bit louder this time
“Oh hi, Phill. What’s up?” I asked him, oddly calm, almost like nothing happened between us
“I need to talk to you, It’s important” He said quietly
I didn’t know what was going on but I knew it must have been important. “Is everything alright?” I asked
“Can you stop by sometime today, this is an in person type of conversation” I agreed to his offer, deciding to go to our once shared Chicago home to figure out what was going on.
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I stood on the steps of our once shared home, debating whether or not to ring the doorbell. It felt weird, like this was a foreign space despite all of the memories I’ve had here. When I entered the home I noticed it looked the same as it did the last time I was here. The only thing different was my missing items. I sat down on the couch agreeing to a coffee as I watched a very anxious Phill Brooks make two coffees. “So, tell me what’s bothering you” I told him honestly as I grabbed the mug from his hands, placing it on a handmade coaster I made years ago. A smile on my face noticing he kept it. “I’m coming back” was all he said and I knew exactly what he meant.
I didn’t know what to say, my throat was dry, my brain unable to form a thought. “No one knows, only Hunter and I know. I thought you should know about it and in person” He said softly trying to read the non existing expression on my face. He didn’t say anything waiting for me to speak knowing how I can struggle with expressing my emotions.
“I don’t know what to say. How is this even possible?” I asked unable to comprehend how after everything he would return to a promotion that made him want to kill himself. “I remember when they fired you on our wedding day. Do you remember that, how that made you feel? How you swore to never wrestle again, never mind return to the enemy? You shit on WWE for years, not even six months ago you were talking about how horrible that place is and now you're coming back?”
“I can’t believe it either love, if Hunter and I can make up I have hope that we might be able to make things right. I promise I will explain everything but I don’t even know what’s going on. I know you don’t love me and that’s fine but I just thought you should know about it”
I could feel the tears fall from my face, I didn’t know why I was crying but I was. I felt betrayed, I felt like this was personal even though I knew it wasn’t. I had been by his side for the past 10 years. I remember when he told me he was miserable at work, I remember when he called me in the middle of the night when I was in Japan to tell me about the pipe bomb he dropped. I remember how they fired him moments after we said I do, I remember being by his side when he told me he wanted to start UFC, I remember being so proud of him despite his loss, I remember the tears we shared as I mended his wounds. I remember when he told me he wanted to start wrestling again, I was by his side through his whole stint in AEW. So hearing he was going back to a company that almost killed him, killed me, feeling like I had been living a lie.
All I wanted to do was cry, over what I’m not sure exactly. Maybe it was the return, maybe it was about the fight, maybe it was the fact that he didn’t fight for us. I felt like a small child, I just wanted to cry and have Phill hold me like how he used to but that was wrong. That was then and this is now, when I looked at the man who sat across from me I saw the old Phill. Something inside him had changed, his hair starting to grow out, the gray in his beard returning, the love in his eyes. This was the man I fell in love with.
I could tell that he wanted to hug me, he still knew me and he knew what I needed, he always did. He didn’t know what to do so I did it for him. “Can I have a hug?” I asked him softly ashamed of how vulnerable I was. “Of course love”
We stayed like that for a while, holding each other in a loving embrace, in a comfortable silence, neither one of us wanting to let go but knowing it was wrong. There was something so comforting about it, being back in the place I called home, with the man I onced loved, lying on an old couch that was falling apart but neither of us wanted to replace. It was like old times, I felt at peace, I was scared, terrified but this told me that things would be okay.
Phill was the first to break the silence “You have no idea how much I missed this” he said softly as he began to draw shapes on my back, something that never failed to calm me. If anything it made things worse, it was too much. Everything felt too normal. He must have noticed that I had gotten more upset as he let go. “I’m sorry, this is too much isn’t it?” he asked. I didn’t respond.
“What’s wrong Y/n?” He knew I was thinking about something. “What if I made a mistake?” I told him truthfully. To be quite honest up until this very moment I was still mad at him.
