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Just went through the first page of works on a popular het pairing on AO3 and fuuuuck - y’all’s are weird, straight shippers. My otp is a cannibal and his meow meow but the things I’ve seen on just the first page sorted by kudos???
#not to yuck your yum#but I’m sticking to gay romance#not harem multiple ship cuckquean dubious consent fuckery you call the best ff coming from the fandom#destiel#hannigram#drarry
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Okay, but I can't be the only one getting major Twincest vibes from the Sallows (ehem Sebastian).
I'm just waiting for him to turn around and say:
"The things I do for love,"
followed by:
Does a murder.
In other news, this mf just Avada Kedavra an onion.
#onion killer#like what the fuck even is that#please stop fucking your sister#not to yuck your yum#but#oh no#not me rec-ing a jonrya fic#yesterday#do not perceive#but that was different#theyre only cousins#i have tumblr brainrot#look away im hideous#normal tags#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow headcanon#that is all
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Why is Dom looking so sexy in that recent pic he just posted of himself in the brothers trust shirt Daddy Dom… 👀
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something something simon sadist riley rubbing tiger balm onto your broken skin after a particularly brutal impact session because the way you flinch and whine when it burns makes his dick twitch more than your whimpering when the paddle hit your arse something something
#cod fic#simon ghost riley x reader#this post brought to you by the fact i accidentally rubbed tiger balm in my eye#and i've had tears streaming down my face for the last 20 mins#here be kink#<- updated tag for those that want to block it or follow it#i won't yuck your yum#sr
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Every time I go into a fic and they have Ronan as this domineering cool & collected guy, I burst out laughing I’m sorry
#who reads trc and comes out thinking: yup that’s a dom#this man was canonically waiting for INSTRUCTIONS#be so honest with yourself he whimpers and begs#NOW IM NOT SAYING THE FIC IS BAD. DO YOUR THING. I DONT YUCK YOUR YUM. I’m just saying the dynamic is off#I feel like it’s rooted in the fact that Adam is skinnier?? but like#he was starved. abused. and exhausted. I don’t think his build would be as thin if he were healthy#and even if it WERE. INTIMATE DYNAMICS ARENT BUILT AROUND PHYSIQUE???#let Ronan be railed into next week#he deserves it#trc#the raven cycle#the raven boys#ronan lynch#pynch#adam parrish#blue lily lily blue#the dreamer trilogy#the dream thieves#greywaren
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Me and my girlfriend actually talked about this! It is indeed the safety and security that fanfiction brings. In fanfiction I can live a life of this 6'10 Austrian man being obsessed and possessive of me. But in real life? If a 6'10 Austrian man approached me and acted this way? I'm changing my name, throwing away my phone, using only cash and getting a flight to the nearest least populated island known to man kind.
Exactly! Real life König is very scary do not approach me please sir. Fantasy in my head König so good please keep doing your weird shit.
That's the beauty of fanfiction.
#ghoul speaks#this is why I'll never yuck someone's yum online#like you're exploring your kink in a safe environment#I'm glad you're having fun!#those are my thoughts at least
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Re the weird divide in the Beetlejuice fandom, which I really don't get
Fandom is so strange. Just liking Beetlejuice himself as a character has invited all manner of unusual kinks and personal interests into the fandom, and hey, the more the merrier. Beetlefans and netherlings are an assembly of interesting weirdos, so like, you do you. And obviously, this means that you should try not to judge or make assumptions about others based on your own feelings about their interests. Riiiight?
So, Beetlebabes as a ship has been around since the beginning of the fandom, and it certainly seems likely not to be going anywhere with the sequel. Now, my own personal stance on the pairing lies straight in the middle. I think Lydia and Beej have a beautiful friendship in the animated series and musical. They're such a great comedic duo and there's something very pure and sweet about this girl and her bug-man. Their relationship in the musical IS colored by the fact that they're both using and tricking each other a lot of the time, but they seem to have a mutual respect on this point and don't let it ruin their friendship, well until the topic of moms comes up, anyway.
