#obligatory homestuck au
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Sometimes you just got to do a panel edit, featuring Togami losing his mind because he's trapped with both Naegi's and they're both insane and annoying.
#komaru naegi#danganstuck#makoto naegi#byakuya togami#trigger happy havoc#danganronpa#ultra despair girls#komaru#makoto#togami#my art#my edit#danganronpastuck#ronpastuck#drstuck#why the fuck does this au have so many titles#musings from the music manager#homestuck au#obligatory homestuck au
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my side of an art trade
#obligatory vantasstrider art tag#mutuals coparenting au goes so hard you guys have to get in on this#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#dirk strider
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You ever made swap au designs?
This ask single handedly made me redesign my swap AU, I hadn’t touched it in ages!
Meet The Creative and The Protagonist
The Creative, a entity very true to its name. It’s overflowing with ideas and always creating new stories, interesting environments, twisting tales, and thought provoking ideas. However all of these projects are quickly dropped in favor of a new idea coming. A chaotic brain that drags its poor protagonist through every one
The Protagonist, the one thing that’s kind of consistent throughout these tales. There’s not much to say about him, he’s supposed to be a blank slate to project ideas onto. One minute he’s a cold hearted detective, the next he’s a criminal on the run, and then not even a moment later he’s a cowboy in the Wild West. He is.. quite tired of this life to say the least. What he would do for some consistency in his life
Both don’t really like each other that much
Also here’s a little crossover with my main series designs (haven’t drawn cloud Narrator in a while too haha)
#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#tsp swap au#obligatory homestuck reference#sorry lads#when I say I haven’t touched this AU in ages I mean it#Narrator was PASTY white when I first designed it lmaoo#Stanley’s still a shadow that much hasn’t changed#Mariella and Curator are in this AU I’ll maybe design them later#.png#.exe
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gorgeous corvi & jack (earth c au by @erkythehero23 ; @earthc-kids-byerky !!!)
sorry i made your kids cry idk how that happened i promise i didn't hurt them 'TpT
#i promised i'd draw them >:3#homestuck#earth c au#my art#jack#corvidae#obligatory art tag#digital art#astroVenomous#artists on tumblr#corvidae strider-vantas#jack strider-vantas#ibis paint x
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Fun fact, I actually really like Mountain Dew Red. So. Kinda ironic
Also fun fact two: You know how in the Squip Song there's that part where Rich's voice starts getting sorta robot-y? Yeah. My voice actually sounds like that except a bit deeper. And also a bit more southern. Not as southern as the other Striders though
#homestuck#be more chill#lil hal#hal strider#hal homestuck#lil hal homestuck#homestuck fanart#bmc au#Kinda#lyricstuck#Again kinda#digital art#obligatory art tag#art#🕶️🔌
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ok here
my die troll concepr ughhhg punches wall
#coat not included rest in pieces#dude i made the outfit too fire im having a case of ‘ does this really fit ?’ right now but i dont feel like fixing anythng#thats why i call these concepts#im gonna go eat breakfast#aquared homestuck au where the midnight crew are the kids and there are some other guys too i think#< obligatory#homestuck#homestuck fantroll#die 06#not tagging the felt because its just him#dont know what else to tag#fun fact#i sent this to a disc server before posting this here and someone responded eith ‘ his ass is not surviving the winter ‘ and i thought it wa#really funny
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Note to self I just made in the Bro/Dave fic I'm writing lmao.
#stridercest#homestuck#bro#dave#striders#ShitPost.exe#OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG#wip#fanfic#uh this joke wont make the final cut tho bc the ecto shenanigans dont happen in this au i made#i might use it if i write brodave again tho but idk when that would be#uh is this x. plicit enough to warrant both tags idk im grass#suggestive#adult only
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top 5 fics?
