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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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just like my crush - fushiguro megumi
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word count: 3.8k warnings: swearing, reader is doped up from anesthesia summary: confessing that you have a crush on someone really isn't that hard. all it takes is anesthesia clouding your judgment. a/n: brought to you by my lovely nanami flowershop anon's beautiful brain !!!
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Injuries in this line work wasn’t unusual.  Someone was always occupying Shoko’s little infirmary and keeping her busy.  Nasty gashes, sprained wrists, broken bones- it was practically a part of the job description.  No, it wasn’t pretty, but at least with a master of the Reverse Cursed Technique on site, the mishaps that came with assignments never lasted too long.
Because of this expectation, Megumi had never been put in a position where he worried over someone’s well being after an exorcism gone awry.  He’d had life threatening wounds get healed more times than he could count on both hands, hell, Yuji lost a hand and got that back! 
So why did he feel sick to his stomach when she took a bad hit during an assignment? Why did his throat close up too tight for him to explain the situation to the manager on the assignment? Or to Ieiri when he got her back to campus? Why was there a cold sweat racing down his spine, but his insides felt like they were on fire? 
Despite all of Ieiri’s insisting that (y/n) was fine, that she’d gotten here just in time, that she was healed and would wake up at any time- likely without the memory of what happened- and that she would still be fine then… Megumi didn’t tear himself out of that room in the infirmary even once.  
When she does wake up- two days and a couple hours later- he doesn’t look too good.  He’d pale and he’s been bouncing his leg for so long it’s gone numb, but the relief that washes over him brings some color back to his face.
Her eyelashes flicker about a few times before she finally opens her eyes, but his attention is drawn to the way her hand twitches above the stark white sheets.
“Hey,” He murmurs, as quiet as he can stand to speak.  He didn’t want to startle her, and he thinks that if she were to flinch back at him, he’d flinch too.  “(y/n), you awake?” He asks when she doesn’t say anything right away.
Then her eyes finally find him, and with a hazy gloss over her blown pupils, she smiles.  It’s slow, and so, so impaired, but it’s pretty nonetheless.
“Oh, wow,” 
Her voice is strained, likely from not having been used for a couple days, but the light and breezy way in which she speaks is enough for him to know that her anesthetics haven’t worn off.  The stoner-like smile also tipped him off pretty well, but Megumi’s sure now.
“You know who you look like?” 
It’s not the question Megumi’s expecting, and his confusion is obvious in the way a tiny knot forms between his brows.  He would’ve thought  ‘where am I?’ or ‘what happened?’ would be in order, but maybe the anesthesia was more on top of her than he would’ve thought, so he hums in response and waits for her explanation.  Surely she’ll have something silly to say, it wouldn’t be the first time she called him a sea urchin for his messy hair.
“You look jus’ like my crush” (y/n) half-slurs back.  She tilted her head in his direction, trying to get a better look at him from where she was laying, but the rest of her body felt too heavy to move.
Megumi’s eyes widen, and before he can stop himself a small laugh comes out.  Confusion, humor, and disbelief blend into the overwhelming relief in knowing that Ieiri hadn’t been lying to him to protect his feelings.  (y/n) would be completely fine.
Maybe a little bit high, but still, completely fine.
Her shoulders shake in the slightest when she laughs in response to his own little chuckle, delighted purely by his reaction.
“I’m serious,” She mumbles out, eyes falling heavy for a minute the longer she stares at him.  “And it’s a compliment too, b’cause he’s, like, really cute”  “I didn’t know you were crushing on anyone” Megumi hums, leaning his elbows against the edge of her cot so that he could prop his chin in his hands.  Amusement flickers in his eyes when her expression noticeably shifts.  Her eyes widen and her lips part but no words come out.  Was he actually making her nervous? Who the hell did he look like in her eyes right now that had her reacting like this? 
Megumi can’t recall a time she’d ever talked to him about crushing on anyone.  Nothing of the sort, not even a hint.  And he’d definitely never seen the ruthless sorcerer appear so… 
Well, she looked like a girl with a crush.  A blush was forming on her cheeks the longer he held eye contact with her, and the way the corners of her mouth twitched and betrayed her as she tried to bite back a smile.
“Y-yeah, duh,” She stammers back at him with a sassy roll of her eyes.  Megumi’s quick to push his hand against his mouth to stifle his laughter.  “The point of a crush is it’s secret” 
“So you’re not gonna tell me then?” He asks curiously.
She probably didn’t know it, but (y/l/n) (y/n) was the only person in the world that got to see the playful side of him.  It was hard not to act on his intrigue, though.  It was too entertaining to see her in this state… and the rapid beating of his heart in his ribcage made him ache to know more.
But she shakes her head against her pillow, sealing her lips shut to further prove her point.  She’s still smiling, though, and she hasn’t torn her eyes off of his since she woke up.
“How’re you feeling, anyways?” Megumi decides to steer the topic back to one of more importance.  “Anything hurt? Can I get you anything-?” 
“Even your eyes are pretty like his,” She interrupts him, and then sighs as though this was a large inconvenience for her.  “You must be related,” She says matter-of-factly.
He hopes that when the drugs wear off she doesn’t remember this moment, because Megumi knows his face is as red as a tomato with how fiery his skin feels.  A nervous laugh bubbles out of him before he could choke it down, and her whole face lights up in response.
“You must not get compliments often, huh?” She teases in a slow drawl.
“I… I guess not,” He says, followed by more nervous laughter that happens against his will.  “But thank you, (y/n).  That’s very… kind” 
He’s painfully awkward, and he knows that as soon as he leaves this room he’s going to overthink this entire interaction, but for now he tries to bask in the warmth that sparks from knowing she thinks he has pretty eyes.  Or at least, she does when she’s so doped up she can’t quite focus on a conversation.
But at least she's obviously not in any pain.  Megumi’s worries begin to melt away, but that might just be the work of her flattery.
