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ylissebian · 2 years
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and then sometimes we’d jump over the fence at the zoo in the middle of the night to look at the baby rhinos
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cormancatacombs · 6 months
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When your finger slips and you click the wrong answer on a Tumblr poll
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strawbs-screaming · 5 months
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overanalyzing punch out characters for fun
i have problems so why not project them on some punchy men?? Also dont take these seriously i simply like analyzing stuff
Glass Joe
Hes very cheerful, even after getting beaten a 100 times,this could imply hes a optimistic person or is simply used to failing often.
This can be backed up by him being stubborn and continuing boxing even after he gets brain damage and has to use extra protection to not get more issues. He could be doing boxing for fun or because he has passion for it.
But his face & words say otherwise, before you fight him (before the first cutscene and the slideshow, not counting the selection screen) he has a strange expression that looks maybe confused or unsure, he could be doubting his skills or simply wondering how they let a 17 year old in.
He talks about how "his stomach is mush" during the TD cutscene, if that sounds confident then i don't wanna know what counts as cocky...
He could be someone happy with their career but very doubtful of his skills. This shows during his celebration animation, hes literally over the moon to beat one person, one. Imagine what that man felt after he beat Nick bruiser.
Von Kaiser
Also in his comic strip (yes, theres a Wii comic for punch out.) he seems to have the very simple goal of being a champion and being congratulated. He has dreams of decorating the champion belt with a baguette for fucks sake, if that doesnt scream simple i dont know what will.
Hes shown to be very serious, confirmed by his cold expression that changes only during cutscenes or when you get hits on him, he could be hiding emotions because of childhood stuff, maybe a urge to hide it or simply have a resting bitch face.
His slideshows show us how he gets his ass kicked by kids and thats grounds for getting some issues, his pre-fight cutscene has him worried about something enough to have him hyperventilating, maybe its the thought of getting his ass kicked again thats making him worried.
He gets a bit angrier in his TD and fastens up, but theres not much to get there.
Disco Kid
He could have issues showing emotions from childhood trauma, but then again saying someone who doesn't show emotion is 100% traumatized sounds very dumb, he could simply have a rbf. (as mentioned before)
Disco Kid is just... Happy, hes cheerful, hes energetic and passionate about what he does.
Hes absolutely beaming with happiness! Except for the TD cutscene where he literally goes broke...And finds his happiness again!
King Hippo
Since hes able to walk off being broke that easily, its safe for us to assume he has gone through worse and has stayed optimistic.
King Hippo is.. King Hippo! He eats, he fights, he sleeps. Thats King Hippo all right.
He's shown to be innovative since his first thought when he sees a manhole cover is "i could use that!"
Piston Hondo
He's also very cocky, as much as i don't like to say it, he says something in his native tongue before laughing, he could be saying anything and finding it funny himself.
He's shown to be very focused and polite, he bows during the fight for fucks sake! Hes pretty much throwing the fight just to be respectful.
His TD cutscenes show us how he goes out of his way to get stronger, he outruns a bullet train just to beat a child again. This could imply not trusting himself to not lose again, feel pressured to keep his title or simply want to not get beaten again. And said issues i just mentioned could be rooted in past issues.
His cutscenes during the fight show him calmly talking to Mac, no mean comments or other stuff, he just reads manga, says some stuff and continues on with it, but the bar for being respectable is pretty low in the wvba, looking at Bald "Stop Chucking Dumbells At The Crowd" Bull.
He could be raised in a household where the punishment for being disrespectful is very heavy or simply feel like he must be respectful to make it far.
His politeness to Mac could reflect how he was treated during his childhood, showing the one thing he (probably) lacked: Kindness, it would probably hurt him to see someone so young have to go through stuff similiar to what he went through.
Bear Hugger
Bear Hugger is very jolly, if you whip up a dictionary and look for the definition of "Positive" hes there.
