if bts were american and ate our fast food, where do u think they would eat at

i love this question so much it is just out of the box enough for me omg mind u i'm an east coast girlie so ion know nun bout dat in and out or whatever else they got on the west side

haters gon say it's fake but jimin would 100% main popeyes like catch him getting a 3pc chicken combo dark meat only 🤪 and he'd drizzle honey and hot sauce on the chicken either that or the 5 pc strips with the sweet heat sauce if he's feeling a sense of childlike wonder every other month he goes through a weeklong spicy chicken sandwich phase always drinks sweet tea exclusively

jin would swear by chickfila and i can't blame him! like the consistency is always there in the food and the service and that's just what he needs in life like my man has high standards and they just don't disappoint when it comes to the food i can see him getting the grilled chicken club sandwich with a side salad as his go to meal, the regular deluxe sandwich when he's feeling indulgent, and the 30ct nugget when he's feeling ravenous. whenever there's a seasonal shake he has to try it at least once otherwise it's him and the diet lemonade against the world

joonie is giving cookout like there's just so much variety if he want a burger they got it, barbecue they got it, chicken quesadilla, hot dog, corn dog, chili cheese fries, just.... all his wants and needs would be at cookout and when he's feeling a sweet treat??? boom they got the best milkshakes in town. i think his go to meal would be a big double burger tray with a chicken wrap and onion rings for the sides and he got to have cheerwine for the drink mhm iktr

it pains me to say it but i can really see tae up at 2am getting a deluxe cravings box from taco bell like i personally can't stand taco bell it just ain't for me like don't get me wrong there's been times when i worked overnight and it was bought for me so i ate it but i wouldn't choose it but i think tae would 😭🙏 like it's more convenient than chipotle bc it's open later and has a drive through so it's conducive with his lifestyle so that's where he's at in the parking lot at 2:30 with a crunchwrap supreme a doritos locos taco and a baja blast sigh

jungkook would LOVE wawa like i don't think you understand how many times i've imagined going to wawa with jk especially after seeing his camping vlog and there was one point where he was eating a sandwich and he was like if he could eat any food for the rest of his life it'd be a sandwich and it was at that moment that i knew me him and wawa would be written in the stars like catch us at 11pm getting an italian sub some takis and a blueberry pomegranate smoothie

suga would def be at wendy's like i don't think y'all understand how much i love the wendy's app like she has never steered me wrong she is there for me when it's midnight and me and my friends have no place to go we be in dat parking lot fr 😭🤞 and bc yoongi is my twin flame my best friend he would feel the same like it's better than mcdonald's and the way you can rack up rewards points like nobody's business like it's an economical choice it just makes sense i can see him getting the double stack biggie bag with spicy chicken nuggets and a diet coke to drink

i had to think hard for hobi bc i'm like he so boujee these days with his steak and truffles that i couldn't imagine him getting trash food with the commoners but with a little brainpower i placed him directly in zaxby's like you cannot tell me he wouldn't love him some zaxby's sweet teriyaki boneless wings with some fries and that slice of bread they put in the box on the side with a sprite to drink of course yeah that would do it for him every time

i really don't think you understand how much i loved this question like imma be thinking about this scenario for the rest of the week sodfjakjdl

I’m lmao at the wawa giving you that look and your plea for her to stop shitting on your carpet because omg have I been there. I’ve even said to my cat before when I’ve found a random hairball or vomit “You’re full of the worst surprises.”

Oh I say all sorts of terrible things to my dogs. I've been threatening to let the coyotes eat her next time they're in my yard.

good stuff 5-14-22

we had my nephew’s second birthday today, and i got such good time with my kiddos and my cousin’s kiddos. AND i caught up with someone i was really good friends with when i was younger but hadn’t talked to in like six years. we were really close at a point when we were both struggling, and then we kind of ended up on diverging paths, but we talked a bunch and i think we’re both in better places now, and hopefully we can start spending time together again.

my friend needed me to let her dog out this morning, so i went over early-ish, grabbed wawa breakfast on the way, and then i sat with her dog while i finally started reading in other lands. it feels good to start a book again!