“You’re welcome,” She grins back at him, but she just as soon furrows her brows and regards him curiously.  Even after staring at him so shamelessly, she suddenly doesn’t appear to recognize him one bit.  “I thought Megumi only had a sister, though”
It comes out in a mumble, and he’s sure that she’s talking to herself in her deluded state, but the rush of heat that floods his chest and shoots up his neck is nearly too much to bear.
She actually didn’t recognize him this whole time? Was she talking about him this whole time? Was the flattery not a drug-induced misconception and actually-?
Before he can settle on a question to ask her to clear his confusion, she’s settling back into her pillow and her eyes are falling shut.  Megumi opens his mouth, ready to force out the first thing that comes to mind, but she drifts off almost immediately.  Her chest rising and falling in slow, steady movements.
It felt like a cruel prank.
Now he was left sitting and gaping at her unconscious form.  His heart is racing and his leg is bouncing again, and Megumi thinks he might be even more anxious for her to wake up this time.
He decides then and there that when she does, and when she’s of sound mind again, he’ll ask her about it.  Because if she really did have a crush on him he’d have to finally get over his ridiculous anxiety and make a move. ___
A week after making a full recovery, (y/n) comes to the decision that if she wants Megumi to talk to her, she’ll just have to corner him.
She’s not sure why he hasn’t been talking to her- hence her cornering plan- but ever since her last assignment had gone awry and she’d been put on a minor hold, he’d been dodging her.  And sure, Megumi wasn’t always the most sociable guy, but he was a friend and even if he didn’t feel like hanging out, he wouldn’t completely ghost her like this.
Of course she’d tried asking Yuji and Nobara about it, but they were a dead end.  They’d been just as surprised as she was that he’d been avoiding her.
I thought you were best friends, Yuji had frowned at the idea of a falling out between his two friends that he cared about so much.
Maybe he realized you have a crush on him and pussied out, Nobara had cackled at the scenario, not feeling an ounce of worry that this weird bump wouldn’t get resolved.
Needless to say, (y/n) was quick to steer her investigation far away from them, before the blabbermouths could do what they do best and blab around the wrong people.
She corners him while doing laundry, of all things.
“Hey,” 
And when she walks into the room while he’s tossing his freshly washed laundry into the dryer, Megumi hits his head on the lid when he swivels around in shock to see her there.
“Oh god, are you alright?” 
“I’m fine- it’s fine,” He answers all too quickly, before she’s even finished her question.  “I’m almost done with the washing machine” 
(y/n) can’t help but chuckle a little bit, seeing as she wasn’t currently holding a basket of laundry, but Megumi’s already back to filling up the dryer.  It appears every piece of clothing he tosses in is monochrome- mostly black, but a few gray pieces here and there.  This shouldn’t come as a surprise, but it is a bit funny.
“I actually was looking for you,” She tells him, leaning against the doorframe.  It’s half casual, and half to block his only escape.  Megumi responds with a small hum, still putting all of his focus on moving the laundry.  “Are you upset with me?” 
The question has him swiveling again, finally giving her his undivided attention.  It’s a bit unnerving, the way he straightens up and goes rigid as he stares back at her in bewilderment.  She wants to be annoyed that he has the audacity to look confused when he was the one that had been avoiding her for days, but she gives him the benefit of the doubt 
“Upset? No.  No of course not” He answers, and his words are so certain, that she believes him straight away.  But the small bit of truth doesn’t provide much relief.
“Then how come you’ve been dodging me?” She asks, unable to help her frown.  What other reason could there be? If he’s not mad at something, why would act so flaky?
“I haven’t been dodging you” 
“That’s a lie” 
“It’s not?” 
“It is,” She crosses her arms defensively.  “You haven’t been answering your phone and you always have some excuse to not talk to me.  Did I do something?” 
“Not really” 
He winces as soon as the answer leaves his mouth.  It wasn’t like him to get so careless- but it also wasn’t like him to avoid her.  Really, he was falling apart at the seams and trying quite desperately to appear as though everything was normal.  
It wasn’t working.  (y/n) could see the panic in his eyes as clear as day.  Not to mention the way his lips twitched like he was holding back further explanation.  She narrows her eyes as she studies him carefully.
“Not really?” She repeats his lame answer.  “So sort of? So I did do something?” 
Megumi’s certain that she chose to stand in the doorway so he couldn’t make an easy escape.  Would it be immature to summon the rabbits? 
“(y/n) it’s- it’s fine.  It’s me, alright?” He’s not very convincing.
“So you did something?” Another question he doesn’t want to answer.
“No- just- not really- it was just-” He stammers, and then groans, tilting his head back and glaring at the fluorescent light hanging over him.  
He recalls the way he’d sworn to himself that he’d talk to her about her little anesthesia-induced confession, and kicks himself now for cowering out of it.  Megumi never really ran away from a challenge, even when he knew he was in over his head.  But something about standing before her now and explaining how she’d inadvertently confessed to having a crush on him makes his heart beat out of sync and his throat go dry.
“Look I just don’t want things to be weird between us,” (y/n) sighs, giving up on interrogating him so heavily.  “So just… whatever it is, can we talk about it?” 
And he swoons, actually swoons.  His knees physically feel weak and he has to resist the urge to let all of his muscles relax and sink towards the ground.  It was so sweet, so considerate of her to want to mend the nonexistent conflict between them.  Megumi didn’t think it was possible to like her more than he already did, but she had a knack for proving him wrong.
So with an anxious breath, he thinks screw it and just lets it out.
“Do you remember waking up and talking to me in the infirmary?”
Her brows furrow, giving him her answer, and then her features soften with realization.
“You visited me in the infirmary?” She asks, almost in a whisper.  No, she didn’t remember, and no one had told her she’d had any visitors during her short stay there.
Megumi nods his head.
“Yeah, I… I stayed till you woke up.  And you did, for a couple minutes anyways, but you were pretty out of it.  Anesthesia and all” He explains.
She tries to rack her memory for any hazy glimpse of talking to Megumi in Shoko’s clinic, but nothing comes to mind.  She feels a little guilty now, having forgotten so easily.
“Okay…” She trails off, waiting for the rest of his explanation.  “So… something happened then?” 
