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onewingeddove444 · 1 year

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★How the bachelors would react if they accidentally made you cry

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Alex:

-would probably not even notice you're crying at first

-his expression would change so quickly

-😀😦

-kind of knew he had it coming though, since a lot of the stuff that flies out of his mouth is....well😇

-would IMMEDIATELY start taking the blame, saying things like "nahhh i didn't actually mean that i lied haha no idea why i said that i'm so stupid" ((starts blaming it on his hormones being affected by working out or something😭😭))

-hesitates at first, but pulls you into the tightest embrace you've ever felt ngl probably hurts a little lol

-his way of apologising to you is saying "you can punch me as hard as you want, i deserve it!!!!"

-starts treating you like royalty for another month, to the point where it becomes annoying

-every time you bring it up, even as a joke, he basically drops to his knees and starts apologising all over again

Elliott:

-if you thought this man was already dramatic as it is....lord🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

-would try to be cool about it, while in his head he's already pressing a dagger to his neck, saying that he has now betrayed his heart and doesn't want to go on any longer

-the moment he sees tears flowing down your face, the only word able to come out of his mouth is a soft "no, no, no..."

-he'd probably start crying with you😭😭😭

-starts whispering the most loving and kind things about yourself into your ear

-literally compares you to the most breathtaking images you could ever envision

-alternative scenario, where he just drops to the floor and starts begging for your forgiveness, even though what he said wasn't really that bad

-after that, he checks up on you every 5 minutes, to make sure you're not upset with him

-would swear on his life and soul to never hurt you again ((mind you it was never that serious😭))

-writes you so many short poems...atp they just become a whole book

Harvey:

-man....😭

-probably hurts him more than it does you lmao

-you crying would be too much for him already...but crying because of him?? ouuu

-is ready to completely retract what he said, even if he's absolutely right, that just doesn't matter to him anymore

-he just stands there for a good amount of time, since he really doesn't know how to deal with these kinds of emotions

-this might just be the first time this man has made someone cry because...let's be fr☠️

-would do that thing where he cups your cheeks and wipes your tears with his thumbs ((after that he's kinda clueless though😭))

-this literally being his worst nightmare...in his eyes hurting you is the equivalent of failing as a partner...and he's not really allowed to fail too often🙁

-would wait 30 years until you're not upset with him ((it takes you exactly 1 minute btw)), and after that it's flowers delivered to your doorstep every day of the week

-even if it were to be a one-time occurrence, he would NEVER EVER forget it, and he would always justify spoiling you with it ((using the 4 cents he makes from the clinic👎))

Sam:

-he is not that smart when it comes to verbalising thoughts please forgive him

-says things like "aw man you're crying😔😔😔😭😭“

-if he's holding a drink or eating something, he offers it to you, even if there's a single bite/sip left of it

-refuses to smile until he's 100% sure you've forgiven him, otherwise he just looks like this: :--(

-low-key fighting for his life not to pull out his phone and google "how to comfort crying person wikihow"

-once you tell him that it's okay between you two bro gets jolly, running around in circles, giggling, twirling his hair and laying down kicking his feet up

-the thing he did that upset you could've been minor, but that still doesn't stop him from saying "man...😔🤦 i'm so glad this chapter is behind us now.." like okay???😭😭😭 ((bonus points if he describes this as a "rough patch" in your relationship))

-tries making something for you after, fails miserably, resorts to showing you cool skateboard tricks he learned off of youtube

-learns his lesson and actually thinks more before he says something ((to the best of his ability))

-promises to write a song about your love and go platinum ((shows it to sebastian and gets banned from writing lyrics for the band forever))

Sebastian:

-freezes immediately

-literally unable to get a single word out, what is he supposed to do in his situation😭

-manages to whisper "i didn't mean..." and proceeds to go quiet after that

-he's been living a sheltered life for a very long time, so he's really scared that whatever he says it will only hurt you even more

-you can definitely see his expression change...not only does it soften but he looks UPSET upset, mostly with himself

-pulls you into a hug, hoping that it'll help a little bit ((it does, bro seems like a good hugger))

