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Choso headcanons :)
okokok here's some random stuff i came up with.
choso would try very hard to learn how to do your hair for you. he usually has his hair up in buns, right? so he'll happily do that for you. but also will take the time to learn how to braid, or use tools like a curler/straightener to style it the way you like. even on days you don't necessarily style it, he also loves to just brush it for you. i think he'd find the action sweet and intimate.
always lets you try to food he makes (when eating in) or orders (when eating out) and would never get annoyed if you eat more of his food than your own. in fact i think he'd find it adorable <3
100,000,000% will get a matching tattoo with you. big or small, meaningful or silly/cute. if you suggest it he's booking an appt with his regular artist right away.
also he has a favorite tattoo artist that has done most of his sleeves and some others on his back and legs. choso loves tattoos. what he likes most about his are that you like to mindlessly trace them from time to time when you're lounging around together.
doting partner. never slacks off on the chores. never makes you feel like you're doing most of the work. often surprises you with a perfectly clean house and dinner cooking on the stove when he's home before you and has time to spare.
and speaking of doting. he's there for anything you need company for. a nail appt? he's chatting with your technician and playing pokemon go. grocery shopping? without fail, what a great excuse for walking around and holding your hand. gotta run to the pharmacy? he's happy to drive you and wait with you. no matter what you're doing, he's grateful to spend time with you.
he's more perceptive than most people give him credit for. but he can read your expression in a second. even if you're quick to go blank, he'll catch that frown or wince or shock before you've even realized you'd made that face out loud. if it's stress, he's holding your hand or wrapping an arm around your waist. if you're reacting to something that just happened but are trying to be subtle about it, he'll smirk and follow your line of sight to see what had caught your attention. wordlessly, the two of you will practically gossip between yourselves.
ok last one on my mind. choso is a reptile person. he would definitely have a beardie or maybe a leopard gecko or a ball python or something. and he'd love that little thing. coos and baby talks it when it eats well or is just sittin in it's enclosure basking. if you're not a reptile person he'd be understanding and keep the enclosure somewhere that you won't see often and get creeped out. but if you are a reptile person he would be ecstatic to see you spend some enrichment time with the little creature. (i'm totally not projecting myself here hehehe)
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i just have to dump all this jjk x sanrio crossover art here bcuz omg i’m such a sanrio girlie and these. are. too. precious. good morning this is how i spent my whole morning <3 (more in the reblogs mobile wants me to eat shit and die)
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Jordie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
HERE YALL GOOOO
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MY GOD THO IM SPEECHLESS IM JUST GAPING AT MY PHONE IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TYPING JUST STARING AT PICTURE JUSY LOOKING AT PICTURE JUST BREATHING JN POCTURE
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me 🤝 reading xreader fics of characters from anime i have never watched
#i’m looking at you bluelock#and one piece except i’ll never watch it#too long#n my bf rambles to me abt it so#jordie says stuff
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once again my boss’s boss will be comin around and i hope so bad he solidifies my new wage/position !!! everyone pray for me to get a big raise and i will cure my own writers block 😭 🫶
#i really don’t wanna quit this job#but if they won’t give me a proper wage then girl bye !!!!#jordie says stuff
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Takuma Ino cannot eat spicy food.
He just can't. He tried because there was one dish Nanami recommended, but he failed. He cannot, FOR THE LIFE OF HIM, eat anything with a Scoville rating of 100+ (Bell Peppers lol)
That is until he finds out that you absolutely love spicy food. It doesn't have to be spicy during every meal, obviously, but damn, a delicious steaming hot pot of spicy kimchi and you're in heaven.
You tell him about this new restaurant that only serves spicy food. Even chilis in their salads. And of course, being 1000% whipped for you, Takuma agrees to go with you, a little reluctantly but as soon as you call it a 'casual date' he's over the moon. Casual? WTV, IT IS A DATE, THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.
Cue to you both sitting at the table with your food and eating away. You're enjoying it greatly, the food is good and it's so well seasoned and the spice is just right in all the great ways. But opposite of you Takuma starts to tear up, he tries to order the least spicy thing but he knows nothing about chilis and their spices and he ends up getting something really spicy. He's dying, crying, fully red in the face.
As soon as you notice that you immediately tell him to stop. Cute innocent Y/N, you think he might just be allergic to one of the ingredients, so you quickly pay and leave the restaurant, ready to RUSH to the pharmacy to get him any medicine he needs. But as soon as you're out of the door and the cool air hits him he is SO EMBARRASSED. He hesitantly and very shyly admits that he can't handle any spice and that's why he never eats anything but he went because you seemed so happy.
It makes your heart burst, you're afraid it might jump out of your chest. You already had a crush on him, suggesting this spicy dinner as some kind of date, but THIS? HIS DEDICATION TO JUST MAKE YOU HAPPY? That fully sold you.
You feel insanely bad tho that he suffered like this just for you and you treat him to some ice cream because milk helps with spice. While you eat your ice cream (you both enjoy different flavors) you ask him if he feels a little better. Takuma, that little shit, pouts and says no, his lips and tongue are still hurting. "I think I need you to kiss it better."
