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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: โ€œI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteโ€ in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like โ€œthe fuck is wrong with youโ€
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weโ€™re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
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me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything
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Do I have any moots who play hsr and might be interested in seeing the half oc, half sona I made... Or even those who don't play hsr
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@linabirb
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as soon as i saw the xylophone card i knew i had to do it (original image under the cut)
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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R Ace Trappola - Luxe Couture Vignette
"My perception just lagged hard"
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[Fairest City โ€“ Crystal Galleria]
Ace: Alright, it's finally the free roam time I've been waiting for! That brand-name shop looks good, and so does that oneโ€ฆ But I think I'll have to pass on 'em!
Azul: Oh? You don't plan on visiting those stores?
Ace: I mean, I'm not anywhere close to being able to afford all those high-brand clothes. But you already knew that when you asked, right, Azul-senpai?
Ace: But it's not like I've completely given up on doing any shopping, though. I'm thinkin' about checkin' out some of the secondary line shops.
Azul: Ah, yes, there are many high-end brands that are developing products aimed at the broader marked instead of just their main audience.
Ace: Yeah, yeah. I did some digging after heading back to the hotel yesterday, andโ€ฆ
Ace: Looks to me like those secondary line shops have fits that suit me better.
Azul: Hm. And what sort of look do you tend to like, Ace-san?
Ace: I guess my likes reflect my usual getup. I dress pretty casual.
Ace: I like clothes that are easy to move around in, and aren't really high-maintenance. And I can't really deal with looks that are too stiff.
Ace: I'd probably say that most of my outfits have a splash of the current trends, but also have a bit of an edge to it.
Ace: On the other hand, I can only imagine you wearing pretty stiff and formal stuff.
Azul: I suppose. Of course, it does depend on the time and occasion.
Ace: Maaan, I know you got some real good sense about these things. It'd be greaaat if you could tag along and pick out some clothes for me๏ฝž
Azul: Well, let me seeโ€ฆ I do have some interest in how those secondary line brands develop their merchandise.
Azul: There's no reason for me to not join you as I observe their establishments. HOWEVER! You will, of course, be paying for yourself.
Ace: Tch. Guess he saw right through me. Suuucks.
Ace: Oh well, let's go, then.
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Ace: Hmmm, where's the store I was checking out yesterdayโ€ฆ? Oh, found it. Azul-senpai, it's over here.
Azul: The store does seem to have a grand appearance, yesโ€ฆ But I can see that the designs here are rather different from the signature line.
Ace: Looks pretty good, huh? Let's go in!
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Ace: Woah, check out this stylish sweater! The shape's pretty good, and I bet it'd work with all sorts of outfits. And the priceโ€ฆ
Ace: ONLY 30,000 MADOL [300 Thaumarks]! THAT'S SO CHEAP!
Azul: Calm yourself, Ace-san. Is 30,000 Madol for one sweater considered cheap to you?
Ace: ACK, WAIT, NO, THAT'S NOT CHEAP! WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE๏ฝž
Ace: After seeing all those Luxe prices set for the rich and famous, I guess my perception just lagged hard.
Ace: But I think I should be able to buy at least one thing from this shop with my pocket money.
Ace: Azul-senpai, I'm countin' on you to pick out something nice for me.
Azul: What do you think about that black blazer on the mannequin over there? It has a stunning silhouette.
Ace: Ooh, you're right. It's got a pretty slender and sleek profile!
Azul: Underneath itโ€ฆ How about this collared white shirt? It would probably look good with a striped tie, as well.
Azul: If you combine it with these center-pressed slacks and leather shoes, you would do well in any establishment that requires a dress code.
Ace: Cool, I woulda expected nothing less from something you've selected, Azul-senpai. Pretty formal and mature.
Ace: It's a pretty different look than what I normally would go for, but I guess I should at least give it a try.
Azul: I am pleased you like it.
Ace: If I were to buy everything that you chose for meโ€ฆ Urgh, that's over 100,000 Madol [1,000 Thaumarks]!
Azul: Well, this might be a secondary line, but it is still a brand-named shop.
Ace: Hrrrngh, maybe I'll do just this blazerโ€ฆ It's not really something I already own or anything.
Ace: And black pretty much goes with anything, so it makes it easy to come up with outfitsโ€ฆ
Ace: It's a shorter style, too, so it might actually go for a casual look with my hoody and jeans.
Azul: That is a combination that hadn't even crossed my mindโ€ฆ Yet, I agree, I'm sure it would suit you immensely.
Ace: So that look would be like a combination of our two fashion senses, then.
Ace: If it's just the blazer, I think I could just barely afford it, butโ€ฆ My funds when I return to campus'll be pretty lowโ€ฆ
Ace: Ooh, I have an idea! Can you let me work some hours at the Mostro Lounge?
Ace: I can be pretty good with my hands. You've seen that before, right, Azul-senpai?
Azul: Yes, of course. And we have a mountain load of tasks to be done. I look forward to your wonderful hard work, Ace-san.
Ace: โ€ฆShoot. Did I just put myself up for something I shouldn't have?
Ace: Uhhhโ€ฆ Hope you'll go easy on me๏ฝž
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If the narrative wasn't against them, Furina and Lyney could have been besties, I think.
They both have experience with constantly masking their emotions, even with those closest to them, and not having anyone to talk to.
Furthermore, they're both forced into fulfilling roles that are slowly destroying them(Lyney with the Fatui, Furina with her former archon status)
On a less dark note, they both love performing(being an actress and a magician) and I think they could bond over that. I think it'd be cool if they taught each other tricks from their trade.
But sadly, they both exposed each other in the worst ways(Furina exposing Lyney as Fatui, and Lyney with his role in her trial)
So sadly, this dynamic will never see the light of day ๐Ÿ˜”
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" urm..would u like 2 talk abt capitalism :3 "
tis how azul looked like in book 3
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆโค๏ธ
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Poll for writers and artists
Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:
Please reblog for sample size!
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Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:
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Special awards go to:
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:
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And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:
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EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game
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(Stolen from twitter)
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Upon learning that this masterchef event (in twst) has rice as the main ingredient, I am so convinced that I should be a judge
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Reblog with your score
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ใƒ„ใ‚คใ‚นใƒ† Twisted Wonderland SPOILERS - Azul & Ortho Masterchef on 26 April 2024
last Masterchef Event !!
reminder that you can get a SR key for 1 of these 2 Cards by playing the Event (for 1500 masterchef medals) in case you do not have jewels to pull on the mirror gacha
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