Megumi hesitates, his expression twisted in mild displeasure, like he just stubbed his toe or has to deliver an oral presentation.  (y/n) tries to be patient, she really does, but the longer he draws this out the larger the pit in her stomach grows.
“Yeah,” The word comes out through a heavy breath, and he pauses for just a moment longer before admitting the last detail.  “You… you sort of confessed that you have a crush on me” 
“Oh,” 
Relief settles into her bones, and then a spike of panic.
“Oh” 
Her eyes are widening and her arms wrap tighter around herself, fingers digging into the sides of her ribs as if she could possibly ground herself with her anxiety reaching an all time high.
For fuck’s sake, she wasn’t this anxious when that Grade One tried to take a massive bite out of her body.
“You were really out of it, though,” Megumi says quickly.  “You were just… high.  You probably just couldn’t see or think straight-” 
“No, I wasn’t just high,” She cuts him off with surprising calmness in her voice, and a short shake of her head.  “I do.  Have a crush on you, I mean.  I didn’t… obviously I didn’t intend to tell you that, but, I guess high-me can’t keep a secret, so…” 
She trails off with a bashful giggle that would have embarrassed her if she wasn’t already filled to the brim with embarrassment.  Megumi’s lips part, but he doesn’t say anything.  The corner of his mouth twitches a few times too, and still, he’s standing in bewildered silence before her.
It’s not that he didn’t believe her, he was eighty-five percent sure that she’d meant what she said while she was still under the influence of the anesthetics, but that fifteen percent of uncertainty was his paranoia getting the best of him.  But now she was of sound mind, dead sober, and dead serious as she stared at him and awaited some sort of reaction.
No real reaction came, unless you counted the drumming of his fingers against his side, slow at first, but picking up speed the longer they both stood there and waited for the other to say something.
Megumi knows he should say something, and probably something along the lines of; well that’s a relief because I’m actually crushing on you so hard I don’t know what to do with myself… but unfortunately, he really didn’t know what to do with himself.
“Do I even want to know how badly I embarrassed myself?” (y/n) breaks the silence with a nervous but curious smile.
“You said I looked just like your crush,” He explained, heat flooding to his face as he recalled the other things she said.  “It was actually the first thing you said when you woke up,” 
She has to laugh at that a little, to which Megumi feels some of the tension in his shoulders disappear.  The tension in the room also starts to thin out, much to his relief.
“Then you went on about how cute your crush was.  And when I tried to ask how you were feeling, after, you know, surgery and all that, you ignored me and said…” He rubs the back of his neck, growing shy as he realized he was rambling and the subject matter already had his heart racing.
“Oh god… what?” (y/n) gasps, eyes widening, hoping she didn’t let out some dirty thought that she worked very hard to keep in the back of her mind.
“You said I had pretty eyes, and then you sorta let it slip that I was your crush, so I guess you didn’t realize you were talking to me the whole time… and then you passed back out” 
She’s laughing again, but this time she covers her face with her hands in a pitiful attempt to hide her blush until it goes away.  A small groan dies at the back of her throat.  The second hand embarrassment from her past-inebriated-self was just too much.
After all this time she's done so well at keeping her feelings under wraps, of never letting it be known with a slip of tongue or lingering touch, only to tell him so brazenly while in a hospital cot… it was ridiculous.
“God… I’m so sorry, that’s… wow, that’s probably the most humiliating thing I’ve ever done” She starts off looking at him, but ends up muttering to herself and looks away, still overwhelmed by the mortification of it all.
A small smile graces Megumi’s face, and in a moment of being true to his word, he musters up the courage to speak up before she could walk away and pretend this didn’t happen.
“It was more cute than humiliating,” He tells her, and she peeks back up at him in soft surprise.  “Maybe just a little embarrassing, just a little… but… still cute” His voice gets softer the longer she looks at him and he starts to lose the confidence he started out so strong with, but he still holds her gaze, hoping that she’ll know he means it.
“Cute?” She repeats in quiet disbelief.  Megumi nods back at her with absolute certainty and sincerity.
He gives into another bout of a confidence boost and takes a few steps forward, closing some of the space between them.  (y/n) practically scrambles to straighten up away from the doorframe, her shoulders squaring and her eyes widening as she watches him move towards her.
“And for what it’s worth, I think you have pretty eyes, too,” 
It’s quieter than he intends, but his words are effective in replacing the nervous tension in the room with something much more palpable.  The electricity buzzing between them was so thick they were practically choking on it.
(y/n) smiles, slow at first, processing the sudden compliment, and then all once.  Every inch of her skin warmed from the sweet words, and she’s not sure she’s ever felt flattery like this before.  She’s never taken a compliment so to heart, never known that she was going to go to sleep that night playing it over and over in her head.
Megumi’s eyes flicker between hers for a moment, admiring the way she lights up with delight before him, and then he opens his mouth again.
“They look just like my crush’s” 
Her brows furrow and despite that feeling of embarrassment spiking in her chest again, the corner of her lips curl into a smirk that gives into a smile almost immediately after.  Megumi’s clearly amused by this reaction, laughing to himself like he was so proud of his own tease.
“That’s so corny” She mutters, before stepping away from the doorway and closing the last bit of distance between them.
Despite his nerves he anticipates her movements, large hands finding purchase on her hips and practically yanking her the rest of the way that it takes to have her body against his.  There’s no extra time for words before their lips crash fast.  The kiss is surprisingly tender for how rushed their movements were, but it had them both melting into the other right away.
Her hands are gentle as they smooth over his shoulders before wrapping lightly at the nape of his neck.  Her fingers poke into the dark strands of hair that hang there, and when she curls a few locks between her index and middle finger, he presses his lips against hers with a little more fervor.
Even once they part from one another, neither one goes very far.  Gasping for air with lips still brushing each other’s, noses bumping, and hands still holding on tight all in the name of not putting an inch of distance between them.
