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i fell in a concrete jungle and i’m the fucking king
#hi#noah don't interact#🍎#body image#k9s.selfie#yall are probably sick of my face#so here;s my back and new tattoos
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TD World Tour Alenoah AU... Where Noah is immune to Alejandro's fake charm... Instead, Noah gets charmed by the true Alejandro's quirks and dorky interests like dinosaurs and puppets... How would Alejandro feel about Noah only liking Alejandro, when Alejandro is being himself?... Especially since Alejandro's family shuns him for being himself? 🦕🦖🦕
Now you're speaking my language.
One of the most common running themes in all/near enough all Alenoah central AUs is having Noah be the first person to see past Alejandro's persona and actually appreciate the person he is, or at the very least prefer the real Alejandro to his mask of perfection. It's one of the draws of the ship itself; the idea that Noah, being the blunt person that he is, can and will wage a war of attrition against the walls Alejandro has built up around himself- not just to keep others out, but also to repress the more authentic aspects of himself to himself- in order to reveal the person beneath.
I touched on this a little bit in a previous post concerning this AU, but Alejandro and Noah both see glimpses of the other that they try so valiantly to hide- in Noah's case, Alejandro sees hints of the scheming mindset he's pretty much supressed under layers of apathy and sloth (as Noah's laziness is one of his biggest character foils, alongside his snarky attitude), and in Alejandro's case he reveals tid bits of information about the Real Alejandro, not the persona he's usually portraying himself as, which is enough to humanise him in Noah's eyes.
They both become People Of Interest in each other's eyes, because they're both puzzles to be solved. Alejandro's curious and competitive to a fault so he'd dedicate himself to unravelling the layers behind Noah's stony exterior, as he'd see Noah's continued distance as a challenge. That's a given. But the topic at hand here is Noah's interest in Alejandro.
Because Noah's not exactly competitive, so why would he be so interested in unveiling the real Alejandro? That's simple; Noah values authenticity. Look at his friendship group, it consists of people who are unapologetically themselves. Noah is also unapologetically himself, in all of his sarcastic glory. So of course he's see flickers of the real, authentic Alejandro and his natural inquisitiveness would be piqued- a novelty for him, as Noah's staunch apathy generally tends to override any semblance of curiosity.
So Noah goes out of his way to make notes of the small interests Alejandro offhandedly mentions at one point or another, like palaeontology or puppetry or even his fifteen-step skincare routine- things that Alejandro shows genuine excitement or passion over that shines through the cracks of his perfect persona. He sees the dorky giddiness Alejandro experiences when Noah lets him ramble on about how Jurassic Park was incredibly inaccurate from a scientific standpoint but monumental for people's interest in palaeontology (or something along those lines, I don't know I'm not a dinosaur nerd) and suddenly the annoyingly flirtatious faker he's spent the better half of his time on the jet is A Whole Ass Person with interests and passions and a sense of depth he's been so bereft of until now. Suddenly Alejandro's more than just the antagonist of the show Noah's working on, he's an interesting person that the bookworm finds himself wanting to know more about. And, perhaps, he finds himself growing genuinely fond of the person behind the mask.
And he uses those notes to prompt Alejandro into sharing more of himself, the real authentic Alejandro, in the privacy of their interactions.
At first, Alejandro's fairly oblivious to what Noah's doing, since he's so caught up in his own enjoyment of Noah's company plans to essentially do the same to Noah that he barely notices his own tricks being used against him.
Of course, he's also just elated at being able to infodump to someone who isn't outright penalising him for doing so; not that I think Alejandro is even aware that what he's doing is infodumping, nor the fact that he's so obviously autistic, because his family is a particular brand of awful that would never let him get a proper diagnoses and in all likelihood forced him to mask/supress his symptoms.
It isn't until Alejandro realises that he's shared a lot of information about himself that he (as a Burromuerto) is expected to keep close to his chest, and he sees the glimmers of satisfaction in Noah's intelligent eyes, that the archvillain catches on to the fact that he's been played. But the thing that really catches him off-guard isn't the trickery, it's the fact that Noah's done nothing with the uncharacteristic displays of vulnerability.
Alejandro can't understand why Noah hasn't taken advantage of his "weakness" yet. Inevitably leading to him confronting the assistant, as Alejandro isn't the type to "let sleeping dogs lie" so to speak, and he's still very much so in the one-track mindset of winning the competition- thus he assumes that any show of vulnerability can and will lead to his untimely elimination. But when he practically demands that Noah reveal what he's been planning, why he's been sneakily collecting information on him, all Noah can do is shrug his shoulders and say;
"I guess I just like seeing the real you. That's all."
