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WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS, OP!!!!!!!
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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yourheartinyourmouth · 14 hours
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honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.
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Art By FB: @Emiliaillustrations
Instagram: @artwoonz
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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i want this woman to play Rapunzel or Belle
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@allureriah
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The Daily Times, Salisbury, Maryland, September 17, 1958
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hey white leftists
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this is probably what living in a D&D world is like
BRO
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@disgruntled-detectives i saw the photo before i saw who posted it, and my immediate thought was “D needs to see this.” 😂
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@alienfuckeronmain sent this to me last night and I laughed so hard I hurt myself
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the Greater DS9 Polycule!!!!
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Beyond and Back - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Roundtable [x]
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So, tell me about Dr. Bashir.
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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
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Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings
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