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[this is kind of a messy ramble, sorry about that]
Demon Twins AU, except Danny is loyal to the League.
The League of Assassins is a “cult” for a reason. They know what they’re doing. Ra’s has been around for a very long time; he’s seen every trick in the book and then some.
So when his daughter Talia gave him two, near-identical twin grandsons, he had already planned out their lives by the time the sun had set on their first day living. He knew the plans weren’t perfect. Nothing ever went exactly how he wanted it to. But that was the joy of being absolutely fucking ancient. Ra’s adapted better than anyone. If something went wrong, Ra’s will simply work around the issue and live to see another day.
So the boys were raised as he wished. Ruthless, with sharp blades and even sharper wit. They matched each other in every way, blow for blow. Neither won more than the other, and Ra’s encouraged the competition between the twins. Eventually, the battle for title of Heir came, and Damian won that particular match.
Danny was fine with this. Thrilled, even, for his brother to earn the title of Heir. The boys were very close, and worked well to take down targets twice their size. Ra’s approved this, and granted Danny title of Shadow. He was to be Damian’s eternal shadow, a guard. Both Talia and the boys were pleased with this.
But then came the time for the boys to learn how to live without each other. They’d gotten too used to someone guarding their back. Too complacent and too confident in their roles. Ra’s knew it would happen, and so sent Danny off at a very young age to live with some sleeper agents in America.
The Fentons.
Damian would stay here, with Talia, to learn how to be the perfect Heir. He needed to learn how to fight without the assistance of his brother.
Danny would go to Amity Park, and be fostered by the Fentons. He needed to put his skills to practical use and learn how to live without constant orders.
This was their Test.
Damian did quite well, for a while. Until Talia sent him off to his birth father, The Bat. Reports on his behavior declined in quality after that, and Ra’s couldn’t help but feel dissatisfaction with how the Heir had been corrupted.
Danny’s reports were always immaculate, however. His mask never slipped, and he’d worked himself into the hearts of the townspeople. The sleeper agents, Jack and Maddie, had a daughter who was quite enthusiastic about the properties of the mind, and accept Ra’s instructions to teach Danny with ease. It was the ideal situation.
In Ra’s eyes, Danny was thriving. Damian was not.
And then Ra’s died. The League was in shambles. Damian was at peace with his family, away from the cult he grew up in. He assumed Danny had defected years ago, since their mother stopped giving him reports about his twin.
Then Danny showed up at the Wayne’s doorstep, decked out in full League attire, angry and hostile.
“Tell me, dear brother,” he spat. “Why did you not inform me that Grandfather had died? I had to find out through his spirit when it came to visit from the afterlife!”
Damian didn’t know what to say.
#DPxDC#pondhead blurbs#just#Danny and Damian grew up in a CULT#cults have a reputation for a reason#Danny had no reason to even think about defecting throughout his entire childhood#if being loyal to his grandfather was an issue clockwork would have told him#Dan would have told him#the Fentons are part of a league faction operating out of the US#even Jazz is loyal to them and started viewing Ra’s as a grandfather figure the few times he came to visit#Danny LOVES his assassin grandpa and nobody in amity blinks an eye at him#Ra’s does know about the Fenton portal and phantom#because why wouldn’t Danny tell him?#Ra’s dies and his spirit immediately heads over to where he knows the portal is so he can get some help#ghost Ra’s: my grandson. it’s been too long.#Danny with the worst voice crack: why are you DEAD#Talia is still in hiding#or doing whatever she’s supposed to be doing idk#Danny shows up to ream Damian out and yell at him for his disloyalty#everyone is extremely worried about what Danny will do because he is very obviously still in deep with the league#he doesn’t like the talk about being ‘free’ because he was always free. tf you talking about Grayson.#also Damian doesn’t know about the full properties of the Lazarus pits or ectoplasm. he’s the Heir not the Head. that’s private stuff#Ra’s is a smug bastard using his grandson as a way to get revenge on the living#Danny is HIS shadow now.#I must stress Danny is pretty much the same as canon but literally just loyal to his grandpa Ra’s#maybe Ra’s meets clockwork? Ra’s x Clockwork?#their ship name is Sun Dial now I’ve decreed it
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my stp brainrot has combined with my casual interest in historical dress youtube and I decided to draw the Princess in a more historically-inspired outfit than her original design
If anyone's curious, her outfit/hairstyle is supposed to be from around 1828 ("around" bc my main reference/inspiration was definitely from 1828 but I had so many tabs open with different inspo images from nearby years and I don't remember which ones I actually used. also did you know it is surprisingly difficult to search for royal portraiture from a specific year) because based on some cursory googling, it seemed a lot of the elements of her canon base dress (off-the-shoulder, sweetheart neckline, poofy sleeves, straight waistline around the natural waist, skirt that isn't super full/poofy) seemed historically plausible for that time period
I also drew her hair in a more historically-accurate style for the period (but don't ask me exactly what's going on there because I'm not entirely sure myself) but I kept her canon tiara because it seemed plausible enough. anyway this was really fun to do!!!
