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#12: One Fell Sweep by Ilona Andrews
A faint chime tugged me out of sleep.
Rating: 4/5
#one fell sweep#ilona andrews#innkeeper chronicles#2023 reading list#books#book aesthetic#book moodboard#fiction#fantasy#sci-fi#space#family#romance#refugees#assassins#tw: depressive episode#tw: dissociation
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"Get up, dear. We do not let our enemies win. We claw their hearts out and devour them."
One Fell Sweep by Ilona Andrews
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“No, I was attending a formal dinner.” He grimaced. “They make us wear armor to these things so we don't stab ourselves out of sheer boredom. How might I be of service?”
- One Fell Sweep by Ilona Andrews
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
#steve x eddie#steddie#stranger things#someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please.#bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed#and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her#and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine#but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his#he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler#and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy#except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be#he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored#because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile#but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him#kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has#because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie#it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done#and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play#because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected....#anyway idk where i'm going with this
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Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..
#I’m reading volumes 14-16 of the ouran manga OOUGHHH MY HEART#I love this weird little friend group so much its unreal#like u have this charming sweeps you off your feet prince but he’s actually a huge lovable idiot with a kind heart and his friends#who are all misfits that he reached out to and drew in because of his kindness and own weirdness like that shits TIGHT BRO#and the trauma part where he has some deep seated issues with love bc he thinks that itll break a family apart like with his mom#how his family isnt allowed to be together because his mom and dad fell in love and how he says he wants to build a big house#so that way one day everyone will get along as a family like. all he wants is not to lose everyone and the only way to do that is#by maintaining a certain order.. he both wants a complete family so bad and doesnt want anything to sour between anyone#so he assigns each of his friends a family role based on how he sees them and YEAH its mostly played for giggles and tamakis#already weird so its his way of showing theyre close to him but. god damn this boy has LAYERS#it also feels kinda meta towards how found family tends to get thrown around to assign characters as 'siblings' or family roles instead of#using it to describe characters who are close enough to be each others family. cuz tamakis doing that EXACT THING in a way tht#ties in with his character and i have to say its fascinating using that within the story itself and its completely plausible#theres a lot of things i can say about ouran that are good bad and questionable but. god i love it when characters are niceys to each other#i remember i really liked the mall episode bc kyoya and haruhi got to spend time together and their relationship isnt very close#but it was really nice to see their personalities bounce off each other. i think i also wouldve liked to see haruhi alone with kaoru#i also firmly believe all of the hosts are at least a little in love with haruhi and this can be anything like endearing romantic cuz like#who DOESNT love haruhi. kyoya i think would want to study her under a microscope like his fascination with her draws him in#but im fucking obsessed with whatever haruhi and tamaki have going on because YES hes obsessed with her YES he jumps at the chance to#put her in a cute costume but haruhi? she just fucking goes with it because she knows hes fun to be around even if hes a little wacky abt i#theyre all so. NNGGHHHH#ouran#ohshc#yapping
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Wrightdot is so funny to me because could you imagine them channeling Mia for some much needed advice on an extremely important case, but the first thing she wants to discuss is how Phoenix fucked her ex
#i cant decide what's funnier: her immediately going to beat the shit out of him or just going 'love wins i guess'#and then popping open a bottle of vodka and downing it one fell sweep as the gay flag waves behind her#wrightdot#i guess!!!!!#mia fey#phoenix wright#COULD U IMAGINE IRIS'S REACTION WHDKSGDKSGDKJDKDB It'd be so awkward for everyone involved it's so. hskssgkasgaosgekh#iris smiling and saying 'im so happy for you feenie" and then immediately turning to mia like 'mystic mia do you have another bottle'#godot#diego armando#prosecutor godot#my internet has been down the whole day but i had to get this post out#it's my duty as a bane on this fandom
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No but fr now I need the old Hetalia anime tournament poll in my life, I beg-
#and LISTEN it was good enough for hordes of fangirls to mobilitate anyway#it's because deep down what we like is always the idea of a character not exactly how it is presented visually#the brain catches on their appearance and make up its own version fac-simile in our mind anyway#and this is honestly beautiful#((anyway austria sweep))#hetalia#ary spoke#I mean I'm an oldschool fan the first incarnation of Austria I fell for IS the old anime one so xDDD
