#omg hiiiii <333
Note
/blows kiss\!
KISSES TO MY LOVE
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I HAVE TO PAY £17 FOR A VISA WAIVER THINGIE TO GET INTO AMERICA YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALL THAT
#COME ON MAN#like ok i was panicking bc i knew i needed to check visas and in my head it was like a passport that could take MONTHS and i keep FORGETTIN#bc ive never left europe and obvs being in europe ive never needed a visa for ANYTHING i just show up with my little passy port#and they go omg hiiiii it's our least favourite member of the EU <33333 get in u little scoundrel <333#and then BREXIT FUCKING HAPPENED >:( but still i dont need a visa so it literally is not something ive ever had to consider before#and i was like ha. haha. what if it doesnt come in time bc i left it too late and i literally am not allowed over the border. ha#but the esta application takes max 72 hours to get approved so im fine#it just COSTS FUCKING MONEY APPARENTLY#rwbt 2.0
33 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi 🐮
#🫶 hiiiii omg!!!#I hope you’re having a good day thank you for giving me the chance to ignore my schoolwork <333#🐮
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
i only know what lepidoptera means bcs I wrote a poem and I had 2 name it bcs I was performing it so now I'm looking on tumblr and I'm like "hey ik what that word means!!" << the poem was abt girlhood and gender btw
MINT hi hi giggling thats rly silly actually i think i only know what the word was bc i had this bug identification magnifying glass when i was little and it would like. talk to you thru a bunch of yes or no questions to tell u what bug it was and one of those was lepidoptera :)
#ty for the ask!!! <333#sorry this took me a second to answer HIIIII MINT 💘💟💖💖💘#ALSO the poem sounds epic omg i would lvoe to read it <3
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
Good MORNING I'm EXCITED YOU'RE ALIVE
but fr tho!!!!! How are you? I'm gonna go on a train and I'm sitting in the station rn and there's hella Amish people... Wack
AAAAA ;0; IM EXCITED YOURE ALIVE TOO
im pretty good but my neck is killing me and too tired to focus on anything :( but other than that im just chilling
amish people on a train,,,,,
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
can't get up, can't go back to sleep. demons leaking into my skull
#hiiiii hi hi hi hi lmao omg hiiiiii :333 helloooooooooooooo#i cant wait 4 anothrrr wonderful day of being poor so fucking poor yayayyaayyaaaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#w
0 notes
Text
holy shit im mutuals with my favorite author.... anyways i'll be posting requests soon!!
1 note
·
View note
Text
it will always be funny to me how Jon/The Archivist progressed from "god I fucking hate martin. i hate him so much he's literally the worst and is not qualified at all for this job. I don't care of this is a violation, I genuinely want to make this job as horrible for him as possible just so he quits because I fucking hate him. I got him out of the institute and finally felt happiness for the first time in 30 years. I kind of hope he dies. I really hope he dies. I might kill him myself" in season one, to "I think martin should stay behind when we go fight evil monsters. because he'll slow us down. definitely because he'll slow us down and not because I care about him" in season three, to "omg hiiiii darling hi baybee hi love of my life light of my life my wittol toenail clippings :333 you're adorable and you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, I love you and will kill myself to protect you. and the human race or whatever :3333" in season five. character development at it's finest
#This is dramatized but still true#jon would never say the last bit but he's thought it#he's sappy in his thoughts 10x the way he's sappy in his words#it's 2:30 in the morning im not coherent at all but this is true to me#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#jonmartin#martin blackwood#jarchivist#jmart
292 notes
·
View notes
Note
hiiiii - any thoughts on schlatt with an s/o who has tattoos? sfw & nsfw <3
(i think he’d LOVE tracing them, especially if it’s on their hip(s))
hello anon!! omg this is so perfect bc i currently have two tattoos and am definitely planning to get more soon :))
sfw:
♡ i feel like schlatt likes ppl who has tattoos idk why
♡ i can def see him finding you more attractive if you have them
♡ if you have a tattoo in a pretty noticeable place he notices it immediately
♡ asks so many questions about it and is so fascinated when u explain the meaning and stuff
♡ HIM GOING W/ U TO GET ANOTHER ONE
♡ grabbing his hand if the pain is a little too much :(
♡ and he just marvels at how the ink adorns your skin
♡ getting his initials tattooed...
♡ that just about sends him to heaven.
♡ if you're cuddling he loves to be able to see your tattoo so he can trace the lining with his finger :(
♡ loves taking pictures of you with your tattoo(s) in view <3
♡ if you have any on your arms or hands he takes pictures of you holding hands, making sure the tat is in view :)
♡ and then making that pic his lockscreen <333
nsfw:
♡ if you have a tattoo in a more hidden place, you LOVE teasing him about it
♡ he gets so flustered thinking about what you have underneath your clothes
♡ would jerk off imagining what it is and where it is because you won't tell him, it'd ruin the surprise!
