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kittenintheden · 24 days

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Right Side of My Neck

so yeah I did that. it's a 420 weed sex fic. let's go.

Rating: E Pairing: Astarion/Ori (female OC) Word Count: 1.8k Content: 18+, post-canon, established relationship, AU or possible future for NYS we don't know?, oral sex, PIV sex, mirror sex, stoned sex, recreational drug use, safe sane consensual.

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Ori reclines on a chaise in their shared flat and gazes out the window as dusk approaches, the last strips of orange-red glow fading on the horizon beyond the city’s rooftops. Her knees are folded up to her chest and she smiles, eyes half-lidded as she raises a hand-rolled cigarette to her mouth and takes another drag, holding it in her lungs for a few seconds before she parts her lips and lets the smoke flow out over them, spilling like a waterfall.

Stars begin to blink into the stretching black sky like someone’s poking holes through the dark to let the pinlight past.

From the other room, Astarion approaches in his loose casualwear, holding a silver goblet in each hand. He dangles one beside Ori’s shoulder and she reaches up with her free hand, taking it and smelling the contents. A rich, dry red. Her favorite.

“You always know the exact thing,” she says, raising her face to pay him an adoring smile.

He stands above her and strokes his fingers through her hair, tilting his head. “I know you. And I am glad for it.”

Ori hums, taking a sip of her wine before she sets it on the nightcast windowsill. She takes his hand and pulls him downward until he chuckles and sinks to his knees beside her, leaning in close to brush their noses together before he sits back and drinks from his own goblet.

“You,” he teases at a lilt. “Smell like devilweed.”

“Do I?” she teases back with a smirk, bringing the cigarette in for another light drag. She releases the smoke out of the side of her mouth. “Pity. That shit makes me so silly in the head.”

“Tragic,” he agrees sadly. “I do prefer you oh-so-serious.”

“I know, but it’s been such a long day,” she says. “Hasn’t it?”

He takes another drink. “Wouldn’t know. I just woke up.”

“Lazy little house lad,” Ori says. “Come here.”

Astarion lets her lift his chin and tilt his mouth toward hers. She sucks in a draw, embers glowing red in the dark, and holds it on her tongue. When she puts her thumb on his bottom lip, he lets her prise it open and blow the smoke into his mouth, punctuating it with a light lick followed by a kiss.

He could hold it for an eternity, really, but he doesn’t. When he breathes out, the smoke curls between them and fills the room with its resinous, sticky scent.

“Mmmm,” he says. “What was that for?”

“You’ve some catching up to do,” she says, placing the cigarette in his mouth. He takes a drag of his own and then removes it with two fingers, tapping it against a nearby tray and setting it aside, still burning.

“Budge up,” he says, crawling up on the chaise next to her. “The stars won’t watch themselves.”

She chuckles and turns back to the window, scooting in closer so he can lay behind her. Within ten minutes, he’s pressing soft kisses to her bare shoulder and stroking down the length of her arm with his fingertips, tracing the twining lines of her tattoos to her wrists and back up again. He wriggles in tighter, murmuring lightly as he buries his face in her curls.

“Why do you always smell so good?” he groans beside her ear.

Ori shakes with giggles, her nose wrinkled up in delight. “That was quick.”

“You know what that shit does to me,” he purrs, nipping her gently on the ear before he reaches a hand around to tilt her face toward him so he can kiss her, licking languidly into her mouth to taste the weed and wine on her tongue.

She leans her head to the side to suck lightly along his neck. “I might have counted on it, admittedly.”

“Cheeky,” he breathes as he hooks his fingers into her loose trousers and pulls them down over her hips. “I like it.”

“I…” Ori cups his jaw in her hand and guides him in for a rolling wave of a kiss. “... like your mouth.”

He grins and lays his weight across her, shifting to one side so he can reach out over her head to pick up the smoldering roach, and takes a hit out of the side of his mouth before replacing it. He holds Ori’s eye as he moves down her body and stops where her split shirt lies open, exposing her from the ribcage down. Astarion tilts his head barely to one side, curls his tongue, and purses his lips, shaping the smoke as it flows along the dip between Ori’s ribs and folds back on itself.

