Id sell my soul for twt artists
OHHHH MYY GOOODDDD
this entire week twitter has been testing my nerves,, MY PATIENCE!!!! first i cut my thumb so i cant type right on my phone (literally on my laptop rn) and YES I BLAME THAT ON TWITTER!!! Then i have that BUMBASS AZIURE LION MISHAP
(BLAMING TWITEEER SINCE THEY WERE HYING HIM UP AND,,,making me drool alittle cause the screenshots i was seeing,,,LORD!!!!)
AND THEN THOS‼️‼️
I love lmk artists on all platforms but TWITTERA????? They snort a solid 3 foot long, 5 cm wide, 2.5 cubic cm tall line of cocaine and then get to drawing.
SPECIFICALLY THESE TWO!!
HOLYYY SHITTTTT????? every single time i stuble upon their art i have heart palpatations. Im not sure if starii alows reposts and i know bee dosent so go check out and support them on ur own time but LORORRDDDDDD
I WAS LITERALLY ACTING A FOOL AFTER TAKING A LOOK AT STARIIS OC ART!!! THEY HAD ME ACTING LIKE THIS FOOL!!!!!!
I LOOKED REDICULOUS!!!! HOLY CRAP???
i PHYSICALLY cannot express how much i fall inlove with the expression and emotion in their art but GOD.......EVEN TEH SHITPOSTS AND DOODLES!!!! STUNNING!!! every time they post i SHIVER! I SHAKE! I GET MAD AT HOW STUNNING THAT SHIT IS!
anyeho yall,,,,tehe,,,,,,,my bad for bein alittle,,, extra!
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acok dash simulator
🐺 winterscumming
i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….
🦁 gains-of-castamere
typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig
🧜♂️ womanderly
cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro
⛓️ iron-pryce
you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god
🍑 rainbowhard
LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE
🦄 renlybrocade
she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink
❤️🔥 rhollor-wifee
the comet is a sign of his coming
🦊 flor-aunt-it
me and the comet are making out sloppy style
❤️🔥 rhollor-wifee
you will burn
⬛️ dontcallmecrow
not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭
🐻 lordcommandr
Report to command tent. Immediately.
⬛️ dontcallmecrow
oh my god
🛶 c-bitch
they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..
🩸 reek
heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?
🦑 princee-of-winterfell
ok lol
🐉 that-one-loyalist
i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???
🐴 in-the-whoarde
likely place for her to be
⚓️ sonsshine
i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord
⚓️ sonsshine
⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨👦👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨👦👦☠️☠️
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𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐀𝐍-𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃
· . ୨୧⭒๋࣭ ⭑ ` ` balkans do it better!! ` ` ⊹ ‧₊˚
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ୨୧ dna results say oscar is part ex-yugoslavian! and what better way to reconnect with your culture than with your balkan gf?
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ୨୧ oscar piastri x (fem) yugo-balkan!reader
𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 ୨୧ none!
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ୨୧ reader is targeted for a specific group of people, however, all people are able to read and enjoy the story!
𝐀/𝐍 ୨୧ oscar having yugoslav ancestry is so loehfkw;ejh;liuehvei 😮💨😵💫 takes place after belgian gp. also idk if it’s obvi but i’ve been obsessed with the chicken date video and lando w/ amelia and their social media comments.
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y/n_l/n81 ✔︎
y/n_l/n81 moj australijanac ♡ I know the season isn't over yet but I'm so proud of you and everything you accomplished. from meeting each other due to our bad directions, to coming to your first ever f1 races and losing my voice from screaming at how scared i was for you on the track. loving you from now to forever! 🧡
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oscarpiastri ✔︎ those are definitely some photos of me..
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ they show how much of a cutie you are :))
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ …ok whatever you say
→ landonorris ✔︎ you don’t see it but he’s blushing and kicking his feet 🤭 🤭
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ is he really?? 🤭
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ no comment
username1 everyday i strive to have a relationship like y/n and oscar.
username2 they are so cute together 🥹
username3 when is it my time 😔
username4 does oscar fall asleep anywhere at any given time he can? 💀
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ trust me, his snoozing used to be worse before f1.