Unlike Disco Kid, he probably hasn't gone through stuff worse than losing his money, he's shown to be very cheerful and jokes around often, even during the fight. But hes also seen taking great care to train properly, even with a bear.
But then TD hits him.. Like a paper plane. He climbs a mountain and gets a squirrel, then what? Same attitude as before. Changing altitudes once isn't enough to change this mans attitude.
But then again.. Him being connected to nature could be seen as him being distant from people and finding comfort in animals more, but thats a long stretch.
Great Tiger
Great Tiger is.. Confusing to say the least. In his contender cutscene hes shown flying, And thats not much substance unless you wanna think like a english teacher and overthink everything.
Hes shown to be very arrogant and bully Mac a little bit, not to the point where hes going off on him but some little banter. He also takes the fight seriously unlike someone else in the major circuit. (**cough** bear hugger **COUGH COUGH**) Probably because of the reason he gets congratulated to hell & back for teleporting around. (which is impressive, i wont lie)
Even though he might be a arrogant person, he puts in some real work, using his clones to confuse Mac, using his teleporting to his advantage, mans going all out.
And in his TD cutscenes, he literally trains his ass off to beat Mac.
But he isn't all serious, he messes with doc & Mac, brings a entire ass carpet.
Don Flamenco
One little glare at his contender cutscene and you can guess what hes about. Hes flirty, hes strong and most importantly: he has issues! Fill out all the rows on your bingo card!
Hes suave, hes full of sass, And hes cool while doing it. Except for when that toupe gets knocked off, after that point theres no going back for you. He goes all out and goes down in the most overdramatic way possible.
All that attention seeking could be him not getting enough attention as a child or simply needing validation to thrive.
His TD cutscene opens up another door for us however, he goes mad when he sees mac's face, this much of a extreme reaction could be him wanting the attention back on him instead of Mac.
Aran Ryan
This man is certainly not sane. Lets get that out of the way first. Hes hyperactive, constantly yelling, up to no good. Hes basically the definition of insane.
Also, its stated that he will do anything to win. ANYTHING. He wears horseshoes in his gloves for fucks sake! This could imply that he doesn't have anything other than boxing.
His insanity also could be the product of.. Say it with me.. Childhood Trauma! To act like that, you probably have to go through some stuff, maybe he could have developed it to protect himself from bullying.
His mishievious behavior could also be explained by said insanity mentioned above.
His TD is another can of worms for us, by anything, they meant it. He's stealing glowes and making them into a flail, which shows some hints of creativity in the worst way possible...
He's shown being booed by the crowd, yet he still continues his usual stuff, showing that he doesn't really care about anything except winning at this point.
Soda Popinski
Soda is.. Confusing, he doesn't have much of a pattern to his behavior unlike the other boxers, And thats saying something considering who we went through before him.
He's a shown using steroids, maybe he could not trust his own skills to carry him far or feel like he HAS to win. But instead of training his ass of he does some doping, And it clearly has a effect on him, he gets faster, stronger and more of a issue.
And have you seen this mans reaction when you knock away his soda bottle? He goes insane. He starts going all out on a kid, this could be the sign of a addiction or dependency..
Bald Bull
This man is mad, in all ways possible. He's seen having issues regarding his anger (that is justified.) and hes SO FUCKING RIGHT TO GET ANGRY!! He basically has zero privacy, in the first frame his first slideshow (contender) hes calm and not very bothered about the paparazzi, but he gets more angry as the paparazzi gets more hasty, resulting in him getting pissed off.
He clearly has low frustration tolerance, And is not having a good time managing it. His low frustration tolerance & anger could be him not getting help for his mental health when he was younger and it getting worse.
That gets proved even more when you look at his TD slideshow, he gets hit by a bull instead of getting therapy, how did he think of that but not, you know.. Getting help? It could be that he was raised to believe getting help was a sign of weakness.
Super Macho Man
He's practically in love with himself, hes rich, hes tan and hes flexing on us all.
