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manitapaleta · 5 months

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It’s been forever but I made another sketch page for this weeks episode tag ur fav moment mine was the shade witch LOL

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies s2 #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #henry oak #Barry oak #scam likely #lark oak garcia #lark oak #hero oak swallows garcia #hero oak #my art #this is my first drawing of hero I’ve posted I need to complete her current design bc I’ve redone it like twice whenever she would show up a #again in the story and we’d get more info abt her #also I canNOT BELIEVE Anthony would offscreen Mercedes like that BITCH that’s my WIFEEE NAURRRRRR #not srs but srs at the same time lmaooo

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myaoiboy · 4 months

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favorite gross nasty mgs fic? 👀

Okay ummm this HIGHLY depends on your definition of "gross nasty" so just a roundup of a few in no particular order (sorry nonnie you're getting dumped on lmaooo):

Actor Out Of Work - FaggotTapedeck

If MGS gave me a gun kink, this fic diagnosed it. It's not that *gross* but it is *fucky* and I love that shit so much. Helped me solidify my HC's about Kaz living past '05.

Hawaiian Red Fruit Punch - FaggotTapedeck

Okay I promise no more of Deck's fics because it feels like cheating, honestly. I love fucked up Snotacon, I love drug use/OD fics, I have mixed feelings about forcefem and some of the specifics of this fic wigged me out but it's so good that I had to keep going.

Also it's posted with PUP lyrics which makes it automatically based.

(I promise no more Deck fics but special mention of Hands Away and Mr. Credit for rewiring my brain in the direction of Zerocelot)

Aren't You Ashamed Of Yourself & The Only Thing That I Ask, Love Me Mercilessly - corpsefluid

Putting these together since they're sort of a continuity? Another account that feels like cheating ngl. Ocelot has Huey strung out on heroin, there's drug use, there's pimping of dubious consent, there's deserved abuse of Huey Emmerich. Nice, sweet, simple, gotta love it. I pray to the Ao3 gods every day that they will have the time and desire to add more to this series

Cat Farts - corpsefluid

If you want gross-nasty? Here's the thing. The secret to writing good gross nasty fic is that you can never really go full /j, there's gotta be a core of /srs in there. The more /srs the better.

I'm warning you now that it's. It's just fart fetish. Very well written fart fetish. That's not my thing, generally.

...But--

l̵i̵s̵t̵e̵n̵ ̵i̵m̵ ̵c̵h̵r̵o̵n̵i̵c̵a̵l̵l̵y̵ ̵i̵l̵l̵ ̵i̵ ̵l̵i̵k̵e̵ ̵w̵h̵e̵n̵ ̵p̵e̵o̵p̵l̵e̵s̵ ̵f̵e̵t̵i̵s̵h̵e̵s̵ ̵s̵e̵x̵u̵a̵l̵i̵z̵e̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵ ̵t̵h̵i̵n̵g̵s̵ ̵i̵ ̵f̵i̵n̵d̵ ̵d̵e̵e̵p̵l̵y̵ ̵u̵n̵s̵e̵x̵y̵ ̵a̵b̵o̵u̵t̵ ̵m̵y̵s̵e̵l̵f̵ ̵l̵e̵t̵ ̵m̵e̵ ̵l̵i̵v̵e̵e̵e̵e̵e̵

(special mention: Personal Business, also by corpsefluid, which I would say exactly the same things about, except it's scat instead of fart fetish)

Methadone - ifeelsodirty

UGGGGHHJHHHHHHHH! Did someone say zerocelot? Oh, no, just me? Well, Zerocelot nonconsensual overdose fic, I don't think I really need to explain more tbh.

Dog Days - doodlebughero

I dunno man all I can say is "knots." And also we all know this was going down behind the scenes.

The Coldest Goodbye - serpenthomosexual

One of the first mgs fics I read bc when I join a fandom I start by checking the fuckiest pairings and seeing what the quality of the fics are like. Snakecest was the only one I knew for sure at the time. Solimiller would follow very quickly behind.

There is. So much going on here. The necro-twincest. The shame. The shame over the necro-twincest bleeding over into snotacon where snake....envisions that otacon is liquid?? Mwah. Serpent Homosexual I want to give you sloppy in return for this delicious meal.

I could literally keep going forever. I mean. I can't at this moment. But in theory I could. I tried to include a variety of pairings and fetishes.