“This doesn’t feel real Phill. Up until half an hr ago I still hated you but us sitting here in a home we used to share, this old couch, fuck you even kept all of my artwork. This feels too normal. You know that things can never go back to the way they were, I’m sorry but I can’t forget that fight. Do you even realize the long lasting effects that has left on me and everyone involved. You know I don’t care about that Perry one, you know that I thought he deserved it but for god sakes Phillip I watched you beat the shit out of my own brothers. There is something about this that feels too good to be true. It feels wrong, I miss you, I miss you so much, but I also hate you so much that I fucken love you. You just had to fight The Elite, why not The Dark Order or JAS, why me? Why after 10 years of loving it is all being thrown away after a silly little fight you started?”
With every word I said I could see the guilt in his eyes, it was almost like he wanted to cry but didn’t want to show the vulnerability. “My love, I have tried everything to make things right, I know neither of us truly want this divorce but like you said it’s what's best. I’m sorry I didn’t fight hard enough for us, I thought it would have made things worse but by me doing nothing created damage I can never repair. If it means anything I will personally apologize to both Matt, Nick and Kenny, fuck I’ll even apologize to your dad. I know he always hated me”
“What about Adam?” I cut him off “This whole thing started over your hatred for him. You never once apologized to him. Did you see his match with Swerve? That’s what he has to do to get the fans back behind him after you destroyed that cowboys career for no reason”
“Y/n?......Y/n?.... You alright?” Renee called out, breaking me from my trance
“Oh yeah I’m fine. Just thinking” I responded
“We can wait, we don’t have to do this now. I know there’s alot going on” She told me reassuringly
“I’m just still trying to process everything that has happened Renee” I told her as I looked at the grandfather clock that sat across from me reading 7:40 pm. “Raw’s on soon, do you think I should watch it, see what he has to say?” I asked Renee as I began nervously twisting my hair.
“It’s up to you. I don’t want to be rude when I say this or anything but we both know he will probably talk shit about everyone during whatever it is that he has to say” Renee was right, Punk had a thing for shitting on his former employers and friends, I know this time would be no different. Knowing that The CM Punk would be on Raw tonight just felt weird, it was almost 10 years since he was fired. Even though I knew about his return it was way different hearing him say it then seeing it with my own two eyes.
Since I knew about the return, why was I in such shock once I heard his theme play. It was indeed real, the fans going crazy as the impossible was made possible. Chicago's son was home, home in the WWE almost 10 years later. My emotions were all over the place, on one hand I was excited, so proud of him like I always would be. The other part was scared, scared of the impact this would have on AEW, sure ratings were down but how could you compete with the return of Randy Orton and CM Punk in the same night. Part of me felt betrayed, after everything I did for him for what All Elite Wrestling did just to get stabbed in the back and join the other place. Another part of me wished I was there, hidden within the crowd, in some disguise being able to immerse myself within the crowd, getting to experience one of his returns in person once more. Looking into his eyes you could tell that this is what he needed, he was truly home. He was happy, still in shock himself that he was back in a company that not even six months ago still had him banned.
I thought about what Phill told me earlier, ‘If Hunter and I can make up I have hope that we might be able to make things right.’ After that talk I couldn't get him off my mind. I knew if he wanted he could just use that Chick Magnet charm and I would come running back but I needed to remind myself of the pain he caused me. How the past 14 months of my life had been an absolute hell. Everyday I look in the mirror and am shocked that I made it out alive, how somehow I was strong enough to tell that little voice in my head to shut up. I knew that chasing the feelings that were coming back was a suicide mission. I knew I shouldn't watch Raw but here I am getting home just in time to find my ex lover on the screen. I mean how bad could it be?
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CM Punk icons!
#cm punk#cm punk icon#cm punk icons#phill brooks#phillip brooks#wwe#aew#all elite wrestling#wwe icon#wwe icons#aew icon#aew icons
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7 July 2016 | Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Phill Brook watch on from The Royal Box as Serena Williams of The United States faces Elena Vesnina of Russia during the Ladies Singles Semi Final match on day ten of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in London, England. (c) Ben Curtis/AP/Pool/Getty Images
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Question. Wouldn’t CM Punk going to AEW be pointless? Don’t the WWE own his character? You wouldn’t get CM Punk, you’d just get Phill Brooks. It’s like if Undertaker went to WCW in 2000. WCW would not have The Undertaker, they would just have the American Badass.