His flexing could be how he wants attention,somewhat similiar to don flamenco. His TD slideshow implies that a bit more as well, seeing Mac getting all the attention he wants pisses him off a lot.
He's basically all for attention, his personality doesn't boil down to it since hes a bit suave as well and also trains a lot.
Mr Sandman
Sandman is.. Very mysterious, his contender slideshow shows him kicking ass, sort of implying hes very career focused.
His TD slideshow pushes this further bt having him wreck a building from anger, he 100% is focused on his career.
He could have trained all his life to become a champion.
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her-midas-touch · 4 months
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Wolfstar one-shot
(pretty much wolfstar but the other boys are in there too <3) ‘You know, I really don’t think you hate us as much as you act like you do,’ Peter smirked, raising an eyebrow at Remus. 
‘I don’t hate you,’ Remus shrugged. ‘It’s just that, well, most other people just usually…suck,’
That made Peter laugh. 
‘So eloquent.’
‘Rich coming from you,’ Remus shot him an amused look. ‘Thought we talked about it always being too early for fancy words?’
‘Using my own words against me, I see,’ Peter pouted at him, in mock hurt. ‘James would say I’m being a pretentious twat,’
‘He would,’ Remus agreed. Peter laughed, shaking his head.
‘Well,’ He wiped his hands on his jeans ‘In any case. I’m glad that I don’t suck by Remus Lupin standards,’
‘Oi, Keep it PG down there, Pete,’
‘Oh shut it,’ Peter shouted back, rolling his eyes at Remus. ‘Honestly both of them are such—‘
‘Dickheads? Arseholes? Dimwits? Wankers?’
‘You forgot whores,’
‘That too,’ Remus nodded sagely. He’s walked in on Sirius plenty of times (All just heated make outs—an image Remus could do very well without, thank you very much—save for that one time in a storage closet, of all places to fuck in) and it didn’t surprise anyone who knew him that James Potter had a shamelessly unfiltered, filthy mind.
‘What’s all this talk of whores and sucking?’ James popped his head into their dorm, holding an alarming variety of eyeliners and lipsticks and what looked like blush. At this point Remus isn’t even surprised. He’s seen much worse from the two of them.
‘Looks like I’ve been summoned,’ Sirius announced, waltzing in after him.
Remus snorted at that, which earned him one of those looks from Sirius, all raised eyebrows and annoying smirks, as if to say got you.
 It had become sort of like a game now, one played in between witty jokes and sly comments, casual, private little glances that lasted a second, meant for their eyes only. Sirius would see him laughing at something he said and he would catch Remus’s eye with his own, his grey ones flashing with something akin to a fierce, humorous sparkle.
Remus wonders if that’s why he does it himself, sometimes, cracking the occasional smile just to see Sirius’s gaze meet his own, with that look of odd satisfaction, as if Sirius had something to prove. 
And Sirius was a force to be reckoned with when he had something to prove. He burned as brightly as the star for which he was named.
‘The fuck are you doing—?’ Peter looked affronted as they neared him. ‘That brush is dangerously close to my face without good reason.’
‘You hear that, Pads?’ James snorted, exchanging a look with Sirius ‘It’s like he hasn’t even met us.’
‘I know,’ Sirius nodded gravely, handing James a brush and what looked like a compact. ‘Since when’ve we ever needed a good reason to do anything?’
‘Oh my god,’ Peter sighed in resignation as James dabbed a puff of pink on to the brush. The plain distress on is face is laughable.
‘Can’t believe I’m letting you anywhere near my pretty face with your questionable makeup skills. Have you ever done anyone else’s before this at all?’
Given the vain diva Sirius can be, Remus doesn’t think Peter should be worried about their inexperience on the make-up front.
And there was no point talking either him or James out of anything once they had already put their minds to it.
James clucked his tongue, pointedly ignoring the complaints as he continued dabbing a thin layer of pink over Peter’s cheeks  “Too late,”
“Ugh.“
“Hold still, Wormy, for christ’s sake it’s not that hard.”
