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everyone say hi jordan ✌
#simblr#the sims 4#sims 4#ts4#ts4 cas#river dipping#jordan lesaint#echthroi#🦇#okay so for NOW this is jordan <3 tho this is subject to change... a little funny i'm already thinking abt switching his eyebrows lmao#but that's 2/4 of theo's friends done now :) jordan is the oldest of the group and he's a graffiti (mostly) artist as well as a musician#he's my little art school drop out vinyl record obsessed flower boy drummer MWAH#i should've given him a backpack bc he's always got one around his shoulder it's where he keeps his art materials yk#i also wanna find inhaler cc for whenever i make his apartment#he's either my oldest (inception not age) or my second oldest oc... actually hang on he'd be more like the second oldest or third oldest...#sunny was my oldest but i benched her years ago rip#i can't remember if jordan came before or after theo so idk if he's second or third but yeah <3 wasn't originally part of echthroi#bc echthroi is theo's story obviously but i added jordan to it later as one of theo's friends#anyway............... totally meant to post this earlier but i got caught up watching love is blind#i disliked last season but this one is really fun. my one (1) guilty pleasure reality show.#khadija mbowe put me on it with their ''love is...produced insecure and completely unhinged'' video essay <3#me promoting khadija any chance what can i say
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little guy harmless
#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#third life gtws#third life scar#third life goodtimeswithscar#mcyt#my art#okay so in second one aly has introduced me to the life series after life#and also the fact that grian is a watcher#and most likely just wont go there#so 3rdl scar is just waiting there for his buddy who he doesnt know is not coming ever#in every season he ends up alone in the after#like in 3rd life and double life hes with grian and like i explained#grian doesnt go to super hell right#and in last life hes completely alone#oh yeah aly has also told me that they end up in pairs there something something about scotts lore in last life i didnt listen#anyway hes all alone
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How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???
#Hayley Speaks#It might not hit as hard if you headcanon him as the baby in the flashback#But if you don't and you headcanon him as older than them it's like#Okay so he comes home to find out one of his younger brothers got kicked out#And the other moved all the way to the other side of the country#And then the news about Stan being dead comes up#So I fully imagine that while Stan never outright told him about what happened; he knows damn well that he's not Ford#Even after all the time they spent apart; that is so CLEARLY Stanley Pines who is suddenly going by Stanford#Maybe Stan hides his hands around Shermie to continue the con but Shermie knows#Which means something probably happened to Ford and Stan doesn't want anyone to know#So he keeps the secret and doesn't let on that he knows#He could always confront Stan about it but also like#The last time he really saw Stan was long before he got kicked out of the house#He does NOT want to scare off what is potentially the only brother he has left#He's always felt like the third wheel when it came to them; both because of the twin thing and the 'being the oldest' thing#Combined with the whole 'Pines men don't talk about their feelings' thing; he thinks it's best to just let Stan keep pretending to be Ford#And silently mourn the loss of the brother that the rest of the family doesn't realize is even gone#But THEN the grandkids are like 'Yeah Grunkle Stan's twin brother is back now!' and he's PISSED OFF#He kept Stan's secret for THIRTY YEARS and the bastard didn't even have the gall to let him know that Ford was back face to face#Neither of the bastards had the gall to do it?!#They just took off on a fishing boat together in search of adventure??#He's so mad at them but also...that is so painfully in character for them. At least from the memories he has of them as young kids.#But also.......he's their brother#They couldn't have told him ANYTHING???