#i had to stop myself from calling this a ''historically accurate Princess'' or whatever#bc shes not supposed to be from any point in history shes just like. the Idea of a Princess#also idk how accurate i actually am#im certainly no expert!#i just think historical clothing is neat :)#i couldve gone for something more medieval since the concept of ''fairy tale princess'' is very ''medieval-as-filtered-through-victorian''#but i just. didnt wanna do that. so its 1820s/30s#slay the princess#slay the princess fanart#stp princess#scribblebard#also if anyone looking at this doesnt know slay the princess:#a) you should really play slay the princess its a good game#b) i did not choose the big silly anime eyes she just looks like that#and i wanted to draw her as close to her canon appearance (or. *a* canon appearance??) as possible aside from the deliberate changes i made#i was feeling bummed that this wasnt getting any notes but then i realized i saved it as a draft instead of posting lol
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finding a distinct lack of weed related things in fma. I got my posts back so in the spirit of 420 I’m offering this doodle from the other day ‼️ go smoke some weed
#fullmetal alchemist#fma#fmab#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#alphonse elric#edward elric#elric brothers#lou is an artist#anyways. I think uhhhhh. Mustang smokes weed but cannot do anything for himself. he doesn't have a dealer and can't roll for the life of hi#he has to get hawkeye to get him everything. she also rolls for him#and edward and al. al can roll both joints and blunts and ed can barely roll a joint#he rolls the worst little blunts and gets alphonse to pack bowls for him#he can get weed tho. he's friendly enough with most people to know how to get to a weed person from basically anywhere. al cannot.#ALSO I had this really really REALLY stupid idea of like. hohenheim fucking growing weed based on my own dad. in his study or whatever#I thought it was SOOO funny and they try sneaking in bc they're not allowed and BAM. face full of marijuana. funny as fuck to me#uhhhh. idk. I think I'm funny.#also PSA if you don't know already!!! blunts and joints are different bc of the papers they use. blunts have cigar wraps#and joints use cigarette paper !! they also have different techniques ig. I haven't wrapped a blunt but they're supposed to be more#brute forced and joints use more finesse says my brother the in-house stoner. well the main one at least
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dra girls girls girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz
#dra#ayame hatano#kanata inori#sunny's art#yeah they're sketches but i decided to make it very clean for whatever reason#i hope people notice the pigtails and big strand on top - it was a (kind of) risky choice (had no idea if it would look nice)#(but its nothing too major methink)#i gave inori's hair those aspects since its suppose to hint to something- i wont mind if people ask me though gnoigjgpo#ALSO it was the perfect time to give inori some loose socks!!! i found it interesting that she wears socks with slippers but#although its most likely due to her less likely getting feet germs if she wear socks- i like to imagine her ankles be getting cold#like idk man maybe she just like me getting cold feet and ankles bc of anemia idk idk idk#anyway i havent added the cheek lines in a while... even tho its like a big aspect of my artstyle at this point. so i decided to do it here#ive drawn most of the girlz. unsure if i should just try drawing some of dra dudes or draw maki next#oh okay these tags are getting longer ahaha but anyways im very unsure if ill like. make a bigger piece compiled of all the girls#and finish the sketches. but im hoping i might make more dra art soon? since im still watching it
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nothing interesting here it's the exact same scene i just like seeing it