i took my trash out on the way to my sister’s place, by which i mean i threw the bag in the back of my car so that i could throw it into the dumpster when i drove past it. and like 20 minutes after i got home, i realized I FORGOT to throw it into the dumpster, and it was still in the back of my car! and omg i am just so glad i realized it then and not like...days later. that would have been awful and gross! disaster averted!!!!

omg i need to tell you about the dog i saw at the wawa yesterday. she was the sweetest little thing and she was a chihuahua puppy that looked like a rottweiler. she was 7 weeks old and they were trying to socialize her but they took her into the bathroom at some point and she got so scared because it was loud and she was shaking :( but i pet her and she got very happy and she was so small abd i love her

What is your Starbucks order? or any coffee shop order? (: iced: Hazelnut, hot: caramel macchiato  What is your dream vacation? Anywhere with him, as cliche as that sounds,,,but in general, location wise? any island, meaning Hawaii/Bahamas/Keys/Barbados etc. Would you ever go on a game show? Which one? Whose Line Is It Anyway and Family Feud  What TV show character do you relate to most? hmmm too hard to choose cause I’m pieces of so many over the years... If you had to choose to be an animal, what would you be and why? As much as I’d love to say dog or cat for many reasons for both individually, I’d have to say a bird or something that can fly given my history of moving around so much most of which was under 18 so I had no choice aka forced to so...that freedom to go where I want when I want and to enjoy it...

When was the last time you wore a dress/suit? Dress and it was September 2020 for one of my best friend’s wedding  Have you ever been to Tennessee, USA? no Do you prefer more mellow music or loud? depends on the mood/mindset at the moment Do you get along well with your family? haha trick question? again depends on the current situation and also who it is...it’s different with different members of family When was the last time you played in the snow, if ever? oh god idk...mid 2000′s in the townhouse probably Are you clumsy? always  Does anyone you know have a birthday coming up soon? nope just hit 30 in May so lol Do you ever go bowling? omg I love that this is a question cause this was part of the “3 part” first date with Zach, we started with bowling and that was our first kiss (not literally, just us together I mean) not as much as I wish we could, but we try to every now and then so maybe like once a year 

Have you ever worn a wig? nope Do you enjoy musicals? I mean...I’ve only ever seen movie ones, I’d love to see an actual theater one so yeah I do just don’t have experience of them lol What shoes did you wear today? I’ve been in the house all day so none Do you enjoy 60’s music? umm I don’t really know much but I love music of all genres/generations so I’m sure if I heard some I’d love it so yeah Do you know anyone who is a great drummer? no but I wish I was Would you rather watch or play sports? both, I’ve played basketball/field hockey during school  Does your name have a meaning behind it? Morgan (first name) -   The name Morgan means "sea-born," "sea-song," or "sea-circle." It is traditionally a boy's name of Welsh origin, and more specifically, a variant of the Old Welsh name Morcant which is a combination of the Welsh elements mor, meaning "sea" and cant, meaning "circle." Isabelle (first middle name) -   my great grandmother’s name who I never got to meet...she died before I was born Lynn (second middle name) -  generational middle name, aka my mom has this as her middle name as well hence how I got it Karch (....fuck off...last name) -  sperm donor’s last name, my grandma aka Mimi told my mom to give me his last name after I was born while we were still in the hospital...can’t wait for my wedding to my fiance to take his last name Wilson since all my life even past 18 aka legal so adoption name wise couldn’t happen anymore I wanted Joe (stepdad since I was 6 months old who IS MY DAD) to give me his last name but never happened...anyway ahem Do you have a certain brand you are very loyal to? not really cause I’ve never been that kinda person and even if I was, never had the money for any brand but if I had to pick? Baby Phat for sure Are you too short for the sun visor in the car to work properly for you? I’m 6′0 but the sun is an asshole so even with the visors down it still blinds me at certain times lol Do you have a favorite planet? ummm not really? I love learning about all of them though How often do you spend time on Bzoink? never heard of it What did you last have to drink? iced Hazelnut coffee from Wawa and omfg how I wish it was an actual “drink” cause I could use one right now... What type of movies are you most amused by? depends on the movie so a lot What is your sense of humor like? dry, pervy, sarcastic, dark...think Ron White for the most of it :P Are you materialistic? hell no I hate that Do you listen more with your heart, mind, or stomach? all of the above every single time no matter the situation/circumstances What are some thing that fascinate you? hmmm...that’s hard to list so I’ll just say a lot of things Do you suffer from any diseases? hahahaha!!! many, let’s put it that way... Have you ever broken a bed? no Have you ever worked in retail? yep several times, several different jobs in it as far as what I did and never EVER again! :I What’s the strangest food combination you’ve seen someone eat? I really haven’t but as far as something strange I can think of? hawaiian pizza...no. I love pizza, I love pineapple, but get the fuck out of here with pineapple ON the pizza. fuckin eww. no. wrong. Do you pick up on others feelings easily? hell yeah What is your current mood? numb and anxious as fuck at the same time...fun right? Do you prefer shopping online or in store? both but given my anxiety disorders online is easier What did you last remember dreaming about? oh dear god my dreams this last few weeks have been fuckin intense, insane, triggering....I need a good restful sleep and I can’t get it cause of the damn dreams  What’s your favorite condiment? dipping - ketchup salad - ranch, balsamic vinaigrette

