IF OFMD S2 ENDS ON A CLIFFHANGER I SWEAR TO GOD IM DONE

LIKE I ACTUALLY CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN GOOD OMENS FUCKING RUINED ME IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN DAVID JENKINS BETTER WATCH HIS BACK

LOOK AT THIS:

I heard some people talking about how another review mentioned a cliffhanger but since the only reviewed episodes were the first three, they couldn’t be talking about the finale and there must be a cliffhanger sometime in the first 3 eps. But like... this article mentions actual episode names for later in the season that I personally haven’t seen revealed anywhere so um yeah this person got to see the entire season and says theres a cliffhanger I’m actually scared.

oh and also I could be wrong but I remember David Jenkins saying he would want to do a third season... SOUND FAMILIAR?

but like they did a cliffhanger kinda thing so they wouldn’t do it again would they?? am I missing smth? yeah probably

I’m sure people are already talking about this but I haven’t seen anything idk tell me if this makes no sense tho

FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW

TAIKA WAITITI as Blackbeard & CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.06

"awww they have their happy ending as innkeepers!"

no. they have their happy future looking forward together. right now they happen to be trying their hand at fixing up and keeping an inn. but that's not the ending. it's going to be a vehicle for personal growth for both Ed and Stede and they WILL be returning to the sea in some capacity in S3

I'M GONNA SEE MY MAN, 'TIL I GET SATISFIED / for @izzy-hands

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT OFMD S2.

I'm feeling totally fucking normal about the broken old man, why do you ask?

Izzy holding a bottle

Sad maimed baby man 🖤

Thinking about how Frenchie and Ed have almost the same coping mechanism.

How Frenchie is terrified of cats but he creates multiple flags with cats on them. Then during the Kraken era he wears a jacket that has a cat in it and puts knives in his hands to defeat his enemies. Yet he takes all his trauma and locks it away in a box in his head.

How Ed is scared of spiders and snakes and puts tattoos of them on his body (one in a much more visible place so that he can get over his fears. But instead one is on his back, where he'll never see it, and the other he covers with black gloves.

Frenchie 🤝 Ed

they're literally two 50 year old men shyly holding hands and giggling about it and it has me staying curled up in bed screaming and crying for 26 hours and counting

i cant believe ed saying "fuck you stede bonnet" in episode 1 was foreshadowing

How the hell does ofmd manage to give me everything i love about tv shows, in one show?!!

It's funny, silly, stupid but somehow at the same time it's serious, deep and well thought out!

Characters change and develop in prominent ways, characters have arcs, what they go through affects them, things aren't stagnant. (1x01 stede is a coward who's trying to hide from the English, 2x08 stede throws himself over 2 soldiers, he's brave despite the fact he's out numbered. 1x04 ed wants to quit piracy but doesn't know how, 2x08 ed quits piracy a second time with stede even when the first time doesn't work out)

It's a beautiful romance, a queer romance between two people who have insane chemistry, a love story that has ups and downs, but in the end they're right there for eachother because what they have is True Love!

The show is shot so beautifully, it doesn't look boring, so many shows I've watched (although entertaining) are shot in the most boring/basic ways possible, ofmd has so many gorgeous still shots, a couple of fun one shots! (The bar fight one shot in 2x07 deserves more attention! Mer!stede and ed looking at eachother while floating in the water is genuinely one of the most beautiful shots I've ever seen!)

The outfits characters wear changes with their arcs and it makes sense story wise and the outfits are just so fun looking, it's interesting and different and so, so not basic. (Stede going from aristocratic silly little outfits to pirate shirts with deep neck openings and leather pants!! Hot! Also can't wait to see eds s3 outfit.)

The song choice is fun, the lyrics, beautifully add another layer to the story (I'm still not over the "I've loved him since he was born" lyric!)

The women in this show, although few and not main characters, they're interesting, different and not basic "normal" women, so many shows and movies I've watched, the men get to be weird, kooky and interesting while the women are just painfully normal, but in ofmd, the few women we got are either insane, wild, weird, violent or just not fucking "normal"! (the most "normal" woman we have is probably mary who was gonna stab her husband with a skewer through the earhole!! Also the addition of archie, former snake cult member is just amazing!)

The action we get every once in a while is just so fun! I love a fight scene and for the most part, they look good, it looks well done (again the bar fight and ed killing motherfuckers left, right and center in 2x08 is just so goddamn fun to watch!)

I know so many other shows have most of these things, but the fact ofmd has all of these things, that i just fucking love in one show is amazing, it's appreciated and on top of all of this, the show just makes me happy whether I'm watching it or watching people's reactions to it or even just thinking about it! I love this show even with the criticisms i might have, i love it!

yeah yeah ed and stede are gonna make us all lose it but what about ed and izzy this season. how izzy says confidently that they know each other better than anyone else and how thats not even rebuked, how in that moment they both believe that its true. the way izzy mentions love and ed immediately goes "oh fuck off" like he already knows izzy loves him and knows that its fucked up and unhealthy. the way izzy tries to refuse the gun as soon as its handed to him because he knows what ed is about to try and get him to do. they make each other worse they understand each other like no one else. "what am i to you?" and "i loved you best i could" and shooting each other and "i'm done cleaning up your messes. i've been doing it my whole fucking life." i don't ship them but i want to stick them in a cage together and watch what goes down

HELLO?????? old man built like a kangaroo,,,,,