In the movie, it's more complicated. BJ is motivated primarily by his desire to be free and couldn't care less about Lydia's problems. He also gets just a tad creepy with Lydia, though he's not over the top about it. He claims that he thinks that she "really understands me", which is a frickin weird thing to say about a kid who you talked to for like five minutes. But the pervy implications are kept to a minimum so as not to drive the movie into darker territory. His motivations are still kept as primarily a green card thing, although the viewer is still pretty grossed out by the forced, child-bride marriage.
Re BJ, I don't see him as a human or someone who really follows human rules. He's a supernatural creature who has a vague, outsider's understanding of what being human means. Even interpreting him as a ghost and not a demon, he's too different from a human to remember what being one is like. In the musical and cartoon, he relates to Lydia from a child's pov, but tries to behave like an adult with the Maitlands. He's neither, though. He's an unliving, essentially immortal Thing. And while Lydia clearly has a lot of affection for "her monster", she's not exactly into this gross, stinky, creepy old guy. As for BJ, he's very attached to Lydia, perhaps unhealthily so, but he's not being a sexual predator with her.
However, as a Beetlefan, I've seen that it's pretty natural to pair the two up romantically. I certainly shipped them as a kid. And yeah, it's kind of a weird ship, but Beetlejuice as a concept is just weird, period. Weirdness and age gaps are hardly anything new or unique in any part of the internet. Teen fans ship characters their own age with much older characters all the time, and it's not usually frowned upon. But in the Beetlejuice fandom, there appears to be a lot of ship-shaming and accusations of p3d0ph1lia when it comes to this teen/ancient monster pairing, which I'm guessing is a lot more of an internet drama thing than about the actual pairing itself.
Now to be clear, I don't ship teen Lydia with anyone, but I also acknowledge that she's not gonna stay a kid and that things could change between them.
Personally I like the idea of Lydia and BJ being reunited after spending several years apart and things being super weird and tense based on their history. I've become primarily a fan of the relationship dynamic they have in the musical, so I see them as being distrustful of each other and competitive about getting one over the other. But they still gel in a unique way, and they can't help but enjoy their messed-up frenemy thing. And I think the awkwardness of the teen bride thing should be leaned into rather than forgotten or brushed away.
Lydia (to BJ): You really fucked me up, you know. I was just a sad kid who you manipulated. You fuckin creep.
BJ (to Lydia): Yeah but at least I didn't literally STAB YOU THROUGH THE HEART, so...point to me, there.
This type of prickly, antagonistic relationship is like catnip to me, honestly. So it's pretty disappointing and sad that all this fandom drama crap can and probably will affect my ability to share and enjoy beetlebabes content because "beetlebabes dni" appears on so many profiles and posts. It's the kinda thing that makes fandom culture such a double-edged freaking sword. Why can't people ever just let people enjoy the thing they like and try to be respectful of each other, ya know?
#beetlejuice broadway#beetlejuice#beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlebabes#lydia deetz#beetlejuice x lydia#rules of the road#dont tag your hate and dont yuck on other people's yum#and dont accuse ppl of sh1t just because you feel like their interests are 'deviant'
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Can we talk about how kids act like they know shit and think that shipping a 22 and 25 year old FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are gross and act like its illegal...
Like... Lil bro... Please touch some grass and do your homework... They're both adults...
#jax x pomni#the amazing digital circus#Pomni is 25#Jax is 22#It's not illegal i swear#Creator even said that dont bash people on their ships#If its not your yum then don't yuck out loud#mind your damn business
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General note that if you draw/write anything particularly k!nky/NSFW of my characters and want to show me for some reason, please tell me what it is first before putting it directly in front of my eyeballs 🙏
I’m comfy with most basic things but I’m not comfy with everything. Please double-check with me just to be sure!
#just talking#most people have been cool about it#but yes please just check with me first!#I will never yuck your yum but not everything is my thing#go forth and create for you and yourself alone
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I have a question.....Am I the only one who gets the ick when they see Astarion modded into Wyll's Waltz scene?
I have seen soooooo many people hate on all of Wyll's romance scenes and Wyll in general. And its always the same concept of "Wyll is unrelatable" or "Wyll is boring". But the same girlies loose their shit when you replace Wyll with Astarion. They go feral! And honestly I hate it. I thought the dance was lame, babes? Which is it?