"Ow— that was my eye you dickwad.”
“Shut up Pete—
“Oi, Remus get in here you useless bastard.”
“Thanks. I’m good,” Remus chuckled. “Though this isn’t quite what I had in mind when you said you were getting supplies for a mission,” 
“Don’t be too amused,” Sirius plucked a brush from a small eyeshadow palette from the pile of clutter, dabbing a bit bright blue eyeshadow on it’s tip and waved it at him menacingly. 
‘You’re next,’
“I don’t think you could handle the sight,”
‘Is that so?’
Sirius smirks. He never could refuse a challenge.
‘You underestimate me, love,’
And then Remus’s being pushed up against a wall. Sirius’s face hovers too close, in front of his own, a very smug look on his face. 
Instinctively, his hands fly up in front of him, to push the grey-eyed menace away, because he knows what’s good for him, but then Sirius’s hand encircles his wrist and oh.
He’s still staring at Remus with that glimmer of mischief in eyes as he lowers his hand, clasped loosely around Remus’s wrist. And Remus is the taller one so it’s absolutely not fair that he’s feeling so—
And Remus suddenly can’t breathe but he suspects that has nothing to do with the situation at hand and everything to do with Sirius Orion Black and his unfair proximity.
Oh Remus hates him.
Sirius releases his grip, reaching out gently to hold his chin and Remus feels the bristles of the brush graze over his eyelids. 
His eyes are closed but he can still see Sirius’s little frown of concentration, his tongue,  gently protruded and clasped gently between his teeth.
Sirius leans back after a while, cocking his head to the side to examine his handiwork. His eyes flicker with something, something unfamiliar and then it’s gone. Imperceptible. 
There’s something different about the way he’s looking at him now, too openly, too intimate. Too assessing. Sirius’s hand drifts up to his eyelid, gently wiping a little bit of the excess away.
Remus can’t meet his gaze, and then suddenly he can’t look away. And it’s cruel, as if Sirius can sense his thoughts. He doesn’t pull his hand away immediately.
No, instead, his knuckles trail down, aimless, and almost teasing, brushing feather-light against Remus’s cheekbone. 
He’s still looking at him. Looking and looking. Remus never thought grey was an intimidating color. Boring, even, actually.
 But that was before he met Sirius Black.
There’s a pause in that moment, an uncertainty. The ghost of a what-if that Remus is half-certain they both feel. Sirius’s eyes flick down and Remus does not miss the way he wets his lips slightly, deliberately. He hates it even more, how his eyes follow the motion, breathless and enraptured.
It’s brief. And James is much too busy with a very uncompromising Peter to notice anything. Not that there was much of anything to notice.
Except there is. A flicker of a moment. A question.
Remus can’t stand it. The way Sirius is looking at him, face unreadable, gaze sharp—could melt iron.
‘Wow,’ Remus blinks, hastily looking away, before glancing back up at him, trying for a casual smile. ‘So I look that unflattering, huh?’
Then Sirius is pulling back, but there’s a soft smile on his face. A rare one.
‘No. Not at all. I think you look beautiful,’
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melonthesprigatito · 11 months
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon / Word Girl AU Time
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Remembered that @clarissasbakery drew Word Girl/PMD AU fanart that one time so decided to throw my favs into the ring as well.
Rhyme and Reason as Team Harmony, not an Exploration Team, but S-Rank outlaws.
Both can Terastalise, Rhyme into an Ice Type, Reason into a Normal Type.