Still no words are exchanged as they share a look before both glancing at the open doorway behind them.  It doesn’t take verbal communication for Megumi to reach behind her to grab the door by the handle and swing it shut.  The only sound that fills the room is the white noise buzzing from the dryer cycle, and the soft giggle that’s immediately suppressed by warm, inviting lips pressing against hers again.
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a/n: thank u again my amazing nanami flowershop anon for this really fun idea. also i just love playful megumi. he's so cute n shy <3
xoxo ~ jordie
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nenchainzz · 2 months
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Hi! So I’ve been on your blog for a while and I love your selfships. Sooo my question is if you and your ships could be in an au what would they be? -🦋
Omg!! 🦋 anon!! How are you, dearest?? Thank you for your sweet words (made me melt with happiness frfr)
Ooooo as for AUs..I think an overarching one is modern au with all i think, but specifically..let's see (under the cut since i have sooo many selfships)
iida - boss x subordinate (ik ik not the best but him as a boss, i sooooo ugh)
hawks - fallen angel au is so fitting for him i think or oooo maybe reformed!demon x fallen!angel au
nishinoya - maybe like a best friend's brother maybe? or paired up for a school project? either are so sweet to me (i love the potential closeness it brings)
kuboyasu - savior au or oooo bodyguard au as well (i watched the bodyguard with whitney houston like a year ago and i was like this is lowkey kuboyasu coded like the concept)
kaeya - childhood friends au like being good friends in mondstadt with him and diluc and then slowly falling for each other as the years pass
xiao - idk why, but i'm thinking streamer au for some reason, like we're both streamers and fall in love by playing games, and the audience ships us so hard lmao
alhaitham - academic rivals au would be so hot with him omg, especially with his nonchalant attitude through it all omg
kuni - enemies to lovers au is fr his calling like. omg his snarkiness works so well with it
dan heng - monster au like dan heng as a dragon monster hybrid of some kind (includes monster fucking, ofc)
naoto - honestly, i think like undercover couple au would be so cute tbh
chifuyu - i love the idea of being a customer or employee at his pet shop, lol
fushiguro - ok hear me out zoologist!fushiguro and assistant!reader/oc
nanamin - baker!nanami and flowershop!reader/oc has been heavily on my mind for some reason lmao
isagi - friends to lovers i think works really well for isagi
chigiri - model!chigiri is something i think is really hot
kurapika - knight!kurapika is so beautiful to me if i'm being honest
michael - idk why but when i was really into fnaf i thought about like a "the office" au where they do more business side of the company and that's the au lmao
leon - ex-lovers to lovers again au works sooo well with him (@/snowzbun wrote an ex-husband leon fic that was absolutely delicious)
miguel - ok but like pride and prejudice with miguel tho? yes please
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zarazmnie-cos · 5 months
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It was absolutely and 100% a positive reaction. I loved it. It sounds like something I’d say after a good cracking
Due to having worked in a grocery store for years my bones and joints are that of an old woman
((And everyone seems so happy about my presence? TT I’m just a tiny little anon with too much brainrot))
~ Jordie's Nanami flowershop anon
KFBWKFWKNFKWNFND SO I ASSUMED RIGHT LETS GOOOOOO
as someone who's growing up by a little grocery shop nearby my block of flats i say 'thank you for your service your honor' and 'i wish you well' BECAUSE THE WAY THE WOMEN BEHIND THE COUNTER HAS TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT OF DIFFERENT CUSTOMERS IS PISSING ME
but also they are so nice to me and i try to me be to them as well and overall you give off such precious, genuine, and just soft vibes that you deserve to be treated with the highest, the best, and the most rightful honor and jdbksbfkwsjd YOU DESERVE THE WORLD BASICALLY
(i am still tired as you can see but uni is still calling. anyway we are BLESSED by your presence and im happy you're here. peace out as i try not to go insane rn)
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system-to-the-madness · 5 months
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HEY
I saw your add on to the Ijichi ask and DAMN. I LOVE THAT. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
Ijichi also deserves more love. He’s putting up with so much shit and does so much for everyone
~ (jordies) Nanami flowershop anon
JORDIES NANAMI FLOWERSHOP ANON! hey 🥰💕
Haha I'm glad you liked it. I read that sentence in your ask and I'm just a really petty person who actually would do that irl, so I thought it would be funny to throw Gojō off a little 🥰 Ijichi would probably panic a little, but also it would make him feel so proud and loved.
Thank you so much for your message and have a nice day!
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just-jordie-things · 12 days
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Oblivious megumi will forever live rentfree in my head but oblivious megumi x oblivious reader is THE CHERRY ON TOP
Megumi being somewhat uncharacteristically shy and even more quiet than usual before he asks “you wana hang out tonight?” —nothing special about it, thr teo of you hang out regularly, so you agree
Later that day you meet up with your friends and they asks if you got any plans today, you reply that you’ll hang out with megumi. You dont understand why they all gasps and look at you with excitement, until they wish you a happy valentines night with your crush. It’s valentines day. You completely forgot but did megumi too? Does he know it’s today? Does he realise how it looks? Why would he asks his best friend to hang out on valentines day??
IM DYING ON THAT HILL
stef if u keep sending me brainrots that i want to write a three part series and spinoffs for i am going to lose my mind to the rot girl !!!! (<- delusional bc it’s already happened)
god megumi’s spending the whole date hoping that he’s good company and you’re enjoying yourself. meanwhile you’re not even sure if it’s a date so you’re all business as usual, hangin out with your buddy that you have a massive crush on
this is the perfect concoction for a moment of
gojo: how long have you been going out?
megumi: couple weeks
you: uh- we’re going out?? when were you going to tell me??
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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Jordie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw2y1IQOAdK/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
HERE YALL GOOOO
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credit: glowx_21 on instagram!!