What is the last thing you borrowed? my fiance’s headphones so I could jam and not wake him up while he was sleeping When was the last time you took a group picture? Christmas, my stepmom’s family which included me and my fiance in it Name the first person who pops in your head whose name starts with T. Tyler (an ex) Is there a song or songs you can rap all the lyrics to? oh lord lol yeah quite a bit, mostly Eminem including the freestyle battles from 8 Mile without even needing the movie playing or even having them playing on Youtube :P Have you hugged anyone today? I wish..he’s in St. Louis on a job so I can’t... What did you last watch on TV? House M.D reruns If your last words were the last message you received, what would they be? “Okay money is sent” - from my fiance cause I needed some funds while he’s gone to Doordash dinner and stuff (don’t ask, he’s the only income....not explaining) Are you good at keeping secrets? always What last disappointed you? me, always every single day If you could see a concert of any celebrity who has passed away.. who would you like to see? definitely Linkin Park with Chester, no questions asked How many blankets do you own? a few What was your favorite food as a child? pretty much anything, never been real picky with food so Do you like denim shorts? hell yeah What was the last picture you looked at? my cousin’s fiance on FB, she uploaded a selfie so I saw as I was scrolling the feed What’s the main thing you use the internet for? mostly Tumblr, Youtube,googling things... How many questions do you prefer in a survey? the longer the better, especially when they’re unique and not ones I answer all the time  Have you ever made someone cry unintentionally? unfortunately, yeah... Is it easy to offend you? very  When did you last wear a hat? I do more often than not when going anywhere so... Do you work well under pressure? I always say I do in an application for a job but because of my several anxiety disorders, once on the spot I freak out real easy and I’m a mess but I still try my hardest to get through it What is something that is or was hard to let go of? the past What colors do you normally use to decorate with? I don’t decorate Have you ever bruised one of your ribs? yeah Have you ever burned yourself on a candle? no What is one of your toxic traits? my insecurity Have you ever found a skeleton while outside? no thank god wtf What time is it currently? 6:52am How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom? our closet doors are full length mirrors so several What is something you cannot get enough of? alcohol

i went to wawa for a coffee and i took my dog with me bc he likes to ride so i got curbside and anyway they took a while so they gave me 2 free chocolate chip cookies omg.... love forever

hi wawa ^-^ tell us more about the magical girls!! they're absolutely adorable aaaa 💕💕💕 love you and hope ur doing well :) - wawa anon <3

I AM SO GLAD U ASKED OMG they live inside my head they’re all i think abt....

i dont really have a lot of like Plot Details or anything they’re just sorta there but i really love all of them a lot :) and i have some classmates as well !!

momoe made by my buddy @pumpoen and mozie made by my other buddy palmwine on dA heheheheh.. kaori and clancy are not magical girls they are just kinda there as classmates/friends (FOR NOW) (also clancy is just a humanized version of one of my old ocs from when i was 11 i thought it would be sweet to put her in this universe)

the main 4 girls are all super trope based but i think as i add more 2 the roster im probably just gonna be making magical girls for magical girls sake. it is so fun. look at clown magical girl

anyway i think it is important u all know inukos personality is like dog. she would say woof. the only other one thats like considerably thought out so far personality-wise is miko :) she plays netball and is tomboyish&hardworkingoh my god shes just applejack. shes apple jack. im terrible at describing personalities actually ok just imagine nanase (whos a year above them) like twilight(mlp)+hadzuki(doremi) and rosie like a friendly horsegirl . also inuko and rosie are autistic

i have a lot of random stuff of them lying around :]

if anyone has some suggestions/advice for anything im so willing to take some!!

