she says the scariest sh*t to me 24/7 im not ok

LU girl Scout 2 au electric boogaloo

i gotta lot of stuff on four cause ive been writing a fanfic off and on. I keep forgetting the different Karen names as well.

⦁ They meet in a barn on Lon Lon Ranch or in the park. Time keeps a whiteboard of running rules and ideas. Many of these include things the group is not allowed to do. ⦁ All of them involve fire. ⦁ One of them is a rule banning certain people, Dark is definitely on his list as well as a tentative rule on Shadow. Anyone named Karen who enters the barn will immediately be exterminated. ⦁ Dark and Shadow have an emo band with actually good but really edgy music? ⦁ This band has no set name but does have a youtube channel called _Cracked_Mirror_ ⦁ Four is the camera man and often appears VERY confused in the background music videos. They make music and vlogs and Kaaren disapproves. ⦁ Four and Hyrule are local cryptids. Twilight is the cryptid tamer. Wild is believed to get you an autograph from the cryptids for five bucks. Legend is halfway a cryptid halfway a nuisance. Time is the ultimate cryptid. At least six different paranormal teams have come after them and have all found evidence surrounding the troop. There is currently a blog run by Legend and Warriors about the evidence surrounding the troop and it is extremely ludicrous ⦁ "Kazoo Kawaii" is a patch they all have and regret immensely ⦁ Hyrule has a GPS keeping track of him. He doesn't use it because he enjoys exploration. Four often has to go with Twilight to grab him. Its not uncommon to see a disgruntled guy in overalls being trailed by a tiny child stomping through the woods. ⦁ Unofficial patch "clapping ass cheek run" is the reason why Wind is not allowed to make patches anymore. Only Legend owns this patch and is VERY proud. Warriors is salty. ⦁ "best mom" is a patch they made just to give to Malon. She cried and hugged them all. ⦁ Tetra is perpetually confused by girlscouts. Her and her gang of 'pirates' aid Wind in his quest to be the very best girlscout that no one ever was and it is not helping nor working in the slightest. ⦁ Tetra is banned from helping directly after a patch for tracking led to them all stalking a prominent citizen and accidently bringing into the light a huge affair that destroyed the entire company. ⦁ Karen actually has partial legal gaurdianship over Four. Nobody knows how. Four's grandfather has many friends in town keeping the word from getting to Karen. ⦁ Vaati and Octavo are Karen's sons who have no idea what the fuck is going on but do know they are related to Four. They don't really get along, its very tense but the brothers do actively keep Four away from Karen because they don't like their mom and they feel kinda bad. It becomes a bad game of Karen after Four in two different ways. give this poor child a break please ⦁ They have a running deal of Vaati driving Four around in exchange for cookies. ⦁ People think the Links are very different from their girlscout counterparts. Its very confusing. The Karen squad only knows that Twilight, Legend, and Warriors are actually Links. ⦁ Sky volunteers at the local bird shelter and is absolutely thriving. His community service patches are earned there. ⦁ People do not fear the links, they fear the hylia scouts. They have teamed up on local bullies who go after their friends and beat their asses in skirts. ⦁ Sky is the most feared because he pulled the master knife on someone once when they threatened his friends and were insulting them. Nobody makes the tiny ones sad. no one. ⦁ The 'master knife' is just a really rad swiss army knife thats exremly good and hard to use. ⦁ The goddess bow is a slingshot. ⦁ All of the links are masters at these weapons. ⦁ Malon works full time at the farm but used to work in child social services for a good few years. She is actively keeping Karen away from Four as well and its the reason why Four became so close to her family and Twilight was allowed to babysit him. ⦁ Yes Four is old enough to stay home alone. No this is not  good idea hence Twilight and Wild. Wind is also old enough to stay home alone and will often watch Aryll and hang at Four's house.  ⦁ The town "minish" is actually a huge group of mice, like somehow highly trained mice that has collectively adopted Four. Do not upset Four. You will find mice will regret this. ⦁ Forest minish are a collection of mice and racoons. They have also adopted Four. ⦁ Ezlo will attack people if need be. He also tends to 'talk' a lot in place of Four, which often involves him squawking and chirping loudly at whoever. Four translates as he chooses. ⦁ Wolfie is more wolf than dog, may even be just a full on wolf. nobody, not even animal control, knows. ⦁ The Links get around through bicycles just because their numbers inconvenience the Karens' minivans. Half can't even effectively ride a bike so really its just them walking everywhere with the bikes or lying face down on the road. ⦁ Some of the bikes are bedazzled. ⦁ The karens will compare themselves to the three golden goddesses which is a big no no to many. ⦁ Twilight is undecided on his major but is leaning to learning agriculture and business to help the family farm. ⦁ Wild plans to go into cooking! he's a damned good one to. ⦁ There's a special order on the secret cookie list that is just homemade cookies from Wild. There's also pot brownies from who knows. They just kind of show up? There isn't that much pot in them? Malon is freaking out over this. There's a running bet among the scouts, many think its Tetra. ⦁ Everyone has a special blanket at Lon Lon Ranch and they all basically live there ⦁ Four is really ahead in school and doesn't understand the concept of summer. Even though he and the 'girls' go to girl scout summer camp. He just thinks you are in school all year because he just continues lessons all year. ⦁ Sky is thought to be the biggest lesbian (next to Warriors) because he won't shut up about how much he loves his girlfriend. Alternatively everyone thinks Zelda is cheating on Sky with... Sky... ⦁ They have to refer to themselves out of uniform as Link. Usually they use their nicknames when alone together or with the farmers in the surrounding area, because the farmers know. they know all. ⦁ There's an "annoy a karen for a day" patch. ⦁ they have twenty. ⦁ Each. ⦁ Warriors is on a lot of sports team and is captain of all of them. Time is coach of the football team even though he has never played football. They have gone to nationals so many times. ⦁ Four, while not actively in “legit” highschool, still often hangs around the campus much to the hate of the security guards. they can never catch him. Its often that a teacher will turn around and realize Four has joined them in the .5 seconds they weren't looking. ⦁ Every week there's an extremely awkward dinner between the troops in the area where Time struggles to upstage the karens. Wild cooks backup food because Time can't cook, Malon refuses, the karen's only bring really bland food because apparently spices aren't a part of their diet. Wild cooks some damned good vegan food for the Karens ⦁ Time owns a "Proud Scout Dad leader" shirt that he wears everywhere. He also has a mug with #2 dad. Ezlo is #1 dad and Time is fine with this. They also always get family discounts wherever they go.

