Time to forget

Inspired by a guy from @notquitedeadpod

31 episodes of vampires available right now wherever you listen to podcasts. they bite each other. there is a weird mystery underpinning everything. the vampires kiss. violently.

I figured out how to turn my NQD Pinterest board into collages! So have some fun wallpapers!!! Please enjoy!!

post by selescope (source) / post by jb-blunk (source) /comic by trianglart (source) / tiktok screenshot / BBC article

Not Quite Dead Alfie-centered webweave (my first time making one of these PLEASE the boy is. unwell)

joke courtesy of my boyfriend @evangelionfanboy1 <3

The guys are having a tea party!! Someone write a tea party au oneshot!!/nf

They are so pretty

Nqd doodles!!! I need to draw neige but hes just SO complex

Listen, I support vampire rights but I also support vampire WRONGS so

bonkers to me that this show has two full seasons now.

if you like vampires. if you think they are scary AND hot. if you want them to be gay. if you want them to be gay some more. you maybe possibly will enjoy the show.

season three is going to be The Most Yet, a bold claim I know for a show that is already Very.

to those of you who have not listened yet, give this gay vampire show a try. i'm not judging you. i cannot judge you because a) i am not in the room and b) i wrote the show so i am also a certified freak.

tune in to Not Quite Dead, a show unafraid to tell you the relative size of its character's dicks and where the main character's trauma response is to have sex about it.

Not Quite Dead, a show of all time, made by me, Just Some Guy.

Okay but the transition into being a vampire just feels like my everyday life. When he complains about sleeping for hours (20 for him usually 15-18 for me) and never being awake is so real. Plus then going outside is just the autistic experience of “feeling the tread count of [his] tshirt” and smelling every smell and hearing every sound. This is like my fifth listen and every time I just slightly question where these symptoms come from vamp biology wise because I might be fucked.

Basically Ep 33.

I had this in my brain and I had to.

alfie dellon you will always be famous

Watching Sex Sent Me to the ER:

Casper: *in disbelief* Why would someone do that to themselves?

Alfie: You sweet summer child. I've extracted way weirder things from people's rectums.

Neige: Well, as the Romans used to say, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Some more doodles of nqd characters!! Plus that one silly doodle of Casper sleeping :))