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it is yearning for tap hours
#when i was in middle school my school did mary poppins for the musical and as an ensemble girlie i got to be a tap dancing chimney sweep#and it was so fun and the teacher said i picked it up really fast and was doing pretty good for someone with no prior experience#and there were like 5 of us who got to go up onto elevated surfaces and guess which tiny eleven year old got to do that#during one of the shows the stage crew forgot to lock the set piece i was on and i nearly fell but i somehow managed to avoid a crisis???#to this day i’m not sure how#but anyways#after that the teacher in charge always put a tiny tap section in one song of each show#one year it was like 8 people and the next it was 4#different people each year except for me#and after i graduated middle school she stopped doing that#i still haven’t ever had any tap lessons and i haven’t done it since then at all but it was so much fun and i really miss it#would love to get lessons one day#also that teacher was so cool she was my english teacher in eighth grade and we read romeo and juliet and she taught us to stage sword fight#i also did stage crew for the middle school musical when i was in high school and she let me have cameos
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pray for me I have to remove a dead roach from my tub
#Literally did not shower yesterday bc of it#I was about to. Then by CHANCe i saw it on the wall in the MIRROR#It was on the wall in the shower#I ran and got the raid and sprayed it#It fell and died in je shower but it was all wet from the running water#So I didn’t wanna struggle to sweep it up#While it was WET!!!! But I have to now. 🧍#It’s all big and gross and scarryyyyyyyy#I have big roach phobia I hate it here#A pro in the possibilities of moving out of florida one day lol#Probably less roaches
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND FULL OF WONDER!!!!!!!!! (<- holding kitten’s baby tooth which is a tiny tiny leetle fang)
#UE UE UE UE !!!!!!!!! weeping & laughing. this is so magical. im full insane about these cats i know but its a leetle fang!!!!!#kittens normally swallow their baby teeth & i really didnt think i'd see one but little miss rascal's fell out while she was fighting the#broom as i was sweeping!!!!#ok i tapped it to a little piece of black paper so it really stands out :] and slid it into my photo book <3#WOW...............#cat dad adventures
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Absolute hell decision how am I to choose
#UTDR#I love them both you can’t make me do this#On the one hand Fell winning again would be incredible#And I wanna support the grumpy little fucker#But Killer has been absolutely sweeping so far where Fell has been just barely scraping by#And whoever wins is most likely going against Error so we’re gonna need a strong contender#I am gonna be staring at this poll for hours how could this happen
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"Did you know Draziri taste like chicken?” I asked. Sean glanced at me, as if not sure if I was okay.
“I had no idea.”
“Orro told me,” I told him. “We’re besieged by murderous poultry."
One Fell Sweep by Ilona Andrews
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Tw
#turns out when you starve yourself you have less energy and can’t walk as far without taking breaks#now who was gonna tell me that one?#two months ago I made it to my dorm one fell sweep#I think I’m on my fifth stop rn pretending to text#rae’s rambles#tw ed#tw eating disorder#delete later
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#(( ooc. ))#negativity tw#venting tw#guess what a girl just got yelled at for :) a few tufts of loose dryer lint on the dryer from when i emptied out the lint catch#and mil decided to get in my face about it being 'disgusting'#important points: she doesn't clear it out when she runs laundry. only i do.#i literally make the detergent from scratch the way she wants it bc other stuff affects her allergies.#like i literally MAKE the detergent. and im the only one who sweeps around the dryer / washer to keep the area clean#and she couldn't be assed to just... sweep up a couple little tufts. no#she cornered me over there and pointed at it and told me to clean it up bc its just so gross apparently??#oh. and today she left garbage on the counter that i had to throw away. i had to wash all her dishes before bed last night#i cleaned up her coffee spills from this morning#and btw i just got home from a multi-hour trip out to help a neighbor run errands and forgot my cane#so my hips are in incredible pain that a hot shower barely helped with#and she decided that NOW is the best time to raise a stink about...... a couple tufts of dryer lint that fell off the catch when i was#clearing yesterday............. sure okay. let's completely ignore the fact i do 90% of the housework around here#including cleaning up her messes she leaves. and instead get upset and in my face about somethin so tiny and unimportant#as dryer lint on a day when im so fucking exhausted and in immense pain. sure sure
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#jamie's chitchat#ended up thinking about Maggie a lot thru this latest drawing#bc of a critique she did for me way back in#jeez 2012#and I just#I wish I could show her#she was always one of the very first people I'd want to run to like#LOOK WHAT I DID#i wish i could tell her somehow#hey.#i remembered this advice you gave me 11 years ago#i put it in#and it came out looking so good#thank you for putting up with this random little dweeb#who found you because he MISREAD your comic banner#but fell in love with your art anyway#can't believe it'll be 6 years next week#i miss you Maggie#wish you'd been here for the Cecil Sweep (:#okay now i'm crying#time for bed
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your boyfriend cannot stop himself from kissing you all over. kissing you is his favorite thing to do - no matter when or where.