Ori watches him briefly disappear behind the cloud as he laps at the skin below her navel in an open-mouthed kiss, moaning softly while he moves his mouth down to the crux of her thighs. He doesn’t even bother with pretense, his skilled tongue finding all her favorite places like he has her mapped from memory. She arches and whines, her thighs clamping around his ears as she reaches her hands down to tangle into his curls.

The devilweed twines through their blood, making everything go dilated and stretched taut. Every touch a caress, every stroke a spark. Astarion lights her up with lips and tongue, unable to stop grinning against her as he loses himself in touch and taste, scent and sound. His fingers reach along the outer edge of her thigh and he scratches over the skin there, eliciting a cry from Ori above him.

He furrows his brow and dips his other hand between his legs, running a palm over his hardened length, and oh, that’s nice, but that’s not…

Astarion loosens his bindings for some relief and returns his attentions fully. Ori’s wrapped one leg entirely around the back of his neck and her head’s thrown back as she cries out her pleasure. She’s been riding the swell for such a long, lingering moment, and he does something phenomenal, something like a firm stroke and soft flick, and she comes beautifully.

He doesn’t stop, even when she’s shaking around him. The fingers in his hair tighten, but she doesn’t pull him away. Time slows and all he knows is the smell of her and the taste of her and her thighs embracing him.

He makes her come again, then once more for good measure.

“Gods, enough,” Ori gasps, struggling to sit up and pulling him up by the shirt and using her hands and her bare feet and whatever else she can to help him disrobe above her.

Astarion feels her palms run up his torso from waist to chest and he shuts his eyes and lolls his head forward, her touch leaving a lasting stripe of pleasure wherever it goes. He barely registers it while she maneuvers him back onto one of the large cushions and slides off the side for a better angle.

Then he feels her mouth on his cock and all is right. Astarion arches himself back onto the cushions and sighs, spreading his legs and looking down the length of his body to see Ori flick her eyes up at him while she takes him, her lips so soft and sweet over his hardened length.

She was always beautiful in sunlight, and she’s beautiful still in starlight.

“Salen arael,” he says, swallowing around the dryness in his mouth.

Ori shutters her eyes and hums around him and it’s like feeling music set to the tune of lust. Astarion rolls his eyes back and smiles lazily, focusing on the indescribable pleasure of her mouth and the giddy joyous rush it is to love her. Both sides move together inside him, a coin spinning and spinning on its edge.

She gazes up at him as her tongue glides along his skin and she sees everything he never wanted her to, so long ago.

A man completely undone, his carefully managed hair askew and hanging loose in his eyes from sleep and sex, shirt come loose and hanging about his shoulders, eyes lidded and adoring, limbs heavy with the assurance of safety.

Ori takes him deep and takes her time pulling back and away. Without even needing to communicate it, Astarion is pulling her up by the wrists and turning her around, hands scrabbling at her hips as he guides her down onto his lap. She reaches between their legs to hold him steady while she sinks down onto him and they both moan out their want as she takes it all and their hips press flush.

Astarion would like it very much if he had the mental fortitude for a clever line or two, but at present, the best he’s got is “fuck with you very good,” which he doesn’t feel is up to his usual standard. Instead, he reaches around to cup her breast as he lets his body take over, rolling up into her and melting, melting.

When she reaches around behind her so she can wrap her hand about the nape of Astarion’s neck, Ori cracks her eyes open as she pants from the sensations washing over her and spots herself in the mirror across the way. Her shirt laid fully open, one breast bouncing a little more than the other as her hips rock upward, compelled by an invisible force.

“Ah fuck, that’s hot,” she gasps.

“Huhn?” Astarion grunts in question from where his face is buried in the crook of her neck as he fucks her.

“Don’t stop,” she responds.