I would ask you 1-100 but that's a huge request and doubt you'll do it, UNLESS🤔🙃

UNLESS....

1. Name- Deanna or as everyone knows me, Star

2. Nationality- American

3. Age- 19

4. Birthday- April 5th

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign)- Aries

6. Gender- Female 

7. Sexuality- Bi/Pan (im fine with either)

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)- Dark brown hair, greenish eyes and body of a 12 year old boy

9. What do you/did you study?- Animation

10. What’s your current job like?/What job would you like to have?- I work in an ice cream shop just as a job but i wanna be an animator or writer for shows

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11. Your birth order- Youngest of 2

12. How many siblings do you have?- One

13. Do you have good relations with your family?- for the most part

14. How many friends do you have?- I would say I have about 8 close friends and then just a ton of other friends

15. Your relationship status- single but accepting applications 

16. What do you look for in a SO?- usually a pulse and good hair 

17. Do you have a crush?- kinda but also no

18. When did you have your first kiss?- haven't yet :(

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands?- prob meaningful

20. What are your deal breakers?- smoking and drugs and how they treat others

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21. How was your day?- well i just woke up so i guess good. 

22. Favourite food & drink- Raspberry iced tea/Vanilla Lattes and Chowmein or burgers

23. What position do you sleep in?- either on my side or stomach. Im usually curled up in a ball so prime cuddle position...just saying 

24. What was your last dream about?- I think it was about cake..

25. Your fears- bugs and the overwhelming thought of me being a failure

26. Your dreams- being someone where others can be inspired by 

27. Your goals- to live a life with no regrets (i know typical right?) but also have a successful career. 

28. Any pets?- 2 doggos 

29. What are your hobbies?- drawing, painting, writing, video games, reading 

30. Any cool places in your area?- kinda but you gotta drive to them so not really 

31. What was your last awkward situation?- me stuttering over my words at work

32. What is your last regret?- idk 

33. Language/s you can speak- English and barely any French 

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.)- hell yeah

35. Have any quirks?- i can make a guinea pig noise and can stand on my head for a while. 

36. Your pet peeves- having my neck being touched and mouth breathing

37. Ideal vacation- Any disney park

38. Any scars?- only mentally 

39. What does your last text message say? “Shes being a big girl and taking 5 classes.” 

40. Last 5 things from your search history- im to lazy to check but prob youtube or fics

41. What’s your [device] background?- Phone background is a painting from a museum and my computer is a bunch of Nintendo items

42. What do you daydream about?- being a voice actor or a pirate 

43. Describe your dream home- one that looks like a castle

44. What’s your religion/Your thought about religion- I was raised Catholic but i really dont practice it anymore. I think it its a beautiful thing and alot of good comes from it, however i dont like it when it is used to harm others or defend evil people

45. Your personality type- So i took a test based on the 16 different ones and I am an Advocate type which apparetnly is very rare and less than one percent of the pop are it. https://www.16personalities.com/ heres the link if you wanna take it!

46. The most dangerous thing you’ve done- I used to suck on batteries as a child

47. Are you happy with your current life?- for the most part 

48. Some things you’ve tried in your life- Snorkeling in Hawaii (which i almost died), Crystal Cave tour and donuts which i hate

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49. What does your wardrobe consist of?- hoodies and graphic tees 

50. Favourite colour to wear?- black

51. How would you describe your style?- comfortable and sometimes i look good 

52. Are you happy with your current looks?- ye

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?- I want blue hair one day 

54. Any tattoos or piercings?- have my ears and now my nose pierced but i do want tattoos in the future

55. Do you get complimented often?- usually for my hair and i find it happens often 

56. Favourite aesthetic?- Gothic and pastel 

57. A popular trend that you dislike- crop tops 

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58. Songs you’re currently obsessed with?- “Good Night Moon” by Go Radio

59. Song you normally wouldn’t admit you like.- My Little Pony and Sofia the First songs slap

60. Favourite genre?- pop punk or pop 

61. Favourite artist/band/genre? -Panic!, Taylor Swift

62. Hated popular songs/artists?- I wouldn’t say hate but im not really a fan of Billie Ellish, maybe i need to sit down and really listen but its just not my jam. I think shes a cool person and i love watching her on tv and what she stands for. By i hate Drake and Chris Brown for sure. 

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5- Head above Water, Happy when im sad, Love bug, Casual affair, I believe. So Avril Lavigne, Jonas Brothers and Panic!

64. Can you sing or play any instruments?- Im not the worst singer but im also not fantastic and i can’t play

65. Do you like karaoke?- sometimes

66. Own any albums?- like cds then yes

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations?- not anymore

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68. Favourite movie/series?- Any disney or pixar 

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc- YA like adventure books 

70. Your fictional crush/es- oh here we go. Juvia and Gray (Fairytail), Catwoman, Danny Phantom, Captain Hook and Regina Mills and Henry (Ouat), Steve (stranger things), Riddler (gotham) and Molly Hooper (Sherlock) and prob more. 

