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lotus-pear · 1 month
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dazai breathlessly watching his partner in an inhuman, corrupted state and still finding him beautiful has to be another kind of love
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mildarka · 2 months
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Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other
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cosmictapestry · 2 months
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tbh the only fun/interesting part of dreamling to me is the potential for fuxking, world-ending miscommunication
dream: humans love to commit atrocities.
hob: well sure but sometimes we have good reasons. like personal gain. or because we feel like it
dream: do you really want to have said that to me
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cheapbourbon · 8 months
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‘It doesn’t fucking snow in Luxor’ was the working title for this. Really it just entertains me that of the three of them, only Jake is comfortable in the snow, Khonshu and Badr would be miserable. 🤣
Bonus PNG sexy pidgin for all your bird dad needs.
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kinokoshoujoart · 6 months
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hello hello i just wanted to say i love your rock art and you're hilarious and i have a question.. apologies if you've explained this somewhere before but i'm curious if you believe rock was adopted (and along with that, what's going with the picture of the child who is not rock and does rock dye his hair, etc.) and what other rock headcanons you have that you haven't shared yet, if you're willing to share them. (also thank you for doing the 30 days of hm challenge--it's making me so happy to see your daily rock art)
woah i’m so happy you like my art!!! thank you so much for the ask <33 i’m having tons of fun doing these challenges too! thanks for making em!
ohhhh man the adoption theory… i’ve been trying to get to the bottom of this for so long, this answer might get pretty long sorry about that. i’m really glad you asked so i have an excuse to talk abt it :D
⚠️spoilers / taking clown man seriously warning⚠️
i’m thinking rock was first designed as a guest at the inn, but that late in development the connection between him and tei+lou was added
looking at the concept art for tei, his bio says 「元旅人だったせいか、ナミやロックのような人物を好んで泊めるようだ。」 which roughly translates “perhaps due to being a former traveler himself, he seems to enjoy hosting people like nami and rock” uh... hosting, huh? travelers, huh?
tbh rock’s original concept art/description feels to me like. he was meant to be the annoying trust fund kid prodigal son who is blowing his rich parents money to travel on the longest vacation in the world. and everyone responsible for creating this character hates him so so so much
so i think some of the Themes about rock were unintentional at least for the first game, but were rolled with for anwl with the total revision of his character + addition of his heart events and rival heart events. especially with his 2nd rival event with lumina, ESPECIALLY with the ingame rumor lumina isn’t actually related to romana
the photo was there from awl though… so maybe the idea was meant to be hinted at in awl
stuff that makes little sense to me if rock was their son—going from well-tread to lesser tread:
shares no physical features with them aside from having darker skin tone than most of the cast
rock even brings up the fact that he looks nothing like his parents just to get defensive and say it’s none of anyone’s business
does not speak like either of his parents. more apparent in jp. he sounds. “trendy” (he tries)
tei and lou didn’t design the inn with a room for a child… his ass is NOT supposed to be in that room!! it’s for van!!
rock remembers moving to the valley for the first time but there’s not even a hint he was part of their travels, even though tei/lou were traveling until reaching the valley (you’d think rock’d jump at the chance to brag about being well traveled)
the inn is older than the farm your dad and takakura started but rock says he never met your dad (lou and even lumina did meet him)
we can now actually look at all the photos in the inn of tei and lou and their travels, none of them have rock in them.
which brings me to the infamous photo…
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other than the fact it isn’t rock, we don’t know anything for sure. both the original and remake have scenes where tei talks about this picture (strange hoe / blessed milker) but he never acknowledges the kid in the photo at all, just talks about the country they visited. it’s bizarre.
the jp flavor text when examining the picture says 「夫婦ふたりの間にうつっている小さな男の子はロックではないようです…」— “It seems that the little boy between the couple is not Rock…”.
