if you know you know

what have i done

I had to voice it over I am very sorry-

happy birthday :^]

YESSSSS YES YES YESSS. btw important information that the original creator of the peasley rant was in medical school back when i started the meme in 2016 and she is now a nightshift nurse

The Prince Peasley Rant has the same energy as that one Rainbow Dash image that’s like “I can’t believe the lesbian community has hijacked me and made me one of their icons”

loved the peasley cameo in partners in time <3

Before I reveal the contestants, I want to shout out some characters that didn't end up getting in, for one reason or another, but stood out to me

Prince Peasley (Superstar Saga): I mentioned him as a character I really enjoyed learning about, but since he won the Luigi ship competition, I'm unsure of his obscurity status and he may overpower the other characters. I'm sorry your highness, please know I love you

Francis York Morgan (Deadly Premonition): I was stunned to see not one, but 2 people submit this character. I'm endlessly entertained by his weird ass game. He would've been a shoe in had he not been submitted twice. Sorry buddy. Also if he was I would've put in my own propaganda, consisting only of this image

and a video of the squirrels that make monkey noises

Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000): the only reason he's not in is because another MST3K I consider comparatively more obscure was submitted, but I am going to post part of the propaganda for him now because I really loved it and it would be a shame if I was the only one who got to read it:

i have to take a chance on crow, for he is my #1 blorbo and my favorite mst3k character since forever. i charted out a whole TIMELINE for him and there's like. 4-6 of him just existing in various locations. he's shaped like a friend. he can be folded into a torpedo. he has legs and i constantly forget this until he has them on-screen and i'm like OH SHIT this guy is mostly leg (he's around 5'4"). he managed to kill mike (the human guy he lives with in space) TWICE on accident and neither time stuck. all of his presentations are insane and completely factually inaccurate. he claimed women were myths like bigfoot in a short-film style black and white presentation. he's friendly/friends? with pearl, one of the main antagonists (and a woman, who he just claimed didn't exist). he can play the trombone. he just kinda bounces up and down sometimes and is so shaped. he spent 500 years alone because he got bored of being pure energy at the edge of the universe after five minutes. he wrote patrick swayze christmas, the only christmas song ever. he's constantly doing t-rex arms. he keeps falling from extreme heights. to a few ancient romans he's a spider-duck god. he's a bit of a pyromaniac. he went to thanksgiving in deep 13 and walked away unharmed (everyone else got poisoned). he causes an illusion in the theater where it looks like he's staring at you instead of the movie. he's an absolute menace. he contains so much gender yet none at all. he's different! he wants to decide who lives and who dies, and i think he should. he is simply so guy. ty for reading my crow rant sorry for the wall of text

Thank you for this. I love Crow and MST3K too, you are in good company

Mister Qi (Stardew Valley): In the propaganda section, the submitter wrote: "He sucks and I hate him. It'd be really funny if he lost." and it made me laugh

Chuck Cunningham (Happy Days): The submitter's dad told them to submit him and that was also funny to me

Vincenzo (kdrama of the same name): Submitter's dad has a crush on Vincenzo <3

Pioneer 9 (17776): This was the most submitted character, with a total of.....4 submissions! Wow!

Husky (+Anima): This is the second most submitted character, with 3 submissions! I'm sorry to you both but this means you are automatically excluded from being picked for the competition.

Less specifically, shout out to the many characters who were just barely well known enough to drop out of priority. And the major characters/protagonists of major series. A couple were clearly jokes, but several were not.

And all of the characters from albums, commercials, various Real Life Things, myths, some OCs, etc: I have a plan for you. It's not the main bracket, but you are not being left out here. More information on that when the time is right.

Thank you for all your submissions! The list of contestants and their matchups are coming soon!

I got cople jokes for April fools day (my humour is on the same level as annoying oringe)

How do you call a depressive bat

Antasma

Why does Fawful struggle to read

It's because he is i-little-rant

Why is Peasley eating cereal with water

Because his dad never came back with milk

How do call a gay plant

A les-bean

Why do Shrobs hate April first

It's because their intair life has been a punch line with no joke

What do you say to a Shrob that drinked see water

Hey, don't be so salty

That's all i have

thought about the peasley rant for the first time in months

tartar peasley rant What Is The Deal

i'm so serious we need to post about luisley so much that we get like peasley rant 2 or something

For those who want to know how eventful the VC was: I was in it, and I don't even remember the Mario punching pictures. We were going at 5 memes per second and talking about seventy different things, like the Prince Peasley ranting meme and weird FNaF lore.

LMAO THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS

i thought REALLY hard about making the homophobic peasley rant my discord icon for june but nah

We need to release the peasley rant back out into the world

LITERALLY WE WERE VICTIMS OF A FUNDY CHRISTIAN HATE MAIL CAMPAIGN!!!!

imagine how the peasley rant artist must've felt during the spamton sweepstakes q&a when spamton answered the question about whether or not he likes men. spamton rant when

I hope Nintendo gives some love to the rpg spin offs, like maybe bringing some of those characters into some sports spinoff, like...Dimentio or Geno in Battle League or Peasley in Superstars~?

Yes, I had these thoughts and wishes, I think it'd be cool! I wanted to share them tbh

ahhh sadly I don't think this will happen but I usually cope with this reality by drawing it myself which is why I drew so many "spm in this art style" cuz like idk they have so many cool an unique characters and we never get to see them again THE ONLY EXCEPTION WAS FAWFUL and that's only cuz the team behind M&L had so much creative control of that series at first

rant aside

I'll keep drawing my blorbos until I explode