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askaceattorney · 3 years

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Turnabout Memories

Hello and hap’piraki, everyone!

(Whoa... Déjà vu.)

Now that we’re finally nearing the end of this (*twitch, twitch*) year, and now that I’m preparing to step off this blog for a time, I’d like to take a moment to reminisce about all the ground we’ve covered since the day I first discovered the uniquely fun experience of Ask Ace Attorney.

It all began a few years ago when...

Oh, right -- this’ll probably be pretty lengthy, so I’ll continue below the cut.

It all began a few years ago when I discovered Ask Ace Attorney through a Google search. I don’t remember most of the details, but when I first found out about a blog that attempts to bring video game characters to life through blog posts and the power of imagination, I thought the idea was both strange...and amazing.

I’d only recently started getting into Ace Attorney at the time (after seeing Matthew Taranto’s hilarious mashup between it and the Kirby series), so I decided to send in a few letters and see if they’d get an answer. Sure enough, a few months later, I saw the first response to one of them! It was a pretty exciting feeling, to say the least.

I’d share that letter response here, but unfortunately, it included my real name, so we’ll have to save it for later. For now, here are a couple of the earliest ones from me: a deeply emotional one from Dahlia to Iris (a little far-fetched, maybe, but I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING, THE MOD), and a short, punny one from Moe to Phoenix. Not surprisingly, I enjoyed seeing the characters react to them in ways I found believable as much as I enjoyed writing these and several other letters. I knew the Mod (the only moderator here at the time) wasn’t affiliated with Capcom, but his character portrayals were spot-on each time, and my creative spark and love for Ace Attorney received some constant fuel for a while thanks to this blog.

And then...this happened. For a brief moment, I thought about how fun it would be to see if I could do what the Mod had been doing for so long, but then I decided it’d probably be better to leave it in someone else’s hands. Sure, I was a huge fan of Ace Attorney and its loveable characters, but did I really love them enough to pretend to be them on a hugely popular blog? Naaah.

I went over the rest of that story once before, so I’ll just give a brief recap here: my friend the Modthorne won the audition to become the next de Modder, I asked her if I could join, and then it ended up just being me here, followed by Mods Paups, Kristoph, and Maya. That’s the way we became the Ask Ace Attorney bunch.

So, when I first made my debut as the Commode Co-Mod, my only real strategy for answering letters was to emulate the Mod's style. I honestly wondered if I could accurately portray so many different personalities in a believable way, but, with a few hiccups along the way, I somehow managed to pull it off to some degree. I also started developing my own style and becoming less conscientious about how my portrayals looked (that definitely took some time, though), and worrying less about the blog’s popularity and overall performance review. That, I believe, was a big part of what made both of those steadily rise over time, until we ended up reaching and surpassing 12,000 followers! (I’m still geekin’ out about that one.) Just relaxing and going with the flow made things a lot easier for me, and apparently helped Ask Ace Attorney reach its current level of popularity. Something tells me that choice paid off in the end, and thank goodness.

I of course have to give credit to the popularity of Ace Attorney and its characters, as well as the Mod for giving me and the other moderators so much material to start off with, but I sure never expected my role in helping to build the Ace Attorney fandom’s strength and size to be quite this large. Heck, just getting to create things for so many people is a huge honor, so...what can I say to that, except a huge thank you to Capcom and the Mod?

Don’t worry, I’ll get to thanking all of you in just a moment. ; )

So, anyway, that’s all the general stuff. Let’s talk about the highlights of the last three years, now, shall we?

My first holiday-related post was an April Fool’s Day one, so let’s start there. We came close to hearing about Phoenix’s lawyer camp incident...

...gave a few of the characters a chance to ask some questions of their own...

...had a little run-in with some of the bad guys...

...and briefly opened the window into some characters’ minds.

We sure didn’t fool around when it came to fooling around, did we?

Then there was Halloween. We dealt with a creeper in the darkness...

...let one of the lesser-known characters go on a brief venture beyond the fourth wall...

