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#phew… thats all of em
newttxt · 6 months
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happy straw hat halloween!
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fun fact: words cannot express how much i did Not want to color this, but i needed it to be obvious that frankys “antlers” are his hair :/
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moft-man · 11 months
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uh uh uh traditional art dump???
literally all stanley parable sooo???? idk I rarely let ppl see inside the hellscape that is my sketchbook (close ups on the ones I liked below the cut!!)
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rhuemis · 9 months
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whilst im already posting art here take some messy ttrpg oc scribbles lol
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kindestofkings · 6 months
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what came first, the chicken or the dickhead [2/3]
[smau]
f1driver!reader x lando norris (eventually, friends to lovers ofc)]
authors note: THANK YOU SOOO much for the love on part one guys I'm so overwhelemed 🥺 hope you guys enjoy this next part <33
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yourusername I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why? Oh, 'cause she's about kick off her first season with ferrari xx
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landonorris shes in her reputation era 💅
yourusername i've trained you so well
ynfan1 I'm so excited to see you in that red car ❤️🔥
Racerbia I can't believe my bestie is a FERRARI DRIVER
yourusername I know can you believe it!! best of luck with your season this year <33
charles_leclerc I did not know you joining the team would result in me learning so many taylor swift lyrics
landonorris just you wait until she starts sending you fan theories.. yourusername charlie you'd get an A in taylor swift theory and lyric knowledge, dont fight it !! f1fan she calls him charlie they have to be dating!
ynfan1 charles_leclerc what's your favourite Tswift album?
charles_leclerc I think its Red charles_leclerc (TAYLOR'S VERSION THO) yourusername phew that was a close one
​​taylorswift never seen a getaway car driver look so good, knock em dead 🖤
yourusername omgomgomgomgomgomg mother, I mean miss Swift its an honour landonorris oh thats why shes inconsolably crying alex_albon is that what that scream was? ynfan2 shes been broken
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scuderiaferrari red era vibes with our dynamic duo locking it down here in bahrain! our two drivers are ready for sunday 👊
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ynfan1 the power of yourusername, converting the whole ferrari team into being swifties 😂
yourusername you know it! I'm a swiftie first, a media nightmare second and THEN a f1 driver
f1fan enough with the pop culture comparisons. what matters is the race, not taylor swift. Let the performance do the talking
ynfan2 how sad is your little life??
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yourusername P3 babyyy, while your out here running your mouth still I'm busy getting on to that podium. Bahrin you were beautiful, thank you to the team and to charles for all the support this weekend, and just in general ❤️
congrats maxverstappen1 on opening the season with such a surprising (not) win! was a fun fight 😂
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maxverstappen1 think you going to be a reoccurring problem now!
yourusername it me hi! im the problem its me xx (liked by taylorswift and others)
ynfan1 I never expected the f1/taylor swift cross over but i love this
f1fan making the tifosi so proud  👊❤️
maxfewtrell fantastic drive, so proud!!!
yourusername maxi my boy <3
charles_leclerc posted to their story!
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-@carlossainz55 would never have done this to me 😞
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f1wagsupdates in the week coming to the monaco grand prix, it appears the two ferrari drivers are spending time together with leclerc's family! seems like a bit more than just teammate bonding 👀
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yncharlesshipper wow the family, must be serious
ynlando4ever please please please be besties
ynfan1 its getting hard to be delulu about this 😀
yourusername posted a photo to their story!
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Mwahahahah mama leclerc the women than you are
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charles_leclerc when did this exchange happen 😂 arthur_leclerc 😂 😂 😂 😂 landonorris troy bolten and justin beiber call they want hair tips x
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yourusername MONACOOOO its race day and you best believe I'm bringing my A game in defensive racing. il predestinato will break his monaco curse if its the last thing I do 😤
charles_leclerc starting p1 go slay this thing bestie!!
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charles_leclerc the best 👊
scuderiaferrari teamwork makes the dream work 🔥
f1fan gasly could NEVER with the teamwork
ynfan1 ouch that bestie has gotta hurt 😬
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charles_leclerc best. day. ever.
winning in red and winning at home has always been the dream, thank you thank you everyone for the support in getting here! special thanks to yourusername for the incredibly defense and helping reach my dream 🫶
this one's for you, monaco!