♡ and when he gets his eyes on it, woof.
♡ kisses ALL OVER
♡ sending him suggestive pics/nudes of yourself in his shirt and making sure your tattoo(s) are in view
♡ esp if you have any on your chest, my god
♡ and if you have on your hips??????
♡ he just loves grabbing your hips in general but if you have a tattoo there his hands will be ALL OVER U AAAAA
♡ adding to the pictures thing: he has sm polaroids of your naked body especially in the areas where your tattoo(s) are
♡ if you have any on your hands he begs asks if you can hold his cock so he can take a picture
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt smut#schlatt x reader#jschlatt fanfiction#jschlatt imagine#schlatt imagine#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt fic#jschlatt fanfic
136 notes
·
View notes
Note
Ideas!
Bff Eren #10
Because there’s gotta be more Eren/Jean discourse before Jean comes to terms with the fact that he’s not getting his ex back. Eren being a smug ass mother fcker about it, too.
OR
Roommate Jean (well, poly boyfriend Jean). “You look pretty like that” prompt.
Maybe reader is handcuffed to a chair or in a bed? She’s an absolute mess because she’s dying to be touched and neither of her boyfriends will indulge her. They’re not sure if they even want to considering how pretty she looks all desperate and restrained. They’ll stroke themselves so close to her mouth, let her think she’ll get a taste. She stains her neck in hopes of getting a lick but they stay ever so slightly out of reach. 🤷🏻♀️
If I keep writing, I’m gonna end up sending a damn drabble to your ask box. 🤣
HIIIII kjt<333 omg.....this is like...such a difficult choice. honest to god i may pocket your first idea for something.....longer than a drabble ;)
so i'm gonna go with the second one bc i am OBSESSED with poly erejean like genuinely. obsessed. might have a part 2 coming for them too solely bc i love them<3
throwing all nsfw under the cut like always
"Not too tight, is it, baby?" Jean tugs the ropes digging into your skin into what has to be the final knot after nearly twenty minutes of positioning, repositioning, and admittedly, a rope burn around your ankle.
"Mm-mmm," you try to assure him around the gag in your mouth, shaking your head no. Jean smiles, places a laughably chaste kiss on your forehead.
"Such a good girl for us, aren't you? He's going to love it."
The ropes were Jean's idea; ever since he'd joined your relationship with Eren, almost everything was Jean's idea, having come so far from the timid, reluctant lover you'd made of him a few months ago. These days, Jean's nearly bouncing out of bed in the morning with a new idea to bring to the bedroom, and neither you nor Eren have the wherewithal to complain about it.
Eren's had a rough few weeks at work, and over coffee this morning, Jean had talked you into a "surprise" for your mutual boyfriend. This surprise had involved a trip to a sex shop, a hardware store, and an hour-long Youtube tutorial on knot-tying, but you'd figured it out together, and it's paid off.
Jean's got your arms above your head, secured to either side of the headboard, and your legs spread wide enough to incite a slight ache in your hips, ankles tied to your thighs and putting your already-dripping cunt on display. A black lace gag is holding your voice back behind your teeth, and the collar Eren and Jean had surprised you with last weekend jingles around your neck when you wiggle experimentally, testing the bonds that Jean's wrapped you up in.
"Can't get out, can you?"
"Mm-mm," you affirm, tugging on the ropes at your wrists to prove your point. Jean grins again, wicked and dark.
"Eren's not the only one getting a surprise today," he muses, knocking around in the nightstand drawer on your side of his bed.
What he pulls out makes your eyes widen.
"I didn't tell you, but I left a little pocket riiight..." Jean trails off, working the vibrator under a little slip in the rope, "here."
He angles it perfectly against your clit, not yet turning it on, but watching your reaction lecherously. You're already running hot with your movements restrained, already starting to feel the hum of lust buzzing through your body.
Before Jean can make another move, you meet eyes meaningfully at the sound of the front door opening, Eren's voice calling out into the empty apartment.
"You guys home?"
"Be right back, don't move." Jean snickers at his own joke, leaving you there bare and unattended.
Unable to move, your other senses hone in on every little bit of stimulus around you. The muffled sounds of conversation between Eren and Jean outside; you can hear Eren's disgruntled grumble, Jean's soothing timbre, but not what they're saying. The annoying, understimulating nudge of the vibrator against your center. The texture of the lace gag against your tongue, the way it's making you drool ever so slightly. And then the door clicks open.