there’s a ton of room for guessing, but personally i hc they lost a child. based on what i can see of the picture, the kid has the same hair color and skin color as tei and lou, and a similar build to them…
taking into account that rock dyes his hair, rock’s / his kids’ natural hair color is actually the same exact hex color code as cecilia’s…
if the fact that he dyes his hair is meant to say he’s their son, his natural hair would be black, yeah? but instead it’s cecilia brown
rock’s son also is described oddly specifically as “looking exactly like a small Rock”. you know who doesn’t look like rock’s kid? the kid in the photo :(
funny enough even in anwl it never occurred to me that rock was a natural blond. his eyebrows are dark and … damn those roots. i guess i just assumed he was dyeing his friggin toddlers hair
i also hc they’ve known rock longer than he’s been part of their household, and that he’s either the child of a friend they traveled with in the past or a kid they met in the “country far to the south” they traveled to a long time ago. he reminded them of their lost kid in some way
phew i hope that wasn’t too long… i’ll end on some
lighthearted rock hcs :D
i don’t want to overwhelm anyone so this isn’t all of them… haha…(makes the most overwhelming post ever as a devious little trick)
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thank you 4 reading this far :3 please take my OH DEAR GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ROCK REAL wip as a little treat
since he says he’s an “earring and tattoo” kind of guy in anwl. he has a shitty misspelled hidden tattoo that says something like “never don’t give up”
the answer to rock’s question about why there’s no record player at the inn is because he literally yeeted records like frisbees as a kid
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similar explanation as to why the guest beds are blocking both balcony doors. they literally had to rockproof the inn
moved out to live independently as soon as possible without any planning, proceeded to get fired and banned from every workplace in the world (failed salaryman)
surprisingly good vocabulary, piss on the poor reading comprehension though
his stash is in the statue in front of his southern window
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auri3 · 2 years
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Hard mouth by @road-rhythm is fucking me up, yall ♡
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Malleyuu fun fact: Following the hc that the year they met is 2020 first year Yuu would graduate in 2023-2024 and if they decided to let their compromise for after both leave NRC their wedding could be the year of the dragon or the rabbit 🐉🐰🌸
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smimon · 3 months
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Today I am very bitter. Excuse me rambling in tags below
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rubenesque-as-fuck · 2 months
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Getting slammed with an $850 vet bill today 😬 and poor Velma might have a bum knee, which will probably equal more expensive vet visits in the future 😩
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b4kuch1n · 1 year
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gonna start subjecting u lot to my rambling abt classic viet authors
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gardenlilgnome · 9 months
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Okay but the first time Scara lets himself be vulnerable around Childe, he immediately regrets it bc Childe just gets a boner and almost nuts when Scara starts to open up
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tokay-blog · 1 year
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Lord Surtur and his wife Abraxus
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m0thkiller · 6 months
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It just hit me that its been a long time since ive self harmed in August. ive cut it close a few times but im getting close to 100 days clean heresoon. thats like, kinda insane to me.
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thinkingnot · 1 year
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first time you watched a nigahiga video you think he’s funny
the 176th time you watch a nigahiga video you know the mans a genius
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the fact that kerry eurodyne is older than night city itself is so funny to me. a gangoon taunts V “your mainline so old his birth certificate says coronado city!” and all v can think as he drives his fist into the guy’s face that it’d be more accurate if he said morro bay because even ‘98 is still too recent for his most favorite geriatric
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berrywarbler · 11 months
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the rubies that i gave up (seblaine)
part 1- the burgundy on my t-shirt
He has no idea what time it is, he feels like he just arrived at Sebastian’s apartment but the story that the coffee table tells proves the contrary. There’s an empty bottle of wine sitting next to its twin that is almost as empty and a brand new one just waiting to be opened. The faint crackling of a record that had long since stopped playing is their only background noise as they laugh with each other. Seated on Sebastian’s floor, Sebastian leaning against the couch, Blaine against the ottoman. This is the third time in a week that he’s found himself in this position. “You’re ridiculous,” the shorter murmurs as he stretches his legs out, letting his feet settle in Sebastian’s lap. “You really think that I believe you have never thought about kissing me?” They’ve been shamelessly flirting for months and there was no end in sight. They’d been teased relentlessly by their peers and Blaine was more than ready to give in but Sebastian was playing harder to get. 
It was endearing.
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