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scuderiaferrari we always knew you could do it 👊🔥
yourusername CHARLIEEE always knew you could do it !
carlossainz55 amazing felicidades
charles_leclerc thank you thank you
maxverstappen1 hate to lose but congrats mate!
pierregasly living out your destiny 💪 that was all you charles!
ynfan1 pierre try not to make a petty comment challenge: FAILED (liked by yourusername)
f1fan monaco belongs to you, il predestinato!!!
yourusername posted a photo to their story!
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they both prefer each other over me guys help 😭😭
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landonorris my best girl 🥰 -> me?? so kind! landonorris 😑😑
I just tagged a few peps that I thought were waiting out for part 2! let me know if you're not comfortable being tagged :))
taglist: @kissesandmartinis @kissesandmartinis @vellicora @reidside @leclercin16
2/3 , part three is coming later tonight its gonna be fluffy i promise 💓
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sirwow · 5 months
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Please give us a big page of enemies you are making or made please, you can take a s long as you'd like, I would just like to see more enemies. They're one of my favourite parts of the Pikmin series
-Dweevil Anon
(I'd also like an explanation on the mechanics of the Glow Dweevil if possible)
Well im a bit slow on the enemy side but heres all the ones iv made so far that i can remember
Normal Enemies
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Now then ill do you one better on describing just the glow dweevil, Ill do all of them! Splatter Leaf - Lives in water and is neutralish to pikmin, carries things across the water but too much weight will cause it to sink and try to drown its prey. Gloomshrom - Puffshroom but gloom, lower hp but faster then the other two. Crylwie (pronounced crawly) - Burns pikmin by shining light through its crystal back. Can only be killed by Rock pikmin and bomb rocks. Strike Bulborb - Small but fast. Its eyes can pop up much higher to see any pikmin or captains hiding. Stalkmin - Eats Strike Bulborbs and Captains. Doesnt attack other pikmin unless directly attacked by them. Egfrid - Moss but smaller and way more annoying, wont steal pikmin but will throw them around like a toy if it sees them. Orblets - Pretty useless, baby forms of the Man-at-Legs, Baldy long legs and Groovy long legs. Wobble around and stick in groups to try and swarm food to force it to stay still. Spotlight - A glowmin purely made to shine light in the dark and spy. Alerts other glowmin and enemies to a captain's location if they spot them (these are WC pt 2 only) Glow Dweevil - aka Gloom Dweevil. Attacking it when it has no object on its head is a terrible idea as the goo on top will kill pikmin near instantly. Doesn't really try to shake pikmin off if it does have an object on its head as half its brain is kinda melted. Leafling Yorke and Glow President - Enemy Captains that show up repeatedly, pretty self explanatory. Glass Wraith - Fluid thanks to being mostly molten, It will burn and suffocate pikmin. Despite this, generally tries to run away from any danger. It just wants to work on its garden in peace. Ashen Wraith - The exact opposite of Glass. Will chase down Captains relentlessly and anything in its wake will sink into its ash skin, being absorbed. Back core can be dug out to stop it for a time. Dweevil of Madness - Louie possessed by the Mother Wraith. Using his memories it pulls the most nightmarish one (Titan Dweevil) and recreates it with a few goopy changes. Only way to stop it is to pull Louie out. Mother Wraith Heart/Core - The center of the MW that causes intense delusions and mimics harsh events that have happened to the afflicted. Can't really fight on its own merits without any host to draw mind from. Spotlight Snagret - A mix of a peacock and a cobra. Shines the bright lights of Treasure Tunnel off of its colorful feathers and makes pikmin that don't correspond with the current color freeze up. Can also strike fear with mimicry. Tsunami Wraith - Water Wraith but. BIG. Smashes into the floor with its now tiny pillars and rushes at creatures in a literal wave. The only Water Wraith with a core. Harbinger - Its Harbinger. I can't really explain him without 3 paragraphs
phew and thats all of em. Apologies for being so long winded but thank you for the ask
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lolotheparagon · 6 months
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Has any of the ponies met the Arkham Knight? If so how did that go?
Arkham Knight/Red Hood: So let me get this straight. You little aliens are adopted by the Scarecrow?
Ponies: Yep!
Red Hood: And he's a good, attending father?
Ponies: Yep!
Red Hood: ...We're still talking about Crane, right?
Sweetie Belle: Well, duh!
Pinkie Pie: How did you know him, sir?
Red Hood: I used to be his second in command
Starsong: What does that mean?
Cheerilee: A second in command is a person who acts as a second authority to the head commander/chief officer. Hence the phrase "in command"
Red Hood: I was more of a sidekick, honestly.