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uhh heres some oc art 👍
#ignore the shitty formatting idk what im doing#scribbles#ocposting#designs in the first one r kinda rough i havent figured out color palettes for two of them yet#i hate designing outfits im so bad at it 😭#oh also character in the third image was designed by @/cybercreature on . scratch. lol#i should talk abt my ocs man … none of these guys have actual stories or plots but like they have . vague lore yknow ?#like the first three are the lps ocs i mentioned in the tags on the previous art post uhhh okay everyone in the middle#row doesnt have lore but thats okay. its fine. who care#and the bottom row are my silly mascot esque guys#not that they are mascots for Me but that theyre like. meant to evoke those sorta designs#idk if that makes sense or if i even did that well. lol#uhmmmmmm yeah idk where i was going w this#i have soooooo much art i could post but i hate tagging stuff =\#like idk i hate attention being perceived stresses me out so bad#but also i want ppl to see my stuff yknow?????? i like sharing my art????????? idk#i think theres smthn wrong w me /silly
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poor olimar. he's not even a full inch tall and he's been sent to the Horrible Alien Death Planet so many times and it's still unclear wether he got to see his family in-between these journeys
#okay. definitely between pikmin two and three he got to finally see his family again. but the gap between one and two?#'hey there guy whos been struggling to survive on an alien planet for a month!'#'yeah so.... erm... you know that alien planet you almost died on?'#'yeahhh... well... you kinda have to go back. sorry. no you do not have time to see your wife and kids or sit down or shower or eat or-'#and then he gets paired with the absolute degenerate (affectionate) that is louie and instantly thrown back into that death trap#like. hes 1.9cm/0.75in tall please let him have nice things#and i am saying all of this with pretty limited knowledge#....he got to see his family after pikmin two right? he got to rest? he got to go a minute without being in mortal peril right?#i know he was in mortal peril again in the third game but he seems to have come back to earth On Purpose that time#granted everything went awfully wrong again but he and louie seemed fine for the first few minutes?#then olimar gets yoinky sploinkied by the magma wraith and louie robs three peoples food supply (albeit in self defense) but. details#why cant olimar have nice things#oh yeah i dont know what happened in the fourth game. i think its a soft reboot of the story? and if we consider that to be the case then-#POOR OLIMAR#poor little guy. hes not even 2cm tall and he has encountered such hardships
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"Okay the first kiss is going to be here-"
<ends up writing it much earlier>
"O-okay well they're only going to reveal their feelings in this chapter-"
<much earlier>
(holding back tears) "S.. so the smut's g-going to start in-"
<even earlier>
#a funny#writing woes#so hilariously the reasons for each of them have all been different#the first (which has been published) was because of Clay being convinced that had to happen at that point#the second was both of us going ''okay they're both talking they both suck at talking about feelings but even they would figure it out''#and then the third was Dual going ''actually... hang on if we just... (really subtle but clever way for one of them to hint they're DTF)''#and then Clay responding with ''... 🤔 Given the current situation... Yeah that'd lead to smut alright''#so congrats y'all are getting the smut earlier AND a bonus chapter!#also for slight clarification: the shift of where the first smut happens in the story is more drastic than the shift for the confession#not NECESSARILY that the smut happens before the confession
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You've heard of crazy cat lady, now get ready for crazy bird baby
#Demon Spawn#my baby sister is obsessed with birds#she has multiple bird cuddlies of different types#she loves bird watching has done since she was tiny but since shes become a toddler she keeps tryin to catch them seagulls crows magpies etc#and unfortunately my parents live at the seaside so theres plenty of birds apparently they were at the beach the other day#she was following after a crow and when my mum told her to leave it alone she said 'its okay im just gonna pet it'#like my mum was the one being ridiculous of course shes got to pet the crow 🙄 god mum#my mum wants to get her a budgie for her birthday#and im running out of bird toys to buy because weirdly they dont make many bird cuddlies 🤔 guess kids dont like birds#i bought her a crochet duck when she was born and quack was the first animal noise she learnt shed call all birds quack#bought her a seagull cuddly on holiday because theyre her second favourite and she kept trying to catch one to keep#bought her a flamingo (mingo) for christmas which is her third favourite thats shes named fred#i also bought her a djunglskag yeah she doesnt care. she got bought loads of elephants nope. birds only#shes gonna have a crow crew when shes older i can tell
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‘you don’t seem too happy tho :(’ cunt I’ll bite you
#THE ACTUAL CHEEK OF HER LET ME CALM DOWN BEFORE I RANT FUCK MEEEEE THIS GIRL THIS GIRLYPOP EVEN#right so I’ve got a mate that I fell out with a couple weeks ago and she’s not confrontational but she IS the type to hold grudges#and express them in like. really petty ways. so like we settled our argument ages ago and I moved on bc i have a life#BUT IT’S OUR OTHER MATE’S BDAY PARTY TODAY AND IM NOT THAT CLOSE WITH THIS MATE BUT THIS GIRL IS HER FLATMATE YEAH#SO EVEN IF THAT MATE DIDNT INVITE ME DIRECTLY THEN THIS OTHER MATE THAT I AM CLOSER WITH WOULD HAVE#bc basically me her and another girl make a trip like we’re very close and it’s a very rigid trio set up#like you CANNOT invite two and not the other yk? guess what she fucking did#i only FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS PARTY BC THE THIRD GIRL IN OUR TRIO VERY CASUALLY WAS LIKE OH WHAT R U GONNA WEAR#AND I WAS LIKE??? TO WHAT??? AND SHE WAS SO BAMBOOZLED BC THATS HOW MUCH OF A GIVEN IT WAS THAT ID BE INVITED#BC MY MATE INVITED HER BUT NOT ME#and I’ve known that since yesterday morning but I was like okayyy okay im saying nothing am I fuck getting aggy bc I didn’t get INVITED#like that’s embarassing I’m staying silent. which I stick to until suddenly 5pm today#my mate that invited the other girl but not me messages me going#‘are you coming?’ GIRL??? AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY GASLIGHT ME LIKE ‘I MESSAGED YOU ABOUT IT’#YOU DID IN FACT NOT#AND I CANT PROVE SHES BEING INNOCENT AND PETTY BC WE FELL OUT AGES AGO BUT IT CERTAINLY FUCKING FEES LIKE IT#and even tho id acc like to have gone to that party I cut my nose off and was like nah im gonna sit this one out it’s just awkward now innit#and she was backtracking by that point bc i think she thought she’d just make me feel marginally uncomfortable and then I’d crawl over#like no bitch!!! and yeah I was a bit mardy on text and she HITS ME WITH THIS#‘are you okay’ ‘yeah you two have fun’ ‘you don’t seem too happy tho?’ YOU FUCKING RECKON???#furious tbh im scheming over how to retaliate even though i KNOW i shouldnt#petty petty girls grow up pls#hella goes to uni
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Jr. High Victoria Best
Came to the conclusion that she just wouldn't look like Victoria without the hair, but I wanted to give her short hair. So here is my aged-up Victoria Best to go along with the other middle schoolers.