MY GOD THO IM SPEECHLESS IM JUST GAPING AT MY PHONE IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TYPING JUST STARING AT PICTURE JUSY LOOKING AT PICTURE JUST BREATHING JN POCTURE
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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JORDIE PLS I need all jjk guys reactions to the question "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
~ Nanami flowershop anon
satoru: “of course!! i’ll get you an nice terrarium with the finest soil money can buy and fresh produce for you to eat everyday!!” and he’ll probably tell you that he’ll still give you a goodnight kiss every night. it’s sweet, but a little bit unsettling. gojo’s specialty.
megumi: “uhh… how did you become a worm?” he’s going to fight the logic on the silly ‘what if’ question pretty hard. but after a while of explaining it’s not that deep he’ll shrug and give a soft “i guess”
yuuji: “why wouldn’t i? you’d be the prettiest, cutest, most adorable worm in the world!” and he means it with his whole heart <3
toge: *nods vigorously and makes a little motion patting the little pocket on his chest* he makes it very clear that he’ll still love you and carry you around with him everywhere he goes. but you sort of already knew that, didn’t you?
yuuta: “well, first i’d track down the curse that turned you into a worm and let rika loose” of course he’ll still love you, but he’s wildly protective and has to make sure the thing that cursed you is dealt with. he maybe gets a little too into the make believe revenge plot.
choso: “what’s a worm?” …. “oh, ok. sure. it’d be kinda cute” VERY indifferent to what form you take as long as you’ll still love him
ino: “is there a scenario where i can get turned into a worm too?” … “so we can be worms together! and then we can just snuggle and eat poop all day!” … he’s got the spirit, you’ll give him that. there is no denying that man is head over heels for you
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just-jordie-things · 3 months
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I will need a headcanon of Choso reacting to you showing him Caramelldansen, Dancing Toothless, Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa and more like that
My doctor said if I dont get that hc my heart might give out soon 😞
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
i- am i not trend savvy? i only know dancing toothless D: am I NOT COOL????? HELP ME STEF IDK HOW TO WRITE THESE ONES
but uuuuuuuuhhhh here's some tiktok related ones? don't be madddd
he probably watches you while you watch tiktoks and for the most part has no idea what you're looking at. videos of people talking? annoying music? what is so intriguing about this that you'll cuddle with him for hours while scrolling thru it?
and when you start repeating certain quotes that he just doesn't follow at all, why did you say that? what does that mean? and when he asks, you tell him it's from tiktok, and it doesn't really help him to understand. because what's the context of you saying it now while you're cooking dinner?? you tend to giggle at him when you barely answer his questions. it furthers his confusion, but it's sort of cute, so he keeps excusing it
after awhile you install the app on his phone for him to scroll on when he's bored. he insists that he's ok watching with you- he is getting cuddle time out of it after all- but soon enough when he finds himself bored, he opens it up.
i think the side of tiktok choso finds himself on would be animal and asmr related. ((i think he'd definitely like wisp the kitten!! he's a cat guy he just doesn't know it. and there's something about that messy little furball that tugs at his hearstrings)) he has no idea what asmr really is or how he ended up there but it's just so addicted. soon enough he's watching videos of people playing with slimes or dragging makeup brushes over microphones. he doesn't even wear headphones, and if you asked him, he would not know how to explain what he likes about it
it would take TIMEEE for him to catch on to meme culture. there's just so much to it and it's not exactly an easy thing to explain without just making him experience it for himself, but with your help he's eased into it and eventually is able to keep up with some of your references
((he's really excited to get better at it and surprise yuji with what he learns))
i hope these were ok!!
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Takuma Ino cannot eat spicy food.
He just can't. He tried because there was one dish Nanami recommended, but he failed. He cannot, FOR THE LIFE OF HIM, eat anything with a Scoville rating of 100+ (Bell Peppers lol)
That is until he finds out that you absolutely love spicy food. It doesn't have to be spicy during every meal, obviously, but damn, a delicious steaming hot pot of spicy kimchi and you're in heaven.
You tell him about this new restaurant that only serves spicy food. Even chilis in their salads. And of course, being 1000% whipped for you, Takuma agrees to go with you, a little reluctantly but as soon as you call it a 'casual date' he's over the moon. Casual? WTV, IT IS A DATE, THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.
Cue to you both sitting at the table with your food and eating away. You're enjoying it greatly, the food is good and it's so well seasoned and the spice is just right in all the great ways. But opposite of you Takuma starts to tear up, he tries to order the least spicy thing but he knows nothing about chilis and their spices and he ends up getting something really spicy. He's dying, crying, fully red in the face.
As soon as you notice that you immediately tell him to stop. Cute innocent Y/N, you think he might just be allergic to one of the ingredients, so you quickly pay and leave the restaurant, ready to RUSH to the pharmacy to get him any medicine he needs. But as soon as you're out of the door and the cool air hits him he is SO EMBARRASSED. He hesitantly and very shyly admits that he can't handle any spice and that's why he never eats anything but he went because you seemed so happy.
It makes your heart burst, you're afraid it might jump out of your chest. You already had a crush on him, suggesting this spicy dinner as some kind of date, but THIS? HIS DEDICATION TO JUST MAKE YOU HAPPY? That fully sold you.
You feel insanely bad tho that he suffered like this just for you and you treat him to some ice cream because milk helps with spice. While you eat your ice cream (you both enjoy different flavors) you ask him if he feels a little better. Takuma, that little shit, pouts and says no, his lips and tongue are still hurting. "I think I need you to kiss it better."
FLUSTERED AND BLUSHING AS HELL you shove him away, but he sees the smile on your lips. Eventually, he leans in and kisses you. You both can taste each other's ice cream afterward, and even with all the pain and suffering from the spicy chillis Takuma has to admit this was the most perfect date he could have wished for.
(THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A BRAINROT; NOT AN ENTIRE SHORT DRABBLE; HELP?)
~ Nanami Flowershop anon
LOVE THIS THIS IS SO HIM THAT I SWEAR I PICTURED WHOLE MANGA PANELS OF THIS HAPPENING LMFAO he's such a loser with a crush i love him so so much
he's panting and doubled over outside with his hands on his knees- people passing by totally think he's about to vom right there- but even through heavy gasps of the relieving cool air, he's all "i'm good! i'm ok! don't worry!" in the sweetest, most unconvincing way ever
he's such a dork i luv him so much he's best bf material fr
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just-jordie-things · 3 months
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Okay okay okay, I know we talked a lot about shy and flustered Gumi in the past.