71. Which fictional character is you?- prob a mixture of Momo and Deku from My Hero and Honey from Ouran 

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so. Am I a shipper? ha. aight Gruvia, Nalu, Gajevy, Jerza, Kiribaku, Kacchacko, Todomomo, tododeku, LadyNoir and the love square, Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, The powerpuff girls and the rowdyruff boys (respected partners) and like five thousand others

73. Favourite greek god?- Hades and Persephone 

74. A legend from where you live that you like- literally nothing from where i live

75. Do you like art? What’s your favourite work or artist?- love art and i cant just pick one

76. Can you share your other social media?- i mean you can follow me on twitter at StarsnShortcake but all thats there is my shitty tweets and interactions with my friends and Voice actors lol

77. Favourite youtubers?- Mikes Mic, Macdoesit, Twamiz, Larri, Dan Howell, Amazing Phil, Jenna Marbles, Shane Dawson, Steph Inc, Garret Watts, and like a ton more

78. Favourite platform?- Tumblr or twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet?- too much

80. What video games have you played? Which one’s your favourite?- I love anything Nintendo

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts)- Kingdom Keepers, Suicide Notes and the Selection Series to name a few

82. Do you play board/card games?- Yes

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema?- nope

84. Favourite holiday- thanksgiving for the food

85. Are you into dramas?- ye

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86. Would you use death note, if you had one?- haha ye

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to?- no racism, sexism, homophobia and legal marriage everywhere. Also that no one goes hungry and everyone has a nice place to live.

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?- probably 

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be?- a hot demon

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death?- I turn into a goddess

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick?- ooo Celeste is a cool name 

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week?- hmmm Tara Strong 

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo- either the stars or the black heart or the fireworks

94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true- Ive never eaten a chicken nugget, I can do the splits and I have cat

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95. Cold or hot?- hot

96. Be a hero or be a villain?- oooooo um im a sucker for villains

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?- Rhyme

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?- Shape shifting, i could be a plant

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?- bold of you to assume i would wanna live forever

100. ….. or …..?- :0

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ANON CAUSE IT TOOK FOREVER. 

List of Best Horror Movies From the 80s-Now

80s

Friday the 13th (1980) / Part 2 / Part III / The Final Chapter / A New Beginning / Jason Lives / The New Blood / Jason Takes Manhattan / Jason Goes to Hell / Jason X / Freddy vs. Jason / 2009 Remake

The Changeling (1980)

The Shining (1980)

The Funhouse (1981)  

American Werewolf in London (1981) / An American Werewolf in Paris

Evil Dead (1981) / Evil Dead II / Army of Darkness / 2013 Remake

Creepshow (1982) / Creepshow 2 / Creepshow 3

Poltergeist (1982) / The Other Side / Poltergeist III / 2015 Remake

The Thing (1982) / The Thing (2011)

The Dead Zone (1983)

Sleepaway Camp (1983) / Unhappy Campers / Teenage Wasteland / The Survivor / Return to Sleepaway Camp

Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) / Freddy's Revenge / Dream Warriors / The Dream Master / The Dream Child / Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare / Wes Craven's New Nightmare / Freddy vs. Jason / 2010 Remake

Lifeforce (1985)  

Fright Night (1985) / Sequel / 2011 Remake / New Blood

Reanimator (1985) / Bride of Re-Animator / Beyond Re-Animator

Return of the Living Dead (1985) / Part II / Part III / Necropolis / Rave to the Grave

From Beyond (1986)

Night of the Creeps (1986)

Hellraiser (1987) / Hellbound: Hellraiser II / Hell on Earth / Bloodline / Inferno / Hellseeker / Deader / Hellworld / Revelations

Brain Damage (1988)

The Vanishing (1988)

Childs Play (1988) / 2 / 3 / Bride of Chucky / Seed of Chucky / Curse of Chucky

Pumpkinhead (1988) / Blood Wings / Ashes to Ashes / Blood Feud

They Live (1988)