#She's on the JV football team because of course she is she is Victoria Best.#You can't be homecoming queen in jr high so she is just in the court.#And also I love love love the headcanon that Victoria's powers are because she (and her brother) are cyborgs created by their parents.#So yeah. I see her cutting her hair and not maintaining one of her cyborg eyes as her rebelling against her parents. Cuz they suck.#SHE STILL WANTS TO BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING BUT NOT TO PLEASE THEM! OKAY!?#I have feelings about my Victoria Best headcanons. They are canon to me.#I'm doing Scoops next.#Wordgirl#Victoria Best#Violet Heaslip#Tobey McCallister the third#vampiric scribbles#I am cringe but I am free.
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I think I realized what was different about The Chosen this time…this is the first time where I was disappointed after watching it…which is just…well disappointing lol
#like I know any story might have things I don’t like in it#but this just seems so…tropey and just…want every secular story does? just…why?#and it confuses me when people are praising it?#like okay the first two episodes were awesome! great! loves them!#but the third one? just…makes it hard for me to remember the things I liked about the episodes cause the ugh thing just overshadows#anyways yeah we’ll see if I watch the last ones in theatres but my excitement for it is not there just like yeah disappointed#aceo rambles#the chosen#the chosen spoilers#I guess? 🫠#I’m still being vague lol
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Always lowkey hated how he stepped back and didn’t go to man city in 2020.. but right this moment? I’m absolutely mad that he didn’t go. Because if he had pushed harder against barto and not been the sentimental guy, we wouldn’t be here right now.. moving to mls when he still has so much football in him. ugh. And i thought it couldn’t get worse than psg. Welp, he proved me wrong.
#got this ask before messi's interview dropped so i'm sure you've softened up to him a lil anon lol#(it's okay we were all mad and confused at the beginning)#but yeah im DEFINITELY still thinking abt 2020#abt pep flying to barcelona in the middle of covid to meet with messi#abt manuel estiarte saying 'now it's our turn to make you [messi] happy!' on his ig#i think abt it A Lot. abt all the alternative timelines. so many missed opportunities...#i can't express with words how much i hate barça bc even now in big 2023#messi loved them so MUCH he didn't even LOOK at those other offers from europe. was one of them mancity?#if it was i hope pep never ever reveals it bc the possibility of messi rejecting city for barça for a THIRD TIME#would genuinely make me noose myself#bc i won't even lie one last reunion between them is the closure i needed. something. anything#and now it's gone. not to be dramatic but i will forever be in mourning#asks
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#so there's this girl#and there's this conversation I had where I told Prettyboy about a coworker whose version of polyamory is#'she says she needs me back in Washington but I don't have a job there. I keep telling her to get another boyfriend while I'm out of town#just make sure he's not around when I visit so I don't have to fight anybody'#That tickled me. And the conversation ended with me getting like a third of a hall pass. I gotta call if anything happens.#Call so Prettyboy feels like he's part of my romantic life even when the romance isn't him#Which is the opposite track of the one I was giggling about okay yeah#But like my best friend here is. Super pretty. Ridiculously pretty.#And kind and works hard and takes care of the people she loves. She's always finding ways to help me.#And she's vegan and loves my cooking and that's my love language okay#I wanna make sure she eats I wanna see what happens if she's given full reigns on dominance I want I yearn#And we talk for hours about nothing but it's been weeks since I've been like one third available and I dunno how to tell her#Or if I should or if I'd be just another person in her life who wants her for what she can do for them#I think my intentions are good but it's lonely. The long distance and the seasonal work and the isolated town up in the mountains.#And maybe I just want to be held.#I know she's grey ace and a lot of the romantic relationships she's had in the past were very manipulative and not what she really wanted#Maybe that's what's pulling me in so hard like am I just insecure and want to prove myself yet again#I've always been drawn to flaky people#I wanna be the one person they show up for#This is the thing that I actually need to process in therapy and can't just lsd the anxiety away#Though that worked for most things#Take hallucinagens. Once.#I'm such a hugger but only worked up the courage to hug her a few days ago.#We've been talking (lowercase t) for months.#And I know she has her own long distance unicorn relationship back in Kentucky. I'm hoping the subject will just surface again.#And then I can say hey#I think you're really pretty