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Big Fat Summary of Everything
I’ve been rewatching all the Big Fat Quiz episodes for...well, no reason, really, other than that I felt like it. So without further ado, here’s the important stuff I’ve taken from each episode.
BFQOTY 2004:
The first-ever episode. It takes a little bit for the series to hit its stride, and it’s probably most visible here.
Simon Pegg is here, though, which is always a nice plus.
BFQOTY 2005:
Another quieter year, although major celebrities appear alongside the comedians - namely Sharon Osbourne and Gordon Ramsey.
Jon Snow appears reading songs as news stories for the first time. He doesn’t start dancing to them until much later, though.
First appearance of panel show master David Mitchell on BFQ.
BFQOTY 2006:
This is where it goes off the rails, because 2006 is the first of the three appearances of the team that becomes known as the Goth Detectives, Russell Brand and Noel Fielding. Teams gave deliberately weird and funny answers to things they didn’t know before this, but they took it to another level.
Ironically, despite this they end up winning as a joke, which is hilarious.
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz (2007):
First appearance of Richard Ayoade on the show. He and David Mitchell are a team, to boot (and go by the name “Speccy Nerdy Fucknuts,” at that, after their plan to be seated in the middle yet call themselves “Team Three” is thwarted).
BFQOTY 2007:
Noel and Russell return to defend their title, the only time the winning team has returned so far intact for the next year’s episode. Jimmy Carr isn’t as lenient with them and their bullshitting this time around.
This is the first time regular Rob Brydon is on the winning team even though he’s been in every episode up to this point with the exception of the anniversary episode.
BFQOTY 2008:
Jonathan Ross is glaringly absent this year, but it’s because he and Russell Brand had gotten themselves into some pretty serious trouble over the course of the year. Rob Brydon is also absent, meaning that the Bipedal Seal is now the only constant on the show.
First appearance of Claudia Winkleman.
First appearance of two for James Corden, and he flawlessly sings a verse of That’s Not My Name from memory, foreshadowing his future career as Carpool Karaoke maestro.
Davina McCall and Claudia Winkleman talk about wanting to double-team Jon Snow.
BFQOTY 2009:
Despite what had happened the year before (not on the show), Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are allowed to be a team.
David Mitchell refuses to dance. It’s very funny.
Rob Brydon does the man in a box voice.
BFQOTY 2010:
First teaming of absolute dynamo surreal dream team Noel and Richard, clearly the best idea this show has ever had. They set a then-record with a score of 12. Team name this year is The Electric Moccasins (although as a joke Robson and Jerome comes up as an alternative).
“How can you throw a live wasp?”
“Why do you think it’s weirder throwing a live wasp than a nightmare?”
BFQOTY 2011:
David Walliams and Miranda Hart set the all-time low score record with a measly 4. Which is impressive because Noel and Richard have been a team eight times over the course of the show’s run as of early 2019.
BFQ of the 80s (September 16, 2012):
Not the most notable of episodes, but still worth it. At least go watch the Mitchell Brook kids act out Live Aid.
BFQ of the 90s (September 23, 2012):
Two words: Mr. Blobby. Jack Whitehall is traumatized for life now.
BFQ of the 00s (September 30, 2012):
Noel and Richard’s second appearance as a team, and most notably, the episode where they make their legendary “your mom” joke at Jimmy’s expense. (Team name: The Indoor Kites aka Hot Shame.)
BFQOTY 2012:
Jack Whitehall’s first non-special appearance on the show. He and James Corden proceed to behave like a couple of giggling schoolboys the entire time, even ordering pizza and white wine and having it delivered to them. Oh, and they’re in tuxedos.
Richard Ayoade’s first win on the show. He’s teamed with Gabby Logan.
Russell and Jonathan are a team again. Apparently this is working out for them.
Charles Dance reads 50 Shades of Grey.
BFQ of the 80s (September 22, 2013):
Again, a quieter special by comparison to some of the episodes of the show, but David Mitchell and Phill Jupitus are a team, so if you’re a fan of panel show team captains appearing on other panel shows, it’s worth it.
BFQ of the 90s (September 29, 2013):
Jimmy Carr gets gunged (slimed for the Americans who grew up with Nickelodeon).
BFQOTY 2013:
Dream team Noel and Richard return as a team for the third time and are actually joint winners, marking their first victory as a duo on the show. Sadly, there’s no team name.