#french 13 isnt my favourite but i think she did a good job here. also in the gallery scene i liked that too#french yaz i love as much as english yaz#there IS smth interesting here btw but no one else will find it interesting but 'i know' is one of those#idk#like.........measuring things. for me. when im learning a new language#bc in english it's i know obvs and in french evidently it's 'i know' too - je sais#in dutch if you said 'i know' that'd be wrong#you have to say 'i know it'. or i suppose you could inverse it and do 'weet ik' and then you can leave out the 'it' but thats not the poin#so when im learning a new language im always like is it i know or is it i know it#and thats a stand in for lots of other similar questions of course#it's a never ending list of similar questions#but it's like the thing i remind myself of#so i dont go around saying 'ik weet'#i dont mind making like conjugation or grammar mistakes that much. thats like. it'll happen its whatever#but these kind of 'i can see how you got there but thats not how we say it' errors? hate it. dont want to make them#which is why i take forever to start writing/speaking bc yes i CAN make that sentence#but idk if thats how a french speaker would make that sentence so i'll wait until ive heard someone say 'je sais'#dont want to be speaking english/dutch with french words you know
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okay. today i will go on a difficult mission. i might not come back (will ask i friend if they want to hang out)
#IN MY DEFENSE ILL SAY THAT SHES A REALLY COOL FRIEND OKAY ?#shes like. so easy to talk to and shes so cool and she is so funny and shes the only person i know irl who is into homestuck!!!#well kinda#and she has had an extremely good impact in my life as in !! idk she has made me more confident? idk how to explain that#THE THING IS. i met her less than a year ago but shes extremely important to me and i love talking to her#and i would love hanging out with her more#SO. today. im gonna tell her that im gonna go watch spiderverse this aaturday and im gonna ask her if she wants to come#i will see her today bc we both go to a club for neurodivergent people#but im not gonna ask her there that would be stupid. also i would feel bad for not inviting the rest of our clubmates (? as well#i already do but hngggn. idk#anyways im gonna ask her later when i come back home it will probably be p late but thats okay#or hm. i usually stay longer than im supposed to stay and she does too i could ask her then but i probably wont :/#WELL WHATEVER.#honestly im p sure i wont actually ask her.. the idea is nice but i dont have enough skills for that i think. oh well we will see#ikna talks#oops sorry for rambling. sorry sjssnsjskl
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they saw you across the bar and are going to hunt you for dinner
#hrng..... once again fighting for my life over angel's hair#worst part is that she's supposed to have curly hair. LOL#one day i'll finally learn how to draw hair.. hopefully#but whatever. it's fine#*highfiving myself* it's just gonna look bad#anyways. this was fun#idk why i always do a dramatic backlight its the only light source i understand#angel#valerie#hell's holler#my art
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WANT to make more of like evil king jaime x brienne but im stuck on what brienne is supposed to be in this au like.... what are situations i can put them in !
#thinking abt whats the opposite situation of jb?#i have this thought of like instead of wench he calls her my bride kind of making fun of the name#so it might be like he heard that rumor that she won't marry anyone who can't beat her so he picks a fight i.e - prev art and he WINS so#he's gonna marry her and she's like no i dont want to marry u u sicko and he's like wow are u backing down?? u dont have any honor? but lik#in a mocking way. also bri is prob not like highborn but i can imagine jaime going for her bc its a) amusing b) he's the king he can do#whatever he wants?? who says he has to marry a highborn he'll kill anyone that does like if he killed#his way to get the throne i feel like he just does whatever he wants lmfao and i guess in this au#what he wants is to annoy the shit outta brienne#but also im like WHAT IF brienne has kind of like a sandor role where she's in the kg#and iirc sansa had joff's kid in this canon so bri being her bodyguard#then jaime just states ok im going to marry brienne who's supposed to be protecting the wife of the kid i just killed like#sans cant take a break even in this canon 😭😭😭#but hmm idk ... i feel like its tricky for me to just draw stuff w/o context like .. how will that make sense#to me. like the narrative in my head. u know ??