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ no need to expose me like that 😐
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ oh ljubavi, you’ve been exposed for a while…
username5 i’m still new to the drivers and their gf’s… how did these two meet??? I never knew oscar had a gf.
→ username6 basically, oscar and y/n met when he was in school in england while she was on a trip in england with her friends as a graduation celebration! y/n’s friends decided to go watch a F3 race but she got lost in the paddock when trying to find the bathroom and met oscar trying to help her but then they both got lost because it was his first time there too😭
y/n_l/n81 posted a story 12 minutes ago!
oscarpiastri replied to your story!
oscarpiastri luckily? what does that mean
y/n_l/n81 :))
oscarpiastri oh no.
y/n_l/n81 oh yes.
oscarpiastri ✔︎
oscarpiastri it’s been fun in belgium but time for some rest and relaxation 👍 (karlo joins the journey as well)
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landonorris ✔︎ oscar blink twice if you need help
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ i’ve BEEN blinking.
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ don’t listen to him lando! he’s cranky without his nap
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ no i’m not
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ sure…
username7 the y/n crumbbbsss 🤌 🤌 🤌
pierregasly ✔︎ what is with girls and packing so much 😅
fransiscac.gomes ✔︎ to have outfits for every occasion obviously 🙄
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ men just don’t get it
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ ???
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ don’t question me oscar. you know i know how long you've been wearing the same shorts for.
danielricciardo ✔︎ bare shoulder??? naughty boy oscar
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ please don’t say that ever again.
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ can a girl not sleep in a top for once?? 😞😞
→ username8 LMAO
username9 KARLO MAKES A COMEBACK!!
*liked by y/n_l/n81!*
→ username10 who is karlo??
→ username11 karlo is the stuffed koala y/n has! oscar got it for her on their first date when y/n came to Australia! and since she brought him to every race she went to.
→ username12 stop it that is so cute. 😭
username13 where you travelling to??
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ you’ll see 🤫
→ username12 based on her insta story, she unintentionally spoiled where they were going 😭
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ SHHHHH
y/n_l/n81 posted a story 5 minutes ago!
landonorris replied to your story!
landonorris anytime 🙃
landonorris but for the love of god stop being so lovey dovey it makes me wanna puke
y/n_l/n81 you’re just jealous because you’re single
y/n_l/n81 jealous jealous boy
landonorris oh please i’m not single
y/n_l/n81 🤨🤨 really?
landonorris ofc i have amelia obvi 🙄 🙄
y/n_l/n81 …sure!
oscarpiastri ✔︎
oscarpiastri on the move. cya belgium 👋 ✈️
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username14 anyone know where they are going???
→ mclaren ✔︎ getting us a WDC 🏆
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ not on my watch
→ mclaren ✔︎ :(
username15 wearing sweatpants is so real
username16 airplanes are so uncomfy for what
username17 based on y/n stories and her being yugo-balkan… i think we know where they are going.
markwebber ✔︎ stay safe kids 😊
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ will do 🫡
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ yes “dad” 🙃
→ username18 *daddy
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ 🤨 📸
y/n_l/n81 posted a story 2 hours ago!
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎
📍 Slovenia
y/n_l/n81 sunny slovenia 🇸🇮 ☀️
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fransiscac.gomes ✔︎ you have to send cafè recs 🫣
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ ofccc anything for my gf 🫶
→ pierregasly ✔︎ excuse me?
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ you’re excused.
username19 HELLO THE FOUNTAIN PHOTO???
→ username20 literally sobbing
→ username21 why can’t this be me.
→ username22 going to sleep in the middle of the highway!
→ username23 throwing myself off the san francisco bridge!
→ landonorris ✔︎ @ ameliadimz could be us fr???
→ ameliadimz ✔︎ whatever you say pooks 😍😍
username24 where is the location? it’s so pretty!