1) high speed connection by hoodieheda ( @wvearp)
listen. listen to me. im a sucker for a good modern au and this is the holy grail of modern fics for critical role as a whole for me. i reread it once a month just because i love barista laudna with an army of grandmas
2) intertwined by picturesofthegoneworld ( @picturesofthegoneworlds)
the way the girls are in this is just!!! the way their relationship is still new but just as volatile as running away with the witch in the woods would really be. always in love with how goopy and weird laudna is, i love her so much in this (this is a theme in my favorite fics. laudna is my babygirl i love her)
3) Lives Like A Haunted House by AstoriaColumnStaircase ( @astoriacolumnstaircase)
this fic has it All. ghost laudna, morally ambiguous imogen history, crafts, just. i want to live in it so bad i want to be ghost besties with laudna so so so bad
4) Shit, Let’s Raid Area 51 by Caubool ( @caubool)
obligatory homestuck fic. this was writren, if you cant tell, during the area 51 raid meme craze, and while it does focus very heavy on that it takes the idea and Runs With It so well. one of my favorite fics of all time, i love the formatting (and rose) so much
5) Time of (un)Death by Antlered (meeeee)
is it cheating to list my own fic? who cares, i still think this is the funniest thing ive written, the idea of laudna being a world record holder still makes me laugh just from the sheer hilarity of the idea that a world record rep would find this deeply traumatized woman to give her a certificate and medal for her Literal Death. also laudna and chet being woodworkers together is still a great idea and im just patting my own back for that lmao
#antlered talks#also. apologies for the random tags i just think people should see their work getting complimented
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i uhhhhh have contracted a severe case of homestuck brainrot and the only cure is to get it out of my system so here are my adult trolls no sgrub AU designs
everyone is 9 sweeps old now and most have to leave Alternia and they do but they do it in a very "fuck you Condesce" way ❤️ and then they have to go through a lot of shit i swear im almost done with my fanfiction plan i will write it down i promise 🥲
i also drew them half naked before i put clothes on them
the obligatory lineup so you can compare the heights and shit
#homestuck#hs trolls#aradia megido#tavros nitram#sollux captor#karkat vantas#nepeta leijon#kanaya maryam#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#equius zahhak#gamzee makara#eridan ampora#feferi peixes#homestuck au#alternia
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obligatory guy who didn't like musicals homestuck au. where is it
#the guy who didn't like musicals#homestuck#must i do everything around here ghjbkjnl#<- said jokingly
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Happy 413
#nagito komaeda#goodbye despair#nagito#obligatory homestuck au#drstuck#danganstuck#ronpastuck#danganronpastuck#homestuck au#musings from the music manager#my edit#my art
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F/O List
note: since I am Aroflux, my opinions on wanting romantic relationships changes. So while sometimes i may post romantic f/os, i am usually more inclined to platonic or familial f/o relationships! I self insert with the goal of also exploring the world and setting of the story :]
all relationships will be tagged with r for romantic, f for familial, p for platonic, or ? for undecided!
FAMILIAL
-Homestuck - Dualscar
-ITSV - Noir
-Hollow Knight - Little Ghost
QUEERPLATONIC
- TF2 - Sniper
- TF2 - Scout
- SM - Streber
PLATONIC
- Portal 2 - Wheatley
- Homestuck - The Psiionic (?)
- SAGA - IV
- Ultrakill -V2
- TF2 -Medic
ROMANTIC
- Homestuck - )(IC
- Hollow Knight - The Radiance
- Ultrakill - Mirage
- Portal 2 - Glados
UNDECIDED
- some HS
- Red Vs Blue Cast
- SAGA cast
- Underverse/sans AUs cast (<<NOTE: I DONT SHIP THE SANSES TOGETHER OR DO ANY WEIRD SHIT LIKE THAT AND IF YOU DO GO FUCK OFF THANKS)
(obligatory : proshippers fuck off)
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🌊 Rules 🌊
Hi: You can call me Vile. They/She/He with a slight inclination toward They/Them. I’m 25+ and have been rping for well over a decade. Me nb grey ace gay cryptid that loves their villains.
Side Blog: Follows are through vile-muses.
Content Disclaimer: Please use your better judgment when following. Expect heavy themes; this is NOT a coffee shop AU. Regardless that such themes will be tagged, if you can’t handle dark themes, I cannot recommend a follow. There will be morally grey if not outright immoral actions included on this blog. IC =/= OOC. This should go without saying, but I do not condone all the actions of my character. If this is a triggering subject or if you cannot divorce the writer from any potentially villainous characters they write, I cannot recommend a follow.
Obligatory Mention: I reserve the right to not RP with everyone, ect ect.
Fandom DNI’s: As a personal preference, I'd rather not see the following with high frequency on my dash: Harry Potter, FNAF (and similar “mascot horror”), South Park, Family Guy, Marvel, DC, Superheroes in general, My Little Pony, Star Wars, Homestuck, Disney Descendants, Twisted Wonderland, Once Upon A Time, Disney “Live Action” Remakes, K Pop. So I avoid blogs where it seems like I'll be seeing a lot of any of this.
Self Inserts: I don't roleplay with them. Sorry. In my experience there's been always a problem with the inability to separate ic from ooc with self inserts. That and I'm just uncomfy with it in general. It isn't fun for me.
Accessibility Clause: If I can’t navigate or easily read your blog, I won’t follow. Ditto for post formatting. Accessibility is important. On the flip side: if there’s anything I can do to make my content easier to enjoy, please don’t hesitate to ask. I am a player to values accessibility over aesthetic.
Duplicate Muses: I will not allow duplicates of my own muse to meet each-other. Ties into me not wanting to focus on the multi-verse, as elaborated on further down. I will, however, interact with multiples of other characters.
