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yourheartinyourmouth · 2 months
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being the only person you know who is struggling is so fucking humiliating.
we’re talking about getting me a job at a gas station. my friends all make $60K plus.
i have to work in a gas station.
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heartorbit · 2 months
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revstar emu save me
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micerhat · 5 months
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Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit.
More so because I -am- a preschool teacher who often engages in leading small children through arts and crafts and it truly can be a trial in patience and frequent mutterings of 'Process over product'
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ms-softgoods · 4 months
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He still hasn't memorized WDBHG yet btw
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frnkiebby · 16 days
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3 pixel sewer rats~🎃
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oklotea · 5 months
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I wish I never made eye contact with you.
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RAAGHHHHHHH LET'S SEE THIS THING REACH 13 NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOO THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE HERE I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAVING A GOOD EVENING!!!!!!
TROLLS NOIRE AU BY THE AMAZING @artroc-ity !!!!! READ COLD CASE OF MY HEART TODAY!!!!!!!!!
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essektheylyss · 18 days
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hi! in 40 minutes your tag has been made obsolete if it's any consolation. I consider it cool cuz that's about the temp where I can't wear a tank top and shorts
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Oh I realized I fucked up and meant to say cool haha, it was like that when I reblogged it (I am on mobile though and cannot fix my tags 😔), but this is fascinating.
Honestly my consideration for warm is any temperature where I feel like I can get away with only one layer, whether that layer is a sweater or a T-shirt. Temperatures at which I would risk my mother going, "I told you to bring a jacket..." because I don't want to end up carrying the thing. "Cool" is when I can get by with just a light jacket or sweater, and "cold" is when I need a proper coat, and in the other direction "hot" is when I feel the need to jump into a body of water after ten minutes outside xD
I also wore the same thing for my entire childhood regardless if it was 40 degrees or 100 with only slight variation (tights/leggings under my skirt if it was cold, basically) because I went to Catholic school in a temperature climate, so cold weather uniform options just... didn't exist, which I'm retrospect probably had an impact on my temperature gauge.
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quatregats · 6 months
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Hornblower as a character is like catnip to me but C.S. Forester is so so annoying <3
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ozymoron · 10 months
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i would be so good at art if i could just execute my ideas
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wonderinc-sonic · 6 months
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"You fucking donkey"
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Thanks @shadow-von-vamp , now I'm obsessed with silver being a christmas amateur
He doesn't know what was a festive costume, came as a donkey 🥺 I know Espio isn't this mean dw.
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thatmivy · 3 months
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To those who saw the trailer for the Megamind sequel series, how are you doing?
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everythingisstardust · 4 months
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Why is it that the muses always strike right when I'm about to go to bed/suffering from insomnia? I've been planning on using this giant canvas for a tardigrade painting for nearly two months now, and then suddenly, right when I put on my pjs, I actually get the motivation/ inspiration to do it?
Anyway here's the guy half done, gotta wait for the paint to dry. (I'm very bad at that, which is why I love acrylic paint. Very good for my slap-dash methods.)
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hua-fei-hua · 8 months
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it's definitely extremely funny that after i start writing a smut For Real (not clickbait) i proceed to receive. a fucking nosebleed. like this is anime.
