Me: *moving with a cup of coffee in hand*

Mom: You spilled the coffee *points to the ground*

Me: *turning around fast, spilling more coffee on the other side* Where?

Mom: *sighing* oh, actually everywhere

Okay imma need someone to explain to me why the common app relative information section is literally an interrogation, cause why tf do you have to know when my family bought our house?!

A not so astute observation about Vampires in popular media

Twilight: Vampires pining for humans. Forbidden romances, love triangles, drama, with hints of anti-racism/war themes. Was scrumptious when younger, didn't age the best. But very memorable.

Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate: Oh yeah, Alucard basically dive-bombs with a jet into a N*zi-Occupied ship to kill other vampires. And N*zis. Alnd also, Alucard is British and works for the Queen of Fucking England.

So when you say "I like vampires in media!", Imma need you to specify which ones.

Anyone have a crazy influx of bot followers recently? I’ve had 20 in the span of three days!

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

A trans person is in need of your financial help

My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help

If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal ([email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe

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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

I recently had a revelation on here. I used to be so scared that like I'd be judged for what I reblogged on my main account. Then I realized. It my account. I can do what I want. And I've been much happier since. Also to all my followers; there's gonna be a good bit more shipping content. I'm not sorry.

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.

This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

wizard husbands go to the farmers market

Slowly I feel that it’s time to restart Duskwood again, after a short break. But first I have to finish the book I’m reading otherwise I’m too distracted. The struggle is real. xD

NEW HYPER-FIXATION ALERT 🚨

Yo Gabba Gabba!!!

For some bizarre reason (likely triggered by a conversation with my dad) I’ve started to gain intense interest in Yo Gabba Gabba again, so expect to Gabba Gabba content

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

I really feel like I missed my shot. I was depressed and suicidal for my prime dating years. Now I work 8 billion hours a week, have no time to meet people organically in person, and there’s always a chance my bumble match might stab me 60 times if we meet in person. I want to be okay with being alone. I do. Honestly I’ve probably gotten too good at it to where if I ever found someone, I’m going to be too independent for them.

Your "non-confrontational" choices not to communicate hurt the people you don't confront btw. You're not a martyr for keeping everything inside and then running away when other people don't know what's going on with you. You just decided avoiding rejection and sparing your own feelings was easier than being honest and giving them the agency to respond and make their own decisions. You chose to hurt them so they didn't hurt you. You think your feelings are realer and more important than their own care and love for you. You were always just waiting for a sign to run.

"If they cared about me they would have–" did you tell them that? Did you let them know how you feel? How much importance you place on those requirements they don't know they have to meet? This secret criteria and secret signs for your secret feelings? Or are you making them play a game they don't know even exists?

Your choice not to communicate isn't cute. You didn't run because they didn't feel the same for you. You ran so you wouldn't have to risk rejection. You chose to prioritise your own self-protection over their trust in and love for you. At least own that.