But hear me out, this just came to my mind:
You're on a mission with Megumi, something happens that causes you two to argue, and since you don't like arguing with him you try to defuse the tension by saying "Ooooh, you just wanna kiss me" with a mocking tone.
Well, Megumi was angry, so he didn't have the usual level of shyness to get flustered, instead he just responds with "and what about it?", before you can even reply or have any chance to process his words he steps forward and kisses you.
Needless to say for the entire way back you're TOMATO FACED, shy and flustered, hanging on your phone, double-triple-quadraple texting Yuji and the gang "GUYS GUYS WTF I SAID 'OH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD' IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK"
Meanwhile Megumi seems composed, but internally he's panicking just as much, HE JUST KISSED YOU WHEN HE HASNT EVEN CONFESSED TO YOU YET LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
IDK but this just seems like such good rom-com wholesome crack material
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
KISSING UR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN MWAH MWAH MWAH
god i swear he'd kiss the absolute life out of you, he's definitely the type to push his hands into your hair and cradle your head and it's firm and demanding but it's so gentle and tender?? he gives you the kind of kiss that takes your breath away so fast you're swooning and your foot pops in the air and you're pawing at his chest in some weak attempt to ground yourself and it's steamy as fuck. it's the whirlwind of pure carnal desire and impatience- and just as quickly as it's happened, it's already over. maybe reality settles in his mind again, or maybe he's just completely depleted his lungs of oxygen, but he's pulling away and neither one of you say a word after that.
that car ride feels like an eternity
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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It’s a miracle but you and Takuma manage to survive all the shit that is thrown at you. Shibuya, the culling games, defeating Sukuna. The balance between curses and sorcerers returns and you ask him to retire with you. You cannot stand the thought of losing him or him losing you.
You both retire from sorcery together and honor your late mentor by building a house on a secluded beach in Malaysia, where you live happily ever after. You, Takuma and your children: Kento and Yu.
~ Nanami flowershop anon
UR PUTTING ME IN MY INO FEELS NOW TOOOOO 😭
(i have to decide if i’m writing today or doing my xmas shopping……….. it’s a lose lose)
ok some dad!ino headcanons bc i can’t get it out of my mind now
also ino would be the cutest dad 🥺 like the ideal dad 🥺
🥺 he rough houses with his kids and let’s them paint his nails poorly and tug his hair into uneven pigtails.
🥺 spoils them WAY too much but they’re so good for him he always claims they deserve it and you can’t argue.
the kind of dad that loves cooking a big breakfast and will make shapes out of pancakes and line up strawberries and chocolate chips in big smiley faces 🥺
🥺 he definitely doesn’t have a filter so he definitely bribes your kids not to tell you what he said when he stubbed his toe and not to repeat that word… they just giggle and accept candy as a form of payment
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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Jordie, this is the first "longer" thing I wrote in years, and it's for you, because without your blog, your writings and your amazing personality I wouldn’t have found the interest and happiness in writing that I had years ago.
(It doesn’t have a title.)
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There was no word to describe the sheer absurdity of how Choso’s life had changed over the course of a short weeks.
All he had known in the past was to fight for his brothers. Admittedly, his past did not hold a lot of memorable moments due to being stuck in a tiny tube and contained, sealed away from humanity.
Now that he stood on the good side of this fight, after most of the battles had been fought, he was almost displaying a childlike eagerness to learn about human traditions and customs. One subject that plagued his mind mostly were human emotions and feelings. How different people were. It showed in their vastly different reactions to certain situations, or even hardships.
Was it inappropriate to say that it fascinated him? Maybe. However, this was his home now, among humans. It was a strange feeling to be accepted, even if it was only by a handful of sorcerers who would most definitely be classified as abnormal humans either way. Accepted nonetheless.
Among all these new sensations, lessons, experiences, and situations he found himself confronted with, there was a particularly enchanting one; Y/N.
Whenever the female sorcerer was around there was a certain feeling of warmth in his chest. Something he could not quite describe, much less understand. It was odd, really. He didn’t feel it with anyone else, only her.
At times when he wasn’t attentive she would sneak up on him, and after successfully scaring the bejesus out of him she would let out this heartfelt laugh. Maybe it was only a chuckle, maybe it was a giggle. All he knew was that the sound of it was just about the most welcoming sound he had ever heard. Except for when his name would drop from her lips.
Sometimes Yuji would shoot him a gaze that Choso couldn’t read, with raised eyebrows, a slightly tilted head and a smirk on his lips while nodding towards her. But the half-human being was left puzzled whenever he received this particular gaze from his little brother. Couldn’t he just tell him with words what he wanted to say? Why did humans feel the need to make it all complicated by using body language which no rational thinking being would be capable of decoding?
Yuji’s non-verbal messages had him guessing more than the feeling in his chest whenever Y/N was near. And ultimately, Choso decided to confront his little brother about this strange thing he did. He loved his brother and he would fight for him to the death, but for fuck’s sake, he needed clear words to understand whatever the hell he wanted to tell him.
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It only took the half-curse half-human being around half an hour to find Yuji and as he approached his little brother he was glad that no one else was around. However, before Choso even had the chance to say a single word Yuji already spoke up.
“Hey Choso, how are things going with Y/N?”, once again he had this confusing expression on his face. His eyebrows were raised but his lips curled into a smile. The tone he used made it all the more difficult for Choso to understand his little brother. “Just what do you mean?” Even without this choice of words Choso’s tone of voice made it quite clearjust how confused he seemed.
“Oh come on, I can see how you look at her and how you blush. You like her, it’s obvious.”, Yuji stated his reply, much to Choso’s horror.
It took the older one more than just a minute to process everything, his face mimicking a grimace now. Was that the strange feeling? Was it really possibly that it was of romantic nature? The thought never crossed his mind. It seemed way too absurd, after all he was a half-curse half-human being. He didn’t even know that he could feel anything like that.