Regarding Live Action Icons: If you cannot tolerate that I don’t always use them, I am not a good partner for you. I spent time and effort into developing my artistic skill and use my own art for some graphics; please be respectful of that. In fact, I eventually plan to phase out my live action icons as I build up my own art.
Shipping: Highly selective. I need to trust you. I need to be familiar with your vibe, which requires months of me sharing a space with you. I do not like to ship with cis straight male muns, sorry.
Actions have consequences in my RPs. I don’t kill without consent, but don’t expect me or my character to be a doormat. If your muse antagonizes or annoys mine, expect an appropriate reaction. This goes both ways; my character may not be terribly nice. Feel free to respond to his behavior in kind.
Assuming Relationships: I don’t do pre-established relationships (that aren’t canon) at all. I build IC relations from the ground up. If you want to plot out some -basic- history, that’s fine, but nothing too in-depth to start with. No long-lost lovers, children or family members. Please do not attempt to imply relationships I haven’t agreed to. If you have a destination in mind for their relationship (i.e. eventual family figures), I’ll slowly work up to it, but I won’t go all in at first before I know what their chemistry is like.
I Am Slow: Please be aware I’m a working adult who may have to go on hiatus for months at a time. I can be a slow RPer and may take a week or more to respond to threads regularly. If potentially waiting a month or two for replies during my busy periods is a dealbreaker for you, I’m not the right partner. I do however do my best to give notice of hiatuses.
You Are Slow?: On the flip side, I don’t mind fellow slow RPers and I understand that life happens; in this case I will expect something in your rules, a hiatus notice, or even direct communication with me if replies will be slow. Don’t apologize for taking a month +, I’m very used to it.
Post Length: I regularly write two paragraphs (5+ sentences) or more. I don’t exactly have a firm wordcount requirement. As long as it seems like we’re putting in an equal effort, specific reply lengths aren’t a deal breaker for me. I never do one-liners; I honestly just can’t… unless it’s for crack threads lol.
My Artwork: This blog includes a fair amount my own art. Anyone is welcome to reblog my art. But please do not repost or reuse my art obviously. Do not repost my artwork; no, not even with credit. Anyone doing so is doing so against my wishes.
I only rp with other adults. This is not an invitation to convince me otherwise. I will check blogs for ages; any blog without an age, I will assume is under 18 and will not interact. If suspect you are lying about your age or are otherwise not mature enough in interactions, I’m within my rights to cut contact.
No Multi-verse Shenanigans Please: I’m not interested in multi-verse shenanigans. I don’t like plots where my characters are warped to another universe and will not respond to RPs that paint me into that corner. I’m an old rper who’s already done that to death and am bored with it. Instead, I would suggest just a mutual agreement between partners that our characters come from the same universe. Or, if you really want your character to come from a different universe, please don’t make it the focus of the rp.
Story progression is a thing. What your characters do will be remembered thread to thread. If we have a relationship between our characters in mind, I will generally try to work to get closer to it thread-by-thread. Also, there will be changes to the character on my blog as time goes on. Development happens. I am a roleplayer to likes to keep track of continuity.
Passwords give me anxiety. Sorry, lol: randomly sending to someone I don’t know and having it posted publicly gives me the dumbest anxiety. I read rules before I even follow/follow back to check if we’re compatible. If you don’t believe me, that’s gravy, but we’re not compatible.
I am assuming if you’re down here, you read my rules. I have no password requirement so *party horn*
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oh yeah obligatory happy Homestuck day or something.
I once more remind you that this was once a homestuck fanon au blog! and look at me now!
#Homestuck#former homestuck#dude ive strayed so far from this blogs original purpose#happy 4/13#4/13#own the cringe
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Summary
Jon and Martin end up in a new universe and everything seems normal at first. There's little differences- the fact that everyone has a little personal logo embroidered on their clothes, and the fact that Betty Crocker no longer exists. But everyone who died in the previous universe is now alive and well, so how bad can it be?
Then Tim finds a baby on a meteor.
Surprise! A Homestuck TMA au where our favorite characters get involved in Sburb after the events of MAG 200 send JonMartin to a homestuck universe!