FLUSTERED AND BLUSHING AS HELL you shove him away, but he sees the smile on your lips. Eventually, he leans in and kisses you. You both can taste each other's ice cream afterward, and even with all the pain and suffering from the spicy chillis Takuma has to admit this was the most perfect date he could have wished for.
(THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A BRAINROT; NOT AN ENTIRE SHORT DRABBLE; HELP?)
~ Nanami Flowershop anon
LOVE THIS THIS IS SO HIM THAT I SWEAR I PICTURED WHOLE MANGA PANELS OF THIS HAPPENING LMFAO he's such a loser with a crush i love him so so much
he's panting and doubled over outside with his hands on his knees- people passing by totally think he's about to vom right there- but even through heavy gasps of the relieving cool air, he's all "i'm good! i'm ok! don't worry!" in the sweetest, most unconvincing way ever
he's such a dork i luv him so much he's best bf material fr
#i'm smiling over this so much IM THE LOSER#nanami flowershop anon#ino brainrot#takuma ino x reader#jordie says stuff
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Megumi never found out why or when he got here. He just remembered that he got knocked out during a battle, and that he woke up in another world, one where curses Never existed.
It wasn't the strangest part yet, because somehow he wasn't living in Japan anymore. He lived overseas.
Now, he was just a normal student, not a sorcerer, not anything he was before.
But life was just as hellish in this world as it was in the one he came from.
Megumi knew what other people said behind his back.
"Weirdo"
"Emo"
"Asian kid"
And so on. That was, until one day, you walked up to him. You were the first one to act kindly around him.
Needless to say, he grew quite fond of you.
You spent hours talking togheter, and Megumi couldn't help the feeling he got each time you talked about your passions and hobbies.
The way your eyes sparkled, the excitement bubbling in your voice, the energy that bursted out of you.
He couldn't help but feel jealous.
Because, apart from sorcery, he never had any hobbies, or passion.
He never had time to think about that.
Megumi never realised how abnormal his life actually was, how many experiences he never got to experience, how much there was still to discover for him.
Until one day, where his world literally came crushing down.
You were talking to him like usual, when you brought up the argument of a new manga you were reading.
"It's called Jujutstu Kaisen if you're interested, it's really good".
"Jujutsu?"
"Yeah. Jujutsu Kaisen. I can lend you the first volume if you want."
Megumi stared at the volume in his hands, completely frozen in place.
There was no fucking way.
He then realised. There was a connection between the two worlds he had lived in.
In one of those, his life was a fucking manga.
His whole world. His friends. His life.
It was all the imagination of someone else.
A lie.
"Megumi? You fine? You look like you just saw a ghost or something."
Your words snapped him back to reality.
"Yeah, I'm fine" he muttered.
"I'ts just that I never thought you would have read this"
"You know jujutstu?"
".....yeah....".
You paused for a second, surprised by his answer.
"Soooo.... What's your fave? Y'know, your favourite character".
What was he supposed to say?
Megumi stayed silent for a bit, before answering: " No one in particular. Yours?"
He couldn't deny that he was curious.
It was probably Gojo, or Geto.
"Me? Megumi, hands down"
"What?"
Megumi froze in place. He was your favourite character. He was actually loved by someone.
"Why do you like him"
"Let's see..." You began " First of all, you can't deny it, he's Hella gorgeous. Like, dude is just too handsome to resist. His techniques are badass. And his personality and character development are amazing."
".... Really?..." His voice was almost whisper.
"I never met someone that liked Megumi before..." He then said.
"Really? He's pretty popular. Of course, not on Gojo levels, but still."
Right then, a new strange feeling blossomed in Megumi's chest.
People actually liked him. He made people happy.
But maybe it felt so good because he knew that you liked him.
He wasn't a hero. He wasn't even a sorcerer anymore.
But he never expected to be an idol to someone.
He never expected people from another world to love him.
Seeing you, right now, as you talked about why you loved him, was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Even though you will never know who he truly is.
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Here it is! My second Megumi one shot.
It is based on one of my previous brainrots.
Hope you like it!
love this so so much. comforting my comfort character is just so fluffy it's making my insides turn into cotten hehe
very well done thank you for sharing with us!! so sweet!!
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have you seen the reverse trope writing prompts post? bc all i can think about when seeing the "really nice guy who hates only you" is yuta, like..... he's not being mean to you (my golden retriever baby boy could never), just being not-so-discreetly ignoring you despite the fact that you guys literally have the same group of friends
omg i have but like lemme take this one step further....
you come along and yuuta is crushing... he becomes so infatuated with you that you're all he talks about, all he thinks about
... and toge is kinda fed up with it.
don't get him wrong! you're super nice and cute and funny... he gets why yuuta is full on simping, but if he has to hear about you one more time he's going to go crazy.
so he tells texts yuuta that you're a huge gossip, and you may act nice but you spread wild and nasty rumors about everyone. and nastiest of all the things you said about yuuta... he even comes up with some fake rumors on the spot to drive the point home. hypocrite.
and so yuuta avoids you like the plague. he has to!! you're so friendly he'll get drawn into the act... because it must all be an act... right? his best friend wouldn't lie to him....
wait bonus points if toge did this out of jealousy bc he saw u first
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yuuta <3
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Okay okay okay, I know we talked a lot about shy and flustered Gumi in the past.