Yuji must have seen on Choso’s face how the wheels started turning inside his head, causing the younger one to out a heartfelt laugh.
“I know I’m not the brightest, but even I noticed how whipped you seem for her.”
Choso could only guess the meaning of the word ‘whipped’, although that wasn’t his main focus at this point.
He barely had a chance to even think of his words when Yuji already spoke up again.
“Listen, you’re half-human, you’re capable of love. Right now I think that’s exactly what you are feeling. If you want my advice, go and tell her.” Wasn’t it ironic how the little brother gave such a mature commentary and even offered advice when it should have been the other way around? As the eldest of the death paintings Choso always felt responsible for taking the lead and offering advice. However, the topic of love was never brought up. For who would ever love a curse?
A pat on his shoulder pulled him out of his thoughts and his gaze lifted towards Yuji. He watched his little brother give him a thumbs up and eventually walking away.
No amount of thoughts could have prepared him for the conversation he just had. Love? It was a word he wasn’t familiar with, at least not the romantic kind. The only form of love he ever felt was the one towards his brothers. But that was nowhere near as intense as what he felt when Y/N was around. Maybe Yuji was right? Was he truly capable of this type of love? And even if he was… what did that mean? What was he supposed to do now?
‘Tell her.’ Yuji’s words rang in his ears, repeating in his mind like a command he wasn’t sure he could follow. Choso was prone to overthink certain scenarios, with this being a major cause for overthinking.
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Even hours after his conversation with Yuji Choso couldn’t think about anything else than his little brother’s words. He needed to do something about all of this, right now. If that required him to talk to Y/N then he’d do that. Anything to finally clear up that foggy chaos in his mind.
It didn’t take him long to find Y/N. As usual she’d be around the training grounds, sitting somewhere at the side while observing the younger ones during their training. But this time there was no one fighting or trying out new weapons. Besides her, the training grounds were empty.
“What are you doing here alone?”, Choso’s sudden question almost made Y/N jump. What an embarrassing thought to admit that she was lost in thoughts and didn’t hear his heavy steps…
“Nothing really, just thinking.” She didn’t bother to look up at him as she responded, knowing fully well that he would eventually sit down next to her like he had done so many times before.
Although this time she seemed to wait in vain when Choso simply kept standing close to her. He didn’t even approach her. Was something wrong? Had she accidentally offended him in any way?
“What is love?” The question had caught her entirely off guard, even causing her eyes to widen before she furrowed them and looked at him puzzled. “What is *love*? Why that’s a damn random.”
“My apologies if I-”, Was it a bad question? Should he have waited for a better time? Either way, Choso’s apology was quickly interrupted.
“No, no. It’s alright.” Her gaze returned to a soft smile. With a tilted head she examined his features. “Are you asking for a specific reason or do you just want a general understanding of the human emotion called love?”
The way she looked at him, her voice almost gentle as she asked. How come she was so kind to him? The only good thing he ever did was side with Yuji. There was no reason for her to be so understanding and accepting of him, but there she was, trying to make sense of something other people would have just laughed at.
There it was again… this warm feeling in his chest. Something he just couldn’t quite describe. For a moment too long Choso got lost in his own thoughts before he remembered that he still had to answer her question. “A general understanding.”
A hum was all she responded with. His gaze lowered towards her as if he had tunnel vision. Everything around him was suddenly drown out. The rustling of the trees that surrounded the training grounds, the birds chirping away on some branches not too far away, the river nearby gurgling with fresh water. It all seemed muted, all he could focus on in this moment was Y/N.
“Well, I don’t speak for everyone but to me love is the warmest sensation I ever experienced. When you walk into a warm room after spending hours outside, and your fingers get those tingly feelings. Do you know what I mean? Iin the most positive way, it’s like that for me. Only a thousand times stronger.”
She wasn’t really sure what kind of answer to give him, or what exactly he wanted to know about love, all she knew was what she felt. Hopefully describing this would be helpful.
“Love can be everywhere, between family, friends and partners. But since you have brothers I guess you know the platonic kind of love anyways.” A warm smile was sent his way as she tilted her head once more. He still stood next to her, not having moved at all.
“But the romantic kind of love… That’s entirely different. For me personally, it’s when I can’t stop thinking of someone all day despite them being close by. Or when I catch myself missing them but it’s only been a minute since I saw them. It’s when the mere mention or thought of them makes me smile so brightly that I forget all my worries.”
Choso took in every single word she said. He figurtivaly hung on her lips like a dried leaf refusing to part from tree branch in late autumn. Did she always smile at him this way? Were her eyes always sparkling when the sun shone on it?
“Love is genuine happiness, it’s wanting to be with someone and being willing to do anything it takes to make that person happy. There are a lot more words and ways to describe it, but with the way you’re staring at me I think I’m failing pretty miserably.” Y/N couldn’t help but chuckle with the way he had been looking at her. She couldn’t read his gaze, all she knew was that the intensity of it was almost enough to cause her chest to tighten.
“You didn’t fail at all. I think I understand.” Choso’s remark was short but enough to intrigue her, eliciting another soft chuckle as she stood up to be closer to his eyes.
“Then what’s love to you?”, she asked with a quiet hum at the end of her words, her smile still evident but having dwindled by a bit.
Within a second his mind went completely blank. There was a peculiar sound in his ears, it sounded like drumming. Was that his heart? Did it actually beat as loud as it sounded to him? For a second he thought it would jump out of his ribcage.
“You.” There it was, his one word answer, dropping from his lips so casually, yet it left a burning sensation on his lips. But he felt the need to clarify as soon as he saw her widened eyes.
“I love you.”
Choso had seen some romance movies with Yuji before. He knew how these thoughts were supposed to happen on the screen. What he didn’t know was how to react when Y/N didn’t respond.
Seconds passed until she finally sucked in a deep breath, letting it go in a sigh only moments later. When the corners of her lips lifted into a smile he felt a weight fall off his chest. This had to be a good sign. She was smiling at him. The possibility of a heartbreak didn’t even cross his mind. When he focused on her smile nothing bad would ever come to his mind.
