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statisticallyimmortal · 7 months

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I don't remember how i found it but there's this website that lets you make your own safety signs and I showed it to my friends and we made a ton of them. here are some of my favourites

(2 of those friends are @ant-bunny and @dawnpstrat)

#196 #r/196 #we were talking about seeing if we could actually get one of these put on a sign and just putting it up at some construction site #but thats probably illegal #leave which one was your fav in the tags

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fuckalicent · 9 months

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“how can u be team green” first of all how can u not when this shot exists

#the absolute cuntery packed into it should be illegal #i love them so bad they were hilarious for this #alicent hightower #criston cole #team green #hotd

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kingofmyborrowedheart · 2 months

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This saga is cracking me up.

#taylor swift #like what do you expect?#you’re doing something illegal and doing it repeatedly of course they’re going to crack down on you #also they were like I was just about to leak ttpd in the thread #so like by all means take legal action because there’s no intent to stop #they also posted a screen recording of an email they got sent a legit email from a legal branch dealing with copyrighted music

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fagcrisis · 1 year

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please support the hungarian student protests

Hello! you know i'm not the kind of person to be making these posts, but the situation here is kind of dire right now

as you may know, for the past year hungarian students and teachers have been protesting against the horrific state of our education system. we have been demanding better wages and work conditions for our teachers, and more funding diverted towards education

the government currently does not have a dedicated education ministry

our far right government's response has been a law known as the status law, or the revenge law. this law includes the following

taking away the professional freedom of the board of education, handing descisions over to the school district (a government subsidiary)

further widens the salary range, making the wages of teachers completely tied to the will of their employer. many teachers in the country are currently making barely above minimum wage

reduction of vacation days

increasing the number of daily working hours from 8 to 12

forbidding teachers from being critical of the education system. this includes participating in protests, but also simply voicing criticism of the system online

punishing students if their teachers are on strike

the termination notice period was changed from 2 months to six months, meaning that a teacher has to work in the school they quit for 6 months after quitting

extending the school year to 180 days

the status law makes it harder for unions to do their jobs. the teachers, at first, tried to protest through peaceful methods and strikes, but their requests were not listened to. Moreover, the oppressive hungarian strike laws make it impossible to do this effectively. around the carmelite monastery, from which the high and mighty overlords control the country, a cordon was raised to keep the press out, which was found to be unlawful by the metropolitan court of budapest in april. despite this, they have not removed the cordon.

on may 7, the students who were protesting for a better education system tried to lawfully dismantle the cordon, which resulted in the police using tear gas against children and beating them with batons. Use of tear gas was not justified, the police ignored regulations and acted against the law.

several people have been arrested at these protests with such charges as wearing a mask (illegal under hungarian protest law) and attacking police officers. several people at the last protest have been detained and kept from speaking to their parents. the majority of the protestors are minors, and those are not are teachers overwhelmingly over the age of 40.

we are going to protest again on may 19th (this friday), and we would really appreciate if you spread awareness about our efforts. people will likely be hurt, and arrested on made up charges to scare us away from fighting for our teachers, but we won't give up

on twitter you can show your support for the protests under the hashtags #freehungary and #fuckorban

#no clue what to tag this w and im to shy to just b like pls rb but its fucking dire over here yall #im honestly just posting this since friends of mine are likely to need bail or to pay fines. not bc were doing anything illegal but bc #theyll arrest you just for protesting

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chillyneon · 4 months

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Making porn of your self insert is so fucking great. Like you can draw or write whatever smut you want that is curated to your specific tastes. Because it's YOU, and you know what makes your loins burn.

And with that power you can absolutely go feral having your F/O rail you so hard the fucking tectonic plates will shift when y'all cum.

Every character is in love with you specifically because you're the main character. Have a fuckin orgy if you want, be the horny magnet and get aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAALL THAT DELICIOUS CUM CONTACT

YOU CAN MAKE IT REAL, GET NASTY MY FELLOW HOES

#18+#self insert #selfinsert #selfship #self ship #selfshipping #self shipping #reader insert #listen its just wild were allowed to do this #even if it was illegal youd have to pry my self insert smut out of my cold dead hands

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triflesandparsnips · 4 months

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Accidentally started rereading Northanger Abbey, and was sudden reminded all over again that Jane Austen is, in fact, fucking hilarious.

NA is her parody/satire of Gothic novels at the time, and she starts the book by choosing violence-- she describes the "tragedy" of the main character, Catherine Morland, a girl Determined to be a Heroine even though ALL ODDS are against her: she has a sane father who doesn't lock up his daughters, a healthy mother who didn't die in childbirth, no preternatural talent for music or drawing through which to reveal her Deepest Soul, and-- most shockingly of all-- absolutely zero love interests for whom she can wander the hills mourning their starcrossed fates until she wastes away from the sheer Sentimentality of it all.