-asks you if there's anything he can do to cheer you up, and let me tell you he'd really do anything

-does not let you go for the rest of the day, having his arm wrapped around you, holding your hand, even if it's just the pinky fingers touching

-you have to keep reassuring him that it's okay now, he literally hits you with the "are you sure you're not mad at me?" every 3 seconds just to make sure you guys are good🙏

-lets you touch whatever you want in his room, i'm talking elementary school pictures, old sketchbooks, it's all yours, no matter how humiliating

Shane:

-um...uh😭🙅‍♀️

-yeah he is PISSED he's made you cry, he might've been mean when he first saw you, but now??? that is just not allowed in his mind idc

-jumps to self-deprecation immediately, talking about how he's an asshole, how he always fucks things up (🙁)

-just takes the whole blame on himself, no problem with that

-kind of saw this happening in the nearest future, that man does not have a very good opinion of himself let's be honest😭

-you could tell him you forgive him and he'd be like "nah don't do that wtf i don't deserve it😔"

-doesn't try comforting you at first, since he just assumes that you might never want to see him again

-but after the dust settles he reassures you that he's going to do everything to make sure this doesn't happen again

-sends you musty frozen pizza in the mail in retaliation (sigh🙁)

-would love to pretend this never happened, but making you cry really took a hit on his self-esteem, however it also made him think about how to be the best partner you can have

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv imagines #sdv headcanons #sdv bachelors #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #i use so many emojis it’s actually sickening #sdv fanfic #sdv imagine #sdv headcanon #this is my first time writing on tumblr please forgive me if this looks like garbage🙏

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kasaneteto · 1 month

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its so hard to not let the roommate shit consume my thoughts 👎👎👎 i gotta get out of here asaaapppp

i got a plan & its looking like i’ll be able to be moved out come july. the cats are the only reason it has to be so difficult LOL i gotta get them used to their new roommate and vice versa. but at least im not in a limbo of “WHERE DO I GO WHAT DO I DO” im so thankful for the people in my life who have my back 😭 what would i do without brittany fr she is my ROCK and we ROLL!!!! ive almost escaped the horrid miasma of my roommate’s self-induced misery. im wondering rn why i wanted to salvage this friendship at all because not having to worry about his sensitive ass is so freeing. like i feel so much less bogged down. fucked up that i wasn’t able to see that until now. i do legitimately hope he can get better though like he’s so trapped in his own sadness feeling sorry for himself… nobody deserves to live like that!!!! i probably could’ve handled the situation better but honestly? its not my responsibility to be a saint towards him lol he hasn’t shown me any of that grace so theres no reason to try so hard for his sake. i am simply over it. it does suck tho that now he’s surely badmouthing me to all of our mutual friends and making himself seem like the faultless victim in all of this the same way he did to me and finn when his ex cheated on him. “ohhh they wont be my friend because i wouldnt give them the apartment” whatever helps you sleep at night bro. its because youre a self-centered prick and i think you know thats why. so you find someone to lick your wounds and tell you how mean the other person is being. its pathetic. i hope he grows out of it, genuinely. i think he could be a cool person if he wasn’t so trapped in this victim mentality

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heeliopheelia · 1 year

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MAMMA MIA!!!! UFUUSISJWNXHXJDJD HELLO!! GOD ARE U THERE? U WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS UNIVERSE!! i hope ure sat

heeseung not coming to the rehearsal is such a pussy move but THIS TIME i will let it slide cuz he is just being emo 😔😔😔

not yn losing her shit cuz seung is not coming OKAY BRO maybe calm down it's not like ure in love with him or something 🙄🙄

HELLO THE HOONYN KISS??? 😬😬 YIKES OOF THUMBS DOWN ALL OF THEM 👎👎

OMG NOTHING SHE FELT NOTHING (this is mine very first win actually!!) OMG OMG THE COMPARISON TO HEE?! Y YDUDJHCJDJHXUJDJS BRO BRO BRO 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

THE REALIZATION HIT LIKE HER like a fucking truck?!!!

abort? jake? getting roasted yeah most likely i guess?

damn not heeseung coming out as femboy in this episode I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, me and the girls taking about uhmmm uhmmm cooch shitt u just wouldn't get it 😇😋? LMAOO

DUDE YN IS FUCKED WTF??

