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allofuswantgwinam · 5 months

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im trying to pretend JK is not going to the military bc no he isn’t and i love him

#everytime i see it im like ‘bye nope’#so when it happens #🤣🤣🤣🤣#idk how I’m supposed to continue ignoring it once it happens 🤧🤧🤧#guess I’ll just hibernate for two years #problem solved #jking #but I’m not kidding #makes me feel stupid but I’m not ok about this I hate it 💀💀💀#i almost started crying i s2g and it made me feel stupid 😩 he just a person

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istanbulite · 2 years

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how dare u treat me standoffishly after i ignored u for 1.5 month?

#xx #im jking but also i know i have no right but also im TRYING ok 😭

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hyperspacial · 4 years

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Inspired by literally every white boy I match with on Bumble

#im jking i dont use bumble #i use taimi but NONE OF THE LESBIANS WILL MESSAGE ME BACK #midsommar #joker #jesus christ when i typed in joker it suggested the tag joker x reader #ARE YALL OK #my post

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innocentbeing · 3 years

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..........ciel hurting himself on purpose whenever he feels lizzie getting too close to leaving him

(👌👌👌)

#*marge simpson voice* i just think its funny #jiUHYSUHDUSG NOOOO IM JKING PLS LMAOO #do not do that kids thats very bad and manipulating and im pretty sure is an abuse tactic SDUHISD #OK BUT... ITS JUST.. I JUST.. FGHJ IMAGINE:#ciel: oh man i think that last murder really got to her. quick somebody stab me so she wont leave #SYGDUHIS OR JUST BASICALLY LIKE.. ''hm. i crave affection.'' *gets a paper cut* *clears throat* OW #lizzie bursting through the door: WHAT HAPPENED?? :((#ciel: yes good.#its... its the insecurity of it. the 'im selfish and i want you here' the 'you'll be fine without me but im going to hold you back #*GASPS* MAYBE ITS NOT LIZZIE THAT NEEDS TO LET GO OF RCIEL BUT RCIEL WHO NEEDS TO LET GO OF LIZZIE 😲🤯🤯#ok lemme calm down LMAOOOO going WAY off track SDGUSHI #dnt look at me

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staygoldjimin · 5 years

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what if.....taehyung drops his own cypher

what if....hes finally rapping in this song he’s about to drop....

rapper taehyung coming for ya’ll

#yall not ready #lol jking #hes probably gonna release a slow song #which is ok #ill take anything from tae #hes so talented #i can't wait for this song to drop #kjsfhdkjhfsdf #im exCITED #taehyung #kim taehyung #bts v

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jinlix · 5 years

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OH SOVNDMDS

#oKAY SO I WATHED THE SKZ X THBZ LIKE ALL OF THAEM AND FIKAKNDJDJWJMX #amxj #IDK LOOK SJDBSHS I SJCNSKCNSNDMSMDKKS THIS US THE BEST COLAB #im so sjddndnsnd in love WTF #pwrhaps teared up when i saw hyunjjn going to the center but amuwas #LISTEN SJDJDDN MY PACE WAS SO GOOD WHAT EVEN WAA THAF VERSION #I LOVE IT SO KUCHSJDJSJDND #when changbin chan and felix appeared i literally said 'oh no' out lpud like skdnskdkskdkdd #but pls i know it isnt just me being biased so pls someone agree with me that #hyunjin and his dancing gets even more beautiful each day #i literally had to stop at his part in my pace and ON THE DANCE BREAK LIKE WTF #when he was in the center MY HEART SHDHSHDHS SHE WAS BEATING SO FAST #I REALLY NEED TO STOP TO BREATH RN LIKE SJDSJDJD IM NO T JKING #him and changmin did so well they are really the rookie dancers #i sjdjsjdjdjs am so proud of both groups like even if im more of skz bc jddjjsjdjs you know #they are the ults.... but like both did so great im screaming really the rookies of the year #also is jisung growling too now bc BOY WTF SJDJSJDN #anyways im in tears pls if someone guf hyunjin in any of the performances lmk pls pls #that cute smile before doing his part^tm in my pace was thehsbdjslast strw #dkdskkdkskdnsns goshshdhshdhssb i love him so much ok im done bye i love 9 boys #kelly says #dl

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babyleclerc · 6 years

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Do you still write?? Because if you do would you please write something with Tom Hiddleston? Maybe something angsty with the keywords sex and timing? You’re amazing and thank you in advance!❤️

L O L at your q if I still write. HONESTLY IT’S A MYSTERY TO ME TOO, FAM!!!

u g h I have so many hiddles feels and idk what to do w/ them. thinking about the other anon who asked for a ‘losing virginity’ fic sooo maybe both of these requests go hand in hand?? i will keep you posted !! thank you for requesting, angel!