He doesn’t. They fall into a slow, rhythmic rock, moving in tandem and enjoying one another, their minds and bodies in a relaxed sort of flow.

The impending promise of orgasm begins to prove too tempting to resist soon enough. Astarion wraps his arms about her torso and kisses at her neck, trailing one hand down between her legs.

Ori laughs, the sound achingly familiar. “Hells, four? You’re asking four?”

“Four is an excellent number,” he gasps. “Humor me. Soon.”

She lolls back against him and lets his careful fingers work one final reward from her.

Ori’s groan is long and low as she shudders from core outward, the heat of her warming him where he’s buried inside her. Astarion sighs out his rapidly approaching peak.

With effort, Ori turns her head to press her mouth against his ear and says, “Come inside.”

He presses hard up into her and holds her in place with his hands on her hips as he goes rigid and then shudders with a groan that’s one part incredible relief and one part disdain at a horrible pun.

Their rocking slows and he stays wrapped around her for a minute or two while they tease one another with aftershocks now and again.

“That joke is so bloody stupid,” Astarion croaks at her without moving, his head resting against her shoulder.

“Works every time, though, doesn’t it?” she teases.

He grumps noncommittally as he rolls them both back onto the chaise.

#astarion smut #bg3 smut #astarion x tav #astarion x oc #astarion x female oc #astarion x original female character #astarion x f!tav #kitten writes #not your sweetheart

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hailieshapedbox · 1 year

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oh shit happy 420!!!! its about to be big 4:20 time in the am no wonder i woke up

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weepingmilkshakedreamer · 6 months

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pizza t0wer/sugary spire inc0rrect qu0tez l0l

peppin0: n0ize, please calm down.

the n0ize: I asked for two large fries!

the n0ize: *dumps fries onto table*

the n0ize: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

peppin0: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

n0ize: Only if you also don't ask why.

n0ize: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

peppin0: ...

peppin0, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

peppin0: Just be careful, n0ize!

n0ize: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, peppin0!

n0ize: It's everything around me that's careless.

peppin0: Let’s write n0ize a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

peppin0: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

n0ize: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

peppin0: No, like, U R A Q T.

n0ize: Awwww!

n0ize: *nudges peppin0 at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. peppin0? Wake up, peppin0! Listen! They're sexless!

peppin0: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

pizzan0: pizzelle taught me to think before I act.

pizzan0: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

*pizzelle and pizzan0/cream puff are cuddling*

pizzelle: Tell me something I don't know about you.

pizzan0: *leans in to whisper in pizzelle's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.

pizzelle:

pizzelle: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

pizzan0: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

pizzelle: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

peppin0: I would do anything for money.

*later*

peppin0, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

the n0ize: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

guztav0: Ooh, yes please!

peppin0, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

the n0ize: It's not a bug though...

peppin0: ...

guztav0: ...

peppin0: Well I still don't want to see.

guztav0, realizing: Please don't throw-

the n0ize: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

guztav0: Guys, Mr. stick is missing.

peppin0: Good.

guztav0: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Mr. stick: guztav0, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

guztav0: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

peppin0: ...It was a bug.

guztav0: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Mr. stick: ...

peppin0: ...

guztav0: Stop looking at me like that!

guztav0, to peppin0: You have room temperature IQ.

peppin0: What's room temperature IQ?

Mr. stick: 73°.

peppin0: Oh, okay.

peppin0: How much is that in IQ?

guztav0: How did you even get in here?

the n0ize: peppin0's window! Or, as I like to call it, "the n0ize's door"!

peppin0: I’m closing the window.

stinky: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!

pizzan0: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!

*During the play*

pizzelle: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?

stinky: W-what’re donuts?

stinky: Oh my pizzan0.

pizzelle: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

stinky: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

*pizzan0 rushes by with an armful of water bottles* stinky: What's going on?

pizzelle: pizzan0 wouldn't drink water.

stinky: ...And?

pizzelle: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

pizzan0, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

pizzan0: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

stinky: 420?

pizzan0: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

pizzelle: 69.

pizzan0: Yeah it was 69.

