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meraki-sunset · 2 years

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I’ll be posting the next Crow Strider AU update today it’s gonna be a really special and important update so don’t miss it! <3

In the meantime have some cursed hs memes

==>More homestuck memes

#homestuck #homestuck au #crow strider au #gamzee makara #june egbert #dave strider #karkat vantas #tavros nitram #nepeta legion #sollux captor #eridan ampora #memes #homestuck memes #csau extra

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cure-typhoon · 2 years

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I love the idea of the beta trolls as a friend group, they are too many of them, a menace to society, have gotten in horrible fights that would break any normal friend group, they mix as well as soda with mentos

But they are still together and they care for eachother in the most fcked up way possible, they would fight with tooths and nails to help eachother, they are friends.

#yeah i know this wouldnt be in character #shut up let me be happy #homestuck #karkat vantas #aradia megido #tavros nitram #nepeta legion #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #humanstuck #i guess #sollux captor

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lone-sk · 8 months

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I started rewatching Legion, and in addition to being one of the best tv shows of the 2010s, it's convinced me that Aubrey Plaza would make an excellent Nepeta in a live action adaptation of Homestuck.

Please tell me someone shares my vision

#homestuck #nepeta leijon #legion fx #im so sorry for anyone who sees this in the legion fx tag who doesn't know what Homestuck is #but this is a good take i promise #also you should really watch this show #it's fantastic

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heirofnepeta · 1 year

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((neopeta legion))

Yes this is how I actually look. My face reveal was entirely fake and I'm really just Caliborn's bad drawing of Neopeta Legion :]

Sorry for fooling you. All 😔

#wynn answers #asks #iknaenmal #neopeta legion #nepeta leijon

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mmmmalo · 1 month

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Here's an odd one: if Kanaya living in a oasis implies that the legions of undead stalking the sand dunes are associated with mummies, would it be possible that the desert-dwelling musclebeasts act as a misrepresentation of camels? People do drink camel milk, but I don't think this is about the udders of she-camels, necessarily -- I think camel's humps are being deliberately misinterpreted as boobs, and the fat within them as milk. Perhaps a similar situation to whales, whose blubber is feminized... Here's a line we get from Caliborn, complaining about being unappreciated:

I BUST MY CHERUB HUMP FOR YOU "PEOPLE". // DAY IN. AND DAY OUT. I BRING HOME THE FUCKING BACON.

The alteration of the phrase "bust my back" and move from "hump" to "bacon" invoke a camel's fat deposits. Earlier still:

WE MILK THIS FuCKER AND MAKE ITS TEAT OuR BITCH. IT WILL BE DELICIOuS.

With Caliborn assuming the language of a subjugated party in the first quotation, the second seems to evoke not only nursing, but riding atop the hump, here called a teat. And if the teat is understood as a place to ride, we also have the option to understand the "milk" as cum, making this a sort of gay bestiality scenario. Caliborn's apparent camel fixation is rendered somewhat ironic by his elsewhere calling Dirk a "horseporking twit". Projection, perhaps.

At this juncture I should be clear that this is a slurquest: the appellation "camel fucker" is a slur against various peoples of the Middle East, and I suspect that Equius's horse/musclebeast fixation is a means of rendering the rhetorical bestiality politically neutral, allowing the reader's disgust to resound unmitigated by any suspicion of disingenuous discourse. His milky-horse love isn't racist, just weird, one would think. Another instance of camel eroticization can be found in this titillated reaction to RED CHEEKS MAGAZINE:

Those burgeoning red humps… that mischievous little tail… the snug, welcoming cleft…

In the spirit of Spade's Slick's doggy porn, the heart-shape seems to do double-duty represent the ass and the humps of the camel. Boxcars' bestial inclinations are affirmed by Cans: he first punches Diamonds Droog into a grayscale grocery, in apparent imitation of Droog's grayscale fetish porn. In the wake of this, we can infer that Boxcars being punched into a Spirited Horse calendar is the fulfillment of a sexual fantasy. There is perhaps a double meaning to the horses being "a pain in the ass".

At a glance it's somewhat divorced from other Orientalist discourses, but the divergent usage of hearts (and Boxcars' seemingly unrelated affection for wax lips, which by dint of Slick's scotty dogs we can expect to complement Boxcars' fetish) calls our attention to Nepeta, who uses the twin humps of a heart to represent lips? But the only strong pun I see around her is in Seek the Highblood:

> Examine teapot. // Chameowmile. It smells so good.