Scootaloo: Woah, mister, you must have loads of stories about Mr Crow!
Red Hood: Yep, but none of them are flattering.
Scootaloo: Why not?
Red Hood: Trust me, from my experience. Scarecrow is a cold, ruthless cynical man who doesnt care about anyone. He wants to inspire fear and hatred to everyone unfortunate enough to be in his radar.
Toola Roola: Well, that last bit's true. He is a scarecrow after all.
Red Hood: (wait does these kids seriously think he's a scarecrow?)
Scootaloo: But that first bit's not true! He cares about us!
Red Hood: Cos he sees you guys as blank slates. He wanted to mold you guys into his image.
(Looks at the pastel ponies)
Red Hood: Which, by the looks of you all, I don't think is gonna happen. Like ever
Rainbow Dash: Phew! Thats a relief! I'd die before Id wear any icky dingy cloaks.
Scootaloo: Seriously, Mr Hood. Mr Crow is such a cool guy. He's powerful, scary and he loves my knack for causing chaos, and thats true Im pretty good at smashing up stuff and beating up bad guys!
Cheerilee: Funny, I never saw you take down a thug before.
Scootaloo: Im working on some new moves okay?!
Rainbow Dash: Mr Hood, with all due respect. We understand where you're coming from and we know that Mr Crow isnt the nicest guy around. But we still love him
Toola Roola: Im pretty sure he likes us too. I mean, he did give us one wicked Halloween party this year and he was willing to drive around every Bobby Burger's joint in Gotham just to get Starsong her Disney Princess Laffy Meals toys. But sometimes he can be a real meanie. Like he doesn't do a lot of activities with us unless we tell him to.
Pinkie Pie: He certainly isnt the hugging type either.
Red Hood: Yeah, that's Crane for ya. Being a dad doesnt come naturally to him.
Pinkie Pie: So do you have any advice for helping us with Mr Crow's grumpiness and get him to lighten up a bit?
Red Hood: ...
(These kids have no idea their dad is a supervillain. In fact, I dont even think they know what the word "supervillain" means. Well, they look okay for kids being raised by the master of fear and they sure do love him. Urgh, I bet Crane's acting like a good dad to freak everyone out. Sounds like something he would do. Well, just in case, I'll give 'em some defense tips)
Well, he's an old man. Grumpiness is part of his nature. But if he gets too mean like say he doesn't want to get you another round of ice cream or doesn't want to play tea party...Here are all of Crane's weak spots. He's got a crippled leg so strike at the back of his left knee to knock him down. And make sure to stitch up his mouth if he's saying anything stupid. Like a zipper mouth sorta thing. Also he hates loud music so whatever you got on your phone, blast it. Also, throw him off a bridge for me.
Cheerilee: Wont that kill him?
Red Hood: Nah, dont worry, he's a scarecrow. He cant feel any pain. Straw body, remember?
Scootaloo: I knew he was a magic scarecrow!
Red Hood: Exactly! So whenever he pisses you guys off, just (under breath) Oh crap, I shouldnt sworn in front of them
Scootaloo: Haha that sounds funny! Piss off! Piss off!
(all the ponies join in saying pisses off while bouncing up and down)
Red Hood: Oh god, I've set them off now.
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msm-tsotmw · 10 months
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6.18.20XX
Hi ! It’s Toorie , And I Just Wanted To Apologize For The Lack Of Posting 😅
I’m Just Hanging Out With My Friends Under The Monstralis , Having A Good Time !
Anyways , Sprigg , Mauna And Moperetta Have Been Gone For A Concerningly Long Time … I Hope They’re Okay !
yea
hopefully they arent dead or some shit
… Dead ??
we havent gotten any calls or messages from them recently
I Mean , They’re In A Cave , So The Reception Might Be Crappy-
it looks like the reception is pretty decent, actually.
… What ?
i mean, we all share a blog, right?
uh
yeah
turns out, sprigg’s been posting basically as much as we have.
oh cool
wait what
jeeo, can you tell ‘em what they’ve been doing down there? I’m gonna go get a cookie.
alright, sure!
(Flitz flies away, leaving Jeeo, Toorie and Mondo with each other.)
?
uh
(He fiddles with his claws.)
so, ummmmmmmm… apparently, sprigg got attacked.
WHAT ??
WH
luckily, they weren’t harmed!! mauna, moperetta, and some kid named bister helped them out.
