~ Eye makeup container in the shape of a monkey with a cub.
Period: Old Kingdom, 6th Dynasty; reign of Pepi I
Date: ca. 2354-2310 B.C.
Place of origin: Elephantine, Egypt
Medium: Calcite (figure), wood, painted black (lid)
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Another post of my new favorite genre in art: Ancient Egyptian stone carving of mother monkeys.
Two Vases in the Shape of a Mother Monkey With Her Young
alabaster
Old Kingdom
6th dynasty ca. BCE 2289-2255 reigns of Pepi I and Merenre
on display in the Met, view online
@is-the-primate-vid-cute
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Pepito just came up to Foolish, said 'awelo' and dropped this
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idle thoughts on the smaller clones
and drawing them incorrectly bc i dont care ❤
the way the clones spawn infinitely offscreen in the war level is the same thing as fp's duplication thing in his fight, it's just that his version is WAY toned down. in both cases the clone duplicates are like fully separate, technically autonomous Guys that the original has no control over, so for the war clones that means they're just kind of blindly making infinite guys. In fake pep's case, either his duplication ability got severely nerfed after pizzahead saw what a huge problem that was gonna be, or fp is just smart enough to make the duplicates super weak so they fall apart after a few seconds.
the ones seen ingame are only the 'latest and greatest', as it were. all the clones before fp had just been about trying to make a Stable Alive Thing, so there wasn't much focus on sentience, or durability, or really anything else. most of the ones before those ingame couldn't survive, and the ones that did got eaten by the newer, more evolutionarily "fit" generations.
CONTEXT: awhile back @unexpectedbrickattack had been talking about earlier gens of clones being closer to real biological life, being Actually grown from cells or embryos or what have you, but pizzahead gave up on that pretty fast because things going very bad and wrong with actual flesh and blood and that whole complex mess is, um, a hell of a lot worse than just having to clean up some nonspecific Gunk.
anyway. it wasn't the intent for them to wind up 90% weird gunk beings, but as creating artificial life goes the less things that can go wrong the better, so gradually more and more of their organs and systems were simplified and/or replaced entirely by all-purpose self-sustaining gunk.
they're largely mindless and very much feral but i wouldn't really call them evil; the biggest problem is really just that they don't have a fear of people or, like, anything else. they're no more destructive than any wild animal, it's just that they have a much higher rate of, uh, Incidents because there's nothing stopping them from wandering everywhere they shouldn't be or just going up to someone and going ham. the Can be cute sometimes but they're also unpredictable and don't have much consistent logic to be trained otherwise so trying to interact with one will most likely just get you bitten and/or mauled
i do however believe so hard in all the clones being violently territorial with eachother, and fake pep is actually a lot more hostile to them now. not that he hasn't always hated them, but back in the labs there was just a ton of them everywhere so it was a 'pick your battles' thing and he'd only go after them if they were in the way or bothering him directly. now that they're not an omnipresent nuisance AND he's got a place to definitively call his own? it's kill on sight. It's like 80% territorial instinct but there's a note of 'do NOT fuck this up for me' in there as well. they Are still out there somewhere postgame, but it's not really relevant for my purposes bc they're way the fuck off wherever that warzone is, and the chances of any finding their way to peppino's pizzeria or anywhere else the cast may interact with them is Highly Unlikely.
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Me when I have to wake up early to go into the office tomorrow but I can't sleep bc I had (1) pepis when i went out to dinner 5 hours ago
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“So…when are you and Rae releasing that sex tape?”
“THAT’S why the commoner kept making sure we were at a particular angle relative to her phone?!?!”
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Me laughing imagining Pedri asking Niko to please sit down so they can both fit in the photo 😭😅
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