#im jking im trying to write ok #writers block is so REAL it hurts #ask #answered #anon #anonymous #nonnie #fic inspiration #requests

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frieschan · 2 years

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adult trio w/ half non-human s/o!

character/s featured: h. morow, c. lucilfer, i. zoldyck x f! reader (in order)

unrequested | headcanons//fluff-smut(ish)

TW: MINORS DNI!!!

AN: made this cause i was bored :D (i was in class bro 💀)

NOT BETA-READ 🐖|| NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME

Hisoka Morow w/ a bunny girl (*￣3￣)╭

infinite teasing

he didn't have shame when he grabbed one of your ears

he always calls you "bunny girl" and even bought you the playboy fit

ngl you being in a bunny outfit while him in his usual is GOALS

showing you off like crazy

like we get it your girlfriend is a bunny 😶😶

with you being part rabbit, you had naturally strong legs yeah he made you suffocate him with your thighs

whenever he saw you fight with your legs, he started acting up n shiii

was trying his best not to move around too much while watching but DAMN

the way you just nonchalantly jumped up high and slammed the enemy into the ground with your toned legs?? watch out mirko (jk ily mommy)

was all too much for the clown

right after the battle had ended

hisoka was ALL OVER YOU.

ok but imagine hisoka pulling on your ears while youre SUCKIN HIM AWF

he kinda loves the fact that you look so innocent with the bunny ears but youre literally his cock sleeve that he loves

he got you multiple styles of a playboy bunny outfit

got him having a thing for thighs

lowkey wants you to step on him and ride him with your thick thighs

dom bunny reader? maybe.

"my little bunny, you were teasing me with that strength you showed in that battle, weren't you?" Hisoka smirked while placing you on the counter top and licking his lips, staring into your orbs.

Raising an eyebrow at the man in front of you, you crossed your arms and legs and stared intently into those golds of his. "what are you accusing me of?"

"those lips of yours are lying, bunny." he pointed out while putting his thumb on your chin, forcing you to stare at his golden irises. "Maybe I need to teach you how to not spit out lies to someone like me."

Chrollo Lucilfer w/ a female succubus (^^ゞ

no one can tell me otherwise that he wouldn't be interested in satanism or sum

He heard about succubuses but never really learned about them till he met you

suddenly his books are about succubuses

legit thought they didn't exist tho </3

but now he has you so uhm

he loves touching your horns! especially when you're sucking him off

he thinks your abilities as a succubus are really interesting!

he won't treat you any differently if he had a human s/o though

he likes it whenever you fly beside him, makes it easier for him to check on you when the both of you are out

so yk how he sits on that one rock at the top

yeah he has you on one of his legs and you two look like the best evil power couple

istg it looks like youre the succubus that made him a priest gone wrong 😭😭

but like he loves it

its like you tempted him into sinning and he doesnt regret it

k time for nsfw fo0r the thirsty hoes LMAO IM JKING

MIRROR SEX.

he wants to see your face contort into a lewd look while he ruins you and your horns top it off

whenever he bends you over, he makes sure to pull on your wings while ramming into you

so romantic

he feels like hes sinning when he goes down on you and he lives for it

if he feels like being slow and sensual, he'll rub your wings very slowly and gently

either way, youre gonna end up as a panting mess <3 no escaping it

The only thing that was audible in the bedroom was the skin slapping and your little mewls. You were panting and overstimulated from Chrollo's cock ramming into you for hours.

Your legs were shaking and dripping with your juices—your arms gripping the sheets below you as some sort of reliever from all the pleasure. It felt like you were going to go crazy from the overstimulation and overwhelming pleasure.

Just as your arms were about to give out, you could feel Chrollo tugging on your wings, earning a loud whine from you.

The moment that he heard your reaction, the intended time would be extended a bit.

