Sometimes while going to the park, tommygotchi will find some friends!

Took the bus to the big city yesterday and it only stops near where I live in the early morning and late at night, so I left a bowl for Pandolf with enough food for his 2 meals of the day. He didn’t start eating because it was too early for breakfast and he’s punctilious about mealtimes, but I told him “Bon appétit” to Authorise The Kibble, then left. When I came home at night it was long past his normal dinner time yet I found the bowl half-full—he had eaten the breakfast portion but since he only got 1 bon appétit he didn’t dare to eat the rest for dinner. I don’t think if I had said it twice in a row he would have understood that one of them was a Bon Appétit voucher for his next meal unfortunately. But I’m always amazed by his scruples, he is the most principled animal I know. When he was a puppy he would try to stick his head in his bowl while I poured the food so I taught him to wait until he heard ‘bon appétit’ before going anywhere near it—and very quickly in his mind the words became an incantation that turns the contents of his bowl from a miasma of forbidden unthinkableness into edible food that belongs to him.

This is Pandolf waiting for me to cast the Legal Food spell:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT OUTLAW COWBOY MINGI????

you're his pretty little saloon girl he keeps at his side like one of his adored pistols. he hides you away, making sure you're safe and out of range before he shoots the bar up. Then when he's done, he's taking his coat off and spreading it across the pool table so you have something comfortable to lie down on while he fucks you 🤤 and then he's making you ride him with his hat on...

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

When Gramps talks about his ailments

It makes me so happy that from now on watching any Star Wars movie or show that takes place after this point, I can know in my own heart that whatever is actually happening on screen, off somewhere in the same world, Jack Black and Lizzo are happily ruling their little deranged dome utopia.

POV: You made eye contact!! 🤍✨

(I have a small headcanon that her blood is ichor, and starts to emanate light when warmed- which is really just an elaborate excuse for me to draw her with glowy cheeks whenever they flush!! ☺️)

22 days until gaon's 22nd birthday

day 3 - gaon pushing back his hair

Headcanon no one asked for

Listen they're kids discovering the internet for the first time, they are going to have a kpop phase and it's gonna be all Hashtag's fault.

Twitch: She is an Itzy girlie. She will learn the dances even if she can't do them very well. Her bias is Yeji. (Twitch is a Sneakers defender SRRY GUYS)

Thrash: He would not call himself a STAY because he isn't that invested in any of the members, only the music. When Hashtag showed him District 9 his life changed

Nightshade: Isn't into Kpop EXCEPT for TXT. Hashtag showed them CROWN and the next time she visited Nightshade's lab they were blasting The Chaos Chapter: FREEZE on the speakers. They do not have a bias they love all the members.

Jawbreaker: NewJeans. He likes the chill vibes the songs give him serotonin. Is too nervous to try to learn any dances tho. His bias is Danielle.

Hashtag: AESPA. Discovered Black Mamba then proceeded down a rabbit hole into every kpop group in existence. Of course, she dragged her family into it as well. She is a chronic MV streamer, she watches the vlogs, and is currently waiting for her shipment of lightsticks to arrive. Aespa may be her ult group but her actual stan list is longer than the Geneva Convention

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Hmm, what did today's Word of the Day make me think of

Just a few million years to bake

so there's a youtube content creator who has been dm-ing leez, maddox, eden, etc. on instagram ASKING THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HONGJOONG TO HAVE HONGJOONG LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THEY WROTE

and... oh my god... it's... so wattpad adjacent and the people hyping this person on youtube for... trying to achieve a... "dream" ???? and the way this person introduced themself with "hi my ultimate group is ateez and xikers" and ended with "please show hongjoong this" with a link to a video they posted that has a cowboy hongjoong thumbnail like wh0t

Sonic Superstars

Bridge Island Act 2

trying to look up hair care tips because my hair (which i'm PRETTY sure is 2b) can't decide whether it wants to be a dry twig nest or an oily mass of grease-coated wetness at any given time. the problem is that most articles are very fashion-oriented for women with mainstream styles so they're like "congrats on your perfect feminine gorgeous beachy waves :) you are so pretty and perfect :) here are all the products to buy if you want to keep being a model-beautiful woman who turns men's heads" and after 5 minutes spent scrolling thru these webpages i'm like ok. i'm gonna go shave my head now.