Im a Wawa girl myself, the one and only time I went to a Sheetz was when I went to Shippensburg PA during hurricane Sandy, and it gave me food poisoning 🙃 🤣 and I feel you on the mosquitoes girl, they eat me alive every year and I'm allergic to them so I always end up covered in black and blue bumps. Not cute at all!

My favorite candle right now is cinnamon apple by yankee candle. Scariest movie I've ever seen is probably Insidious or Final Destination 3 (the only movie to make me lose sleep) and favorite stuffed animal is probably a stuffed st Bernard dog that I respectfully named Puppy lmao I got him when I was 9 from my moms work when I was sick in the hospital, second favorite is my caterpillar squishmallow whose name is Rutabaga XD

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why? If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Do you have any pets?

oh damn, that's terrible. i've heard ppl say sheetz is better than wawa but like... whatever. i'm not gonna pick favorites over convenient stores lol

and mosquitos are literally the fucking worst. i'm still getting bit by them now. it's gotten so bad over the years, i just stay indoors bc of it.

i think my favorite candle i have rn is a virgo candle i bought from target or vampire blood from bath and body works. and OMG FINAL DESTINATION 3 FUCKED ME UP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER ! that movie terrified me so badly holy shit. i forgot it existed. wow.

anyway, i think the scariest movie i've seen in the exorcist. i hate it and try not to think about it bc it gives me nightmares.

omg both of your stuffed animals are adorable ! and i love squishmallows too, i have a bunch bc a place near my work sells them. i think my favorite one i have of them is a star and i named it pudgy. but my all time favorite stuffed animal is a lamb i've had since i was two-ish. my aunt got me in florida. his name is mr. moo moo. and yes, i know it's a lamb but that doesn't matter to me haha

if i could go anywhere, i would go to either london or rome. london just seems fun and i would just want to go there bc i've seen it in so many shows and movies, it just looks fun. plus i kinda want to see a west end show. and rome bc i've always dreamed of going to italy and getting to know a bit about my heritage more. plus i have some ancestors that are still there.

for a superpower, i always wanted to read ppls minds, but at the same time, no bc some ppl are kinda crazy lol so i'm gonna go with either super strength or flying. i think those would be cool.

and i have two dogs. a beagle and a basset. they are just the cutest <3

questions for you: do you ever want to write a book/novel, and if so what about? favorite subject in school? were/are you team jacob or team edward haha

ur writing is *chefs kiss* 😚 can i request some stupid fluff of kenma, tsukishima, yaku, iwaizumi, and another character of ur choosing hcs of their reaction to their s/o speaking uwu. for example a scenario where the s/o is like “ugh im so thoisty tsukki can u get me some wawa? 🥺🤲” and he’s like “wtf did u say to me ?🤨” I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE LMAO BASICALLY HOW THEY WOULD REACT TO THEIR S/O RANDOMLY BABY TALKING

OMG THANKS! :D  also why am i in love with every character you just requested :o like i feel like they are all the token moody ones on their team LMFAO so i’ll probably choose someone from shiratorizawa but idk who the token moody one is on their team- is it ushi, shirabu or semi?? 🤔

ok but anyway that is so cute lord- i kinda cringe (or should i say cwinge) when some ppl talk like that but i remember this girl i really admired did it once while talking to a dog and jesus- when i say that I FELL SO HARD! 

but also why is that tsukki dialog spot on 😂 i feel like they’d all find it adorable depending on the context (except for kenma, he finds it cute whenever-). like i can already imagine iwa’s heart literally melting when he sees you talk like that to a baby. (you’re all like ‘hewwo baby!’ as if the child would understand you but it’s just like 😐)

anyway thank you for this request 🙏 i’ll try to do it justice! have a lovely day 💞

1BR- “Get your own damned sandwich!”