But don't worry! She's got this FIGURED OUT. She KNOWS why she has not yet found her TRUE LOVE:

There was not one lord in the neighbourhood; no—not even a baronet. There was not one family among their acquaintance who had reared and supported a boy accidentally found at their door—not one young man whose origin was unknown. Her father had no ward, and the squire of the parish no children.

But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.

(SPOILER: She is introduced to a mysterious young man who lives in an ABBEY, which everyone knows means he has a DEEPLY MYSTERIOUS SECRET PAST and is maybe a TRAGIC HERO or even a ROMANTIC MONSTER and either way this is IT this is Catherine's TIME TO SHINE she is going to get a good grade in DOOMED LOVE, a thing that is normal to want and--)

(...meanwhile Henry Tilney-- an ordinary guy who never expected "get cast as the Hero in some Grand Gothic Romance" to show up on his bingo card-- starts wondering when exactly he started finding Catherine's attempts to locate bloody daggers in his linen closet charming.)

#Catherine: *literally breaks into a foreboding cabinet in the middle of the night - finds illegible papers no doubt related to murder*#Catherine: *accidentally blows her own candle out while trying to just lower the flame for Effect - proceeds to freak out*#Catherine: *woken up next day by a maid - the cabinet was a linen closet - the papers were inventory of sheets n shit*#Henry Tilney: “Why are you like this? And WHY am I apparently into it??#Catherine: *too busy trying to stare through the keyhole of the abbey's Forbidden Rooms #totally doesn't hear him*#jane austen #northanger abbey #austen: both a diamond thief AND a talented humorist #give me a time machine and a dinner invite and I would 100% try and flirt with her #GIVE THIS TO ME SCIENCE

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womansfilm · 5 months

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Carol (2015) x Brief Encounter (1945) Trailer Cards

#carol #carol 2015 #todd haynes #brief encounter #m #all and emotion and understanding if it were illegal to follow the problem of two people who met by accident and fell in love:

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nychthemeron-rants · 2 months

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Ok, so IDK how canon the ages we have for when the Hazbin crew died is, but it has been giving me massive fucking brainrot.

But not only that, but also the match up of their ages and the eras in which they died.

There was a point in time where Alastor, Angel Dust, and Husk were all alive at the same time.

Assuming "mid-30's" means 35, it means that since Angel died in 1947, he was born in 1912.

Husk dying at 75 in the 70's means he was born in the 1900's or maybe even the late 1890's.

Alastor being in his 40's when he died in 1933 means he was born in the 1890's (roughly)

So from 1912 (ish), to 1933 all 3 were alive at the same time.

At the time of Alastor's death: Alastor was in his 40's, Husk was in his mid 30's to maybe early 40's, and Angel (or rather Anthony as we know his human name) was about 21.

Also all 3 experienced the great depression. Husk and Angel experienced WW2. Theres a chance they both fought in the fucking war!

#angel in particular gives me brain rot because now knowing he was a 30 something in the late 40's #he gives me the vibe of a man who was repressed as fuck in life (and considering he was a 1940's mobster that tracks)#and now revels in the freedom modern sensibilities give him to be as flamboyantly queer and dress as feminine as he wants now in public #i wonder if he went to queer ballrooms in life #a lot had mob connections or were mob run because they were illegal #but also Husk living through the bulk of the 1900's is insane #no wonder dude is as gruff as he is #man has had a LIFE #hazbin hotel #hazbin #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

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ryssbelle · 5 months

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Had a silly dream where mine and some of my friends Zelda au characters met up and it was very silly kind of like dnd and in the background there was a baking competition going on lmao

Aus included @linked-maze @hazethestrange @limited-hero

#my art #silly dream stuff #fractured timeline #linked maze #limited hero #totk swap #legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk au #weird dream #the baking part was insane cuz frulle kept spawning illegal baking materials #and Kenny and haze were at war for #also don’t mind how silly mine looks I drew it at five am XD #also don’t mind that 3 out of 4 of them have a prosthetic right arm #idk how it happened okay #is good tho

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strangebiology · 6 months

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Hunt

#first two pics are from here in WY #last is from Connecticut I think #also it’s illegal to hunt in the dark #In most if not all places #and no shots were fired #when I took these pics

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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what kind of favour do you require in exchange for an equineswap jiang yanli

I will fight god if that's what it takes.

No favour required! These guys were in the original doodle dump!