And Alejandro doesn't know how to respond to that. No one's ever wanted the real him, he's always had to play the role of the perfect son, the perfect brother. He doesn't understand.
And like most people when they're faced with a foreign concept they have no basis of behaviour for, he lashes out.
#ending it there on a sort of angsty note#alejandro “please treat me nicely” burromuerto when someone treats him nicely: Don't Know How To Proccess This :(#truthing autistic alejandro that's canon. not even a headcanon just canon#(they're both autistic that's why alenoah works. 50% of their interactions are parallel play)#(alejandro's an infodumper and noah's a listener match made in heaven)#honestly this scenario could be applied to most alenoah aus#but specifically in the assistant au alejandro feels there's a sense of power imbalance since noah DOES have some authority over the--#contestants. and alejandro's needling for information was him punching UPWARDS whilst noah's breaking of his walls was in alejandro's eyes-#an abuse of power. of course that's not the case but alejandro's less concerned with the morality of it and more so concerned with--#the “fairness” of noah knowing a lot about him whilst remaining fairly mysterious.#can you tell i kind of ran out of Writing Juice at the end there?#even outlines are taking it out of me lately. burnout is my enemy.#total drama#td alejandro#td noah#alenoah#assistant noah au#others' ideas#replies
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Alley Cats AU: How the 'dating' conversation went between Eva and Noah
"Hey Noah."
"Yeah?"
"People think we're dating."
"Ew."
"Yeah. Want me to do something about it?"
"Eh."
"Cool. Pass me that dumbbell."
"You're not tricking me into exercise."
"Worth a shot."
#and then they never brought it up again#it's fun writing characters who simply don't care#just like it's fun writing the headcanon that eva tries getting noah to exercise#no shade if you do ship these two together#i just thought this interaction would be hilarious#alley cats au#total drama#total drama au#td eva#td noah#total drama eva#total drama noah
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There’s something sort of patronizing and damn near infantilizing about the way stans (specifically stan twitter), will take something that isn’t that serious, or even is very serious, and will twist it as much as they possibly can, for pity and engagements.
I remember when that lie detector interview with Millie came out last year, and toxic stans of hers made it their mission to accuse the guy in the video of disrespecting Millie, when really it was all a bit? They were rushing to make posts saying, “this is so messed up! she doesn’t deserve this!!” And it’s like?? Are u guys serious rn??
And then there’s all that fucked up shit that happened with that grown ass man who groomed Millie and how a lot of hardcore stans of hers were making plot-twist edits with that horrid ig live he did??? All of that shit blew up and went beyond what it ever should have, and part of it was because a lot of those same toxic fans were out there low-key promoting a very private matter, for clicks???
Right after this happened, she deleted all of her old instagram posts (I think she’s returned recently), and still doesn't allow herself to be tagged in anything (again mostly hardcore fans there), and it’s pretty obvious to me that it's because at this point, not only does she have to watch out for people that hate her for no fucking reason and who actually mean to harm her, but she ALSO has to avoid so-called fans constantly acknowledging all the negativity surrounding her, for attention, with the guise that they support her.
Because like, do we seriously think she deleted all those sentimental posts from her past, to spite people that hate her?? No she did it to punish the so-called fans. That's the place where they could connect with her and she made a boundary that she couldn't let them into her life like that anymore.
Fans took something very serious, like as serious as it can fucking get, and were making it about stan wars. Anyone and everyone who makes one joke or one comment needs to be called out and brought down. Like it's just so obsessive and unhealthy and I get that a lot of these kinds of fans are children, and so there isn't much anyone can do. But still, it's ridiculous.
I support the notion that we should be calling out harmful behavior/language. But it eventually gets to point where it's like, what even is the point? Is there a point anymore? Or are we just speaking to speak, when no ones even saying anything? Are we seeing one negative comment and blowing it out of proportion as if everyone is saying that, to gain pity? Because it starts to get ridiculous.
In reality, people are gonna say what they want. Everyone with access to internet has the affordance of posting shit anonymously without any repercussions. That’s unavoidable. And these same people aren’t going to just be enlightened by someone calling them out. More often than not people like this want to upset others in the first place. They want a reaction. And so by constantly acknowledging their existence, and fixating on it, we're giving it to them.
And now ever since Noah has come out, we're sort of seeing something similar happening with him.
While he is getting unwavering support from a lot of people in his comments, there's undeniably a disgusting amount of homophobia being thrown at him as well.
And then somewhere in the middle of that spectrum, we have people making jokes, INCLUDING Noah.