#it's definitely Something that it also happened like. after i seem to have lost interest in writing it#BUT ALSO THE NOSEBLEED JUST LIKE. FUCKING HAPPENED???#LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP (had been for like an HOUR) AND THEN SUDDENLY. I FEEL THIS RUSH OF LIQUID OUT MY NOSE????#and i'm like 'oh it's like when i'm ill and have a runny nose.' but i also wasn't sentient enough to think 'but i'm not sick???'#however i WAS sentient enough to think 'what if it's a nosebleed? let's taste it' AS IF I HAD A NOSEBLEED IN THE LAST DECADE#and then i was like 'hmm well it's kinda thick and metally. let's turn on the light just in case.' AND WHABAM.... BLOOD ON MY HANDS#okay well that's a lie i also smeared some on my fingers n squinted at it in the dark n was like 'that's awful dark. it might be blood'#and THEN i turned on the light and saw all the blood. my sheets have tinie bloodstain on them now. and also my stuffed unicorn :c#and then it just like. wouldn't stop. but it has stopped now! huzzah#i almost went to the bathroom to get a wad of toilet paper but then i remember i still keep a box of tissues by my bedside#from my plague days when i Definitely Fucking Needed Those Things All The Live Long Day#(oh right i got vaccinated yesterday <33 well i guess two days ago now. we love inoculation!!! i'm doing my part :D)#anyway i'm now chillin in bed with the lights on and my head tilted back bc i'm worried#that if i just try to go back to sleep then my nose will just start gushing blood again#anyway i also went and got a glass of water. that's supposed to help right? right#anyway (2) we'll see what happens to that smut. i Need to be better than my archnemesis at this#tho considering she writes like Peak any two guys shit these days i imagine it would not be that hard!#花話
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zeeth-scribbles · 1 year
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I am never drawing another fucking eye again
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I would list materials used but it's literally just shit school colouring pencils lmao I had exactly 10 colours to work with. Anyway here's my A3 eye ritual lsd trip 👍
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absentmoon · 6 months
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i think roomate boyfriend is staying while roomate is gone and its going to actually make me blow a fuse
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opens-up-4-nobody · 7 months
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#well. today was a nice day of not doing anything but drawing really. theres an au where i went to art school and am a happier person lol#except not really bc im sure my head would ruin that too. anyway. its a shame i have to return to the pain tomorrow. i have so much to grade#plus a paper to write plus data to work with. a protocol to figure out. and an exam to study for and a final project thatll kill me#god. i also have to get ready for lab Monday. christ. and what shall i say to my therapist Tuesday? well we could try to tackle the deep set#looming issue that prevents me from getting better in our tiny 50min session or i could be like listen. just fucking listen. let me give u#the case 4 and against me having adhd so i can stop feeling fucking nuts. just like give me feedback. ya kno?#it would b inattentive bc im not hyper unless im losing my mind and bordering on hyp0mania. but my focus is something i cant control#executive functioning has always been a problem but now im so worn down im in danger of actual consequences. and its not just things i dont#wanna do. im not just anxiously avoiding. i cant start tasks and stick with them. i flip back and forth and get nothing done. i spiral#sometimes for hours. im not doing anything fun im just not doing anything. frozen in anguish. i dont even wanna think abt how much money ive#lost by not filling out reimbursement sheets which arent hard to do. theyre easy i just never do them. why??? i dont fucking kno. but im not#forgetful. im thinking constantly abt these things. i just cant make them happen. theyre stuck buffering. i do have memory issues tho#my short term working memory is like that of a literal child. so i cant follow complex instructions. i constantly need new info. constantly#need sound. spoken words plus music at the same time. but the main reason i need an answer to this is the reading issue. which is that im#dyslexic but also my thoughts r like an interfering frequency. without realizing ill b thinking and not reading. its a problem no matter#what im reading. its severely disruptive. i will physically read out loud to try to hold my attention in place and still get distracted by#my own head. do u kno how frustrating it is to read something aloud 3 times and not know wtf u just read bc u arent thinking abt anything#interesting u would rsther b reading but u can't fucking pay attention long enough. genuinely if its not adhd and i cant get medication to#fix my focus issues i dont kno wtf im gonna do. im so bad at reading and its extremely frustrating. but is it just dyslexia? idk what i#described doesn't fucking seem normal or like a reading problem. sounds like a focus issue. so riddle me that#idk ive got adhd on both sides of my family plus my focus fluctuates with ny hormones plus homones possibly induce hyp0mania. like i mean#ive got other issues which make a diagnosis difficult to parse but like i feel like that's decent evidence for possibly adhd? my friend said#she was always worried she had a brain tumor before she was diagnosed. to me ive always felt like my brain is full of holes. im missing the#parts that would let it operate correctly. the frontal lobe is just fucked. ugh. i wonder how much accommodation i could get from the#disability office if i actually went to them. i wont bc im fucked up and i dont think they could actually do anything for me at this stage#but alas im curious. ugh. y do i do this to myself? i kno y but not enough time for that in 50min. bad attitude mostly. half my brain#just craves death. the other half is just trying to tread water but its hard with someone trying to drown u. so its all fucked#unrelated
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