I think we've all thought about running away at some point in time this year. Of course, with The Ronas, there's really nowhere to run (not in America at least). But, if we could just go somewhere, and start over...

I've done that a few times in my life, and I'm sure some of you have as well.

You get away from a life that you screwed up, and start some new life... so that you can screw that one up as well.

That's what we have here in "1BR". 

A young woman (Sarah) runs from her life of anxiety, confusion, and daddy issues, and runs towards L.A. It IS the city of angels, after all.

She gets a new place out there and it appears to be perfect (outside of the subtly baleful music that's playing in the background).

If only we all had background music playing in our lives that warned us of what's to come... though, honestly, there were a few red flags that didn't require music for discernment:

#1 - The community was too diverse with no signs of strife.

Some of you have been trapped in your home with the "love of your life" who may only have a couple of differences than you. A half a year of lockdown and you're already seeking divorce. A whole community with a bunch of different people with a lot of differences, with no cracks in it?? - c'mon.

#2 - Sarah is immediately greeted by your stereotypically cute and perfect guy, who's single and way too friendly. I've had a lot of different homes, and I've never been greeted by someone that perfect. If they've got the cute/sexy thing down, there's usually an angry, obsessive, and jealous ex, who just got out of prison. Or sometimes she's nice and all, but she ends up being a witch... no an actual witch (no offense to you witches out there, but... you know).

Or sometimes they've got 8 kids or something... and they're all drug dealers or something... idk, Baltimore, man.

Point is there is no perfection out there, and on the rare occasion that you find it, they're probably a serial killer.

#3 - this woman

I can't get her character in "American Horror Story" out of my head (pic to the left... though that should be obvious. Imagine if it were the other way around:).

She (Naomi Grossman) is always playing some creepy character. If you see her you KNOW that something sinister is afoot.

This community has a set of principles that everyone must live by or else there's punishment (this punishment tends to start with being locked in a torture room with your only comforts being a mystery shake and a bed pan.

The principles are selflessness, openness, acceptance, and security.

They all sound good, but... if you take them to the extreme...

I'm sorry, but Imma be selfish when it comes to my food. Have y'all ever had a chicken bacon club from "Wawa"... omg. Some of you may be thinking "Wawa?" YES, WAWA! I'm tryna tell ya! People are always asking if they can have a bite.

Bleep no! Get your own damned sandwich! They would just have to punish me. When it comes to my food and my women I am straight up monogamous. I ain't sharing for shit!

As far as openness, they wanted Sarah to share about her first sexual experience... right??! - stuff like that! They were like "We have no secrets here."

Pssh, you gotta have some secrets! I've had people say to me "Rambling Praphit, I want to know everything about you." NO YOU DO NOT! And I don't want to know everything about you either! I'm not sure that we could function in America without our secrets.

It's not that these principles are bad, they're just taken to the extreme.

With everything that I just told you, there's plenty there for a good movie, unfortunately...

It's like all the producers felt like they needed was a premise. We get to know Sarah, but no one else in this new community. They're all kinda prisoners just like Sarah, and it would have been nice to see how others were dealing. I saw some people of color sprinkled in the community. Imagine their perspectives. Most of the torturing is done by the white people. Imagine the movie showing a group of white people "punishing" a black man for... idk... leaving the toilet seat up. That would be a whole different movie! Think how awkward that would be.

"Look, I know this LOOKS racist, but... "

Another thing is that Sarah disappears for a hot minute. They said that they made sure to end her relationships via social media, but no one followed up?! No one?! Especially since the way her relationships are cut would have been totally out of character for her. If I ever go missing you can bet that at least my debt collectors would find me. At the very least, I'd see one of those slips of paper (reminding me that I still owe 800 thousand dollars) skate under the torture room door.

The movie definitely plays on the fear of government having too much control over us, us being too compliant, and a fear of science; many things that we see people growing in fear of today. Fear not, people. This would never happen. Mainly, because we could never be that organized to build and sustain that type of cultish community.