Hopefully this is still for the most part understandable even if you’ve never read homestuck lmao but in either case!! I hope you enjoy <3
#tma#jonmartin#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#tma au#magnuspod#tmastuck#homestuck#idk what else to tell you man its a homestuck au
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time for me to talk about auri cock hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah here we go
OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: These are my own headcanons. If you want to disagree or whatever, even if something doesn’t make biological sense or whatever, just make your own post and Do Not Fucking Bother Me with your nonsense. These hcs were made specifically because it’s what I think is hot and/or what I’d like as an nb person who isn’t too keen on having any set of binary parts. and i am sharing this with the world because maybe it will awaken something within you all and then you will never be able to look at an auri man with a normal human cock and balls. you will be forever ruined by me and you will have to spread my will to get people to draw the lizard p*rn the only way you can enjoy it now and we will start the revolution
I think auri men have retractable cocks. hemipen(is/es) if you will. you know. like lizards.
i say hemipen(is/es) because i think whoever wants to have their lizard have two dicks should be given that option. i am here to giveth i am not here to taketh away. live your best life. (my own hc is that double dicks are actually pretty rare bc evolution or whatever favored the single dick bc humanoid or whatever *pushes up fake scientist glasses* but still ofc occur just not like. widely)
HOWEVER. i think auri men who only have one hemipenis (because it was evolutionarily beneficial or whatever yes im engaging in fake science suck my cock) still have the vestigial internal sheath their 2nd hemipenis would have been. aka. they have. hole.
this hole is not really visible in any way even when an auri man is aroused (aka the hemipenis they do have is out) because there is one singular genital slit that divides into two sheaths inside. most auri men who grow up away from large auri populations do not know about the sheath (and even if they do, probably not that it can fit anything in there) unless they get adventurous exploring their own bodies
I should say this now. since this is loosely based on actual lizard anatomy. I dont do the whole cloaca thing it’s a little too weird for me and I want to have the lizards have as many holes as possible (in this case. two. anus and the vestigial sheath)
instead of like. bad dragon cocks. or i guess actual lizard cocks (? i actually have not spent that much time looking at lizard anatomy) i. sighs. here we go. *puts on cap that says i was on tumblr in 2012* *leans forward until my lips are touching the mic* i think auri hemipenes should be like......... the homestuck......... troll............ tentabulges. i simply think when two cock-having au ra get together for some fun i think maybe the cocks should be able to lovingly intertwine. also yes this means that au ra with only one cock can engage in mutual penetration
i think both the sheaths themselves produce natural lubrication (obvs when aroused but probably a little even when not aroused. you know. just to keep things clean and not-dry down there) but i also think the cocks themselves would secrete fluids to keep themselves moist when out (aroused). yes i think the vestigial sheaths still secrete fluids even though theres no cock in there anymore. yes you can personally adjust the amount of secretions your auri man produces to be as hot as you want as i said i am simply here to give.
ok so. *pushes up my fake scientist glasses and furiously flips the pages of my fake science book* SO. lizards have two hemipenes not because they use both when fucking (and by that i mean sticking both in a hole). lizards have two because each one is hooked up to a different internal testis. meaning that while mating they can ejaculate with one cock and then switch to the other to continue mating and switch off like that to ensure fertilization. NOW. obviously. that means lizards with two cocks can cum a lot. WHAT MAY NOT BE SO OBVIOUS IS. *buries my face in my hands bc this is absolutely self-indulgent* i think lizards with one hemipenis can cum just as many times as lizards with two cocks (to make the evolutionary favoring of one cock still viable <- this is obviously the apex of my fake biology i obviously just want it bc its hot)
anyway lizards being able to cum so much plus the bullet point above that one about the. secretions. make fucking an auri man a very........ wet. and possibly sticky. experience.
i think i said almost everything i wanted to say so lets end withhhhhhh. ok so. *PUSHES UP MAKE FAKE SCIENCE GLASSES FOR THE LAST TIME* lizards. apparently they got a fair amount of like. dick shapes. like some got spikes some got uhhhhh. they branch? and i assume this is like between species so au ra shouldnt have that much variation except i guess between raen and xaela. HOWEVER. *thows my shitty glasses to the ground and takes out a megaphone* who the fuck cares about that shit this is all fake anyway. i think au ra have a lot of variation to their dicks. fat, skinny, ridged (for pleasure), maybe even with scale clusters?, fan tips, branches, knot (? idk if that would even work with tentabulge but whatever) BRO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. go for it. even if you never wanna think about hs again tentabulges were good for p*rn actually lets bring them back
uhhhhhhh thats it for now i guess. you can say things at me if you’d like bc i have more hc but they’re inconsequential to my in-general auri genital hcs and are mostly things i had going for aias specifically. again if you wanna argue about this shit though take it somewhere else i literally dont wanna hear it.
also uhhhhhh this post was for like cis auri men but feel free to co-opt any of this for anything else au ra related. like do you want your auri women (cis or otherwise) to have girlcock tentabulge? go for it. live your dreams. this is simply all my brain can hold rn.
#long post#not sfw#not sfw text#buries my face in my hands. yes i think about au ra cock. too much.#no i can never look at normal au ra p*rn again. im ruined for life
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