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i literally cant think too much about scara & collei because otheriwse i start getting so mad and nauseous about how collei was treated in game and specifically in the archon quest
#she should have been there to witness dotorres monologue she should have been there with dunyarzard she should have been there to see#the balladeer!!!!!! & she should have been there for the reveal concerning the god ascension plan..that the experiment she was subjected to#was really just the early stages of This one w scara.. that the same people who kidnapped her are still out there and still trying to#achieve an artificial divinity no matter how many corpses they leave in their wake.. can you imagine!!!!#the depth it would have given her!!!! that it's years post mondstadt &she thinks she's moved on she's gotten over the idea of taking reveng#she thinks its done and over with and buried but then all of a sudden it rears its dirty head and what else is she supposed to do!!!!!!!#i want to see her bitterly impassioned...... i want to see her fight!!!#i want to see her talk to the balladeer scream that this is suicide!!!!! she knows what this feels like more than anyone else!!!!!!!#the feeling of having lost everything and wanting to take it all back!!!!#the archon residue reacting to shouki no kami idk.... <- see this is why i want to rewatch the quest so i can better#au-ify/rewrite it in my mind lol.......#blueghh... whatever........
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Was trying to watch some old movie yesterday, can’t remember what it was called, but it had Horror and Romance in the genre list so I was immediately invested. Until I got about twenty minutes in, and although it was good ( story and cinematography wise ) I just could not finish watching bc of Julia Roberts’ piss poor Irish accent, and I bet you ten dollars they overpaid her for that role too…
#she literally sounded southern at the beginning so i figured#oh cute an american working in england or whatever#no shes supposed to be scottish or irish idk but i just couldn’t do it#literally up there with tom cruise in far and away
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ladies can you please pray for my sister in law? she's had severe pain for a couple days and was told by her doctor that it's related to her gallbladder, though nothing is showing in tests that would indicate inflammation or malfunction thereof. the baby is fine, active and healthy! just my SIL is in quite a bit of pain. so prayers for healing and that everything will be alright would be appreciated
#she's supposed to run a worship night tomorrow and it's WAY too late to reschedule now#so my dad and our regular worship leader are getting together to try and rework it#and like yeah worship team whatever I don't care I just know that my SIL is hurting and also that she has a MASSIVELY#overdeveloped sense of responsibility and is gonna feel so bad if she can't do the worship stuff tomorrow#and I wish I could help but I. cannot. :( pray for her and my brother and baby please#they're having a girl btw. idk if I mentioned that yet. :)#Lu rambles#prayer request
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My sister had me drive her and her boyfriend an hour out to this town, realized she has to be 21 to check in, has me wait around for almost 3 hours so my mom can come way the hell out here, and still wants me to drive her somewhere after this. This kind of thing happens so often it’s soooo fucking annoying I really do not like people who don’t think things through. I do these things for her and she still calls me an evil person because sometimes I don’t like.. do the dishes or something. Insane
#also yesterday she was like saying how I’m such an asshole and she feels like she can never ask me to drive her places etc etc#and it’s like. okay. except you do. all the time. and I do! without problem most of the time#when I do say no to her she makes it into a big thing where I end up getting yelled at and told I’m a horrible person for hurting poor#little her . idk. she’s the favorite. whatever I’m just annoyed it’s ok#hopefully I still have time to go shopping today. I was supposed to be back home hours ago
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how about if... i just... don't do my work.....