*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*

stinky: How do you eat pickles?

pizzan0: What do you mean?

stinky: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

pizzan0: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.

stinky: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

pizzan0: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

stinky: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

pizzan0: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

stinky: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.

pizzan0: *Nods in agreement*

pizzelle: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

stinky: Jeez, okay.

pizzan0: Quit yelling at us already.

Peppin0: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.

Peppin0: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".

Peppin0: And I actually laughed out loud.

the n0ize: You have any sunscreen?

peppin0: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

the n0ize: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #sugary spire #some of these are peppinoise related btw lol #incorrect quotes #shitpost #funny shit

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mandiemegatron · 23 days

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AHHHH ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN YOU ON MY DASH!!! this close to just turning on tumblr notifs because i keep missing things from my moots and favs😣

anywayssss stalking everything i've missed now, please forgive me liking and commenting on old posts of yours I LOVE YOU!!!

side note, you look sooo cute in that 420 vid even if you were stoned and i really liked your new croc fic. love insane men<3

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I LOVE when people like and rb shit from me, I feel like a lil fandom hub from mutual to mutual and it makes me honestly feel truly so happy 😭😭 LMFAOO thank you sm, I got some very special j's from my fave herb store and I made the mistake of lighting it 5 mins before 4:20 and I was already so fuckin stoned by the time 4:20 hit 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I had just enough to puff right at 4:20 lmfao !!

Thank you thank you, I honestly enjoyed writing Crocodile, idgaf what anyone says, I had fun either way 😤😤💖💖💖 i am taking ALL ur good vibes and doubling them and sending them back bc i love u and I'm so thankful to have such a genuine and sweet mutual like you 😭😭😭💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂🫂 you're so precious I'm gunna die 😭😭

#answered ask #Likeliterallywtf #CRYING !! 😭😭😭😭#thank you so so much #; save tag #my lil tangerines 🍊 // mutuals

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amazinglyegg · 1 year

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Egg!!!!!!! I wanna kno. What companions you thing would smoke the za? Which companions would enjoy it or hate it or not wanna try it again?

Finally, now THIS is a good companions react!!!

Side note you almost got a "companions react to pizza" because I did NOT know what "za" was slang for. I was very confused on why companions would smoke pizza. I am not a cool druggie :(

Also also I Have Never Touched A Drug Ever so all my information comes from spying on my older sister and her friends "doing their homework in the backyard" when I was like seven. Enjoy.

Companions React to: Weed

Cait:

Yeah sure why not

Pre Benign Intervention she already does a shit ton of psycho so she wouldn't turn down weed

Post Benign Intervention probably won't continue though for obvious reasons

Not the type of person to make it her entire personality though

Codsworth:

Maybe???

Okay okay I know he can't actually smoke it BUT

It's not like they'd program a mr handy to snitch on their owner for slurping on the bong (is that what they do??? That's what it sounds like)

If Sole's having a good time with friends then Codsworth's happy to be the designated sober friend :)

Curie:

Will only try it if its edibles

Smoking is BAD FOR THE LUNGS and she's the type of person to smell someone smoking weed from across the road and complain about it

She is interested in seeing what being high is like and there's no real risks to it so she's down for experimenting

Probably won't do it again but she enjoyed the experience

Danse:

Medical use marijuana?? More likely than you may think

NOT a partier tho. Will take his One (1) perscribed gummy bear he keeps in his weekly pill organizer and frown at anyone who even mentions the number 420

Makes it surprisingly easy to sneak it past him tho. "I'm making weed brownies.... for medical reasons.... the baking helps with my anxiety as well. Don't eat them."

Deacon:

Oh yeah totally [lie]

You would 100% THINK he's the guy to smoke pot. He knows all the code words. He wears the weed shirts. He knows what "za" means.