☀︎｜tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. suggestive, mild (to somewhat) nsfw, fluff. lots of kissing. lots and lots of kissing and loving. he fondles and gropes you everywhere basically. clingy satoru. tiny bit size difference (yes ok im a slut, what about it). body worship kinda. readers gets called ‘sweet / pretty girl, baby, princess’. beta read? what’s that.
you fell for it again; satoru told you it was only going to be a quick peck on the lips. ‘i promise, baby, c'moooon’ — you recall him begging in that whiny voice of his. that's all what was needed to make you putty in his hands.
“fine, but only one kiss, okay?” you gave in and walked over to satoru, climbed onto your shared bed and leaned in for a swift kiss—only for his strong arms to cage you in and never let go. it had been ten minutes since; the apartment was silent, except for the lewd sounds of your shared kisses and heavy breaths.
satoru’s soft hands are wandering everywhere. from cupping your cheeks to rubbing your sides and gripping your ass. the clock was ticking loudly, but the sound of it was drowned out by your moans. and satoru’s low, needy whimpers.
the appointment you were getting ready for had long slipped your mind.
“mh, you’re such a good kisser, baby,” the white-haired man sighs. he absolutely loves the way you follow the movements of his glossy lips—your head tilting to the side and back—automatically accomodating to satoru’s motions. he was kissing you with an urgent need. one you had never known or witnessed before, “more, ngh, need more of you, please.”
satoru was not letting up. you couldn’t blame him; it was easy to get lost in this warm and cherished moment of peace. his sweet kisses switched intensity—going from innocent kisses to sloppy ones, resulting in your chin dripping with a mixture of saliva.
you whine and straddle satoru’s lap which earns you a happy hum from your lover. that was his plan all along: to completely distract you from the fact that you had to leave the house. that you had to leave his side. others would call it annoyingly clingy, but satoru absolutely needs your lips on his.
he is sure that he would go insane if he spent a whole day without kissing you. an hour is already too long, if he is honest.
satoru would love to kiss you until the end of time. until death comes knocking onto his door. the last thing he desires to feel is your plump lips and wet tongue wrapped around his. a peaceful, warm death. one with no regrets.
“mhmmm, fuck, you taste so sweet.” satoru's eyebrow furrow in delight. he is nearly overstimulated by the taste of you. the way your small body clings onto him, your hands holding onto his jaw and sliding down his chest, your sounds of pleasure that only he could ever have the honour of hearing.
it was perfect. all of you was perfect.
your parted lips make way for his tongue again. satoru slips his tongue inside your mouth. it was tender, yet demanding. your throat tightens up and a choked moan fills his ears. his cold fingers make contact with the warm skin of your midriff. they were aiming at one place; your chest.
the one satoru loves to fondle no matter when or where. the same one he loves to use as a pillow every night.