“I love you too.” Was it a bit early to say these words? Surely, but she knew that she had been crushing hard on Choso ever since he joined their side. He had always had such a gentle nature to him, despite being a half-curse. In some ways, she thought he was probably the most gentle soul she ever met. 
Y/N felt an overwhelming urge to be close to him, but even after confessing their feelings she felt somewhat too insecure to initiate anything. Or perhaps it was exactly because of it that she felt shy.
Choso on the other hand didn’t think twice about his actions. An overwhelming sense of happiness surged through him. He remembered the phrase “having butterflies in your stomach”, it felt fitting but he was still bewildered by the metaphor. Nonetheless, he wasted no time wrapping his arms around Y/N and engulfing her in what was definitely the tightest hug they had ever shared.
He remembered how he choose the life as curses with his brothers, when he convinced himself it was due to his brothers not being accepted by humans. But right now he was eternally thankful that he followed Yuji into a life among humans and sorcerers. This life that was filled with new friends, new sensations, new emotions.
A life he was determined to live to the fullest, with you by his side.
NONNIE I FINALLY READ IT AND I READ IT SOOO FAST YOU SLAYED THIS 🩷🩷🩷🥳🥳🫶🫶✨✨🥰⭐️⭐️❤️❤️❤️ ITS SO SO GOOD!!!!!
you captured choso so well omfg he’s so soft n gentle and confused but so sweet i love love love this thank you for sharing with us!!!!
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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Just imagine teaching choso about humans and emotions and modern technology and all that stuff. You’re friends so you know how to tell him about all the nonsense correctly for him to understand and not be overwhelmed.
Eventually he develops his own sense of fashion and you take him shopping and he ends up looking soo good in his new clothes that almost every female drools and tried to flirt with him.
But he’s oblivious to it. He just doesn’t know or understand that these women are thirsty for him so every time you take a step away (cause of jealousy that you hide - CAUSE YALL ARE FRIENDS) he just steps closer to you and wraps an arm around you, not even giving a tony ounce of attention to the other women.
Eventually EVENTUALLY he gets into technology and sees you playing animal crossing and he likes the game cause it’s so calm and soft and peaceful. So you end up getting him a switch and the game and you play together, going on dates in animal crossing.
At one point someone (probably Yuji) asks you if the two of you are friends or a couple. You say friends but at the same time Choso confidently says “i thought we were a couple” and it’s so cute cause he’s literally so whipped for you that he thought all the moments you spent together were dates and couple things??? ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
SQUEALING NONNIE IM EMBARRASSING MYSELF SO BAD OVER THIS FR pls i need more of this bc it’s so fitting for him i love him so bad
you’re like “you never asked me out???”
and for as far as he’s come he’s still a little confused so he’s just “what does that mean?”
“you know, ask me on a date, ask me to be your girlfriend…”
“… but we go to each others islands all the time?”
EEEEEK ITS SO CUTE it makes me want to write for choso and pick up animal crossing again teeehehehehehe more more more choso brainrot PLSSSSS
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just-jordie-things · 5 months
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Idk if you’re online right now but if you are is there any comfort brainrot you can give me please
I have had one of the worst days in this entire year and I’m too close to relapsing and collapsing right now. Everything is going down right now
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
of course my dear i hope that things get steady and peaceful for you soon 🫶 here’s a bunch! i hope you like them
gojo satoru is a prank-y menace, but he leaves you little notes every chance he gets. post its slipped into your bag, something smudged into your frosty windshield, or on your chalkboard. sometimes they’re silly, or a little doodle, but some of them are the most romantic thing you’ve ever read.
fushiguro megumi can take a bit to warm up in a relationship, but he can’t help but kiss your head when you’re near. whether you’re in his arms or standing beside him, he’s compelled to drop a kiss in your hair, or against the crown of your head.
itadori yuuji knows all your favorite treats. snacks, tea, you name it. he’s got them memorized so he can pick up something special for you when he’s done with an assignment, or have a sweet treat ready for you when you’ve had a hard day.
inumaki toge picked up a new rice ball ingredient in his vocabulary, which he only used towards you. cream cheese. at first you thought it was just a silly nickname for you. but overtime you’ll come to learn it’s his special habit of telling you he loves you.
okkotsu yuuta loves sending you those silly adorable reaction images. hello kitty, miffy, and sometimes just little kittens, all with funny captions about missing you or needing cuddles. he’s got buckets of screenshots of them, always ready to send you when he misses you. (which is often)
kamo choso loves doing everything with you. chores? errands? watching that sort of dumb tv show you like? he wants to be there for it. he just adores being in your presence no mather what the setting.
takuma ino keeps up with all the gossip you know. work drama, your friends’ odd antics, you name it. he knows everyone by name and is eager when he asks for follow ups on all of it. he’s a bit gossipy himself, so he finds entertainment in the drama, but he also just loves to hear about everything going on in your life.
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just-jordie-things · 2 months
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Biker!Ino
with that one viral video as reference where reader pulls up in a car next to an obviously young male biker and you’re like “can I take ride?”
And he replies “sure, anytime.”
But you hit him with: “i didnt mean the bike”
So he’s just like ☺️😯😳 under his helmet but you know the double take head movement still reveals him
I cant stop thinking about this
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
PLS I WANT TO FLIRT WITH HIM SO BAD
because he definitely wants to put out a vibe that he's confident and his fun and teasing (he definitely THINKS he's like gojo in this aspect)
but as soon as you throw it back at him??? he's melted. takuma ino floor puddle. holy shit did you really just flirt back?? he's blushing. what's he supposed to do now again? he's got a syrupy smile and he's trying not to giggle with his excitement.
he's such a dork it's so wholesome i love him i'd like to kiss his whole face your honor
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just-jordie-things · 3 months
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JJK CHARACTERS AS THE OFFICE QUOTES
Gojo:
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Yuji:
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Megumi:
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Nobara:
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Choso:
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Nanami:
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Shoko:
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Geto:
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I hope you enjoy this
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
these are so perfect (and now i wanna rewatch the office)
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