We're all jerks! Think about it - we've all signed papers saying we won't or will do certain things, but... there's always those people who still don't pick-up their dog's poop. There are always those people who refuse to cut their grass. Just the other week, some random drunk dude passed out in my yard! We'd spend all of our time in the torture room. They'd have to build many rooms like that. We'd be a community of constant torture!

Between the poster for this film and the rating including “gore” in it. I expected, you know... lots of gore.

- not true. I mean, there were a couple of spots, but... nothing to hide under the covers over.

As scared as Sarah looks, I was expecting “Saw” levels of blood. Although, to be fair, it's clear that they didn't have the budget for that type of horror.

I also didn't like that Sarah was so submissive. Fight, woman! I mean she kinda fights at the end, but she's still so... ugh. Channel your inner Black Widow!

Grade: generous C- (a good early morning, start my day with thoughts of torture-provoked utopias type of story) It'll get you thinking a lil bit, but that's it... just a lil.

Sarah’s relationship with her one black friend is highlighted, cuz of course :) She was so much feistier than Sarah. That's the attitude I wanted to see! - maybe she should have been the lead.

Maybe a woman of color would have been better for the role. Imagine Cardi B being the lead in this movie:

She wouldn't have taken any of their shit.

Speaking of shit, she probably wouldn't have been shy about the use of that bed pan.

And think of what response she'd have to those "openness" questions about sex.

That's the movie I want!

4-20, evens 😊

Thank you darlin’

4.) do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?Good question. I mean, it helps understand the art a bit more by knowing who the artist is but then again there’s that ‘don’t support asshole’ mentality. It’s a grey area really, because there’s a lot of people who like the art but not the artist and vice versa. Idk really. 

6.) how many pairs of shoes do you have?5 pairs of sandals, 7 pairs of sneakers, 1 pair of saddle shoes, 4 pairs of heels, 6 pairs of boots. I may have a problem

8.) how many accounts do you follow?907

10.) name a dogone of my doggo’s name is Gandalf

12.) what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?pft, I didn’t pay attention to gossip in school. tho there was one that was always interesting to get annoyed over and that was this one useless bitch in college who slept with other kids to do her projects for her.

14.) what’s your coffee order?It honestly depends, I’ve been favoring Dunkin Donut’s blueberry crisp latte, but I’m also a sucker for wawa coffee always, and starbucks it always depends. Mostly i’m good with just black coffee with four sugars, sugar in the raw preferably but i’ll take what I can get

16.) if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?oo! i have a few planned out that I want to get! i think my next one is going to be the 7 moons on my arm, or an antique syringe coloured green on the back of my calf

18.) rant about your favorite musicianOkay, i fuckin love Ludo so much and listen to their music all the time but like my god, can you guys please do some new music? i need an album, single, EP, SOMETHING. They have adorable songs that range from cute to creepy to sweet to insane i love them so much. love’em but they piss me off with their lack of new music in 9 years that i’ve been waiting patiently for (omg one of their songs just came on as i was typing this out) because I will pay money and drive at least to Atlantic City to see them play. 

20.) describe your blog in 3-5 wordsA fucking mess

Today at work, i was washing a dog and he shook and the water went straight in my face and my makeup ran all down my face and i had no idea until the guy at wawa gave me a free candy bar and didnt charge me for my smoothie and said "i hope your day gets better, you're to cute to be sad" #win

awwww omg was he daddy tho??

Ugh I did the thing again where I was busy all week and forgot to post on here. So here’s a lightning fast recap of my workouts from the past week, if you care at all. I actually think I worked out (ish, except Friday kinda) every day which is a first in a while. Bless.

Tues Mar 21 Abs and shopping. I went home after work to get my car so that I could drive to trainings the next two days, but went out to Target as soon as I got home, cause duh. Stupid idea to try on like real clothes tho, my self-conscious ass was like ohhhhh no way you need to tighten up those saddle bags and that back fat before you get any of this. So. I got a crop sweatshirt and athletic leggings, felt bad about myself but hadn’t had dinner, so I went to Wawa. Woof.