Oh , Phew .
yea phew
wait who the fuck is bister
ummm, apparently this whiz-bang who washed up on faerie and ended up here on light?
that’s all i know, but they seem to be getting along pretty well with moperetta and mauna, who sprigg is apparently calling “m&m” now.
M&M ! That’s A Cute Nickname !
seems like something id call them ngl
yeah, uh, sprigg was thinking about you guys when they came up with that nickname.
oh cool
That’s Nice ! Where Are They Now ?
um…
(Toorie stares at Jeeo intently.)
lost in a really big crevice.
Oh
WAIT , WHAT ?!?
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY OKAY
yeah, they are!
oh thank glaishur
Whew , Thank Torrt …
however, they’re super lost right now, and they’re wandering around waiting for someone to find them.
oh ok
Well ? Let’s Go Find Them ! They Need Our Help .
but what about flitz? we’ve gotta wait for her to get back.
Oh Yeah
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight .
(Everyone turns to face Flitz, who has returned holding a batch of cookies in her talons.
hey, guys!
oh, there they are!
so, uh, do you guys know about—
Yeah ! We’re Gonna Go Find Them !
wait what
Flitz , Can You Go Tell My Sisters ?
uh, okay??
(Flitz flies away to go tell Crysta and Ritika about where Toorie and co. are going.)
okaaaaaaay, let’s just wait for her, then.
hey uhhh toors
Mhm ?
can i talk to you for a sec
Yeah ! What Is It ?
uhhhhh
are you sure about this
because its probably super dangerous down there
like
its literally pitch black and theres rocks EVERYWHERE
we might trip and fall on smth or even break a fucking bone
Relax , Mondo ! We Can Bring This To Light The Way .
what if we starve
Uhh , Flitz Can Bring Cookies ?
Why Are You Even Worrying So Much In The First Place ? This Isn’t Exactly Like You …
oh
uh
well
its kinda complicated
but uhhh
can we talk a little quieter bcs i dont like other monsters listening to me talking abt this
Sure ! Go Ahead .
uhh
when i was like idk 15 or something one of my buddies dared me to explore a cave
i said no so he went in there instead
and uh
he never came out
Oh .
then i went in there and uh
all i found was his scarf
and nothing else
Oh .
That’s … Scary .
yeah
thats why i dont go in caves
(The two exchange a silence which lasts for like 50 seconds before Toorie suddenly hugs Mondo.)
wha
huh
why are you hugging me
I Just Felt Like You Needed One .
oh uh
..
thanks
(Mondo hugs her back, not knowing that Flitz has flown back. She lands next to Jeeo.)
oh, they are SO in love.
what?
they’re in love, Jeeo! pretty sure that’s kinda obvi-
HEY
We Heard That , Y’know !
flitz!
sorry, but you can’t fight the obvious.
(Mondo buries his face in his hands, embarrassed, then does the Shinji pose on a rock. Toorie bends down to pat him on the back.)
Hey , Flitz ?
yeah?
I Almost Forgot , Can You Get Some Of Our Stuff In My Sisters’ House ? We’re Probably Gonna Need It When In The Cave .
alrighty!
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yea
toorie and mondo were too stupid to check the other posts for whatever tf Sprigg was doing lol
(they’re t4t girlfailure x malewife bimbo x himbo and they comfort each other. funny yet wholesome ship dynamics my beloved 👍)
-Mod Jimmy 🗣️
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daemonhxckergrrl · 1 year
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re: your ask from greyr4t about win10: as you said in your answer its free, just needs a key for 'activation.' ime activating win10 has been worth it. like you mentioned, it isnt strictly necessary, one can make do fine in a somewhat limited capacity with the watermark in the corner forever (unless your monitor is an OLED then have fun with 100% guaranteed screen burn in lmao. or unless always seeing it enrages you disproportionately. as in my case). but having windows activated is honestly just nice, it makes many things easier and is more sustainable in the long run... worth the extremely minor hassle as like a QoL thing imo. you also brought up that its possible to circumvent microsoft (and its brazenly insane asking prices 🤬) & buy cheap keys online from third parties. i wanted to talk about how i did shit, hopefully it helps the original asker directly or at least comes in handy to know
so i bought my (shady bootleg, yes, but perfectly functional for years now) win10 activation key for even cheaper than what Synthia listed as a price point- iirc, under 5 bucks USD. (might be higher now w inflation, but id be surprised if its much more than around 10.) if things still work how they used to, you can do this on ebay. technically ebays policies dont allow it, so the accounts selling these keys come and go frequently due to getting shut down by ebay after popping up. thus, dont necessarily be put off if the seller hasnt existed for long, as often thats just how it goes (or it did. hopefully this sort of thing is still going strong🤞); do trust happy reviews. now, there are a few TYPES of activation keys– priced slightly different, nothing big– that correspond to different editions of windows 10. so basically its home edition, pro edition, and "pro for workstations". might be worth finding a brief summary of each to determine which edition best meets your needs. (there are more editions beyond the main trio, look into those too if you want, but the tldr on em is theyre for like niche markets w/ highly specific use cases.) fwiw, i got pro & am happy with it. another thing, from personal experience: may or may not be obvious but you're gonna wanna save a screenshot of your key somewhere safe and accessible. additionally though, label