And yet, the tag has suddenly went from unwavering support (as it should), to obsessing over any and every post/comment/joke that can be interpreted as somewhere between sarcastic, uninformed, mildly offensive and downright offensive, and we're acting like it's the end of the world.
There's no denying that all of this is overwhelming. It's a lot. And I don't blame people for speaking up when they truly feel that it's necessary. It's only natural to get defensive when you think someone is being wronged/harmed and you want to do what's right.
But again, to what point is it truly necessary to keep bringing attention to every single thing we come across that falls somewhere on that spectrum near negative?
Right now this space is filled with the negatives, even if it's coming from a good place. Do we think that Noah or Millie or any of the cast want to have to be confronted with negativity from all directions, even from the people that claim to just be fans trying to do the right thing?
It gets exhausting.
And now we're just seeing this stan twitter behavior create one big mess of delusion, with toxic Millie stans calling Noah a white sexist misogynist because he liked a TikTok referencing his coming out and the homophobic Millie meme?...
Is Noah only allowed to be open to unwavering support right now? Can he not make light of the situation, or are we just imagining that he's sitting there victimizing himself because of any and all of the negatives being thrown at him, that are never going to go away, no matter what he says or does? Because I honestly think that's the opposite of what he's doing or would even want to be doing.
And same with Millie, I don't think she sees anything and everything happening to her, and everything anyone is saying, and allows it to bother her anymore. Because how could she?? That kind of shit drains a person of their sanity.
Noah is out here not only liking TikToks joking about his coming out, he's still liking byler edits, still commenting on fans posts with a lighthearted positive attitude. He even mentioned Will in his post, so obviously he doesn't mind people making some comparisons between him and his character.
And yet here we are dwelling on everything negative we can get our hands on.
It's important to realize that the cast has seen the worst of the worst. And you can see that it's affected them. You can see they went from fairly public public figures to almost entirely private public figures, only interacting with fans when they have to, because they know a good portion of the trauma they experience comes from the fans themselves who just don't understand boundaries and common sense.
The most delusional aspect of all of this is that toxic stans are 100% convinced Millie and Noah hate each other... like they fully believe this lie they've told themself based on videos they've seen of them? Like they genuinely think they know her better than she knows herself I guess???
Now, I do want to say that I understand partly where these fans are coming from. Millie has went through absolute shit with this fandom. And it's mostly because she herself is known for saying stuff that causes people outrage. Whether it's a joke or a comment, that clearly just came off the top of her head, they'll flip it to something negative and use it as ammo to hate her. She doesn't deserve that. And I know a lot of her fans are coming from a protective place because they're so used to people hating Millie for no reason.
But even still, I don't think they realize they are a part of the problem themselves. And we are too whenever we allow ourselves to focus on the negatives, letting it practically consume us.
That sort of shit can make a person feel hopeless. 1 negative comment can outweigh 100 positive ones. And so imagine that by a scale of about a billion?
Again, I know a lot of fans mean well, but if you just take a moment to think about it, like really think about it, you'll realize that your energy would be much better directed elsewhere.
Instead of making dramatic intense posts that focus on all the negativity, BE THE POSITIVITY! Be someone that actually makes our community redeemable. Because again, we're no better than the worst of the worst if we're giving them all the attention, making the very people we're claiming to be supporting and defending, even more miserable.
And don't be surprised when s5 promo rolls around or any other event involves Millie and Noah interacting in a public forum, where they'll inevitably make jokes about all of this, arguably just as offensive as the ones we're getting worked up over right now
#stranger things#noah schnapp#millie bobby brown#tiktok#byler#i feel like this is controversial but it really shouldn't be#dude i remember when people were joking about mike looking at angelas boyfriend during the rink o mania scene#and milkvan stans on twitter were full serious#you’re shipping Mike with El’s abuser#who is shipping who? what?? like can we not just exist and talk about things without it being the most serious take on the planet??#or during noah's live recently he kept getting questions asking if he was friends with millie/the other cast or if they hated each other#and it got to a point where he was like#what is this? millie is my friend i'm friends with all my castmates#you guys are jut always trying to find the tea or stir the pot when there's nothing there#it's all just drama for the sake of drama and it's no wonder they don't interact with fans anymore#don't even get me started on bylers who get really condescending at random comments millie makes in interviews#it's not that serious i promise you#not to mention a lot of this stuff happened when they were kids so kids saying whats on their mind and being ripped apart for it is so?#gross#remember your online experience is whatever you want it to be#set boundaries with yourself if you have to#lord knows the cast is
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Noah hummed as he leaned in to kiss June, "You are the perfect post-full moon cure," he mumbled, pulling her close against him in bed. He had thought that he would be alone in it for a long time, unable to imagine sharing it with anyone but her. Full moons had been rough since he had lost her but now she was here and knowing that put his mind at ease, "Thank you for coming back to me."