There are DEFINITELY some fics that didn't spring to mind right now, and some that are on the edge of "gross and nasty" but I didn't feel were gross and/or nasty enough to justify making this post even longer lmaooo

#mgs #fic roundup #im not even going to try to tag ships here just read the ao3 tags #cw: every fucking thing you can imagine

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izzy-b-hands · 2 years

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Still high, and emotional abt that SR baby AU again lmaooo

Cuz I started thinking abt SR3 and *ouch* my heart if I do a version of this AU that follows canon

I'm loose here on the timeline but you've got this kid who's lost one adoptive parent/guardian in Aisha and one uncle figure in Carlos by the end of canon SR2, and then is all of maybe 3? 4? When it appears they lose one of their adoptive dads in Johnny, and it leaves an utterly wrecked Ellis to try and keep running the Saints while also dealing with a confused and sad toddler. Cuz like I remember my cousins at that age, ya know? And they know if someone is gone, but they don't get death yet really.

Like canon SR3 already breaks my heart, but my AU here breaks it an extra degree because like. There's So Much happening in SR3 as it is, that I can see a lot of babysitting Shaundi and Pierce coming through because what other option do they have? The Boss only trusts certain Saints with the kid now, somewhat understandably considering how bad the intro events of the game went, and that's mostly them. (Plus the image of Pierce with like a purple saints branded car seat in his car for the kid is adorable af, and Shaundi who's all business as long as she's distracted from thinking abt Johnny being gone using babysitting as a way to try and apologize to Johnny because she wrongly blames herself for his appeared to be death!!!)

And kids that age accidentally ask like. The best and silliest but also most accidentally serious and painful questions sometimes, and it isn't malicious! They just are curious and don't have that social filter to know that some questions we don't ask or not in certain situations, so on and so forth

Like I know I've already said but god a canon following version of this AU is all pain. Specifically thinking on my boss Ellis being as wrecked as Shaundi by the loss but trying to hold it together, and doing pretty okay whenever he's around others, until the kid looks up all innocent and asks daddy Ellis if daddy Johnny is coming home soon, because she wants to show him her new room in the Steelport apartment (and eventually in all of the crib locations too, all covered in drawings made for Ellis and Shaundi and Pierce and Johnny and even Aisha and Carlos, though the latter two the kiddo remembers mostly in what Ellis can tell them, about how dearly they cared for the kid too.)

Like. Parents deal with hard situations but a question like that would just be shattering, especially if one is already grieving hard. I want to think I would write Ellis never breaking down in front of the kid because that's like the ideal, but I don't think that would be a realistic way to write it. I don't think any parent would want to break down and be visible to their kid during it (tho there's a whole discussion to be had there abt healthy shows of vulnerability around kids but I digress), but everyone's human and life doesn't play out ideally every time.

And that's even worse because ya know how kids that age are. Little copy bots, so like. There's a little hand patting Ellis's back, and 'is okay, Daddy' and a tiny hug, and I think any full fic I write abt this along this line would only end in tears: probably me and Ellis lmaooo

Just. SR3 is played for all haha dick joke tiddies but if you look aside from that at the base story a non comedic version of this would be just a sad painful drama with a layer of weird sci fi intrigue, with an extra layer of keeping a kid safe and happy and healthy in this AU. I know it's Not That Deep, but at the same time it absolutely can be if I want for a version of this AU and it's So Much qkdbkfngk

#text post #i apologize for this long post at four am bjt I'm still high and having emotions abt johnny gat #and this au #and also i found a rat plushie thats purple and i absolutely wanna get jt and name kt Johnny Rat #unrelated technically but equally important to be known

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zhongrin · 1 year

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if he bonks me, i'll bonk his mouth with my own mouth! ha! take that!

recommend doing the same because it usually shuts him up- unless he's feeling sassier than usual.... 😦

-misery

omg smart, i should do that too next time lmaooo

"i will bonk you. with my lips." /srs

ah yes much scary very fear *doggo meme*

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: anon 💟#misery anon

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darlingpwease · 1 year

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I literally forgot it LMAOOO

I completely spaced it on him speaking normally sometimes, I was so used to him not due to his curse that I forgot that he actually could

I've always had this thing where I want my works to be very accurate. Be it with the characters I use, the era it's set in, the objects around scenes, idk why but I want it to be accurate. That is definitely the main reason why I leave a ton of works and ideas unfinished lmao– ik that even if someone were to read my works, they won't pay attention to the small details, but if I can connect certains scenes earlier to ones in the future, or make a connection with the surroundings with the characters, I'll do my best to do it lol