the screenshot somehow so you know what it is later, and if youre a disorganized scatterbrain like i am then put that in multiple places you can reliably access so if/when youre having trouble tracking it down you know where else to look; it came in handy for me to have access to it in places both online (cloud storage like google drive or dropbox for example, or even just saving the email copy of the ebay mssg in the designated folder in your email for the ones containing info you wanna save) & off (physical note on paper, stored in the files on one or more personal devices, etc). theres a huge chance youll need it again in the future– like say if you want to upgrade certain hardware– and likely more than once. final advice: highly recommend looking into comprehensive ways of "defanging" and/or "lobotomizing" windows, as they say. i.e., a tip that gets circulated is doing the initial setup for windows w your pc in airplane mode / ethernet unplugged so you dont have to make a microsoft account so they cant create a profile on you to collect your data to sell off & target ads at you (which is obvi totally reversible later if you decide the benefits of having an account outweigh the drawbacks). shit like that, plus the loads of guides out there– many here on tumblr itself– on extensive fucking around in various settings to disable bloatware / preserve privacy / other useful stuff, that can get pretty granular. i think ive even seen Synthia herself reblog posts like that here a couple times, maybe? perhaps try checking relevant-seeming tags from the tagging system in her pinned, or do a blog search for the term 'windows' and see what all there is to find
phew, anyway, jesus christ! sorry this got to be such a long writeup!!! some of this blog's aggregate of resources have been a big help to me, so i wanted to try to pay it forward a little <3 and, Synthia, if you wouldnt mind, tagging the original asker in your response to this anon so that greyr4t is more likely to see all this would be very much appreciated by me!! ty in advance!! thanks also for your careful curation of useful info on this blog, plus the helpful posts and guides youve written here for us yourself 👍🌈
hi anon ! thanks for writing all this up !! lots of great points here - hopefully they help you out @greyr4t ! the airplane mode one is real important too if you care about privacy (and the fact you can't choose to make a local account during installation unless you are disconnected from the internet is awful and yet another dark pattern-type tactic.
i'm glad my blog's been good for you <3 (though i do need to go through and make all the important stuff a bit easier to access at some point)
iirc there's some reblogs on general privacy stuff (probably under one of the REPO tags and like "net privacy" or similar) as well as my own firefox post, and maybe more will happen in the future when i get to them
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leftyoudreamless · 2 years
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free cas art masterpost
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i need to clean up my art tag so i will put all of my cas art from this night here!
Cas on a park bench under a tree for @tsugacanadensis 
Cowboy RV happy ending Cas for @like-a-million-suns
Party Cas with a cat for @poseidonsarmoury
Cas and Dean on a couch for @hotgirlcastiel
Cas and Jack reading a story book for @ididit-allofit-foryou
Fighting Cas for @qatekeep
Cas at a theme park with a fanny pack for @sheranatural
Cas with a bouquet of flowers for @floral-cas
Cas in some flowers for @sleevesareforlosers
Trying Dippin dots for the first time for @gracekisses
Smite-y Cas for @danneelswife 
Cas eating soup for @gayboycastiel
I forgive you I love you for @blanketburritoofshame
TMWBK Cas for @touchstarvedloser
Cas and Jack in flowers for @babyjacktruther
Cas holding baby Jack for @jackallendean
Cas and Claire hug for @sierraxnevada
Baby Jack and Cas napping for @saintedcastiel
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snapsicle · 4 years
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Why you shouldn’t pass Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friend’s characters the aux cord 
Bloo: Considering the time that FHFIF was airing, there is a 99% chance that he’ll just rickroll the entire car 
Mac: likes to listen to rock, but once he’s given the opportunity to actually play any music, he forgets everything he’s ever liked and will take 5 whole minutes deciding on a song
Frankie: she will play the longest god damn prog rock song in the entire world and you will just have to sit through it
Coco: She only plays “music” that’s composed by herself- she’ll lay an egg with a tape inside, and when you play it, it’s just her saying “coco” over and over for 40 minutes 
Eduardo: he doesn’t actually know the names of any songs, he’ll just try to describe what he wants you to play very poorly and anything you guess will be immediately shot down 
Wilt: doesn’t even actually want the aux cord, but he’ll play music that’s completely normal and nervously look around the car to see if anyone is enjoying it and ask if they like it every 30 seconds
Mr. Herriman: Actually banned from the aux cord because the only thing he listens to is royalty free classical music 
Goo: she will play hardcore jungle breakcore dubstep at dangerously loud levels
Madam Foster: Death metal. that is all
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honeylovecult · 4 years
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no more dream...