#bg3#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#Not here to yuck your yum#do whatever you want#but i said what i said#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll
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I really wish people would stop ignoring the fact that they live and make their livelihoods on the ship and that maintenance needs to be happening regularly/daily for it to continue floating (let alone when they're in a fight or running from one) when they talk about why Izzy is The Way He Is about the chores being done. Yeah he's a bit 'middle-management with a power-trip' about it but like he could be MUCH worse about it considering that the alternative could lead to them all DYING?
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#like i don't wanna yuck your yum or whatever but he's not like. doing All That for fun?#when he had competent crew behind him he was literally chill af?#when he wasn't on a SHIP he was chill before stede disrespected him?
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Me 🤝 The Bad Kids
Not looking forward to battle episodes
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#theyre just not my fave#i enjoy the roleplay that comes in the midst of battle#but theyre always so long and im just not /that/ interested in the strategy or mechanics of DnD combat#if you love them thats great!#not trying to yuck your yum and obv a big part of DnD#i just prefer the rp episodes#or the less structured more incidental battles like fabian + the pirates
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Hey yo if your friend has been trying to get pregnant for 2 years and finally tells you with the happiest, brightest smile that SHE IS FINALLY PREGNANT
And you go "idc I'm anti-natalist" or "whatever I'm childfree"
DID YOU KNOW, you're not actually anti-natalist or childfree?? You are a dick??
#pregnancy#feminism#Like these people are “don't yuck someone's yum!” And “don't shame people for what they enjoy!” Even when it's openly abuse#But GOD FORBID your friend be excited and happy about a pregnancy??#What happened to “let people enjoy what they like” or “if you can't be nice don't say anything”#Or does that only apply to kink and sex work?#Also apparently it's really hard to get pregnant close to 40 and I am SO HAPPY FOR HER
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friendly reminder to please tag your x reader fics/hcs/works!!
#its a courtesy just like tagging ship content#for every person that would use it to find your content another would prefer not to see it#tumblr is the last bastion of functional blacklisting so please make sure to utilise it!#not having a go or anything ive just seen a lot of untagged self insert stuff recently in the soapghost tag#and im not yucking yums if you want to write x reader then more power to you#its not your fault in makes me unreasonably grumpy lmao#but the only way to guarantee people like me dont have to see it is to tag it#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#soap cod#john soap mactavish#soap x reader#soap/reader#soap x you#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#ghost/reader#ghost x you#cod self insert#141 x reader#price cod#john price#captain price#price x reader#price x you#john price/reader
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Cannibalism as not a sex metaphor is so hot. I've written shit like this before, I bathed myself in it like a dog rolling around in the muck and mud. Cannibalism for the sake of being cannibalized by a hot person is perfect and needs no excuse. Let that crazy out BABY
BABE, BELOVED, THIS IS NOT MY KINK
The "Threat please eat me I'm not kidding" asks finally broke me. Y'all get 1(one) sexual cannibalism drabble. ONE
You know when I wrote about Threat eating their sexual partners and how they're a dangerous predator I really should have anticipated that a decent number of people would think that was hot and not horrifying. (Ghoul pointing to a whiteboard, "It's about crossing the boundaries of consent, it's about Threat treating people like cattle and not people." The freaks(affectionate) in my tags, "Please Threat eat my liver, please please please please.")
#ghoul speaks#I don't get it but y'know what I'm not gonna yuck your yum#it was a fun write#not my thing but I love the horror of it
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What are your top 5 favorite movies that came out this year?
Always a very tough question. I've LOVED other movies this year, but if I have to limit it to 5, at this moment I would say:
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (possibly my favorite film of the last decade)
DECISION TO LEAVE
NOPE
SOMETHING IN THE DIRT
WATCHER
(Curious to see how this goes... on Twitter, if you posted "Here are my 5 favorite" anythings, or even if you just say "I saw _____ and I really liked it," hundreds of weirdos would comment "WRONG" or "Guess you didn't see ____" or "You forgot_____". How does this stuff typically work on Tumblr?)
#film tumblr#do not yuck my yums#make your own list#everything everywhere all at once is a perfect film
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