#ohhh right i was supposed to connect my phone! i totally forgot about that!! and i didn't read that par#of the email you sent me... just all other parts... and even though you told me to do it this tuesday and also last week i just forgot...#pls i'm so unmotivated#i speedran a lot of my work stuff but now it's like#my job computer has freaked out and i should go to the like it services help but i just can't be bothered#idk the guys working there are kinda sketchy (and they're probs on lunch break rn) plusssss i don't have a like access card (????) so like#if i leave the office i cant really get back in so i'll have to knock on the door and hope someone lets me in lol i just don't wanna#the only assignment i have left for the day is something i need the work computer to do but i just don't wanna talk to people to get help..#also none of my bosses or coworkers in my department are here... its just me and this one lady from the economy department so no one knows#she either listening to really loud music in her headphones or she doesn't even have headphones?? either way i can hear her music clearly 😶#also!! the n1 thing i should do but just cant is#im supposed to go to the front desk and like connect my phone to my boss's number so i get her calls because shes on holiday or whatever#but like... i still really really *really* can't talk on the phone#there's just no way im doing that#i just don't know how to fake like#sounds believable?#much more fun to rant in tags than to work 👍#and to think of how obsessed i am with lando norris#OMG PAUL F2 ANNOUNCEMENT RN AS IM TYPING AAAAAA#HELP
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feeling despair i don’t know how to put into words. im trying to figure out why im like this and how i got to be this way but i can’t even do it bc of the way i am and what im like. if that makes sense. like the problem prevents me from fixing the problem bc i can’t get to the root of it. despair despair despair
#purrs#delete later#basically i can’t internalize anything about myself. i can’t internalize that i am talented smart strong whatever and i can’t internalize#evidence that i matter and belong and am loved. i take in this evidence constsntly and it just evaporates. and then it’s like i have none of#it at all and im starving and shaking and dying and howling like a wretched little animal. and i live in this constant defaulstate of like..#feeling worthless and alone and utterly empty and like everything in my life is a dream or something. and in feeling that way and being#quite literally incapable of having emotional object permanence.. i actually make that situation real for myself. i make myself alone and#wretched. i isolate myself and shut down and don’t let myself take up the space i can. and it’s just awful. it’s unfixabke.#i just suck it all dry. i deny myself to myself and to everyone else. and idk what made me like this bc i don’t think i always used to be#this way w depression and depersonalization or whatever the fuck dsm 6 type shit i have going on. but i can’t internalize anything about#myself and my life and have no desire / willpower to look back beyond a certain point and really analyze and probe to figure out what#happened to me to make me like this so i can heal the core wound. soim just constantly in wretched tortured panicking creature mode. awesome#this cry for help brought to you by: my sister guilt tripping me into doing her laundry + my brother showing me his beautiful music +#realizing that unlike redacted i have not documented every part of my life and have no access to early childhood artifacts that would reveal#anything about me and that it does n’t even matter / isn’t special anyway. i love being normal 😎🫶🏻‼️#at least i haven’t been dissociating as badly about work stuff lately but. that’s definitely still a thing too so. what if my whole life is#just the wrong timeline i wasn’t supposed to be in and nothing is actually real. lawl 😳#this is a really awesome time for my therapist to be going on a monthlong honeymoon btw 😍 she deserves it so much but omg im dying already
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Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 94-119):
I like how none of the kids from the original naruto teams are friends as adults lmao
Chocho: how could my mom love my dad? It has to be his ravenous appetite
Kakashi @ sasuke: lol u r so bad at bonding with ur daughter *proceeds to give him terrible advice*
Kakashi telling sasuke how to interact with his daughter: use a soft and loving voice. When you talk to naruto- (ok stop, let's appreciate your line of throught right there)
Sasuke @ sarada: I wanted to be hokage once (and babygirl that was one of your top 10 most fucking batshit insane moments)
OK the cursed marks apparently use genetic manipulation, which is odd and really interesting. I assume it works like a virus, inserting and expressing foreign... demonic? DNA. Weird.
Why are all anime scientists evil?