It's also probably because of this, that I thought you'd pay attention to the Toge bit, but ig not /pos /srs /ty for not pointing it out even tho I outed myself lol

Don't apologize, darling!!! It's all okay, we all got things offline, so I don't except replies right away/within a few hours. I'm just happy when they get replied to, regardless of when that is <333 /pos /gen

-panna cotta

the problem is that we know that as a child he had no control over his ability and refused to speak with words other than ingredients for onigiri (or fish, as it was in the manga about yuuta, if I'm not mistaken?), since these words do not make sense and even when using the technique can not cause harm.

if I'm not mistaken, in japanese these ingredients are relatively similar to real words, so he speaks with words that are similar to the real ones, but at the same time have no influence, since these are still words to describe the ingredients.

we cannot deny that as he grew up, Toge could learn to control his ability and not use it accidentally and partially abandon the ingredients, just so that it would fit our work, my my <3

oh, I understand, dear. it has never been too extreme for me, but I used to be very pedantic in this matter too... but then I just started putting it off, because although it's important to observe such things, I'm just saying that it's historically incorrect or that I'm just taking the scenery and moving on.

fun is higher than truthfulness; this is not a historical summary, so I make all the necessary warnings and do my business </3 I'm more into porn than feelings so it works great for me /hj

that's very cute!!! I also leave small details here and there, but usually they are limited to one fic <3333

although we write together, we write in parallel, so it is natural that we differ and write about different things, even if there is one concept. therefore, it is natural that toge I am writing about and toge you are writing about are different and constantly show new differences as we write — this is part of the development; there's nothing wrong with that <3

we may differ in all things, but as long as we write about one thing, you and I are perfect <3333

I love any of your interpretations, even random ones and "I forgot" <3 you're always beautiful /gen

AHHHHHHHH you're too good for me lovely,,,,,, /pos /srs

I'm so sorry to leave you waiting, even if I know that nothing is expected of me anymore; but I spend so much time to come up with, translate into english, make it more readable¹ and then write that I feel so slow </3 /gen

¹ and still constantly make mistakes and typos, but no one sees them, okay!!!

#[📂] — voice from under the bed #❖.my jewelry #��.panna cotta <3

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the-himawari · 4 years

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A3! Takato Tasuku - Translation [SR] Impatient Hound (1/2)

*Please read disclaimer on blog; default name set as Izumi

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Tasuku: Phew…

Izumi: Ah, Tasuku-san. Coming back home from running?

Tasuku: Yeah.

Izumi: Still as dedicated as ever, I see!

Tasuku: It’s because the show this time has a lot of action scenes. Also, I want to train my body in advance for my role too.

Izumi: That’s true, Irie-san* also has a lot of actions scenes.

Itaru: Heyy, you two, how do you do?

Tasuku: …That’s creepy.

Itaru: Rude.

Izumi: Did something happen?

Itaru: Actually, Gino-san appeared in my dream again.

Izumi: Ah, that reminds me, You were saying something like that before too.

Itaru: Right, right. My fave chara appears in my dream, And I come to like them even more…

Tasuku: What the heck is that?

Itaru: “The heck”, you say…? For Tasuku, if a soccer player you admire appeared in your dream, You’d get excited. Like Zinho something, or Udo something or something.**

Tasuku: …

Itaru: And with that, here you go.

Tasuku: ? What is this?

Itaru: The “PSYCHO-PASS” series’ reference collection book. When I placed it by my bedside and slept, I was able to meet Gino-san. So Tasuku, how about putting it into practise too? You might be able to meet Irie, you know?

Tasuku: I don’t really…

Itaru: Even though it might lead to role-making?

Tasuku: …

Itaru: Training your body is important too but, Isn’t it also crucial to know your character?

Tasuku: …Haa.

Izumi: (Tasuku-san, Itaru’s got you wrapped around his finger good, huh…)

-pause-

Tsumugi: Huh? What’s with that book?

Tasuku: It’s the “PSYCHO-PASS” series’ reference collection book. Chigasaki was nagging me to place it by my bedside and sleep.

Tsumugi: Ahaha, I see… It’s because there’s a possibility you’ll be able to see a dream, right? But as expected, Tasuku who’s going through with it too, is really crazy about theatre, huh?

Tasuku: …It might become role-study.

Tsumugi: Mhmm, that's true.

Tasuku: You, you’re amused.

Tsumugi: Ehh? I’m not though.

Tasuku: It’s written on your face that it’s funny to you.

Tsumugi: That’s just your imagination.