...let some characters switch outfits and personalities for a short while...

...and paid homage to a classic interactive cartoon by letting them give out candy.

We sure had our fill of sweets and spooks, didn’t we?

And then there was Christmas, which included some of my favorite content. We enjoyed a musical performance by several members of the Ace Attorney cast...

...a less flattering musical performance by yours truly...

...a short play taking place in Pearls’s dreams...

...and a fan-made song parody about a non-canon (but believable) incident involving Phoenix and a reindeer.

(Sorry if that image cursed anyone for life, by the way.)

I don’t know about you, but I loved every bit of our holiday hijinks.

And of course, we can’t leave out some of the great moments that occurred on non-holidays, including Her Benevolence falling victim to a classic comedy gag...

...Pearls meeting herself from a different time period somehow...

...Apollo taking a trip to the Pokemon world in his dreams...

...Athena getting tricked into thinking she had passed on briefly...

...Trucy getting caught red-handed by Arnold Schwarzenegger himself...

...and, uh...this thing happening to Iris.

No idea what I was thinking back then. Sometimes you just have to go with the moment.

Not to mention one letter response that received an unexpected explosion of popularity. Edgeworth always did know how to drop a sass bomb, didn’t he? And one moment I’ll likely never forget is the letter regarding Athena’s hair. For the record, I thought the shorter hairstyle looked okay, but somehow I didn’t think she would feel the same way. Make of that what you will. X )

Of course, it wasn’t all fun times and laughter -- I ended up stepping on some toes by accident, making a few jokes in bad taste, struggling to keep a balance between blogging and the real world, and...well...

...that happened. I don’t regret a moment of it, though, because if Ace Attorney (and life) have taught me anything, it’s that powering through the less enjoyable moments in life is what makes us stronger, and what makes the good times that much more enjoyable.

But out of all the fun, hilarious, thought-provoking, and deeply touching moments that stood out in the last three years of blogging, the one I would say I enjoyed the most is this one. It was my first attempt at responding to a letter in character (with one of the biggest “characters” in the series, no less), but, as with many of my letter responses, it also included some of me in it -- specifically, the part where Athena tries to sound optimistic, but not too prideful. That was the sort of attitude I wanted to have whenever I answered letters -- I wanted to keep the fun and creativity of Ace Attorney and its characters going without injecting too much of myself into it. The series wasn’t mine, after all, and neither was the blog, so my main goal was simply to sound like the characters.

And with that in mind, let me just say this: If any of these letters (even one of them) have made you smile or laugh on an unpleasant day, made you think about things from a different perspective, or simply helped you suspend your disbelief for a moment and believe you’re actually talking to someone from a video game, then my goal has been reached.

Anyway, I didn’t mean for this to be my goodbye speech (I’m saving that for later). What it is is a sincere thank you for the fun and creativity that I and the rest of the moderators were able to engage in with all of you, thanks to our shared love of Ace Attorney, its characters, and its unique humor and depth. Every last piece of witty dialogue, every picture, every song, and every custom sprite (the last of which can be found here), was inspired by your creativity and willingness to participate in this imaginative collaboration work.

I hope you’ve enjoyed it at least half as much as I have. You guys are awesome.

-The Co-Mod

#Mod Post #Co Mod #Mod Commentary #Feel free to share any of your favorite moments that I missed

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mahbonesmccoy · 5 years

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Valentine's surprise (Severus/reader one shot)

So sorry. I know Valentine's day is over but naaah. Better late than nothing. Here's my one shot of Sevy the bean queen.

In February 14, 2012, I forced myself to work during midnight. I am a professor and I sadly have no time for Valentine's day. I dont even have a partner anyway! During that time, I risked my health just so I could finish my unchecked papers. I've been procrastinating for the past few weeks because of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows! I was sort of... Not satisfied. Voldemort's death is rendered differently and it frustrates me but Snape's death made me weep like a babe.