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simptasia · 6 years
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dbh star signs for anybody interested
connor: august 15th (assuming he was born the day of his first mission) = leo
kara: april = aries or taurus
hank: september 6th = virgo
luther: january = capricorn or aquarius
simon: february = aquarius or pisces
north: october = libra or scorpio
josh: november = scorpio or sagittarius 
gavin: october 7th = libra
kamski: july 17th = cancer (yes indeed you can say kamski is a cancer)
the jerries: june = gemini or cancer (but come on, we can assume its gemini!)
rose: march 31st = aries
adam: august 5th = leo
carl: july 13th = cancer
amanda: may 14th = taurus
todd: september 21st = virgo (get out of my star sign you rotten bastard)
rk900: november = scorpio or sagittarius (the final chapter is on the 11th of november, what rk900 is depends on how soon that scene happens after all that kerfuffle in that particular ending. early = scorpio, which is what i’d pick)
leo: march 21st = aries
cole: september 23rd = virgo (the last day of virgo, to be exact)
emma: september 2nd = virgo
sumo: april = aries or taurus
chris: september 30th = libra
captain allen: december 2nd = sagittarius
fowler: august 30th = virgo
perkins: july 13th = cancer (again, pretty apt)
president warren: september 17th = virgo
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moft-man · 11 months
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uh uh uh traditional art dump???
literally all stanley parable sooo???? idk I rarely let ppl see inside the hellscape that is my sketchbook (close ups on the ones I liked below the cut!!)
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amilliontales · 2 years
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Awkward silences were the worst. They had been talking well enough, trying to catch up while avoiding certain... less than pleasant subjects. But after another wordless stretch Striker had finally seemed to decide it was time to go.  Something Blitz decided he didn't want - right as the other imp was walking out the door.
"Wait-"
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He said simply, but what was more likely to stop Striker was the hand that wrapped around the base of his tail. Gently tugging him backwards before the other curled around Strikers hip. Words were overrated anyhow.
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Who do you think your moots could pull and why?
Alright lets go I have...so many moots and if I forgot u its 300% my bad pls come hit me upside the head, also im bad at these bc I honestly just push my favourite characters onto ppl oops but long assss list below the cut - I love u all
@cafedanslanuit: ok I dont know why, but porco for u my friend. Maybe it’s bc the last fic I read from u was the porco and zeke one? but damn. porco. for sure. 
@kmorgzz: MY LIL CINNMON BUN. ok NOT GON LET MYSELF BE SWAYED by ur porco pfp - but i...kuroo. DO U EVEN LIKE HIM?? but I dunno why I CAN SEE IT. ready to fite u but also love cuddles soft friend and that WALL of a man? 
@flamingblinglove: U ALREADY KNOW 姐姐 U ALREADY KNOW. OFC U COULD PULL UR FAV flaming boi!!! I love u very much and love him for u! 
@alto-march-of-death: AL. AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL. DO I NEED TO SAY IT. SUGA. FKIN. SUGA. I dont even need to - SUGA. also reiner. But mostly SUGA. 
@onwiings: LEN. we havent really chatted before so im sorry if this is real random but for some reason....connie? I DONT KNOW WHY BUT CONNIE FOR SURE. 
@boston-bakedbeans: I JUST GET JEAN VIBES. U COULD OUT SNARK HIM ANY DAY 
@daddyjackfrost: HANA MY SWEET QUEEN OF MAKING ME CRY OVER STUPID VBALL BOYS. I have so many. BUT L? L FOR SURE. u are an intellectual and he would be all :0 while eating his damn cake. ALSO. Bo-bokuto? he could handle ur energy and I would love to see it. 