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ ljubljana! it’s such a beautiful city 🫶
username25 the scenery is actually stunning.
oscarpiastri ✔︎
📍 Croatia
oscarpiastri captivating croatia 🇭🇷 🫧
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y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ who is that pretty lady?? 🥴
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ my gf, you might know her 😉
→ landonorris ✔︎ awwwhhh 😊 (puking rn)
→ username26 HELP LANDO
→ username27 this man isn’t real 😭😭
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ i think you mean CHILD
username28 the water is actually not real cause it’s so pretty what
username29 okay oscar we see you with the shirtless pic
→ username30 HE’S TURNING INTO GEORGE 😭
→ username31 STOP IT RN.
username32 little oscar is growing up 😢
georgerussell63 ✔︎ there can only be one good at shirtless photos.
→ username33 HELLO??
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ @ oscarpiastri thoughts on fritule?
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ delicious. tell baba to make more when we come over next time
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ 🥹🥹
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎
📍 Serbia
y/n_l/n81 stunning serbia 🇷🇸 ✨
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username34 these couple photos are so 🫠 🫠
→ landonorris ✔︎ annoying?
→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ cheesy?
→ danielricciardo ✔︎ disgustingly cute?
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ i’m
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ 🫤
username35 HELLO THE CHURCH PHOTO??
→ username36 it’s literally so stunning
→ username37 the architecture??? the art??? out of this world.
→ username38 orthodox churches >>>>
→ username39 churches with good designs in general >>>
username40 y/n and oscar came back to insta, served cunt, then left.
→ username41 i aspire to be them.
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ @ oscarpiastri thoughts on ćevapi?
→ oscarpiastri 10/10 would eat again. but please don’t shove them down my throat this time 🫤
→ danielricciardo kinky 😏
oscarpiastri ✔︎
📍 Bosnia and Herzegovina
oscarpiastri beautiful bosnia and hearty herzegovina 🇧🇦 🌿 (in the region of @ lailahsanovic *not denmark this time)
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lailahsanovic ✔︎ my sunning girl ❤️
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ mwah mwah
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ thirsting over my gf in my own comments?
→ lailahsanovic ✔︎ get used to it 😊
username42 anyone noticed that y/n and oscar have matching captions for the countries they’ve been to??
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ finally! someone caught on 🥹
landonorris ✔︎ idk about you oscar but i feel like pushin y/n off the bridge
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ HELLO???
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ idk how to feel about you plotting to kill my gf 😬
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ you’re supposed to make sure i stay safe???
→ landonorris ✔︎ trying to finish off where oscar pistorius left off 🤷♂️
username43 bro the greenery with the bridge??
username44 anyone know what bridge they are at?
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ it’s the Stari Most/Mostar bridge!
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ this ice cream remains superior 🥴🥴
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎
📍 Montenegro
y/n_l/n81 marvelous montenegro 🇲🇪 ⛰️
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username45 HELP THE OSCAR PHOTO
username46 never beating the polite cat allegations
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ @ oscarpiastri my handsome boy ❤️ all the mountains in the country but your still my best view :)
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ love you ❤️
→ username47 you don’t see it but there are tears streaming down my face rn.
→ username48 WHY CAN’T I FIND LOVE LIKE THIS
→ username49 oscar is def giggling and kicking his feet rn
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ i love my gf but i’m not sure if it’s that much 😅
username50 the mountains, the water, the oscar pic, y/n crumbs, everything is so 🤌🤌
oscarpiastri ✔︎
📍 North Macedonia
oscarpiastri miraculous macedonia 🇲🇰 ⛪️
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username51 THE Y/N PHOTO???
→ username52 OCAR ATE WITH THAT PHOT OF HER
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ best bf of the year award for this photo 🤭��
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ only for you 🙃
alexandrasaintmleux i can never get tired of these posts 😊
maxverstappen1 ✔︎ definitely getting ideas for vacation
→ kellypiquet ✔︎ 🫣 🫣
username53 i never know that macedonia had large bodies of water??
→ y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ it’s the Ohrid lake!