3x each 15 reps straight leg raises 15 reps roll ups leaning camel x 45s bird dogs x 45s 60 reps heal touches plank 35s, 40s, 45s 10 reps assisted push up 40 reps russian twists 8# alternating superman 1 min 15 reps single leg pulses

Wed Mar 22 Run on the trail after this horrific training class in which I was literally the only student for an all day session. And I had to go back the next day 😩 went to Marshall’s before my run to see if I could find any cold weather gear bc I only had my sweatshirt, gloves, wool earwarmers, and thin leggings. Didn’t find any of that, but got those AMAZING NEON PINK LEGGINGS IN THAT ONE PICTURE and some other ones too. You know me, can’t stay away from that athleisure ish.

It was hella freezing and took me so long to warm up once I started on the trail. Fortunately it was so picturesque and my music was bangin so. I survived.

2.78 mi 9'55" min / mi

Thurs Mar 23 6 x 200m sprints on the trail. Bless up, convinced my instructor to finish early bc tbh he was not really all that helpful once I started following the book that was included, so I went to the mall and got some more athleisure (deh), cheap sunglasses, athletic ear warmers for $.50 each, a VERY cute lightweight rain jacket, and (!!!!!) these black leather slip-on sneakers I’ve been looking for for like 6 months. I just caved and got the name brand ones but stILl omg I’m so excited about them I finally found them.

Started the sprints in the cotton leggins I was wearing, then after like maybe 9 or 10 strides I was like oh FUCk no they suddenly lost all their elasticity and I was having to pull them up for my life. So after completely embarrassing myself hoisting those mothereffers up for my first sprint, I jumped in the car and changed into spandex pants, then zoomed back to the trail start and actually did my workout. Good thing my house is only 8 minutes away from that part of the trail.

I think I may have mis-read what my Nike app was telling me to do, but I’m pretty sure it said to do 6 x 200m sprints with 4:45 min in between. So that’s essentially what I did, I sprinted for the 200m and ran / jogged in between. Although the app only recorded the distance for the sprints, I wanna say I did a little more than the day before, since I went further on the trail. I hate that you can’t go back and check what it told you to do; you only see how you actually ran according to the app. Lame af. Though I was proud, I increased my sprint speed at almost every length except the 3rd.

0.77mi 6'59" min / mi (lol can’t believe I actually ran a mile faster than that at one point in my life holy shit)

Fri Mar 24 No real workout here, since I had to leave work early to take the train back to le Nova for Palooza. I scarfed down a Snap pizza (the classic spot) right before the show, and somehow stayed away from the dangers of late night college food. Though I did get all my steps in my showing one of our friends’ home friend around campus, and apparently that little tour counted for a nice brisk walk. Obvi the Snovas killed it, as a great opener for what my friends and I dubbed AcaWeekend. Saturday they’d be competing at ICCA regional semifinals #pitchperfect for the first time ever, which was so exciting. Palooza the day before was just their warmup, but fortunately we got to see two new songs from them. It kinda sucked for them though bc they went first out of the seven groups and the sound guys always need a few groups to warm up before they actually refine the balance, and they just sounded muddled. Womp. Oh well. Everyone knows they’re/we’re the best anyway. Proud alum.

Sat Mar 25 Run in the morning before the day’s festivities. This was a quick workout before most of the humans who stayed in my apartment became humans, a brief mile ish to the waterfront and back. I realized I’d been wearing a blueish shirt and black leggings in literally all of my pics lately so I spiced it up with these fun stripey ones. Lol.

We adventured to brunch, where I had a yummy spinach and goat cheese salad with fig dressing, and wandered around the city for the afternoon before we had to head to semis. I splurged on Hunger Burger at RTM because I told myself that this was my indulgence for the weekend, and I wasn’t going to be drinking anymore for the next few months (it’s not like I do it that often anyway, I just want to try it to see how it helps my training/weight loss, if at all), so I got a specialty thin mint shake. Woops. Honestly, it was so worth it though, and I didn’t even end up eating most of the fries anyway, so it wasn’t the worst I could’ve done.