But deep down he's a fraud

After getting clean from hard chems he really just does not want to touch any drugs or be around high people in general

His deep insecurities and fear of being abandoned as soon as he's unlikeable will leave him too scared to admit any of that though, so he'll end up smoking just to fit in if he can't find a good excuse to do otherwise

Desdemona:

Has probably done it as a teen and probably enjoyed it but won't do it again

She is too important to the Railroad to ever be inebriated

Unless Glory convinces her to take a break and then mayybbee she'll get high with her

Takes a lot of convincing though and will probably only happen as a celebration for destroying the Institute

Father:

Sole will blow smoke in his face and he will die right there and then he is Too Old

Gage:

Gage canonically doesn't like drugs but come on he'd smoke weed

Just a little bit. As a treat. Not the type of person to get ridiculously high for hours

Probably had a bunch of bad highs in the past and now is too scared to do it again around others

Hancock:

Not only does he enjoy it, he's like, Into It

Knows all the different kinds of strains and will shit talk your dealer if you show up with Low Quality Weed

Don't ask him too many questions or else you'll be listening to him explain the details of every strain for three hours straight

Maccready:

NO drugs are BAD and he needs to be a GOOD INFLUENCE for his SON

Ends up getting FOMO immediately and tries it.

Probably enjoys it??? Idk bro this is such a hard prompt I DONT KNOW WHAT WEED IS LIKE

Maxson:

I give up

Nick:

This comic is all you need

Piper:

Would try it if Sole gave it to her

NOT IN FRONT OF NAT THOUGH

Would enjoy it

Uses all the terminology wrong though

Preston:

Lets be honest he needs it

Probably won't like it recreationally and good luck getting him to a doctor so he can get it medically

But medical marijuana would be helpful for him pls get him some

X6-88:

He's a teen boy who's rebelling from his parents (the institute) for the first time so of course he tries it

Acts like he enjoys it even if he doesn't

Does this

Bonus Carrington because I have a good guess on who sent this ask:

#i hope i am not wrong guessing who sent the ask otherwise Carrington With A Blunt will be very awkward #please dont unfollow me for this mutuals im trying my hardest #not even going to tag it. i dont dare.

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creepyshowerkid · 2 years

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Aegon I: ive never heard of this "europe" but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Aenys: thank you for liking the "Real men of genius" beer commercials. Were bringing them back in an attempt to suppress the 2nd American Civil War

Maegor: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

Jaehaerys I: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Alysanne: CHILD︓ Papa.. tell me once more about WIFE's DUTY

PAPA︓ it is WIFE's DUTY to protect her husband from villains, always

Viserys I: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

Rhaenyra: girl;s with cracked phone screens give top like the devil him self

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pray if you Like this...

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Power of Lord

Aegon II: pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby

Aegon III: "oh youre sad because a judge died? thats so adorable" i say as i effortlessly list off 100 dead judges from simply my memory

Daeron I: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Baelor: theres never been a horny me,

and never shall i horny be,

And If this sacred vow shall break,

I pray the lord my posts to take

Viserys II: im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free

Aegon IV: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

Daeron II: let's all be my wife

Daemon Blackfyre: Sword's. The only blade known to man

Aerys I: "ill goon your ass. ill pig you out"

yeuah um, No, its highly unlikely that you will "Goon" my ass. Try reading a book of english

Daemon II Blackfyre: i plan on attending chad and avril's wedding so i can absorb all the Love and Music Energy and use it to repair the corrupted soul of gaia .

Haegon Blackfyre: and now im being unfollow brigaded by traitors who would gladly simply put my ass in the viper pit

Maekar: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Aegon V: EVERYONE PLEASE BUY YOUR MAGIC SPELLS BEOFRE AUGUST 30 WHEN EBAY BANS THEM FOR GOOD, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ANONYMOUS REPRESENTATIVE & HOLLER BS

Daemon III Blackfyre: Dont like the posts ? Goto WWW . KILL MY ASS DEAD . COM...

Jaehaerys II: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Maelys Blackfyre: scorned Gamer invents a new color of face that is reportedly "Worse than blackface" -- Beyond Fucked - Theres Never seen anything like this.