LMAO honestly so hyped to see the next chapter THANK UUUUUUU MY LADY, this was cool as always ma'am kiss kiss xoxo

ps. u see... ur updates make my days better so this like symbiosis or something im not good at geography too ig

NONNIE YOU GOT ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE REVIEW AGAIN 🩷🩷 i was so grossed out by writing the kiss with hoon but i had to do it for the sake of the smau 😌 if im to be completely honest yn is fucked but she's only gonna get ✨worser✨(sorry not sorry) AND PLS THE GEOGRAPHY LINE TOOK ME OUT I LITERALLY LOVE YOU GIRL 🩷😭💕

ps this is me whenever i see your asks in my inbox

#a little dramatic: asks ✉#–nonnies asks ♡#is2g imma start giving you your own tag babe 😩

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naomiarai · 5 months

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it’s the homiezoned anon 😭😭 this fucker said he wants to just be good friends and proceeds to avoid tf out of me in public like im the damn plague liiikee no that’s not very “gOoD fRiEnDs,” of you so i confront him and he’s like

“it was for your own good so your name wouldn’t be dragged in case people find out i rejected u,”

AND THEN HE GOES, “wE’lL aLwAyS bE fRiEnDs BrO nO mAtTeR wHaT,” like ok sweet that’s what i wanted to

Then i tell him to act like it and to stop shutting me out

THEN HES LIKE, “We can be friends, just not in front of others,”

LIKE HELLO???? TF???? THATS NO FRIENDSHIP THATS A LITERAL SIDE CHICK SITUATION JUST SAY YOU’RE EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH ME AND GO TF???? WHY GO TO ALL THESE LENGHTS??

bro’s literal main worry is what his friends will say about this, LIKE IM TRYNA BE AN EMPATH AND SEE THE SITUATION FROM HIS POV BUT ALL HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF W IS “OHHH WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY FRIENDS WHAT AM I GONNA TELL THE gUyS”

but what pissed me off the most was how dry he was LIKE BROTHER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKK

the confrontation happened in DMS AND I POURED MY HEART OUT AND BROS SO FUCKING DRY AND LIKE “Alr cools,” “Bro this,” “Bro that,” “Ye” LIKE FUCKING MAKE AN EFFORT YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS SO ACT LIKE IT OMDSSSSS

AND I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABT THIS AND EVEN SHE AGREED HIS PERSONALITY’S CHANGED SINCE THEY FIRST MET LIKE ??????!!!!!!!

im literally losing my self respect chasing after the bare minimum like atp just chain me to a wall so i stay put

Like he could just tell his friends no we're just friends, nothing more. But he chooses to ignore instead, by saying that's for my benefit LIKE STOP TRYNA BE A HERO?? YOURE NOT BEING A HERO OR A GOOD GUY YOURE LIT TRYNA COVER YOUR OWN ASS

but yeah anyways men suck 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

😭😭 what the heck. what? you don't even want to act like friends? im so annoyed for u. this man—

#mimi talks #mimi▪︎anon

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elaichoi · 11 months

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the v v v first time i saw ur acct was when u had the yeonjun prive alliance layout ^3^ those reincarnation aus made me saur emo T^T

i luv that for u agghh<3 not that there's anything wrong w it,but i find it most satisfying when ppl get into kpop from kpop-genre songs rather than western-sounding kpop songs lol my first kpop artists were b2st (highlight) and t-ara hehe

mhm yea mayybbe! i know 100% why i don't post them and its cos i used to be consistent w posting on both kpop & personal socmed accts but mental health happens and i kinda stopped bc numbers make me want 2 cry lmfao

except im slightly less mentally ill since that time now and yk i actually genuinely do rlly want to start all my socmed accts up again but im putting it off bc im a bit of a perfectionist and so im lazy to be doing all dat... all of nothin :D don't call the orderly i'm fine ^_^ /lh