Rhyme is still as freakishly powerful as she is in canon. (After all, a guy won the World Championships with a Pachirisu)
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prodesse-non-nocere · 2 years
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TAI - Classifieds ft Gabe Saporta
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eternalwyrm · 2 years
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#sometimes i feel like my brain is disintegrating in my head. coming apart like a lump of paper in a pool of water#it comes with this weird feeling of vertigo. like i turn my head and my thoughts are spinning too fast. they keep going despite my standing#still. its also a but when you start drinking something and when u stop your thoughts r hazy and ur breathing is heavy#maybe thats not a universal experience. sometimes when i stop i realize ive slipped half out of my body#and now im stumbling from day to day trying desperately to remember all the things im supposed to be managing#but there are these big holes in my brain. like im missing chunks of grey matter. the bits that would let me stop and start things#i dunno. when im taking measurements i have this image of myself on my knees holding the fragrance pieces of my life together as they#crumble thru my fingers and my insides shrivle away from the walls that contain them. i go hollow like a gord#and ppl say oh ur so passionate abt what u do. and i go brittle bc it doesnt feel like passion it feels like the symptom of an illness#i dont care. im just trying to burn the hours away. make time vanish. and for what? what am i building toward? i have an answer that i give#interviewers but i dunno i never thought id make it this far. but here we r. unhappy and lacking in purpose. its just that this last year#was so weird bc about a year ago i burned out so hard that i never recovered and it just got worse and worse. i feel now that ive stopped#the bleeding at least but the bitterness is still there. still infecting my words and curving my spine around the injury#and in theory i understand the path to healing but its hard when im just so. i dont even kno. angry? im not mad but the word feels right#but i dunno what id be angry about. maybe im just sick of empty tasks and not caring. i used to have passion and enthusiasm now i just feel#fragile and hurt. bracing for pain. and that makes me so sad. i wish i could go out into the woods and wander. just breathe#but no. instead ill start another day identical to 100 others and hope to keep my head above the surface bc im sick of swallowing sea water#anyway. itll b fine. hopefully this week i can commit to a program. hopefully. another program halfway across the country. this time#vertically. landing me still 2 time zones from home. but hopefully there i can breathe a little. maybe. hopefully. well see#unrelated
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szczylpierdolony · 9 months
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a friend called this a 'birthday princess' dress and im inclined to agree
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rain-coat-killer · 8 months
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A savior?
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thtupidity-wips · 1 year
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I NEED TO STOP OPENING CANVASES I CANT FINISH SHIT BUT LOOK AT THE NEW CHINESE SURFER SHES SO ARGGGGGGG
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emails-i-cant-send · 10 months
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mental breakdown on main
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damirosse-a · 1 year
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continued from here // @luhstories​
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somehow, richie refrains from rolling his eyes. “yeah, i know,” he mutters. same old song from her, as if she would ever pay a runt any respect. “not too fond of you either.” that was something his tio used to say to his dad, supposedly. playful bicker in between missions, on the ride back from a successful hunt. although her insults were only meant to strike a nerve, kick him while he’s down. it’s not like he wants to be doing this. honestly, anything but this, helping the enemy. though as their verbal contract stated, he was going to help her, and then marisol would set him free. most of his hope placed into a permanent freedom, or in other words, a cure. despite his uncertainty, he was desperate. if he had to snap a few spines, he would. so a dance with the devil it is. “you really shouldn’t joke about addiction.” richie threw back the glass in a similar fashion, yet brows quickly furrowed, lips twisted into a grimace. “mierda, that’s awful.” proves why he preferred injections of wolfsbane. similar to how vampire fledglings drink animal blood to stave off their cravings. unfortunately, with his new condition, he could relate more to monster than man. 
richie scanned the map, focusing on the identified locations. nothing was particularly similar about their geography. the forest separated the towns and buildings, where the river ran south . though maybe     richie picked up the sharpie and tore the cap off with his teeth. “all creatures have a meeting point. covens, mutts      ” he looked up and realized who he was talking to. “i mean packs.” after a brief sigh, he began to draw perpendicular lines, with the fourth point as the entrance to the forest. “the locations you pointed out are equidistant to each other. so this is their meeting spot.” he circled the intersection in the middle, as predicted, at the highest point of the river. eyes shifted to the portraits, pointing using the tip of the marker. “these three look similar. maybe they’re related from a family pack. and these two girls have the same scars across their neck. they definitely hunt together.” 
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