Tasuku: Geez…

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*Tasuku plays the character Irie Kazumichi in the Psycho-pass season 3 play adaptation **I looked them up and they're apparently old, famous soccer players? (same Itaru, same lmaooo Tasuku's unamused face also killed me)

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#a3!#a3! translation #takato tasuku #act! addict! actors!#tsukioka tsumugi #chigasaki itaru #tasutsumu's osananajimi powers are too strong #this one's for you anon!!!

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spagheddiesquash · 3 years

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I just remembered a weird dream (probably nightmare) I had when I was like,, 7??? i think??

anyway tw for: murder, cannibalism, i feel like there should be more triggers to list so please let me know, but yeah this is kinda disturbing in general so like if youre very faint of heart id suggest maybe not reading under the cut. /srs

ok so it started out as me seemingly having a normal day right? then people i knew started being really really nice to me, like giving me gifts, helping me out with stuff and whatnot. thing is, after every single thing happened, whoever was doing what with me completely ruined it in an attempt to piss me off. of course it obviously did. anyway, this continued to escalate (like, pushing me into the road and trying to set me on fire level of escalate) until someone, i forgot who but of course it was someone who i knew at the time, killed me and then started taking me somewhere, which brings us to the final part of the dream, aka the one i remember the most. basically everyone i knew was sat at this giant table eating me for dinner and cutting me up while throwing insults at me. (things like how I was so annoying, that I was lazy, a coward, etc) I remember I couldn’t see anything in this last part, however I could hear all of it. I always instinctively picture the room as purple though. anyway, the people I could hear the most were my mom, my grandpa and my sister. I think I was also able to hear a couple friends of mine in that part too. (im not mad at them obviously bc it was a dream lmaooo) but yeah, after this dream I woke up terrified, tried to go back to sleep and ended up with the same dream. i kept having this dream the whole night and I cant even remember what the next day was like.

#tw murder #murder tw #tw cannibalism #cannibalism tw #please lmk any other triggers to tag #nightmare story time #dream story time #story time

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izzy-b-hands · 2 years

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Okay I can't sleep so its sr rambling time, sorry in advance aksnkfbgjg (legit if some of y'all want a tag to block on these lemme know I can add one asap)

But like. Okay I'm in my feelings abt my OT3 but Aisha is the focus rn.

Because even with her faking her death and having to hide away, the idea of an alternate timeline for sr2 gives so much still for her like.

If we keep it mostly the same and just have her survive the game, even that is huge because now she's got Options since the Saints are running things again

Maybe she doesn't want to go back into music stardom but wants something simple, teaching music lessons or community music programs that she can help institute from behind the scenes

And even if she is recognised who's gonna say anything now? And risk pissing off Johnny and the Boss? No thank u lmaooo

So like maybe it isn't total freedom back depending on her own comfort level but that's just it like. She at least can choose how and if she wants to move back more into the community and in what ways and can find her joy again however she'd like and it's what she deserves!!!

Plus there is absolutely the image in my head of like. Johnny and the Boss dragging a bleeding enemy into the house while she's teaching piano or something and she just glares at them while distracting the kid playing like 'can u two fucking not rn also is that blood on my fucking carpet again'

The slapstick of these two violent nerds immediately panic dragging the body back out and maybe grumbling how u can't even question an enemy gang member in your own house anymore (but then Eesh's money did buy that house so like. She's absolutely in the right to be like pls take that shit elsewhere lol)

And just. Getting to enjoy life again. In any work she might want, anything else she might want to do to fill her time, in the extra time she would have with the two ppl she loves most (even if she'll never approve of the gang activities, but she's accepted that she can't keep fish from swimming, and Johnny and the Boss are fish that really enjoy swimming too)

Like yes there's lots to explore in terms of the canonical timeline with what happens to her there and I do still play in that sandbox but at the same time, this alternate timeline has so much more joy in it. For her and everyone, even after I drop in my ideas for enemies and conflicts (aka I still give them reason to leave Stilwater and explore new territory and fight new gangs, but with the bonus of Eesh either coming with, or being able to help keep shit in order in Stilwater by delegating most of it to Saints underlings and staying in the background)

She just deserves the world, however she would want it in this timeline.

#text post #this isnt even getting into all the cutesy domestic stuff id shuffle in there if i wrote this all out in fic form #like kids? absolutely because i know it seems like no one in the saints has shit figured out #but what ive learned from growing up and seeing friends my age become parents is they still don't know shit or tf is going on #they're just doing their best and rolling with their respective situations #so in the magic of fic land i can have that work for these three as well lol

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