Jonathan Ross brings a turkey and makes sandwiches for everyone else.
BFQOTY 2014:
This is the notorious Mel B episode, but it’s also the first appearance of Sarah Millican, who is wonderful.
Richard and David Mitchell are a team again.
Jon Snow’s dancing career begins in this episode, if I recall correctly.
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz (2015):
Third and as of now final appearance of the Goth Detectives. Russell hands out his phone number to audience members and gets them to text him the answers, which isn’t caught until fairly late in the show.
Jack Whitehall does some texting of his own and interacts with Chico, and it’s honestly one of the funniest things that’s ever been on the show. Claudia hugs him as if she’s his mom when he gets a response for the first time.
BFQOTY 2015:
BAD DONG. I’m pretty sure this doesn’t need to be elaborated on, but if you’ve never seen Bad Dong, you need to see Bad Dong. The episode is worth watching for Bad Dong alone.
Of course, if you like Taskmaster, Greg Davies is here, so that’s a good reason to watch too.
BFQOE January 5, 2016:
First-ever Quiz of Everything. Chelsea Peretti of B99 fame is here, if you’re a fan of Nine-Nine.
Richard and Noel (under the team name The Ladder Collars, named after Jonathan Ross’s giant shirt collar) almost win, but Richard insists on making a joke on the last question and they end up in second. Noel of all people calls him out on it.
Mel Giedroyc takes her shoes off to get more comfortable at one point. Noel notices and proceeds to compliment her shoes (high praise coming from him), then says he’d like to drink Bailey’s out of them (which is a reference to probably the one Boosh thing everyone on the internet has seen at some point in time).
BFQOE 2016 Series Episode 1:
Worth it alone to see Jon Snow doing YMCA.
Jonathan Ross and Bob Mortimer’s team name is One And A Half Condoms.
Two dancers from Strictly Come Dancing (Dancing With the Stars in the US) perform a series of dances for the teams to identify. Somehow, despite hosting the show, Claudia doesn’t get most of them right.
BFQOE 2016 Series Episode 2:
Noel and Richard have the team name “The Sultans of Bhunai.” Also, by some bizarre set of circumstances they actually win outright.
Richard goes on an absolutely legendary rant after Rob Beckett steals his tray of candy, which amongst other things leads to him renaming Jonathan Ross and Adam Buxton’s team “The Ancient Fucks.”
Personal highlight for me besides Richard’s candy rage: Noel drawing himself and Richard on the bottom of the screen at one point. Cute as hell.
BFQOE 2016 Series Episode 3:
The only time Noel has won two episodes in a row. Here he’s teamed with Eddie Izzard, which is honestly inspired.
Alan Carr and Romesh Ranganathan call themselves “The Twins.”
BFQOTY 2016:
Romesh’s father has been dead for three years and Jimmy didn’t bother to find that out before asking him what his father thought about his tour of America with his mother, which led to the show breaking down before it even got started this time.
Mel Giedroyc is obsessed with Crossrail. It’s great, trust me.
BFQOE 2017:
Noel and Richard’s team name this time is Humanity’s Last Hope:
Katherine Ryan and Aisling Bea bring puppies on. Real puppies. And it’s wonderful. Everyone takes turns holding them.
When the panelists wonder who owns the moon, Noel just flat-out raises his hand. Because, you know, he IS the moon.
Noel draws an eel in a top hat, which I suspect is a Hitcher reference.
BFQOTY 2017:
First appearance of Big Narstie, who ends up fitting in surprisingly well on the show.
Noel and Richard’s team name is Cakes in the Maze.
Oh, and Noel is dressed as the podium.
BFQOE 2018:
Vic and Bob are a team! An actual double act is a team for the first time! (Their name is Strike Force One.)
Personal highlight of this one for me is the Mitchell Brook kids acting out Kasparov’s loss to IBM’s Deep Blue.
BFQOTY 2018:
Noel and Richard’s team name is Discount Fireworks.
Mo Gilligan flosses to Baby Shark.
On that note, upon learning Baby Shark was the biggest hit of 2018, Noel throws a tea mug and shatters it...then immediately goes to pick the shards up so that nobody gets hurt.