#mdzs #equineswap au #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #There were a lot more horses that were supposed to go into that first equineswap post...but I got short on time to clean them up #All the siblings have winding cutie marks! Maybe its a yunmeng thing or maybe its just a representation of their bond #the little cutie mark stamp is cute but lets have some variation! lets play around with it!#that sais...the temptation to make JYL's mark soup was very strong. But too silly and too much of a disservice to her character.#Even though her main usage of powers in this au is probably just to make soup #They are a little horse posse...trotting around together was the real magic all along....#Oh god if this follows canon wwx gives up his horn in illegal horn transplant surgery #do you think wen qing carves and dyes it so it looks similar to JC's original horn? She *has* to...right?#Anyways! Thank you beloved mutual Stackedbirds for giving me an excuse to post this!#PS: I would do anything u asked without incentive btw. Just putting that out there

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vettelcore · 6 months

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plenty of drivers have gotten DSQ from races for breaking the rules (accidentally or willingly) and no one was making a big deal out of it, just admit yall are throwing a tantrum about how totz unfair it is that those two got DSQ, not because of the random testing rule but bc of who it was being DSQ

#f1 #I've seen people comparing it to when seb got dsq for not having enough fuel bc as far i can remember it was just us complaining about am+#fucking up that badly and not because the fia decided to randomly check seb's car lol #no one is being targeted on purpose stop being so thick 😭#also Carlos and George both were running different set ups so maybe they also had an illegal floor or maybe they didn't #we just can't know

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waffliesinyoface · 7 months

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gundam aerial is SO gender, to me

if i looked like this it would fix me, i think

#gundam #witch from mercury #what if you were a big robot and ALSO a cute girl and ALSO a highly illegal death machine. what if. <3

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cryptidjeepers · 4 days

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My youtube is absolutely flooded with these cold ass take drama clickbait its fucking insane. Their apology (from what i saw) was well received. The entire situation wasnt even that big of a deal after things got sorted. Why are these wannabe drama channels so obsessed with such a nothing issue. "Wild apology"???? They gave REFUNDS and free access to patreon supporters. They agreed they fucked up??? And changed their plan accordingly. They still have things to fix but jesus christ move on already 😭😭😭 just saying, there are literal youtubers that were accused of grooming that got treated better by the drama new cycle than a youtube channel that just wanted more income. Im so tired of hearing about it now

#all the other ones are still calling them greedy and obviously just trying to get that moist critkal click engagement #i just hate how people are still trying to inflate the issue when they literally arent involved or werent even fans #watcher #they will find something else to talk about in a few days but jesus its unavoidable #watcher entertainment #there were issues but it was a community issue that was dealt with i hate when this kind of stuff gets picked up by nobodies on the internet #with mothing better to do #they didnt even do anything illegal or evil for fucks sake

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leverage-ot3 · 5 months

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no one:

me: let’s check the vibe of the leverage facebook group

(blurred out my name for privacy)

at first people passed the vibe check with heart/care reacts, thumbs up… and then the boomers came

a lot of people settled on it’s some configuration of parker/eliot or hardison/eliot give off sibling vibes and hardison is dating parker, but a fair amount of folks said they would accept or would like the ot3. one based guy was like ‘if it drives the story then power to them’. someone else just commented ‘till my dying day’, another said ‘I mean… they already measured his head for the robot bodies’. someone else said they like brother sister eliot and parker but queerplatonic with parker and hardison dating is still good to them.

and then there was one woman who basically said if you don’t want honest answers you shouldn’t ask the questions and then said eliot is a good friend/brother to them and love does not need to be romantic or sexual to be strong (girlie what do you think queerplatonic means 😭💀)

also JUST got this gem (and am going to report them)

edit with my response:

last edit: she was kicked out of the group after 💀

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feluka · 1 month

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when i make a post about coptic culture and someone tags it as "worldbuilding"... a chill runs up my spine

#could be entirely harmless but again could be entirely harmful idk!#propaply (<- new favourite misspelling) just overthinking it but it's like...#as the saying here goes اللي اتلسع في الشوربة ينفخ في الزبادي #which means something like... if you burn your tongue on soup you will blow on yoghurt?? sounds stupid in english lol #oh but fellas i have been burnt on soup!!!! scalded!!!! charred even!!!#one time someone reached out to me and asked me about how it's like living as a [REDACTED] in a country where it's illegal #and i was young and eager to share and we spoke for a long long time and in the end they were like thanks!#and later sent me a link to their fic about their white twink blorbos facing oppression and homophobia in a barbaric backwards society....#and this isn't even the worst instance of someone doing this with an experience i shared with them 😭#someone once wrote a fictionalised version of MYSELF for an awful fic ehdhejbdbdhdh that's a whole insane story for later

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