The cat-in-a-teapot in Mom's lab hinted that she was drinking Jasper's paradox slime, wishing upon her mellified mummy lamp that she might be restored to youth. Diving into the fountain of youth, getting tipsy on nostalgia, all with an orientalist bent. In such a context, a strong whiff of "chameowmile" (camel) could become a Zoosmells joke? though the other tea-based cat puns offer no such tertiary reading

The language of Boxcar's porn also suggests that the space between the humps, the "cleft", is yet another camel signifier, which provides us a few other options.

"Prong of flesh bereft of home found solace twixt a cleft of foam" is not only about puppet ass eroticism, but about groin at ease between the humps of its camel. This effectively unites Dirk's eroticized interest in puppets and horses under the Orientalist banner of his anime affectations. Rose continuing on to "a painted pair of parted lips" seems to draw attention to the animals floppy mouth in the same manner as Boxcars' wax lips.

Likewise Candy!Gamzee's comment that Roxy is "globes deep in [John's] dank nook", ostensibly as sexualized expression of deep romantic interest, might suggest that Roxy is riding John like a camel. Alongside Roxy calling John "dummy" (as in puppet) and "bb" (as in baby), it fuels my sense that despite John's apprehensions about being the only real person, Roxy viewed herself as the driving force of the relationship

And Vriska saying that talking about Tavros has lodged a "beef grub" in her nook means that a "calf" (a leg instead of a baby cow) is metaphorically seated between her humps -- reinforcing the sense of compulsion lent by the base metaphor "bug in your ear" with the image of a camel driven by its rider

That's about as far as I've gotten. I have a few other suspicions but they don't have enough substance to warrant posting here.

#homestuck commentary #east mapping

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canine-stimz · 4 months

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Lovesickcatgender Nepeta Legion icons requested by me

(please credit me if you use them!)

#Icons #example icon #nepeta leijon #homestuck #Lovesickcatgender #catgender #pink #queue

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ask-deltarune-and-undertale · 9 months

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Hey, I’ve decided on the full gang! You should know everyone, exept for one person.

we have

Noelle Holiday

Flowey The Flower

Queen

Lancer

Chara Dreamurr

Ralsei

and Nepeta Legion! :]

#queen deltarune #ralsei #lancer

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themetalhiro · 4 years

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hi!!! for tumblr requests, would roro (vocaloid) or scene/punk nepeta be ok? thank you in advance!!

Hiiihere you go!

#nepeta #nepeta legion #homestuck #hs #art request

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noodlenumber · 4 years

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its been... 8 years...

#equius zahhak #nepeta legion #homestuck #pesterquest #GOD i missed my boi #getting content for him hit me like a bus #plop art #neigh #meowrails

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gallowsc · 4 years

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hiya i really love your art style and i wanted to know if you could maybe draw some meowrails??

Thanks! ^^

#equius zahaak #nepeta legion #hs #ask

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meraki-sunset · 2 years

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What ships are canon in the Crow AU?

Crow and Jade are dating, same with Rose and Kanaya

Terezi, Karkat and Dave are onto something, but we still don't know what quadrants they are in with eachother

Jasprose has a crush on Nepeta but Nepeta doesn't know her, so she doesn't have feeling for Jas (she could develop them after the game)

Both Roxy and Vriska have feelings for John (light feelings since both have only known John for a day or so, but a still crush) But John is kinda confused about what he feels and he is kind of slow anyways

Arquius has black feelings for Erisol. Erisol doesn't, but now he’s just really fucking confused after that kiss. He needs to yet figure out if he reciprocates or not.

Gamzee has a crush on Tavros, Tavros has a Crush on Jane, Jane is still hurt about the whole deal with Jake, but Tavros has some sort of feelings for Gamzee he can't put a name to yet. It's messy

Roxy2 and Calliope are developing mutual feelings for eachother

And those are all the ships on CSAU

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thefirefists · 5 years

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Hot take of the day

Kawaii~Chan and Nepeta are the same character

#aphmau #homestuck #kawaii~chan #nepeta legion #is that even how you spell her name?