Aerys II: wearing a false ass crack and prosthetic dick on top of my real ones in case my pants get burned off by fire

Viserys III: please banky. if youre out there reading this i need you to graffiti a chode with balls on my shop teacher's station wagon

Daenerys: girls are such White people

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stellaeviventem · 9 months

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Addiction drug cw maybe this doesn’t matter as much but as someone who had struggled with addiction and drug use for a very long time 🍉s constant portrayal of those topics was insane. Posting that drawing on her server of pastel bugging out with “lsd moment” written on the side and her cow oc snorting coke in that wip is so fucking weird. Why are you treating that shit like its some quirky aesthetic? Not cool at all. Oh and voided isn’t clean of this either, drawing someone overdosed with coke and blood on the table with no warning, wtf is wrong with you?

Weed jokes are whatever, haha 420 blazeit it’s funny! But when it comes to hardcore shit, in my opinion that needs to be handled carefully and not treated like something that looks fun. It literally ruins people lives. NONE of that was posted with a warning, “cw drug use” would’ve been just fine! I had to leave the server once cause as somebody recovering, seeing one of her ocs with white and red dripping out of their nose, a dead look in their eyes and having some sort of blissed expression is not fun to see. You can’t post shit like that without warning to a public audience.

hey, thanks for speakin out.

my partner’s mother was a victim of hard drug abuse. i am a recovering nic addict. i can safely say her portrayal of this shit is gross.

#asked and answered #anon #tw drugs #tw hard drugs

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cdfreak · 1 year

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oh shit its 420

#im a busy bee today idk if i can get high... we shall see #fishing my pen out of my speaker just in case #gone fishing

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dramarising-replacement · 2 years

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It's not just light dom raffle that's easy pickings for a liar to scam. Most of the doms run on the "honor system uwu" where you don't even need to record the ID numbers of exalted dragons, you can just say "oh yeah I totally exalted 420 dragons this week" and you're not expected to show any proof.

But then again a ton of shit is run on the honor system now for some fucking reason. "Send me a stack of mats to melt at baldwin (for a fee) and I'll tooooooootally give you all the goos that I get out of them, I won't steal any blues or purples prommy", "Give me money to grind the coli for an hour/for x many battles and I'll give you aaaaaaaall the drops even the super rare ones, cross my heart", or a fun one I saw recently that's just "owo give me your money and I'll send you random junk!!! if you give me more money then maybe just maybe you'll get something really cool but no promises tee hee its totally random and this isn't a sam uwu".

And for some reason the fuckin idiotic userbase just eats this shit up and sees no problem with it. And staff is like "well if you get scammed there's no support for that oppsies sucks for you" which you would think would make users a bit more guarded about these kind of things, but no its like all these dumbasses want to get scammed. I haven't participated in any of that kind of shit but the fact these threads are allowed to exist AND they get tons of hits baffles me.

#Economy #Drama #Flight Rising #Staff #Shady #User

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righteouscookiedough · 2 years

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C3 E30 Notes

aaaand here are all my reactions from episode thirty! WHAT an episode I am loving where this is headed!! Can’t wait for tomorrow!!! once again this is for @mysticalspiders and there is no context or timestamps. just vibes.

YEAHHHH CASHAPP

I will never be over “fingerblaster”

THE LADY FINGERS????

Oh Laura killing it as always

“What about Matt?” “Fuck that guy”

“Do you trust me?” “No, not really”

Rippling bridge nope nope nope

“I throw up in my mouth a little bit” oh imogen

There’s beauty to be found in the most unlikely of places (in Birdie’s southern accent)

SKI JUMP POSE

“I’m gonna keep steering into the corner.. just to make it awkward”

“Sun-scarred, like my forehead.” “Let’s all go around and say one weirdly personal thing about ourselves”

MARRIED “I’m gonna telekinetic shove Laudna down so she doesn’t fly off”

AUTOMATON WAR MACHINEEEEE this is getting very Castle in the Sky

Hmmm the ire of maricris

IMOGEN WHAT THE FUCK

8D6 OH MY GOD

MAP MAP MAP MAP MAP

WHYYY does imogen keep blowing stuff up

Oh my god 60 shots marisha is perching

FIVE SHOTS PER PERSON

Laura is learning how guns work tonight

God this damage rolling is taking so long

“For the rest of my move I’m gonna-“ “apologize”

“Sixteen misses the leg” *in a please sir may I have some more voice*

“Should we just change? Do you wanna be laudna?”