→ username54 it doesn’t even look like a lake 😭 i thought it was the ocean
oscarpiastri and y/n_l/n81 ✔︎
oscarpiastri ✔︎ this has by far been the best exploration of countries i’ve been in. Taking a DNA to find out that I had the same ethnicity as my girlfriend is something I’ll be grateful for. I want to thank Y/N for taking (forcing) me to do this trip and take a dive on a side of a culture i never thought I’d get to know. From learning how to kolo (very badly 😅), to making palačinka, and eating some of the best sweets ever. So thank you, ljubavi moja ❤️
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y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ OSCCARRRR 🥹🥹 MWAH MWAH MWAH
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ MOJA LJUBAVI
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ ZLATO
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ DRAGI
y/n_l/n81 ✔︎ i’m so happy you loved it ❤️
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ i will always enjoy anything you do
username55 the y/n spam 😭😭
username56 balkans do it better 🤷
Translations ;
moja australijanac ; my australian
moja ljubavi ; my love
zlato ; gold
dragi ; darling
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All the boys PT2
Pairing: Jude Bellingham x reader, Logan sargeant x sister!reader, f1 grid x reader
Summary: who is reader soft launching???
A/N: yay part 2
Fc: Hannah Harell
Pt 1
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yourusername ❤️💋🌹
user1 WHO IS HEEEEE
user2 y/n please 😭
user3 oh look, it’s litteraly Carlos
↳ user4 it’s actually Oscar
↳ user5 that’s Daniel idc
judebellingham 🤨
user6 i don’t even care who it is, they’re so cute
↳ user7 ikr im so happy for her
trentarnold66 😜
↳ yourusername bro why r u here
↳ trentarnold66 girl shut up
↳ yourusername gtfo
user8 ^^^ what is happening with Trent 😭
user9 JUST TELL US WHO HE IS ITS BEEN LIKE SIX MONTHS
user10 she’s so fine
Yourusername
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yourusername happy bday big bro! Please don’t lose ur job, I only talk to you for paddock passes. In all seriousness, I love you and thanks for being the best big brother a girl could ask for ❤️❤️❤️ (surprised you’ve kept it a secret this long).
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user11 WHAT
user12 BROTHER??????
user13 they’ve been related the whole time? 😭
user14 happy bday Logan
judebellingham happy birthday Captain America
↳ logansargeant thanks mate
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user15 Jude lmao
oscarpiastri thank god you’ve said it, one less secret for me to carry
↳ yourusername so dramatic
↳ oscarpiastri you try keeping a secret for 15 years. You’d be dramatic too.
↳ yourusername 🙄
user16 siblings????
TWITTER
INSTAGRAM
yourusername
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yourusername already drunk but f it we ball
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user17 just the most American caption you’ve ever seen
user18 still shocked from this morning
user19 is she there with her boyfriend???
trentarnold66 ur man is looking 4 u
↳ yourusername y u talking 2 my man
↳ trentarnold66 girl idk im just as drunk as u
↳ trentarnold66 being fr come get him tho
↳ yourusername omw pookie
user20 wait is Trent with them too?
↳ user21 he’s friends with max so probably, yeah
user22 I need pics from the rest of this party asap
oscarpiastri piccreds: me, tf? I didn’t suffer through you making out with your bf in the backseat for this.
↳ yourusername guys, Oscar took the pictures. Everybody clap 4 Oscar.
↳ oscarpiastri I’ll excuse the sarcasm on you being drunk
↳ yourusername boo 🍅🍅🍅
user23 oh she’s so drunk
user24 so her boyfriends there
yourusername added to their story
↳ trentarnold66
DELETE DELETE DELETE
↳ masonmount
LMFAO
↳ oscarpiastri
Hey girl, this isn’t ur close friends
TWITTER
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yourusername
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yourusername i may have been drunk but I wasn’t wrong (ily Jude, happy 4 years)
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user24 FOUR YEARS!?!?!?!
user25 the caption lmao
user26 she for sure wasn’t wrong
judebellingham ily2 ig 😒 (happy 4 years❤️)
user27 I’m in love with both of them tbh
user28 I’ve thought she was soft-launching Oscar this whole time dhmu 😭
↳ oscarpiastri no I’ve unfortunately had to witness their gross relationship for years now
↳ yourusername you should learn to be nicer
↳ oscarpiastri don’t make out with him in front of me whenever we’re in the same car anymore and then I’ll be nice to you.
↳ yourusername 😒
user29 what????!!!! 😭
logansargeant woohoo
↳ yourusername 🤨 enthusiasm please.
↳ logansargeant woohoo!
↳ yourusername thx ig
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