@nctural ( June Beaumont )
#nktclosed#starter#(( i'm scared i'll never get better again || starter ))#(( addicted to something that takes the pain away || noah cross ))#(( don't talk about it || interactions ))#(( interactions || june beaumont ))#(( interactions || noah cross & june beaumont ))
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i think that whatever the Will Hugging Jonathan scene (the coming out scene, let’s be real guys) will entail, i think we all need to have will actually say the word gay.
don’t get me wrong, i love what they did with robin, but having her not say “gay” or “lesbian” was just off with me. i guess i can’t blame her as a character because i couldn’t bring myself to say it if i came out, but in the context of the tv show it should be said. not just “i’m not like your other friends. i had a crush on a girl :)” or “i don’t just not wanna grow up. i like mike :)”
like if we actually get to hear noah schnapp, byler shipper #1, say the word “gay” with his whole chest, with all that built up hatred from others and himself over the years, i think it could be devastatingly impactful
#and yes i know the whole 'don't tack a label on everything' argument but that's a whole other post#not interacting with byler content besides what my mutuals post in the hopes i'll feel neutral about byler#(i won't feel neutral about byler)#byler#will byers#noah schnapp#stranger things#not tkk
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Since Twitter is being Twitter (derogatory /lh) and some people are making the move over here, gonna take it as an opportunity to geek out about another channel I'm interested in. So!
*clears throat*
These are designs I made of two of the speakers from @the-raelia-archives . If you haven't checked out his channel, I CANNOT recommend it enough. Impressive worldbuilding, stunning music (ALL SELF-MADE APPARENTLY /POS), and a compelling sense of fantastical mystery that'll pull you. You won't be disappointed /pos
#The Raelia Archives#The Raelia Archives Fanart#Don't know if there’s a tag so /lh#Anyways Kal and Noah my beloveds#They have some of favorite interactions I swear#PK Art Gallery
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Ngl, when I saw sygna suit sycamore i was like "He is giving professor rowan vibes" (ESPECIALLY with the tan coat tbh)
Anyway catch me trying to summon him
you are not wrong tbh. he should definitely get fashion advice from the old man
#la réponse d#considering the other character for the event seems to be viola i'm assuming the story is gonna be about them playing dress-up or sth#for photos i imagine. i'm really looking forward to it... i hope lysandre comes up even if only just in passing mention#(i don't check out story leaks bc i like seeing the story when it comes out... so pls don't spoil me for story just as a warning in advance#also noah pointed out that them picking him for a christmas alt is interesting considering his new year's interaction with diantha#about wanting to celebrate the new year with lysandre....... hmmmmmm#<- guy who analyzes everything thru the lense of gayshipping. sorry but also not sorry
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closed starter for : @vvhimsicals
"come on . . . let me take you out to dinner just this one time and if you don't have a good time then that's alright but, my feelings for you are real ⸻ i just thought you should know that."
#i . . . forgot i had this buried in my drafts don't mind me#ik i said i was going to make it a lyric starter but my brain was working for once#vvhimsicals#* interactions : noah .
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does it realistically take me three hours to mentally prepare myself for the fact that i'm going out for dinner tonight? no. did i forget i was going out for dinner tonight and am now panicking bc i only have three hours to mentally prepare myself? yes.
#'going out for dinner' is also wayyy to fancy sounding i'm literally just going round my dad's and we'll probably like. order pizza#but it does involve leaving the house and social interaction which were both things i hadn't thought i'd do more of today#does anyone wanna have my brain i don't want it anymore#noah's stuff
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ᴡʜᴏ: @noahrussell
ᴡʜᴀᴛ: pals bein' besties aka peach is one starter in and already sucking at this
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ: the holly xmas party!
"Drink this." The cup shoved into Noah's hands in place of a formal greeting. "You're the bartender." Admittedly, not the one that made this drink, but the sentiment still stood in Freyja's mind. "I think it sucks, but I want your professional opinion." Or perhaps it was more a case of misery loving company. "I mention that I think eggnog is disgusting. Tell me why Nathan H's first reaction is to dump tequila in there." Tequila way too cheap for his social status, by the way. If rich people were going to spike the drink Freyja intended to carry around for the entire night in an attempt to look less out of place, they could at least spring for the good stuff. The ones she always heard the snobs carrying on about how 'it doesn't even taste like alcohol. At least then she'd still be able to manage the small sips throughout the night. If eggnog was bad before, Nathan’s Spiked Nogg was worse. His name, not Freyja's!