Illumi Zoldyck w/ a neko girl (ง •_•)ง

with Silva's eyes I really think that the Zoldyck family members are into cats 🙂

so when Illumi met you he was originally just going to not care.. 💔

till he saw your neko features

listen

he kinda acted up : )

but then he thought you were weak so ig no chance

but tHEEEN HE SAW YOUR FIGHT

(im so sorry for the buts)

k so hes hooked

when u guys started dating you liked to lay on his lap while he scratched the back of your ears

he kinda does treat you like a house cat

HE ACCIDENTALY BABIES YOU.

and also his family loves your cat features and you in general

killua alluka and kalluto cling to you whenever they can

milluki almost got sentenced to death by illumi when he tried to get you to cosplay one of his fav chars tho </3

illumi kinda got a bit possessive after that

aka giving you a collar with his name on it

he kinda gets off to you being so vulnerable towards him when hes on top

your tail curlin n shiiii

yeah you got rammed

You felt so naked and vulnerable to the man in front of you. Your collar signifying that you were his property and only his. He was your master and your beloved.

He slowly got on top of you, curling your tail around his leg. You were excited but nervous with what he had in store—your thoughts being cut off by him smashing his lips into yours, forcing his tongue into your mouth.

You couldn't help but mewl at how rough he was being. You couldn't help but fantasize on what was going to happen.

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miintee · 7 years

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B o o n k g a n g *snatches ideas for drawings* YeET *eats an orange aggressively and runs*

SLAY THEM DRAWINGS BUDDY CHUM PAL SEIZE THE WORLD

but leave credit okay (´⊙ω⊙`) dont make me chidori ur ass to oblivion

#im jking i wont chidori u #just make sure to credit ok :<#im still starting out sooooo i wanna spread the blog name as much as possible #but im honored!#;;minty fresh time [ask]#;;they remain nameless [anonymous]

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monstvrsfm · 5 years

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( anya taylor-joy, she/her ) — did you see jane walking through the streets of forks? the 20 / 1219 year old ( twi ) vampire of the volturi coven has been in town for two days. people in town seem to say that they’re disciplined and devoted, but i’ve definitely seen them acting pretty sadistic and apathetic, too. hopefully they don’t cause too much trouble in town. ( mipsy, 27, cst, she/her. )

alright, listen up fives, a ten is speaking no, i’m jking, or am i? haha, hi everyone! i’m mipsy, 27, in the central tz, goes by she/her pronouns and i’m playing the callous little girl devil queen, herself, jane of the volturi! this is my first time playing her, so i’m gonna try my best #goldstar. underneath you’ll find my short intro, and make sure you smash that LIKE button if you wanna plot w/ an icon, and i’ll come to your IMS, or feel free to HMU at any time and i’ll get back to you asap!

https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Jane , links to her bio because, look, it’s been decades since i’ve seen twilight, and seeing as it came out in 2008, tells you: it’s been so long, i can’t count.

but it’s ok because jane wasn’t featured too much in the movies ( or the books ).

so my interpretation will include her movie canon + my own headcanons i create, as i go along. i’ll add in a little of book canon because, again, haven’t read the books in awhile. haven’t read the books in awhile, haven’t seen the movies in awhile. what are you doing playing a twilight character mipsy?

mun ≠ muse. if when she comes off rude, well...that’s kindof...her thing. you try being burned at the stake by stupid humans, and you tell me if you’re not a little angry. sorry, jane came out.

jane really doesn’t have many friends, or friends at all. she’s become so callous, so sadistic, so cold-hearted to the world, after a thousand years, she’s apathetic. but she wasn’t always that way. she does feel the closest to her brother alec, and her master aro. tho her connection to alec is pure, while most of her connection to aro was manipulated by chelsea. i wanna say her entire connection to him isn’t completely chelsea since aro did stop the burning madness and gave her and her brother a new life. i wanna say she does share an admiration for him that comes from her cold dead heart. but, idk, maybe that’s just me.

jane looks very childlike, and statuesque (beautiful like most twi vampires). wide set eyes, full lips, and all. she has a very ‘ curious child ‘ look to her.

dw, i will always ask the other player if it’s ok to use her ability on them, if she feels the need. she can control herself, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t acted wildly sometimes, or used her ability freely before. but i’m not gonna godmod, i’m not gonna be that person.

she’s basically here to strike some fear into some people, along with other volturi duties from the plot, but that’s basically it as to what i have to say about jane! or what i can remember. i’ll get started rping tomorrow, so you can hmu for plots or whatever in the meantime!