Karin: time to torch all these cursed geese 🔥 Sarada: no, stand back, I'll do it myself 😠
The more they say Karin is not sarada's mother, the less I believe it
...a goose they said was genetically incapable of flying flew away... fucking what? Just tying hard in exactly the same way as everyone else is not how you overcome genetic disadvantages like that????
Why all this moralizing abt kindness toward animals? This is a show where kids beat the shit out of eachother and murder ppl. Can we focus on not doing that maybe???
Orochimaru: hm looks like mitsuki is becoming too gay, we may have to delete all his memories 😔
Kakashi: why dont u wanna believe in ghosts? Mirai: if ghosts are real, why hasn't my dad visited me? (Hey kakashi, this would b a good time to tell her abt the time u spent literally dead? No? Ok cool)
THE CULT OF JASHIN?! HAHAHA. Losers.
Why tf do they even hold the chunin exams? Just promote ppl based on merit like they literally just did with shikadai??? (Historically its bc ppl like watching death matches)
The commercialization of the shinobi within the village makes me wanna spit and bite
Houki abt kakashi: the one who nourished lord 7th 😤 (is that really true tho? I mean he did his best but team 7 was a clusterfuck)
Konohamaru: there is no shortcut to becoming hokage! (Yeah sure but there is huge favoritism toward those trained by the previous hokage...)
Boruto: people aren't in love unless they overtly say it (I love to image this is how Boruto sees how ppl feel abt everything and that's y he's so loud and blunt abt things)
Random village: we stave off a demon by joining two bloodlines in an act of incest ✌️
Konohamaru, casually: my grandpa died by entering a deal with an entity beyond human comprehension 🤷♂️
#back on my naruto bullshit 🤪#i just lost my mind at the hot springs thing and rage quit. it just makes me furious on so many levels#bc they obviously arent training the shinobi correctly???? like they dont seem to do any field training??? hello???#i dont understand. also why has no one sat down with mirai and been like: let me tell u abt ur dad#its bc no ones friends anymore so no one ever sees her so shes like idk jack abt my dad lil#whatever. also in ep120 himawari @ boruto is like: Grandpa is gonna b mad abt u not camping with us#and all i could think was: aw hima fuck ur grandpa!!! bc i have successi0n brain lmao#anyway this was a lotta bullshit in these episodes#i think a lot was supposed to b fan service but it just made me mad hahaha get back to the plot pls#i get so mad at the characters and then boruto comes back onscreen and im like: oh there u r my son#and that is not the reaction i anticipated when i started this show lol. i cannot deny i am a boruto apologist#boruto#naruto#naruto ramblings#i cut out everytime i told one of the kids to shut the fuck up bc it was a lot
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every so often i have to really wonder about the people who watch me talk about how badly i want someone to let me hurt them and fantasize about murdering imaginary characters i like and somehow assumes i'm a sub primarily and wants to be killed and chased and not, like, do the killing and chasing
#red rambles#theres a specific exchange i keep thinking of but it happens a surprising amount#i guess it's good that no one's looking at me and assuming i'm going to be a serial killer in the future any more#like im never going to forget that one girl who thought we were friends in high school telling me as i signed her yearbook#that if she heard about a serial killer on tv she was gonna immediately assume it was me. as though it was a cute jokey#thing to say and i was supposed to think it was flattering ??????#but this one's annoying too. no i dont want your blorbo to come hunt me down and put a hole in me unless i get to do them at the same time#if i'm writing texaid it's because i want to be tex not aid. if i'm writing mm/ds it's because i want to be motormaster and not drag strip#in real life i will play along with other people's fantasies sure. that's not the same thing as having it be My Thing#if you've never played along with a partner while banging them because you don't mind and they clearly like it idk what your deal is#but mine is just that i'm not as picky as i look and i can roll with most things#that doesn't mean that idk hypno is my kink or whatever just bc i dont mind if my fuckbuddy wants to put on hypno shit in the background#like get off my dick. and stop making assumptions#ill tell you who i am if you listen and if you aren't putting it together you're not going to get it. that's all#lemon
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