At semis, there were literally so many good groups and we were all like oh shit how are they going to stack up?? But Snovas SLAYED even better than they did last time and ENDED UP IN THIRD PLACE WHICH IS THE CRAZIEST BEST HONOR WE’VE EVER GOTTEN AND IT’S JUST SO COOL!!!!! A cappella is the shit, guys, I swear. I’m so proud of those kiddos, and they get to submit a wildcard video for a chance at Finals in NYC which is like legitimately insane. They’re somewhere in the top 18-27 groups in the country right now, and coming from a school where we legit don’t have music majors and a joke of a music activities staff / support, this coulD NOT be cooler. They murdered it. And so did all the other groups at semis, like damn. We weren’t even sure anything was gonna happen for them, but they clearly did some things right. Ugh so obvi we celebrated when we got back to Philly, going to a few bars and ending up at Frankford, where we got some amazing soft pretzels and other snacks. Best day ever.

1.26 mi 9'21" min / mi

1.32 mi 10'03" min / mi

Sun Mar 26 Long ish run and relaxing. Got up and was worried about the weather forecast for Monday because I was supposed to be doing my long run for next week then, and it was going to be torrentially downpouring all day, so I was hoping to switch my days because the weather was decent enough that I could’ve done it on Sunday. But then I updated my app and A, it changed my schedule for this week anyway, and B, I remember I could’ve moved it anyway if I wanted to. So instead I went and did that 5K Sunday challenge thing that it introduced. And I ran back from there, so it actually was closer to the 5 miles I had wanted to do anyway. So ya.

I felt a little subconscious in these leggings because, though they are a spectacularly bright and amazing color, they also show my cellulite on the back of my legs… but I thought, fuck it, people will see me, and if they give me a look, I’ll just push harder and show them that cellulite means nothing if you’re fast and capable and strong. So. I used it to empower me, I guess.

Spent the rest of the day relaxing and watching ICCA videos, still hyped up on the Snovas victory. Legit it’s still coming to me in waves, it’s actually incredible.

3.11 mi 9'41" min / mi

1.53 mi 9'44" min /mi

Mon Mar 27 Full body circuit and a benchmark run. Work is starting to bore me so much lol on Monday I think I may have done approximately 2 work related things all day, otherwise I was just distracted. I decided to do a NTC workout and then my benchmark, so I chose Body Flexor 2.0, which worked a lot of different areas and was pretty fun. Then I ran on the treadmill for my benchmark for the first time, which was weird knowing my exact speed at certain times and being able to force myself to a certain pace. If I have to do it that way again, next time I’ll just cover the numbers and just focus on how it feels to push hard. The picture up there is me literally dying because of how sweaty I was. Plus fun leggings from Marshall’s.

1.54 mi 9'49" min / mi

Tues Mar 28 Abs / some arms, plus 20 minutes on the elliptical. I was an idiot today, and not only forgot a hair tie after my shower, but I left my phone at home, which I realized too late in the elevator on the way to work. Nice. So I had to go without both all day, though Kelly let me borrow a hair tie so I could work out thank GoD cause I was looking at using a legit rubber band, which would’ve been awful. The moves I chose for abs today ended up also working my arms a lot, which was nice to combo them. Because I didn’t have my phone, I just kind of had to make up my elliptical workout, which was meh but whatever. Next time I’ll be prepared. That’s definitely not my favorite type of cardio anyway.

Tonight I made these AMAZING baked zucchini fries, I probably could’ve eaten like 90 million in one sitting they were so crunchy and good. My sweet potato fries didn’t turn out so good (I actually burned the shit out of them, but I’m going to attempt to eat them tomorrow for lunch anyway 🙃) but I’m happy I’m trying new things in the kitchen, even if it’s taking me like 3 hours each time lolol.

I’m down a few pounds from last week, though, which is kind of nice! A little affirmation after working hard every day.

3x each 15 reps dumbbell side bends alt. sides 8# 15 reps twisting core stabilizers alt. sides 8# 15 reps bow extensions alt. sides 8# 15 reps woodchops 8# 10 reps windmills 5# 40 reps russian twists 8# 30 s plank 7 reps full extension inch worms 15 reps in-&-outs

Wooooof I’m going to try to post more often now that I’m all caught up. Lol it may last for a day but you know. #Goals.