Pet Semetary (1989) / Pet Sematary Two

90s

Tales from the Darkside (1990)

Nightbreed (1990)

The Witches (1990)

IT (1990) / 2017 Remake

Silence of the Lambs (1991) / Hannibal / Red Dragon / Hannibal Rising

Body Parts (1991)

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Dead Alive (1992)

Candyman (1992) / Farewell to the Flesh / Day of the Dead

Cemetery Man (1994)

In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

Cronos (1994)

Se7en (1995)

Scream (1996) / 2 / 3 / 4

The Craft (1996)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) / Texas Blood Money / The Hangman's Daughter

Bad Moon (1996)

The Relic (1997)

The Night Flier (1997)

Funny Games’ (1997)

Vampires (1998)

6th sense (1999)

The Ninth Gate (1999)

The Blair Witch Project (1999) / Book of Shadows / 2016 Remake

Idle Hands (1999)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

2000s

Ginger Snaps (2000) / Unleashed / Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning

Final Destination (2000) / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

From Hell (2001)

The Devil’s Backbone (2001)

Jeepers Creepers (2001) / 2

The Others (2001)

Resident Evil (2002) / Apocalypse / Extinction / Afterlife / Retribution / The Final Chapter

28 Days Later (2002) / 28 Weeks Later

May (2002)

The Eye (2002)

The Ring (2002) / The Ring Two / Rings Ring (1998) (Japanese original) / Ring 2 / Rasen / Ring 0: Birthday / Sadako 3D / Sadako 3D 2

High Tension (2003)

Saw (2004) / II / III / IV / V / VI / The Final Chapter

The Grudge (2004) / 2 / 3 Ju-On (2000) (Japanese grudge franchise): Ju-On: The Curse / Ju-On: The Curse 2 / Ju-On: The Grudge / Ju-On: The Grudge 2 / Ju-On: White Ghost / Black Ghost / The Beginning of the End / The Final Curse / Sadako vs. Kayako

The Descent (2005)

Slither (2006)

The Host (2006)

The Gravedancers (2006)

Trick r Treat (2007)

Dead Silence (2007)

The Orphanage (2007)

Disturbia (2007)

Paranormal Activity (2007) / 2 / 3 / 4 / The Marked Ones / The Ghost Dimension

The Mist (2007)

Let the Right One In (2008) / 2010 American Remake

Cloverfield (2008) / 10 Cloverfield Lane

The Strangers (2008)

The Uninvited (2009)

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

The House of the Devil (2009)

2010s

Insidious (2010) / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3

The Crazies (2010)

I Saw the Devil (2010)

The Roommate  (2011)

Kill List (2011)

Sinister (2012) / Sinister 2

Cabin in the Woods (2012)

V/H/S (2012) / V/H/S/2 / V/H/S: Viral /  SiREN

The Woman In Black (2012) / Angel of Death

The Conjuring (2013) / 2 / Annabelle / Annabelle: Creation

The Purge (2013) / Anarchy / Election Year

Oculus (2013)

You’re Next (2013)

Goodnight Mommy (2014)

Babadook (2014)

It Follows (2014)

Green Room (2015)

Crimson Peak (2015)

The Witch (2016)

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) / Ouija (2014)

Don't Breathe (2016)

Raw (2017)

Get Out (2017)

Other Movie Lists

List of Christmas Horror Movies

List of Dracula Movies

List of Frankenstein Movies

List of Vincent Price’s Horror Movies

List of Tim Burton Movies

List of Best Horror Movies From the 20s-70s

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Paranormal Games to Play in the Dark, Part IV

Welcome to Episode 147: Paranormal Games to Play in the Dark, Part IV! Have you been searching for the meaning of life? Do you seek the perfect “Get Rich Quick” scheme? Do you have a terminal illness and want to extend your life? Or perhaps you suffer from a debilitating fear you’d like to get over? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may want to consider playing a paranormal game. Be careful though, for these games may seem simple on the outset, but there’s always a catch. Come on this journey as Aly regales Nat with the rules and possible outcomes for three popular supernatural games played by folks around the world: The Man in the Fields, The Inconvenience Store, and Channel Infinity.