FCG IS DOWN OH NO OH NO

Brennan it’s fine just keep going

Four! FOUR!

Marisha oh my god how does each form of dread get even worse

“Sinewy halfling arm” is not a phrase I ever want to hear again thank you Liam

Yesssss ashley with the hdywtdt

Oh my god they are will not let this poor group that attacked them rest

“I am conscious…” me wanting to fall asleep so bad at 4:44 pm

You see a dark mushroom cloud in the distance

Oooooh calamity seeping in everywhere! I love this detail of the rumedan desert once being a jungle!!

"What’s 420 divided by six” “70” “I’m pretty sure it's 70"

GIANT THIMBLE

Good for you sam! No more regrets.

Break! Heading to the Calloway layaway!

SHORT ELF DAD ALERT

Llajdnakjsdn nightmare king is STILL gross as hell

Fearne introducing Ashton second is somehow very Laura Bailey Eyebrows to me

THE FINGERS WRAP AROUND EWWWW NOOOO

Ashley that was so funny

So this green glass door can SEE lay lines?

Gently!

This moon shit is getting creepy y’all

Sam stop yawning you’re making me yawn

“Two? Just two of them?” “Yep” “no.” Laura’s face is correct this dude is disgusting

Ollie is sitting like a cool teacher and I respect it

Sounds like birdie and ollie got into… some stuff… in the feywild

“I feel like I might be… on ruidus?” GIRL STOP ARE WE GOING TO THE MOON OR NOT

Insight check whispers!!!

Ashton and laudna are going to date the nightmare king

“What does it look like?” “It looks like a crown”

WHAT is the history between ira and morri I am desperate to know

THE UPRIGHT SEELIE BRIGADE Liam get out of here

I wanna meet morrigan so bad shes the tall lady rep I deserve

Oh shit what was the underlie court building

Excuse me??? The moon has a shell?

IMPRISONED GOD???

WHISPERS AGAIN

"Its cause my glasses keep bumping into them!”

Little moon looking at the little moon

NATURAL TWENTYYY TELL US MATTTT

THERES A CITY ON THE MOON

MATTHEW MERCER YOU SON OF A BITCH

“Why are there keys on that?” “You dont know!”

We are GOING to the MOON

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role c3 #c3 e30 #ruidus #big moon little moon #bells hells

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glimpsesofeuterpe · 1 month

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still dont wanna betray my ol g tablet, but definitely considering an uptade one day

of course went into analysing too many reviews, so few nerd details are under the cut, in case if its somehow useful

my ol tablet is wacom bamboo fun cth-461, got it in 2011 and ... it works fine ever since, wont complain (except just one single flaw: at least two times per year drivers suddenly nope out and die. well this what happened back on windows 7, nowadays on windows 10; for like two years it never happened yet. other users say its a common issue for wacom tablets so oh welp x'))

a replacement with properties v alike: wacom intuos basic pen s ... probably the whole intuos series thing (?). statistics say they are cooler, i say my tablet would eat them all for breakfast-- i mean i don't think they would ever manage to live for as long as my ol pal. and you know i prefer nokia-like immortality in devices, even as i am a gentle type of user

other interestiing choices: - xp pen star 06. actually eyeing it?? it's a bit bigger, can do a wireless trick (whytho) and got all the buttons, and it's super alike (copy cat alike) wacom intuos pro, except it's cheaper ($420 vs $71 in classic ru stores- to think of, wacom stuff is nearly as ridiculously overpriced as apple shit. are they going to ban their stuff in my country? i bet they gonna) - xp pen artist 12 2nd gen (it's like second monitor type, which could be bad for the spine, but so far it seems a fine choice for wannabe animations / video editing and its price is not too expensive unlike others'- which could change any moment bcs man ruble falls faar down and craws up and falls again (and they cover it up by 'usd jumps usd fails, america this america that uwu' excuse) so idk yet)