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Sota press f
#the adventures of puss in boots#justin and the knights of valour#art#spoiler#helen thinks#in one second this man managed to lose for the third time in his life#(I'll explain later what's so funny. okay. yeah)
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customer service is wild
#I was supposed to go on break at 7:30 and it turned 7:30 while I was halfway through one customer with on more in line with just a few thing#So I figured okay I’ll flip off my light and get through these two then go on break. Well naturally a third lady joins the line#The night is pretty dead so I just go “oh ma’am if you would mind popping down to lane three they can get you all taken care of :D”#And she with peak exasperation she goes “NO there’s a long line at three. There’s a long lane everywhere actually”#I just shrug and go about finishing the person Im ringing up intending to just dip the moment im done and let her go wait in the line#Then I notice one of the lanes down there is open and literally empty so I go “Hey ma’-am lane four is just opening up now if you want to-“#And she interrupts me to go “Yeah I see. I think it’s been open the whole time I think” and walks off#And I…. I’m not sure what to say to that#Did she know the whole time? Did she just not bother to look and noticed while waiting?#I presume she was already frustrated and just snapped at me without really looking so go off I guess? Go off I guess lol#Tonight has been a weird night#Little children have been weird#Adults have been weird
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always good to remind oneself that it is always an option to simply block and ignore people who are being Weird To You on your posts. it is never necessary to engage. If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks.
#gav gab#sometimes people will invest their entire personality in being pr/osh/ip or whatever#and then they will take any post they can get their hands on and use it to be like#OH SO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITE FICTION? YOU HATE QUEER PEOPLE?#YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL AND FAKE?#YOU THINK THE HUNGER GAMES MAKES SUZANNE COLLINS A CHILD KILLER?#YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO WRITE TEEN CHARACTERS IN RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD DIE?#and you just gotta look at those people and go#wow! okay! you seem normal! and then you move on#i simply dont have time for people who are gonna leap on any opportunity they can to try and trap me into an argument#about whether or not it is weird for people to be writing hardcore smut about characters who are in middle school#Do Not Start Shit With Me Over This Post#neither pr/osh/ip nor an/ti/sh/ip but a secret third thing#(a person capable of holding nuanced and situation-based opinions who writes a lot of quote unquote 'dark shit')#(but who also thinks that 'chill bro it's fiction you're the purity police youre the fan caps youre a puritan catholic whatever')#(is not a free pass to do whatever you want forever without criticism)#(no people who write a fic that happens to include rape or torture or suicide or whatever aren't monsters or whatever)#(yes people who write uhhhh rpf rape smut about teenage actors or whatever are engaging in seriously fucked up shit they shouldn't be doing)#(NUANCE. CRITICAL THINKING. NOT PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE THINGS. IMAGINE IT!)#like yeah searching out a one sentence personal post i made two months ago to reblog it and accuse me of being some kinda puritan#because it had some vague language (about something not actually related to fic at all - it was abt tagging unreality) that you interpreted#as me expressing distaste for whatever gross shit you take offense at having referred to as 'gross shit'#that's totally normal and chill and non-harassing behaviour#unlike the people you're screaming about in every other post at the speed of light#good job you won being the rational adult here lmfao
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have been getting into tft lately
#okay story time. one of my classes is a class with second and third year students in my major and we do a semester long project w a sponsor#and we are grouped with usually around half and half second and third year students#and we get freshman next sem which means i become a mentor. which is besides the point. my friends think this will be funny though#so one of the people in my group is like oh cal do u know tft and im like uhh yeah but its been a while since i played#and she showed me some stuff and im getting back into it. im not good at all#but its fun i just move stuff around and have fun#caltxt
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