jjongolese
meh.
a black-british guy who doesn’t feel like he fits in anywhere. (i’m 19M btw)
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guys, please respect others during this difficult time. it’s a hard day for those folks and we don’t need any harassment or negativity during their time of grief. i don’t wanna hear none of that today.
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CW // Dec 18th
This is mainly those who have already watched the “My SHINee World” movie. How did they go about mentioning Dec 18th if anything?
This has been a thought for MONTHS and it has never been given an answer, hence why I never thought about watching it. I’m only going just to meet other Shawol friends, since I wasn’t as interested in the movie than I should’ve.
#jjongolese#cw dec 18th#genuine question#shinee#kpop#shawol#shawols#my shinee world#shinee movie#the shinee movie
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jonghyun takes a massive shit
cw // poop
It was a simple night, where Jonghyun was driving through the highway towards his apartment where he felt a sort of clench on his butt. Usually, it would feel nice for him. However, there was a sort of brick trying to bust out his anus.
Feeling like he was bursting to shit, he stepped on the gas a bit more and drove as fast as he could while trying to hold on the poop as long as possible.
He eventually reach to the front entrance, getting out of his car in a rush with his items and fiddling with the keys. Luckily, there was a kind older lady who opened the door for him, allowing him to go inside.
He lived all the way at the 8th floor, but at least the building had a lift. The downside of that, was that most of the people using it were those with kids, old, disabled and especially those who live at the highest floor. So therefore, they would always be full and Jonghyun would have to walk all the way upstairs on foot.
By the time he reached the 4th floor, he could feel his poop jiggling in his ass trying to get out, only just to let out a smelly fart with nothing else. He took a while to take a break, making sure he doesn’t sit on his ass since it would make him want to shit.
Jonghyun eventually got up and brought the courage to go higher. He did went to see his front door, feeling so desperate that he would go on all fours, sticking his ass up to make sure that no poop would fall over as he was going to the bathroom.
He made it at last, but he needed to remove his pants by unbuckling his belt, unzipping his zipper and pull down his trousers and boxers. He sat down, feeling the relaxation of his anus as he sits there waiting for nature to take its course — only to find out that all he did was fart couple of times.
It did take a while, and after couple of trips to the kitchen to get himself water, he heard a plopping sound, feeling the toilet water tickle his hole.
Thinking nothing of it, he decided to turn around to flush when he saw a massive brown blob staring back at him. Jonghyun stood there in disbelief, thinking about how on earth can a poop this long was made and came out of him.
As a joke, he decides to take a picture of it before flushing it down the toilet when he saw the toilet water not fully flushed. It wasn’t until he walked back towards the toilet where he saw that his shit blocked the pathway for the drainage system. He had to plunge the poop, but with no avail.
He had no other choice but to wear his gloves and pick up his massive shit, cutting it into pieces with a poop knife before giving the flush another try.
Finally it went down the drain and Jonghyun was able to put his gloves in the trash and lay down after a long day at work. He couldn’t even be asked to wear pants in case another massive shit would come out of his ass once again.
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I did exactly the same! 😂
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THE FACT THAT THIS ACTUALLY WORKED WTF-
after i left social media for a hiatus due to cyber bullying, i started finding more kpop irl friends, gained more confidence and overall felt more happiness than when i was on social media. not to mention, there’s a SHINEE CUPSLEEVE EVENT NEXT MONTH WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
REBLOG THIS AND TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT!!!
@princessjjongie @jonghyuns-husband
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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if you reblog something and add a ton of tags to boost it, that doesn't do anything. your heart is in the right place, but tags on a reblog are for organization or commentary. they don't bump it up in the tag feed or count towards "trending."
it doesn't harm anyone to do this! it's just not something you need to spend time on.
i know I've said this before, and i wanted to recycle my old post(s) about it but can't find it.
#cw dec 18th#dec 18th#unpopular but a lot of shawols need to add trigger warnings when talking about dec 18th#a lot of them do but it’s just a reminder in case that other people are still dealing with the loss
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Writing Tips
Punctuating Dialogue
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➸ “This is a sentence.”
➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.
➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”
➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”
➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”
➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”
➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.
“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.
“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”
➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”
➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”
However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!
➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.
If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)
➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“
“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.
➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.
➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”
➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.
“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”
➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.
“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”
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— feel free to request more colors.
like or reblog if you use them please!
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celebrated the last 2 years by crying over him, now i have the urge to twerk on a cardboard cutout.
#jjongolese#kpop#shinee#happy jonghyun day#half joking#i’m just happy that i’m finally doing better#self love
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as someone who got pregnant last year at 18 and should’ve given birth by now, wtf is wrong with that guy
Your so disgusting how could you get pregnant at this age. Ur such a weirdo :p
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ALLEY-FUCK
Wonho x Male Reader
cw: top wonho, public/semi-public sex, unprotected sex, two rounds, dumbification, thigh riding, a little bit of unnoticeable fluff sparkled at the end.
an: idk if "ooh-ed" is an actual word but wtv.
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it was one of those wild parties with shirtless dudes showing their muscles, women in bikinis living their best life and lots, lots of alcohol, y/n was having fun drinking and flirting with men left and right and then he decided to play beer pong.
"so who's gonna play with me?" asked a drunk y/n, everything was absolute silence until someone raised their hand "me" he just said.
There he was in his maximum splendor, he was only wearing jeans that showed part of his underwear, perfect washboard abs, large and juicy pecs and lips that y/n would never stop kissing. "if i win you're gonna have to kiss me" flirted y/n, everyone laughed and ooh-ed "but if i won what can i have?" asked wonho, lust can be seen in his eyes "whatever you want" replied a sassy y/n.
y/n obviously lost, let's say he doesn't have very good aim but he was thankful for that, he was now in a dark alley he's standing with his legs open waiting for wonho to lower his pants and introduce his thick meat inside him "now let's get started before we get caught" he whispered biting y/n's neck and railing him into oblivion. the adrenaline of being caught doing wonders down there in y/n's hole. everytime he hears something like footsteps he clenches so hard "fuck you're choking my dick so good. guess i will have no choice but to flood you with my sperm". y/n just moaned at the thought.
wonho is a monster when he fucks, he came inside y/n but that didn't stopped him "i'm gonna fuck that cum out do you hear me?" y/n already lost in pleasure just nodded and said nonsenses "can't believe i fucked you dumb" he murmured grabbing y/n by his legs, lifting him and fuck him in a cannonball position. with every thrust wonho's cum came out of the used hole while his thick fuckmeat was painted in white with some type of foam forming at the base of the shaft. "best ass i've ever fucked" he licked y/n's neck and left a mark on it. lastly wonho just sat on the floor while y/n rode him but every time he went down wonho's cock he does it hard causing a delicious clapping sound.
"you're thighs are sooo big" spewed y/n rubbing them with his hands "wanna ride them pretty boy?" asked the muscular man and he just nodded. pulling out the cock with a wet pop sound y/n started riding his juicy thigh using the remaining cum as some kind of lube, "fuck~ I fucking love this!!" he moaned loudly. the friction of the thigh against his balls made him cum right at the spot staining the floor with his thick semen "this is the best night of my life" y/n said as he leaned his back against wonho's chest and abdomen, caressing his cheeks and ears. "the best night of your life until now" replied wonho kissing y/n while lifting his legs and resuming the fucking again.
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cw dec 18th
the amount of shinee blogs i blocked just because they make constant posts on dec 18th without using the cw dec 18th tag-
#cw dec 18th#i know i sound petty but ngl it’s such a triggering topic for me#the fact that i can’t even comfortably scroll through sub jonghyun tags without them showing up makes me so uncomfortable#i know it’s not my fault that i was cyber bullied until literal suicide that anything involving death triggers me too much#i think we should make a banner telling people that they don’t feel comfortable talking about dec 18th#ngl that would be great and useful for some who don’t feel comfortable hearing it#thoughts
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