#blahblah #if speak in smarphone-ish: nowadays wacom is like apple while xpen is like huawei / xiaomi

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taruruchi · 4 months

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so just fyi im thinking about making my own little, twst abridged series. And like, i made some lines for riddle and i want you to judge how funny i am *Taps fingertips shyly* keep in mind all of these are with a british accent:

(About Ace) "oh sevens i already have ginger in my dorm, i dont need a twink too -_-"

(After punishing a student and trey tried to talk to him) "Can you walk in heels? No? Then shut the fuck up."

(When chenya appeared) "GODDAMIT TREY YOUR CAT IS JUMPSCARING PEOPLE AND STEALING MY TARTS GET THE HOSE!"

(About the dorm) "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEASNTS-not you deuce, your trying your best and you deserve the world."

(Every time he suprises ace) "I heard you were talking shit about me, Bitchless Ginger?"

(When ruggie laughs at the halloween story of riddle running around the monstro lounge) "According to the Queen of hearts rule number 420, letter S.T.F.U, you should stop talking now 😇"

(still salty about ruggie laughing) "Your Poor you dont get an opinion."

Ik these are heavily Ooc but it stuff i though would be funny if he said it :p.

I'M CACKLING HELP?????? YEAH ITS OOC BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINEJDJFSONWIFOS Riddle deserves to be savage. Just a lil

If you have more lines, I'd love to hear them! These are hilarious 😭

#☆ inside taruchi's ask box 💌#☆ a friend!! waffle 😈

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bugbundles · 1 year

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OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ITS 420!!! EVERYONE GET HIGH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tori-reacts · 1 year

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rereading one piece in color masterlist

chapters under 400 are posted on my tiktok @/lawsleftnostril !

Chapter 400: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-400-the-key-to-release/9tu33bq6k7n3

Chapter 401: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-401-pirates-vs-cp9/yr5cqgsh7pkq

Chapter 402: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-402-handcuff-number-2/24wtbl4nd54g

Chapter 403: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-403-mr-kishido/ekbb6xpuadae

Chapter 404: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-404-franky-vs-fukurou/92xqezi8144u

Chapter 405: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-405-power/r6smpxc2fkm3

Chapter 406: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-406-seimei-kikan/2t2a1z8uzob1

Chapter 407: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-407-monster/0gh0lcawb9fl

Chapter 408: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-408-monster-vs-kumadori/jow8b27iqif3

Chapter 409: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-409-bad-news-emergency-broadcast/bh51qd0er3xg

Chapter 410: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-410-nami-biggie-sized/pbtpsz0gnofd

Chapter 411: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-411-nami-vs-kalifa/y5vn2jx09mz2

Chapter 412: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-412-the-chance-has-ended/vnyl06c8kg7g

Chapter 413: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-413-the-hunter/s0jylzptxdb9

Chapter 414: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-414-sanji-vs-jabra/m7uyomulivkg

Chapter 415: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-415-heat-up/rdx9yvxownxi

Chapter 416: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-416-zoro-vs-kaku/ybmlnehaq5sw

Chapter 417: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-417-asura/q0cdhldlrotk

Chapter 418: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-418-luffy-vs-rob-lucci/0597z4ite9ze

Chapter 419: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-419-legend-of-the-hero/9gam34xqowyt

Chapter 420: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-420-buster-call/1j12kkcwoys1

Chapter 421: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-421-gear-third/ac3cb6prqk4d

Chapter 422: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-422-rob-lucci/2jpo8vekl0dy

Chapter 423: https://at.tumblr.com/zoros-left-eye/chapter-423-the-mermaid-legend/v9dleqj8afcg

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