Surround (1986)

Scans of the sleeve and obi strip* for the Trigun Stage 5 LaserDisc release.

Scanned by me.

*Obi strip under the cut due to formatting weirdness and preventing the post from being ridiculously long:

Title "SET YOU FREE"

Artwork for NikPats & RohPans's new single

                                                RESET • HG23

Obi strips from the Japanese editions of each Lostprophets album.

Artwork and packaging for コーシ ヤス クレィ コンプリート (Cautious Clay Complete), a collection of Cautious Clay’s first three EPs & a couple bonus tracks. Available at select record shops in Japan (2020).

Helix: *goes to help pull a halfway melted part of Cody’s blacks up so he could cut it off, and get smacked on the hand for it* hmmm…

Cody: *did not mean to do that just got startled while he was trying to do the same thing to his left ankle, isn’t actually hurt just annoyed because melted blacks apparently stick to your body hair* …!!!

Helix: You know. I once had a dream where you drank so much coffee your body started to shut down.

Cody: …???

Helix: Yeah. I guess it starts with paranoia, huh?

Cody: -_- I think it has more to do with the shinies that tried to wax me with my own melted blacks.

Helix: Keep telling yourself that.

this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if he’s elected he’s going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.

and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, he’s planning to let someone else win so he doesn’t have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.

only there’s this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wan’s re-election campaign because he’s trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks she’ll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service credits…..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually

so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobi’s existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakin’s.

(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)

(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, he’s also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wan’s eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)

(they fuck about it.)

I figured out why none of the fanart of Coronabeth Tridentarius seems right to me, it's cuz she looks like my friend Audrey who sat two seats over from me in torts class my first semester of law school

Audrey is the second-most physically attractive person I've ever seen in my life (first place goes to my appropriately-named college friend Helen, who I know mostly from burlesque club) (it was a lot, guys) so I really understand where Gideon was coming from. Like if Audrey asked me to participate in an inadvisable sword fight against someone way more practiced than me I would totally do it

Ahsoka: GUESS WHAT

Anakin: what?

Ahsoka: ITS BI VISIBILITY MONTH

Obi-Wan: *strips*

In a couple hours I'll be watching The Empire Strips Back and all I can think right now is: will there be an Anakin and/or Obi-Wan in the show??

ナイン・インチ・ネイルズ

Im 25 in 15 (or less??) days but thats okay bc thats when obi wan became a jedi knight.

The party starts now, right??

Concept: An animated short of one of Obi-Wan's adventures, but the narration is just insanely dramatic and Obi is completely op and delivers a bunch of awesome but strangely ooc lines. Then, in the middle of the action, the narrator gets interrupted and we fade out to reveal padawan Anakin playing with model ships, being interrupted by the real Obi-Wan coming to get him for meditation.

I wish they'd spent a little more time on Anakin's gearhead tendencies. It gets some notice when he's doing pod racing or a chase scene, but whatever happened to his experimentations with droids and gadgets? He should have grease stains on his clothes and cute smudges on his face and I want him and Padme to spend more time fixing things up together like with the pod racer in Phantom Menace.

if obi wan had fallen during the mandalore stuff it would've fucked him up so bad he wouldn't have been able to fight well. that said him jumping into the savage/maul/palpatine fight would've been sooooooooooooooo