Welcome to the photo dump for Episode 147: Paranormal Games to Play in the Dark, Part IV! Have you been searching for the meaning of life? Do you seek the perfect “Get Rich Quick” scheme? Do you have a terminal illness and want to extend your life? Or perhaps you suffer from a debilitating fear you’d like to get over? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may want to consider playing a paranormal game. Be careful though, for these games may seem simple on the outset, but there’s always a catch. Come on this journey as Aly regales Nat with the rules and possible outcomes for three popular supernatural games played by folks around the world: The Man in the Fields, The Inconvenience Store, and Channel Infinity.

Image 01: Welcome to the photo dump! Image 02: The Man in the Fields, artist’s rendition 1 Image 03: The Man in the Fields, artist’s rendition 2 Image 04: The Inconvenience Store, artist’s rendition 1 Image 05: The Inconvenience Store, artist’s rendition 2 Image 06:  Channel Infinity, artist’s rendition 1 Image 07: Channel Infinity, artist’s rendition 2

The Man in the Fields...

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The Inconvenience Store

Episode 147: Paranormal Games to Play in the Dark, Part IV Photodump

Image 01: Welcome to the photo dump! Image 02: The Man in the Fields, artist’s rendition 1 Image 03: The Man in the Fields, artist’s rendition 2 Image 04: The Inconvenience Store, artist’s rendition 1 Image 05: The Inconvenience Store, artist’s rendition 2 Image 06:  Channel Infinity, artist’s rendition 1 Image 07: Channel Infinity, artist’s rendition 2

Mobile Tags Season Five Part 1

Ep. 133: The Haunting of OP Rock and The Ghosts of the War in Afghanistan

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Ep. 134: The Ghost Portal at Belle Grove Plantation with Haunted EVP Recordings

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Ep. 135: The UFO Encounter of Japan Airlines Cargo Flight 1628

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Ep. 135.5: LISTENER STORIES #18

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Ep. 136: Near Death Experiences (N.D.E): All the Proof We Have of an Afterlife

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EP. 137: The Apollo 1 Conspiracy

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Ep. 138: The Rake (Viral Urban Legend)

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Ep. 139: Afghan Folklore (Giants and Jinn) Feat. Dr. Homayun Sidky & Parwana

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Ep. 140: The Flying Dutchman Ghost Ship

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Ep. 140.5: Listener Stories #19

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Ep. 142: The Legend of The Woman in Black

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Ep. 143: Baba Yaga, A Deep Dive Into the Mystical Enchantress of Slavic Folklore

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Ep. 144: Google Blacked Out Zones

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Ep. 145: Creepy Tales of Sirens, Selkies, and Mermaids From Around the Globe

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Ep. 145.5 Listener Stories #20

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Ep. 146: The Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876 (Feat. James Allen Mccune)

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Ep. 147: Paranormal Games to Play in the Dark, Part IV

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Ep. 148: The Haunted History of Cincinnati Music Hall

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Ep. 149: The Curious Case of the L8 Ghost Blimp of 1942

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Ep. 150: The Witch Curse Murder of Christopher Case

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Ep. 150.5: Listener Stories #21

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Ep. 151: The Red Lamp feat. Mimi Torres

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Ep. 152: Everything You Don't Already Know About The Marilyn Monroe Conspiracy

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Ep. 153: The Dodleston Messages, Part 1

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Ep. 154: The Dodleston Messages, Part 2

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Ep. 155: The Dodleston Messages, Part 3

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Ep. 155.5: Listener Stories #22

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BONUS: The Dodleston Messages - Thoughts, Theories, & Homework

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