@bellbee: armin vibes. You're just so dang sweet? I think it would be such a good match 
@kojinnie: KOJIIIIIN. ZEKE. ZEEEEKKKE. IM SCREAMING THIS. BUT LIKE- NOT THE MEAN EVIL ZEKE. THE SOFT SWEET ONE WHO WILL BRUSH THE HAIR FROM YOUR FACE AND KISS YOUR FOREHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ZEKE. 
@onyxoverride: I was going to say zeke?? t he naaaasty kind of zeke where hes just obsessed with u, but totally not influenced by ur latest posts but MICHE. BIG MANS. also for some reason I bet u smell good. but not in a sweet or delicate way?? I bet u smell really good but in a way ppl cant place? so ppl always ask “what perfume/cologne are you wearing?” 
@peachysimp: MY SWEET MICHI 姐!!!! U DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND CUDDLES IN THE WORLD. im just thinking of a big mans...mmm Reiner? Eren??? no problem for my sweet 姐姐. u can handle em. 
@deludedimagines: SORCHAAAAAA MY LOVE. MY DEAR. Levi for FREAKING SURE. AFTER OUR TALK - YOU DESERVE TO GO KAYAKING AND CANOEING WITH HIM. PLEASE. 
@aotwrites: iane. love of my life lane. pls drink some water I know ur working v hard. ok but why can I imagine a soft af erwin that u could EASILY pull?? like NO problem. he would be best listener and the shoulder rubs? after a long day?? IANE. PLS. 
@plutowrites: PLUTO U KNOW HOW MUCH I FKIN LOVE UR ZEKE SERIES SO IS IT EVE N A QUESTION WHY I THINK YOU COULD GET ZEKE NO PROBLEM?? 
@gojosweets: SWEEETIIE levi for SURE BC HEALING HANDS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. u could for sure pull a grumpy injured Levi and make his heart go boink 
@hexbestfriend: Sierra my dear. ur other url says it all. but also, a big mans. so....Erwin for sure - I would PAY to see this bc u would have him just so into u and I just...im swooning 
@horseanon--simpforall: RACH. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY. U WRITE THE BEST CUTE SWEET ZEKE. FOR SURE. AND SUGA. U COULD PULL THEM WITHOUT EVEN FKIN TRYING. I love u TOO much 
@misskasa: love the new url btw tea??? damn. also Eren. EREN. LONG HAIRED MAN BUN BUT NICE NOT PROBLEMATIC EREN. u deserve it all 
@thebubblybakery: MY DEAR. MY DEAAAARRR ur url is way too cute and for SURE. Levi. for SURE NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. bake him lil treats and he’ll chop the fingers off anyone who tries to steal em from him 
@yearning-moon: omg my new obsession is ur writing, but u would have no problem pulling our collective fav zhongli. no problem whatsoever im just gone u write him so well I cry every single time.
@lookslikeleese: I MET U THRU SUGA AND I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT. suga no problem. ERen. no problem. find u a friend that can do both. thats u. 
@doulcha: another easily Levi pull - honestly if theres anything I learned on this website, its that everyone has big brain and is cute as a damn button and 
@anlian-aishang: MY SWEET DARLING. U COULD HAVE ANYONE. HONESTLY. UR A DAMN INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIIIIIFUL BEYOND WORDS AND JUST HNG I LVE U SM. LEVI. ERWIN (NO ARGUMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE U WITH ERWIN BC WOOOOW HOW SWEET) also u already know how much I love the idea of u with Farlan U COULD HAVE ANYONE U WANT AND U KNOW IT. 
@starstruckkittensweets: another sweET DARLING WHO COULD GET ANYONE SHE WANTED. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE but Levi. Levi FOR DAMN SURE BC HOW COULD I NOT. erwin too? absolutely. 