"Fuck..." Eren trails off, eyes going wide. If you look close enough, you can see the front of his pants already beginning to tent. You're not sure what to do, so on display; you can't smile through the gag, can't even move in greeting, really. Jean's turned you into their little fuckdoll in the most literal sense of the word. Jean smirks proudly.
"Isn't she so-"
"So pretty," Eren breathes out, rounding the bed to caress your cheek, brush a thumb over your nipple, "you look so pretty like this, baby."
Jean comes behind Eren, wrapping muscled arms around his waist, palming slightly at the erection forming behind Eren's zipper. "She's all yours, we both are. Whatever you want tonight."
"Whatever I want, huh?" Eren's eyes darken. He turns his head over his shoulder to Jean, catching the other man's mouth in a slow, languid kiss. Watching them pulls a whimper from you, muffled by the gag, but insistent.
Jean breaks the kiss to frown down at you, reach over and flick the vibrator on, ripping a tinny whine out of your throat.
"Behave yourself, you're supposed to be his little surprise, remember?"
Eren smirks down at you through hooded eyes, lets one lazy hand drag soothingly up Jean's neck, lets the other come down to tweak your nipple roughly. "Let her act up a little. Can't punish her if she's not being a brat, right?"
#THESE WERE SUCH GOOD PROMPTS#i hope i did it justice#kjt.moot#ragehits1000#eren x reader#eren jeager x reader#jean x reader#jean kirschstein x reader#this was so tasty i smell a part two in the future#i can't write poly erejean and just LEAVE it there
83 notes
·
View notes
Note
hai
hai ash <333 :-3 omg hi...... haiiii :333 hiiiii :333 hellooooo :33333
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
YOU NEED TO WATCH ARCANE BTW it’s legitimately some of the best tv i’ve ever seen also your playlist is so good i will listen to it soon and then be back
TAKING NOTES TAKING NOTES!!!!
#rubbing my sick little hands together jumping up and down i cannot wait to hear ur thoughts omg#ty for the ask!!! <333#hiiiii bella :D
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
OK SO FIRST CONGRATS ON 300!!! WOOHOOO and secondly ik this is probably a lot and don’t answer it if u can’t but can you do Lemon shark, eels & manta rays? <333 CONGRATS!!!!
HIIIII HELLO FATIMAH<3333 THZNKS!!!! here it is :]]
⇢ ˗ˏˋ {lemon sharks}࿐ྂ cows!! i adore cows so so much oml i think they're gorgeous creatures and they represent kindness, they're so so sweet and aaaah i love them sm<333 i love all bovines tbh but ahhhh yeah they also gives off you vibes idk they're so pretty and kind and amazing
⇢ ˗ˏˋ {eels}࿐ྂ here it is!! i hope you like it<3
⇢ ˗ˏˋ {manta rays}࿐ྂ I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MY DAYYY YAY!! (i'm at church rn tho so it probably won't be long tho sorry) so i had sport we had basketball at our city' park it was really fun even tho we're shit :]] then i had history that was so boring omg hhjhjhhhhh i don't remember anything and then i had german and i really really wanted to kill some of my classmates they're so fucking loud i hate them with a burning passion there's also those two girls i HATE them really want to like smash their head against a wall yk anyway that made me angry but the rest of my day went well!!!! i had a harp class and it went so well omg i'm so so so happy i'm falling in love with playing the harp again (i was stressed for like the whole year zbt it but its starting to get better :]] ) and then i went to the bookstore omg hhjhjhhhhh it's been so longgg since i last went to the bookstore hjjhh i finally bought the third book of toa (i read the second one like 6 months ago oml) and i also bought the metamorphosis by kafka!! eeeee so so glad then i got home and hmm i did nothing special (i talked with @daydream-of-a-wallflower) anyway yeah it was a really nice day!!!!! i hope you had a nice day as well!!!! ily!!!!
15 notes
·
View notes
Note
omg hiiiii thumber uhmmm can I get uh uhhhhhhh yeah can I get a bisexual L'manbur and a c!Schlatt with the gilbert baker gay flag. smiles big and wide
enjoy :] <333
135 notes
·
View notes
Text
RAWR! OMG Hiiiii!!!! >w< <333
#scene#scene kid#scenecore#scene aesthetic#rawr xd#furry#furry oc#furry character#trans#trans girl#transgender#cat#catgirl#cat girl#chibi#chibi art#my art
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi!! for the ask game: what do you think of the dca's canon appearance? Scary? Cute? Something else?
Omg Vic hiiiii<33
People use very fitting word - skrunkly! Haven't found them scary, they're pleasantly ugly<333 I really liked their designs the second I saw them, very shaped guys with cool colour palettes
53 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