“nnh, ‘toru, need’to breathe,” you are running out of air. the short gasps you took between the heated kisses were not enough to fill your lungs. but, it was addicting. the shortness of breath the two of you experienced only served as more proof of your love.
neither of you want to pull away—to pause the make out session for even what could be a split second.
the older man below you is hesistant. he does not want to let go of you. it's like you’re asking him to break up—that’s how much it hurts him to stop kissing you.
however, he felt a bit light-headed from the lack of oxygen as well. satoru pulls away, but not without sweeping his tongue over your bottom lip, lapping up the drool that dripped down the corners of your mouth.
his eyes are half-lidded and glazed over with both love and lust. you stabilise yourself by holding onto his broad shoulders and satoru rubs your back to help calm you down further. a ghost of a grin tugs at his lips. he surely is enjoying your adorable, exhausted demeanour. your chest was heaving up and down—his fingers sneaking to your front and wrapping around a breast to feel its tenderness.
“pretty,” satoru sighs. he takes the chance once your lips part to take a deep breath. his tongue quickly slips in, invading your mouth and exploring every inch before separating the two of you again. he can not go a minute without kissing you. you sure are like a drug to him, “thank you, princess.”
you are surprised by the sudden tongue kiss, but brush it off with a chuckle. you know how satoru is; not able to keep away from you in heated moments like these. his large hands fondling, groping and squeezing every area of your body only proves that point.
“thank you for what?” you ask, planting a soft peck on his lips. your boyfriend responds by holding the back of your head. he leans in for another kiss like a man depraved of any affection. you shudder and hold onto him like he there is no tomorrow. he does the same back, squeezing you against his chest.
satoru slightly tilts his head back to answer your question. his breath was hot on your mouth, a faint string of saliva hanging between your bottom lips. he can not hold the urge. he can not answer. his lips are already colliding with yours once more.
over and over. until the two of you were out of breath and needed a break again.
“thank you for being with me,” satoru answers in a quiet whisper. the pad of his thumb brushes back and forth against the waistband of the shorts you are wearing. there is an urge to pull them down and reveal those pretty little panties you are wearing, but his current priority is to feel your mouth on his.
until he gets enough. which is never. never in a million years.
“thank you for everything, honestly,” satoru continues and leaves a couple wet kisses down your neck. his hands do not leave your perfect body. he’s admiring every curve - every body part that had yet to be touched, “could have never believed that i’d end up with such a pretty girl. but, here i am, with the prettiest girl in the world in my arms.”
satoru had a way with words. one that left you flustered like crazy each time. he looks at you and that’s when you know that he means every word. his eyes were shining, even when half-lidded. the admiration in them more than just visible.
he looks at your face and body like he’s witnessing the world's greatest treasure. and that you surely are.
“stop saying that.” you giggle embarrassedly. you cover your mouth to hide your smile, though satoru is quick to grab your wrist and pull your hand away. he keeps holding onto your arm to prevent you from hiding your face from his sight. and to stop you from hiding your lips from his, of course.
the older man clicks his tongue, scolding you jokingly for trying to hide that precious smile from him. he kisses the corners of your lips, touch lingering against your hot skin, “how am i supposed to admire my pretty girl if she keeps hiding herself, hm?”
you squirm due to satoru’s flirty words. his gentle tone of voice is making you feel those tingles in your lower abdomen. there has not been a single moment in your relationship where your lover made you feel unwanted. it’s been the complete opposite every day.
“someone’s getting a bit squirmy, aye?” your boyfriend teases. he knows that the combination of his words, looks and actions make you weak in the knees. you always react like it’s your first time kissing and that is both endearing and amusing to him.
you can’t control your bodily reactions either. the sight of satoru beneath you is simply too much. his fluffy hair that sits messily due to your fingers that tugged and played around with the strands, his black top riding up to reveal a glimpse of his defined abs and happy trail. . . the faint blush on satoru’s cheeks and the needy look in his eyes.
you surely can’t leave him alone while he looks like that.
“shut up and kiss me already.” you respond with a huff. and so, satoru does. wasting not a single second. kissing you is his job—his passion. the only thing he ever craves for.
the room once again fills with noises of pure contentment, enjoyment and pleasure. it’s just you two in that moment—no one else mattered.
as long as your lips stay attached to each other, no one actually does.
#sttoru writes.#jjk x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#jjk smut#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#x female reader
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