But hear me out, this just came to my mind:
You're on a mission with Megumi, something happens that causes you two to argue, and since you don't like arguing with him you try to defuse the tension by saying "Ooooh, you just wanna kiss me" with a mocking tone.
Well, Megumi was angry, so he didn't have the usual level of shyness to get flustered, instead he just responds with "and what about it?", before you can even reply or have any chance to process his words he steps forward and kisses you.
Needless to say for the entire way back you're TOMATO FACED, shy and flustered, hanging on your phone, double-triple-quadraple texting Yuji and the gang "GUYS GUYS WTF I SAID 'OH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD' IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK"
Meanwhile Megumi seems composed, but internally he's panicking just as much, HE JUST KISSED YOU WHEN HE HASNT EVEN CONFESSED TO YOU YET LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
IDK but this just seems like such good rom-com wholesome crack material
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
KISSING UR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN MWAH MWAH MWAH
god i swear he'd kiss the absolute life out of you, he's definitely the type to push his hands into your hair and cradle your head and it's firm and demanding but it's so gentle and tender?? he gives you the kind of kiss that takes your breath away so fast you're swooning and your foot pops in the air and you're pawing at his chest in some weak attempt to ground yourself and it's steamy as fuck. it's the whirlwind of pure carnal desire and impatience- and just as quickly as it's happened, it's already over. maybe reality settles in his mind again, or maybe he's just completely depleted his lungs of oxygen, but he's pulling away and neither one of you say a word after that.
that car ride feels like an eternity
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there’s nothing for y’all to learn here, i’m pretty openly obsessive on this blog <3
but i am 5’4!
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Okay. So. Imagine having a crush on Yuta and pining for years, but then Shibuya happens. And all your butterflies turn into vicious flies when you hear he's back. But to execute Itadori. Huh?! Sure it was just a crush that you had on him for now and not to sound cheeky but?!?!?! You know him. And you know he is better than being so easily persuaded like this?!
And then you meet him on the rooftop where he was waiting for Itadori to wake up. Sure, it's a relief when you hear his explanation on what actually was going on but you're more intrigued. Intrigued by the little girl hiding behind him.
Now you know what I'm about to say next but come on jordie!! Our fandom deserves a fic where the reader and Yuta adapt the girl and become her unofficial parents (and it can be sort of like gojo-megumi parallel with yuta and you. And who knows if the girl is sorcerer? She could see curses and rika, I mean.) All we know is bonding over this little angel can finally bring an end to their pining 😫 and they both too, with time, just accept their feelings or basically yuta swooning over you when your motherly instincts come out and being too obvious with it hah! He's a simple man afterall.
Gahhhhhhh this would be soooooo cute how is it not written out allready hwhwjauijwhwyyeudososo >.<
>>>Rizzlord anon.
what rizzlord believe me when i say I HAVE THIS FIC IN THE WORKS DUDE!!!!! I WROTE SOMETHING WITH THIS PREMISE AND NOW IM HYPE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU !!!!! minus the little girl part haha but AWWW
((but also pls know i wrote this like a month ago and it's been sitting in my drafts i don't want you to think i stole this idea i honestly thought it'd be so fun to write since i read that portion of the manga))
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It’s a miracle but you and Takuma manage to survive all the shit that is thrown at you. Shibuya, the culling games, defeating Sukuna. The balance between curses and sorcerers returns and you ask him to retire with you. You cannot stand the thought of losing him or him losing you.
You both retire from sorcery together and honor your late mentor by building a house on a secluded beach in Malaysia, where you live happily ever after. You, Takuma and your children: Kento and Yu.
~ Nanami flowershop anon
UR PUTTING ME IN MY INO FEELS NOW TOOOOO 😭
(i have to decide if i’m writing today or doing my xmas shopping……….. it’s a lose lose)
ok some dad!ino headcanons bc i can’t get it out of my mind now
also ino would be the cutest dad 🥺 like the ideal dad 🥺
🥺 he rough houses with his kids and let’s them paint his nails poorly and tug his hair into uneven pigtails.
🥺 spoils them WAY too much but they’re so good for him he always claims they deserve it and you can’t argue.
the kind of dad that loves cooking a big breakfast and will make shapes out of pancakes and line up strawberries and chocolate chips in big smiley faces 🥺
🥺 he definitely doesn’t have a filter so he definitely bribes your kids not to tell you what he said when he stubbed his toe and not to repeat that word… they just giggle and accept candy as a form of payment
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going to my bf for fanfic writing advice is always so fun. sometimes he's helpful. sometimes he says stuff like "write more about his abs" and honestly y'all i can't disagree
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chosos space buns? here for it. choso with his hair down?? a fucking serve. choso with his hair chopped? king is at it again. choso i love you and your hair and your beautiful hard body. that is all <3
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