@unloved-cadillac: CADDY my DEAR is another Levi puller for SURE - I feel like u can match his snarky replies? and it would just be a lot of grEAT banter back and forth and phew 
@katsuhera: MY PENGUIN LOVING FRIEND another Levi lover who could get him with NO problem whatsoever. pls take his grumpy ass to the aquarium 
@therealvalkyrie: my wife my love my DEAREST. I mean we’re already married x4? 5? times?? so I mean u already got me so I think u already won this game. USHI GUSHI FITE ME. also suga. curl up on a nicely upholstered armchair, nice cup of tea, maybe some ice cream? gorgeous view outside, trying to flip pages but its lowkey a pain to do so because suga is doing the same in his seat, but ur arms are stretched out to meet in the space between the two of you, and ur knuckles are brushing 
@rulerofstars: ANGELLLLL u are another eaaaasyyyy Levi pull bc HOW SWEET ARE U 
@acekou: ...honestly anyone u want bc I AM INTIMIDATED - AS I SHOULD BE. and I love that energy for u. ERen??? Levi?? ARMIN??? ERWIN?!?!?? no problem 
@thot-farm: ME. I SEE U IN MY NOTIFS AND I HAVENT SAID HI BEFORE. but ME. U COULD PULL ME NO PROBLEM BC M LOVE U ALREADY. but I mean im no Levi and u could pull him no problem too dearie (; 
@xxdragonwriterxx: omfg LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI!!! UR FICS ARE SO DAMN AMAZING AND THE IDEAS ARE AMAZING AND THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING and ur also so sweet?? LEVI. FOR. LIFE. EASILY. NO CONTEST. 
@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface: BIRD. MANS. HAWKS. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?!?!!?  
@levilaughlove69: kenny. fkn. ackerman. no more words. 
@bluebellhairpin: SEE ABOVE. also Erwin - I know u like that big mans my sweet darling nemo :3 but also BACK THE FK OFF ALL OF U UR DRIFTING WITH ME SO ME. U PULL ME. EVERYONE ELSE CAN BACK THE FK UP
@unadulteratedtreecrusade: BEANBEANBEANBEAN IM THIIIIIIIS close to coming to visit u bc I love u SO DAMN MUCH. but HONESTLY WHO CANT U PULL?? LEVI. DONE. ERWIN. DONE. 
@1252291: N UR URL SAYS IT ALL. LEVI. zeke? BOTH? ANNIE VIBES TOO??? JEAN? im done. 
@babieweeb: another moot I havent interacted too much with 🥺 but ZEEEEEKKKKE 
@itspastellemons: LEYLA LISTEN. me. u got me. u can pull me anytime shh dont tell my bf I LOVE U SM I LOVE U SO DAMN MUCH R U KIDDING!?! but other than me ahem LEVI. LEEEVIIIIII FOR U BC UR SO DAMN SWEET AND HE WOULD MELT AT U. erwin? wrapped around ur finger?? REINER?? MICHE?? I cant even choose for u ur too powerful 
@alrightberries: I think ur on a Nanami binge rn AS U SHOULD BE. so just know that u could have that mans in an instant
@mysteriousmagicx: MY FAV WITCH MOOT WHO HAS THE BEST DAMN FKIN AUS AND THE BIGGEST DANG BRAIN. WHO CAN’T U PULL??? WITCH HANJI. VAMPIRE LEVI. WEREWOLF MICHE. STOP IT U CAN HAVE EM ALL.
@etherealserenity: ERRRREEEEENN I DONT NEED TO SAY ANY MORE. AND U KNOW WHY. 
@cant-spell-slay-without-lay HOW THE FK DID I NOT ADD U EARLIER MY DEAR PLS IM SO SORRY OMFG - but UR LEGIT MS. ACKERMAN HOW COULD U NOT PULL LEVI. case closed. ms ackerman is legit. 
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Do you remember when that one anon said they were using your posts as free birth control? Is that still okay to do? It feels weird for me to see you being excited, or making lighthearted jokes, and then I'm just like, "PHEW! GLAD THATS NOT ME!" It feels rude of me?
my dear friend, it is always okay to have the “glad thats not me” feeling. i encourage you to embrace it and to feel your feelings, especially when it comes to something as life-changing as growing and rearing an entire other human being.
i’ve said it before but i think the only people who should have kids are people who truly and sincerely want them. if you absolutely don’t want a child whether ever-at-all or just-for-now, you should have the option to not have a child. reproductive health is a hill i will always die on.
i will absolutely be posting about all the horrifying horseshit that happens with a newborn also, it’ll be even better birth control. i’ll even start tagging em. also these lighthearted jokes aren’t that light. pregnancy genuinely fucking sucks. i love the way my body looks for the first time in years but the way it feels? fucking abysmal. im fucking miserable but i believe in myself.
(disclaimer: posts about horrifying pregnancy and baby things are not actual birth control. please take and manage your birth control correctly and responsibly as directed)
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