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

#dawned:intro #queue.#i hate to leave like this but i gotta catch some z's

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taeyamayang · 2 years

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omg ok im here for some now!!! 3, 10, 42, 43!!! :):):)

you pulled the uno reverse card this is so cute lmao thank you bubs!

3. favorite love song?

ㅡi don't have a favorite love song but here are some i fancy:

• You're Gonna Live Forever in Me - John Mayer

• Love Like You - Steven Universe

• Trivia: Love - BTS (not really a love song but it talks about how love can be perceived in many ways. is it a person? a color? a feeling? i love it)

10. favorite milkshake flavor?

ㅡmango or strawberry :D

42. do you prefer gazing wistfully out the window or lying dramatically over the sofa?

ㅡthe former bc i am an infj lol jking i don't like dwelling too much on my emotions. i don't like feeling intense feelings all at once because it makes me feel overwhelmed. i'd rather ponder about anything and everything while i gaze out the window. besides, what's outside the window are usually plants and i love plants :)

43. favorite ABBA song?

ㅡDancing Queen! because it reminds me so much of my childhood and karaoke!

#pea.ask.games

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sweetcandylover11-blog · 6 years

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Ok so im on twitter and i come across this This is so cool like im not jking

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jaxonah · 6 years

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Chose monsta x over ur own husband... Woww... (Im jking i feel ur pain)

AIGHT OK TO BE FAIR I DIDNT KNOW BABY BOY WAS COMING TO MY STATE TILL AFTER I PURCHASED TICKETS TO MX

#nobody come for me this was an honest mistake #but kinda not cause mx is my ult group..#wish I had all the money and time in the world ja feel

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fmdxjerome · 6 years

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OK I WAS SO ANGRY WHEN I WOKE UP BC i LosT All mY INSant MESSagES PRocESS OnLY bc I FEll AslEEP beHInd mY LAptoP (a hazard dotn be ME) aND mY ASS forGOT TO SAVE BETWEEN WRITING but then i saw nari was back so im fine again bc ???nari (though my soft heart isnt getting my writing back so people who are i owe things in IMs- naomi is HERE todAY. to SLAY bc i sAY so. i cant rhyme. i have more to write in ims than i have rp wise how-)

ALSO

UHH EXcuSEZ-MOI?? aNOTHER PRECIOUS FRANÇAIS OUIOUIOUI BABY CROISSANT??????????? IS DAD BAGUETTE AKA JEROME GAUTHIER GETTING A SECOND BIOLOGICAL SON??????????????? (bc look.. person.. whoever u r..

imjuststatingfacts

im jking but rly-

i..i need to stop this dad jerome deal but who am i to denY my sons dadmenship

#Writer Speaks.#ooc. { idrank the caffeine again sOMEONE STOP ME FROM DOING THIS I CRASH SO HARD }#{ anYWAY im writing nd finishing up somETHINg in LE phOTOshOP ok bye }

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sugawara-sweetheart · 4 years

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Free time has been spent trying to organize my dash, which is going *terribly!* btw😭 i started writing my own stuff recently and my pc does not like tumblr for some reason, and its brand new so I don't get it ugh. I have to post on mobile so Hopefully I'll figure that out soon. But yes!! Prioritize your education!! I stan study time over horny time😤ok, so usually I start by 10/11pm & most mornings I'm off by 5:30 :) I don't have a set daily schedule, but the times are pretty consistent. -Yuli

oh no i’m sure it’s going better than you think!! my dash is a mess that i check it for 5 seconds and then get overwhelmed bahaha😔ooh you’re writing your own stuff is it dark content?? don’t be shy drop your @🤩i’m jking but like not really bc i wanna read your work🥺👉🏼👈🏼ugh that’s so annoying bc i’m ngl this app is shitty af but i hope you can get it sorted soon! i don’t know why it won’t work on your laptop :((

BAHAHAH STANNING STUDY TIME OVER HORNY TIME yes that’s good advice i’m studious but also horny🥰🥰but im sure i’ll be able to manage my time properly so i’m not fussed at all hehe ooh that seems quite long but as someone who‘s been sleeping around 4-5am i love being awake during the house because it’s so quiet, do you always feel like that?

#interacting #yuli💞✨#anon

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