2019-21? ah probably not then i'm pretty sure i was in and out of the school roster (pls tell me if i am oversharing/trauma dumping/crossing any boundaries bc i genuinely do not know i no longer have any social skills T_T /gen /srs)

hm i'm not sure tbh i only followed the one 😭😭 i haven't been on wattpad in a long ass time and i remember i tried seeing what wattpad was like nowadays and was v disappointed w the ads and paid stuff (i think i don't remember). booooo 👎👎

omg wait that's so cool aaaaah!!! i changed my user a lot so i honestly could not tell u bc i have goldfish memory ;__; i do remember i had a user like taempons(_) i think it had an underscore idk don't remember but i changed it (kinda wish i saved it ngl) and oh one i do remember was peachyjihoons (my wannaone phase lmao) but yeah im pretty sure my most recent user was some based on some tumblr shit like svnshine or something idfk 💀💀

u are already a talented writer save some for the rest of us 👺 /j if u could also draw u would be too powerful 👁️👄👁️

omg THAT WAS MY FIRST LAYOUT TOO!! this account isn't that old tbh i still haven't gotten the feel of writing smuts as of yet that's why i havent been much active on it BUT WAIT REINCARNATION AU?!? from my main???

DUDE I LOVE B2ST!!!! and t-ara!!!!!!!! i really got into kpop slowly because i fell for kdrama at first (found replay in one of the kdrama edit lmao) so like my music journey has been very, very kpop ish. i think the global influence in most of kpop songs started to become mroe prominent during 2018?

bro i get you like the fear of starting the stuff you love because you feel like you won't be able to give it all and starting it and feeling it like you're gonna disappoint yourself. i hadn't started anything since like 2017 until recently because i was scared i was gonna stumble, or it won't be good ( well mostly that) or i won't be able to finish that. me and my bff still has this one project we started around like 2018 lmao we both still haven't finished it or picked it up bc we developed the idea sm and got so close to it that we fear writing it now.

not OVERSHARINH I WANNA KNOW!!! NO but like FR wattpad went through the biggest glow down IVE EVer seen like. it's legit LEGIT inhabitable. like at first you take away the newsfeed?!? like how am i gonna pine over other accounts now?!? and then everything became paid and shit like wtf is that?!

omg i wonder if I ever saw you on my explore page or tags bro fr this is so interesting my ig handle has always been one tbh it's @celestialsoo ( my intense love affair with kyungsoo era) like since the dawn of the day.

YOU LIE!!!!! i wish i could fr draw tho i want to draw my muses :///

#love mails from my beloved anon!

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acaiasahi · 2 years

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i've been really good!! yes i'm def still in school and are def still playing basketball 💪

i placed top 10 best in my school for my last exam, where i had flunked my math exam but oh wellss, and i'm so proud of myself omfg 😭😭 the amount of nights i stayed up to revise for that exam alone is 😔😔 but now i need to study harder bc i have my mid-term exams which is def on a harder level (if im already struggling on the last one, cant imagine how ill be for this one 💀) on the 1st of august, literally a week from now on.. BUT OH WELLS

also, i have FINALLY moved on from my crush (that i told you abt) who probably didnt and still doesnt care abt my existence BUT i am feeling something for someone else and girllll he's so wholesome 😭 he's really nice to me too like omfg my heart 😔😔

OH AND i recently got appointed as captain for my basketball team UNTIL I GRADUATE 😭😭 i have no idea how i'm gonna do but i'm willing to try 💪💪

- 🌱 <333 how abt youu?? i rlly missed you omfg (re-sending bc i think the last one didn't go through 👎👎)

argh it's always ur asks that get eaten, it's saur annoying but that's crazy!!! tell me all abt this mystery boy, i'm all ears :33 that's so cool that you got appointed captain, that's such a big accomplishment. i'm so proud of u ackkk!!! rmr to take breaks, drink water, and rest after studying for a long time.

i've been pretty okay, super sleepy and busy w work but overall, good!!! i'm waiting for my behind the wheel test to get my license and i think i'm ready for it. tbh, i'm kinda scared bc i have anxiety n rejection problems bro... that speaks for itself 😭😭 but i feel like i'm well prepared and things are gonna go my way :333

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