#i googled bad drinks to mix with eggnog and apparently people that like it think it can be mixed with ANYTHING#but i saw someone have strong opinions abt this combo so i said#okay this one#╰ ––––––– 🕯 NOAH : interactions ✧ i don't know where you're going but do you got room for one more troubled soul ?#╰ ––––––– 🕯 FREYJA : interactions ✧ these desperate prayers of a cursed man spilling out to you for free !
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i don't know about whether or not damnation really happens but oh my god. good lord. there's a lot of bullshit on that accursed red website for hosting fanworks
#yo it's d :)#like.#maybe i brought this on myself by checking the tag out of curiosity but oh my god ???#noah fence but i would never interact with anyone ever if i was even remotely famous#ESPECIALLY if i had former friends i wasn't on particularly good terms with#also . i truly feel like it should go without saying: please respect eh dead.#even if you don't have a spiritual reason for it (fear of haunting/vengeful spirits) it's really just polite#idk#i try not to be a downer on others' fandom experiences but what the hell#i really should go to bed and pretend i don't need eye bleach
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( ngl i really wanna make a blog for sw.eet t.ooth-- )
#( for those of y'all who haven't been around or aren't following my jonathan blog )#( i've been fucking KNEE DEEP in that show lately lmfao )#( it's just?? so fucking good??? )#( dunno if i'll have the energy at any time in the near future tho cuz depression hit me HARD today :/ )#( might just be taking most of the weekend off or just reserving it for shorter interactions )#( & i also need to decide if i even wanna do it?? i don't wanna make a blog and instantaneously abandon it LOL )#( even tho that's only happened with me like once but it doesn't make me feel any less guilty ljksfhsdkj ;n; )#「 ♥︎ 」 » OUT OF CHARACTER. ⋮ ━━ ˗ˏˋ NOAH RAMBLES. ˎˊ˗
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( not me thinking about making an npc that becomes elijah's future husband-- )
#( i meannn idk tho cuz like. )#( i don't wanna ruin any potential shipping interactions )#( but then again. the blog is multiship and i'm planning on maybe introducing this npc like. )#( maybe a few years following current canon when eli is like 24 or smth )#( but idk we'll see )#「 ☠ 」 » OUT OF CHARACTER. ⋮ ━━ ˗ˏˋ NOAH RAMBLES. ˎˊ˗
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Nearly four years after her death, Noah still came to her grave regularly to put fresh flowers and just talk to her. He wasn’t sure he would ever move on from her. When the ghosts showed up, he’d thought maybe she would appear but there was a small part of him that was relieved when she didn’t right away. Maybe she’d found peace. Would that be what he needed to help him grieve and move on?
He had gotten up early and picked out her favourite flowers from the florists and also went to buy a packet of cigarettes and some scotch. After his run, he went to her grave and he just sat there. He liked to talk to her here but for a moment, he couldn't think of anything new to say. Not that it mattered. He'd never get a reply. Or so he thought... Lighting a cigarette, he brought it to his mouth and took a long drag, blowing out the smoke when he lowered it. He chuckled dryly, “I know you’d hate this. Me smoking…” He would have said more but he was interrupted.
@nctural ( June Beaumont )
#nktclosed#tw: death mention#(( i'm scared i'll never get better again || starter ))#(( addicted to something that takes the pain away || noah cross ))#(( don't talk about it || interactions ))#(( interactions || june beaumont ))#(( interactions || noah cross & june beaumont ))
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+ happy father's day to bodhi's dad / @protectivehearts' noah !
bodhi lee flynn is waiting patiently at the kitchen table. he's been awake since six am, setting up his dad's presents and helping his mom prepare a father's day breakfast. it's now just a little after nine and he smiles as soon as noah makes an appearance. "momma said i couldn't wake you up early." bodhi blurts out, as though it's a secret. "happy daddy's day!" he gently nudges a gift bag across the table and reaches his little arms out to give noah a hug. "you're the best in the whole wide world. let's open your presents!" sab watches her two boys gently embrace and walks toward them to give them both a kiss on the cheek. she's already made noah a coffee and is setting it down on the table alongside his bag of goodies. "happy father's day babe, thanks for giving me the best gift in the whole wide world. we love you so much." she smiles, ruffling her hand through bodhi's blonde hair.
( the boxers are from sab! )
#protectivehearts#( interaction: bodhi ft. noah )#( interaction: sabrina ft. noah )#okay i know we haven't done much with noahsab's new baby!verse yet but this had to be a thing.#hope you don't mind !#father's day tw#/ pending noahsab babyverse tag.
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