i get jealous when i see shawol milfs gets called noona by shinee like UGHHHHHHH I WANNA BE CALLED NOONA IT’S NOT FAIRRRRRRR I DON’T WANNA BE CALLED NOONA FROM BUNCH OF BOY STORY WANNABES
whilst these 1993 babies are complaining about being a year late, I’M FUCKING THE AGE TAEMIN DEBUTED GRRRRR
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I'm literally So mad I'm not yeonjuns friend I don't care if he's a virgo I wanna be his FRIENDDDD
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what if noona wasn’t neomu yeppeo part.2/????
@joshuas @seungcy my lovely noonas that are younger than me (no comment as to which one of us said what)
warning(s): very questionable things, probably shouldn’t read this if you’re under 16
/ = same person ; // = different people
i can’t believe people didn’t choose Illusion as number one mv 🙄🙄 it’s austin’s sexiest song
lightheaded🙏 seeing god
KEEP YPUR CLOTHES ON EVEYRONE
“SOL RIA HELP ME WIPE@MY BUTT PLEASE!!!!!”
i wanna kiss seungkwan in his liver / on his lips isn’t enough
my father is not running over any pedestrians today // we’ll see
my braincell is reviving
BEG FOR ME BY RV IS A SONG YOU NEED TO [redacted] YOUR BOYFIE TO
moisturizing my meat 🥩 / and lotion 😘🥩‼️
i’m [redacted] enuf purr
idk people that are mean to him are anti me bc he’s my entire brand </3
a big slay created the universe / slayed too hard i created planets
your honor / my [redacted] is [redacted] ‼️🥺
shuas back probably hurts sm </3 / from carrying the title of best dilf // FROM CARRYING ALL THE WEIGHT OF BEING SUCH A DILF
I WANT HIM I WANT HIM TO [redacted] ME I WANT HIM TO MAKE ME HIS STUPID [redacted] I WANT—
gurlz moisture their meet
you owe me a [redacted] / COKE
sometimes farts sound so embarrassed / WHY DO THEY ECHO 💔💔💔 / i need a bathroom that’s far away from society
good news is i seem to have gotten over fifty shades so i can write ceo hcs wo cringing again 😻
mothers and feckers of the jury
i’ll shove my cane up your butt // boring
WHAT IF HE THREW ME OFF A CLIFF IN MY DREAM // still cute
guys i showered / please congratulate me
i’m going to [redacted] you
im gonna shred all my clothes into pieces
oh my god it’s a sunday morning / i’m cuteeee / cursed
i don’t want you to have my children???
lucy is like what wikipedia is to a university assignment
i am the master of my own destiny bbbbb
american dream 🇦🇺🦘
how am i supposed to live laugh and love in these conditions
cant believe a pecan got to u before i could
prof ; so what visual aid did u bring / me : myself <3
oi eff u you smelly cant
connecting with my estarlian roots rn
thongs are uncomfortable
me when i accidentally bonked my piano teacher’s poodle on the keys
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