“That’s right! I’m on Bake-Off, motherfuckers!”
BFQOE 2019:
Sandi Toksvig and Big Narstie are becoming friends and it’s the cutest thing.
On that note, Sandy (a lesbian) and Joe Lycett (bi/pan) answer a question asking what three songs have in common with “Gay. They’re all gay.”
Also, Sandy knows weird facts about everything, in case you were wondering if QI is in good hands. It definitely is.
Jon Snow brings all the boys to the yard.
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Santa Soul For Christmas
Some great Santa Soul for Christmas!
Santa Soul Music
Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter (Soul Christmas, 1968)
Crazy Santa Claus - The Debonairs (Christmas Time / Crazy Santa Claus, unreleased 1956)
Dear Santa - Syng McGowan And The Fanettes (Dear Santa, 197?)
Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas) - The Weather Girls (Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas) (Vocal) / Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas) (Instrumental), 1983)
Dear Santa Claus - Bobby Womack (Traditions, 1999)
Disco Santa Claus - Raindolls (Disco Santa Claus / Santa’s Theme, 1978)
Get Down Santa - The Jive Turkeys (Funky Jesus / Get Down Santa, 2010)
Here Comes Santa Claus - Bob B. Soxx And The Blue Jeans (A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records, 1963)
I’ll Be Your Santa Baby - Rufus Thomas (I’ll Be Your Santa Baby / That Makes Christmas Day, 1973)
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Ronettes (A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records, 1963)
(Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus? - Charo (Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus? / (Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus?, 1978)
Mambo Santa Mambo - The Enchanters (Mambo Santa Mambo / Bottle Up And Go, 1957)
Mr. Santa Claus (Bring Me My Baby) - Nathaniel Mayer (Mr. Santa Claus (Bring Me My Baby) / Well I’ve Got News (For You) - Nathaniel Mayer And His Fabulous Twilights, 1962)
Santa - Lightnin’ Hopkins ( Mojo Hand , 1962)
Santa Claus - Sonny Boy Williamson (Sonny Boy Williamson, 1976)
Santa Claus, Santa Claus - James Brown (A Soulful Christmas, 1968)
Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown (A Soulful Christmas, 1966)
Santa Claus Is Back In Town - Nappy Brown (Ichiban Blues At Christmas Volume One, 1991)
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Joseph Spence (Living On The Hallelujah Side, 1980)
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - LaBelle and The Bluebelles (Merry Christmas From LaBelle and The Bluebelles, 1975)
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Sam Moore (Christmas Soul Special, 1987)
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - The Jackson 5 (The Jackson 5 Christmas Album, 1970)
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Skip Jackson And The Shantons (The Christmas song / Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, 1960)
Santa Claus Is Definitely Here To Stay - James Brown (Hey America, 1970)
Santa Cruzin’ - Grover Washington, Jr. (Reed Seed, 1978)
Santa’s Got A Bag Of Soul - The Soul Saints Orchestra (Santa’s Got A Bag Of Soul / Working On The Line, 1994)
Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag - Gary Walker (Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag, 1965)
Santa Stole My Lady - Fitz And The Tantrums (Santa Stole My Lady, 2010)
Santa Claus Please Listen To Me - Artie Fullilove (Santa Claus Please Listen To Me / Raindeer Walk, 1967)
Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin' - Albert King (Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’/ Don’t Burn Down The Bridge (Cause You Might Wanna Come Back), 1974)
Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’ - Sir Mack Rice (Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’, 1982)
Santa Done Got Hip - The Marquees (Santa Done Got Hip /Christmas in the Congo, 1959)
Santa's Theme - Raindolls (Disco Santa Claus / Santa's Theme, 1978)
Sidewalk Santa - Rotary Connection (Peace, 1968)
Sock It To ‘em Santa - Joe Shinall (Sock It To 'em Santa / Time Won’t Be The Same, 197?)
Soul Santa - Brook Benton (Soul Santa / Let Us All Get Together with the Lord, 1971)
Soul Santa - Funk Machine (Soul Santa (Part I) / Soul Santa (Part II), 1973)
‘Zat You, Santa Claus - Louis Armstrong And The Commanders ('Zat You, Santa Claus?/ Cool Yule, 1953)
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