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rowaynebunny · 7 years

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#perler bead #perler beads #homestuck #perler bead crafts #nepeta #nepeta legion

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heirofnepeta · 5 months

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i hit post limit so i'm using your asks for my next joanpost ok here it is. nepeta legion

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#joanpost

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anthidraws · 6 years

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multiclasspecting · 2 years

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Can I have an analysis for a Porter of Mania ? (why porter btw?)

great question!! it’s a bit of a pun, actually. a porter is someone who is in charge of an entrance to a place, kind of like a guard for guests and cargo shipments. combining it with the shortening of teleporter, it’s sort of a wordplay on the idea of someone who’s in charge of guiding where all things in their line of sight are going (porters were also known to take bribes and stuff uwo). since thieves and rogues are the “relocating” classes, i figured this would be fitting!! ~chance

~mod of peace

porter (rogue + thief) of mania (heart + rage)

porter: one who steals their aspect or through their aspect for themselves and others

mania: the fire in a soul, a heart’s deepest felt emotion, a main, intense passion

porter of mania: one who steals passions or through passions to redistribute to themselves and/or others

mundane: if there was ever a definition of the ADHD experience, the porter of mania fits the bill quite well. they're relentless in their exploration of anything they find stimulating at all, most often discovering new interests by mimicking the people they love and respect. they absorb parts of the people around them, "stealing" their fixations and hobbies to add to their pile of collected personality traits.

once these traits are absorbed and thoroughly enjoyed, the porter of mania then proceeds to projectile vomit these interests onto the people around them until all of their friends are at least partially obsessed with the same material. the pure passion and excitement they speak about their hyperfixations with is intoxicating, which is often the deciding factor in people giving the porter of mania's interests a shot.

of course, just as the porter of mania successfully possesses all of their friends with their hyperfixation, they discover a new one and promptly completely switch their focus. very few people can keep up with this rapid versatility, and those who can are still always a step behind in following their train of thought.

this causes the porter of mania to feel incredibly lonely, feeling as if nobody truly cares about their interests without realizing their friends are only a couple steps behind.

the porter of mania likely, in some way, has a strong emotional reaction to the characterization of nepeta legion, anywhere from hatred to kinning. this comes from the fact of her being a fantastic example of a porter of mania (yes, the trolls have their own classpects already, but i am Better Than Hussie and my Brain is Bigger(/j......./hj)). the porter of mania's feelings towards her likely resemble their feelings of themself in some way.

a porter of mania's challenge is commiting themself to a hobby without being frustrated at not immediately mastering the ability. this is especially true if their fixation was inspired by someone they care for/respect, as this will likely encourage a hefty amount of comparison even if it's unwarranted and unreasonable.

at their worst, the porter of mania is self-isolating, defensive, gatekeepy, harsh, and constantly suspended in the middle of an identity crisis. they feel as if they're a liar or shallow for being interested in what their friends have connections to, and have a serious history with impostor syndrome.

at their best, the porter of mania is passionate, loving, open, confident, hyper, and full of endless love. they're unashamed of being themself, and know the interests they obtain from the people around them don't erase the identity they already have. they're always ready to learn, and are an absolute monster at random trivia. plus, they're an absolute delight to hear ramble about anything they're interested in. truly, a porter of mania is a wonderful person to be around when they're in a good headspace.

magic: in terms of magic, the porter of mania's main(ia, hah) ability would be transportation. any person of the porter class, naturally, would have the gift of teleportation, but each aspect's influence on this ability changes. for mania, they would be able to teleport to anyone who's currently experiencing a passionate emotion.

for instance, someone could be actively thinking of how much they love cheese. like, really fuckin love it, man. they just can't get enough of the good good yellow cow paste.

...anyways, this person loves cheese. the porter of mania would be able to sense the person who's currently thinking of this passion, teleporting to them with cool magical effects pertaining to popping out of another person. the drawback would appear within the person being teleported to immediately losing their passion for whatever the subject was, and the porter of mania gaining it instead. they would be able to teleport other people, and the same effect would happen to whoever's traveling. only one person can be teleported to each individual spurt of passion.

the porter of mania would be able to, in addition, take the enemy's investment in the fight and give it to their own team. any motivation the enemies would have, other than oblique obligation, would be siphoned from them, the sudden amplification of the heat of battle inspiring the porter of mania's teammates instead.

they're most certainly well fit to be a trickster/distraction on the battlefield, being able to suddenly manipulate people's attention and current passions via transporting them to others. if the porter of mania is able to master the art of relocation, they'd be able to mess with the enemies quite efficiently by shuffling around motives for battle, active emotional baggage, targets in the fight, etc.

and frankly, they'd look cute as hell as they commit acts of psychological warfare.

~mod of chance

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