As I finally finished my work in 2 A.M, there's an odd noise coming from my Garden. I suddenly felt strange and scared and so I grabbed a kitchen knife and sneaked out to my garden. To my surprise, I saw a figure laying down on the grassy ground. He was clad in black and... So familiar. I immediately dropped my knife elsewhere and rushes towards the man to help him.

I accidentally touched his neck and I heard a little noise coming out from his mouth. "Sorry." I muttered and I suddenly realised that my hand was stainted with blood! Panicking, I slowly roll the man to lay him down on his back properly for me to check his wounds and.... I went silent. Am I dreaming? What is this?! I slapped myself so hard that it hurts so much and enough to wake me up but I didn't!

After my self-realization, I immediately and carefully guide him inside my house and put him down on the couch. I can't believe it's Alan Rickman in my Garden dressed as Snape! I rushed to my bathroom and took my medical kit to tend his wounds on his neck. Again, with sudden realisation, he was bitten by a snake. His chances might be thin and I'm no doctor. But I also can't risk to let anyone or the public, in general, see him!

I crossed my fingers during the days I took care of him and hopefully he will be fine. He slept well after 3 days of suffering yet he was still pale and sick. 4 days later, I decided to abandon my sleep schedule again so he can rest on my bed and I can do my work all night long. Unfortunately, I was very sleepy and I nearly slept on my desk if Mr. Rickman or Snape didn't appear behind me, pointing his wand at me with a threatening look.

"Who are you. I dont wish to sound ungrateful but I want answers." He said with his usual deep voice. Panicking, I jumped out of my chair and raised both of my hands.

"Im no threat, believe me. You just suddenly appeared at my Garden!"

"... I see. But you haven't answered my question yet."

"(y/n)"

"Interesting... A muggle. Where's my cloak? I need to go back to Hogwarts." He rushed back to my room and then headed towards my garden and before he could even set foot outside, I immediately put myself in front of him and pushed him away gently.

"Nope. You are not going outside. Besides, the war is over and you can't go back! Everyone thinks you're dead."

"...." He went silent and pointed his wand at me again. "How.. Did.. You.. Know.. About... Me being... Dead?"

Oh fuck.

"Look I have so many things to explain and please.. Dont avada Kedavra me. Im telling the truth. You can even use Legilimens on me!"

"And how in Merlin's beard did you know all about this.. When you're a... Muggle?"

"I told you I have lots of things to explain.. Sit down."

And so I told him that night and he was... Utterly silent. He was trying so hard to let everything sink in. I showed him the movies and the books and I can see he was very angry, but then he bottled it all up.

"It make sense." He said.

"Make sense what?"

"I can't see what's inside your head and its completely black."

He stayed in my home for a year. I enjoyed his company and he surprisingly enjoyed mine too. I was blushing secretly every night time, remembering how he looks good on a white shirt and pants. March 15, 2012, we were sitting together on my couch whilst he was reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. Meanwhile, I was reading a textbook about histories of Russia. I still need to study more of it..

Snape dropped the book harshly on the table and he suddenly.... Snapped. His emotions devoured him and he cried in front of me. Quickly, I sat beside him and gave him a tight hug which he gladly took it and sobbed on my shoulder. He repressed many emotions and I couldn't comprehend how much it hurts to be isolated and abused.

"It's okay now.. You're fine." I whispered, caressing his jet black hair with my hand as I held his head gently.

"That damn author. She made my life miserable... " He mumbled.

"Shhh. Despite all of it... Harry Potter appreciates you in the end. All is well."

After his outburst, he doesn't look like stressed anymore. Instead, he looked well and finally at peace. He actually smiled at me everyday whenever I talked about theaters, history and what ever interests me. I even convinced him to let me tie his hair and he surprisngly loved it. He didn't really mind staying all day at my house while I was at work. We read and eat together as well and I suddenly had a mission every day to make him laugh which I did successfully. And during christmas eve, we were enjoying our moment together by singing along with christmas songs!

I could not forget the smile on his face while we sing. Then the music changed into a slow, melancholic tone version of 'Let it snow'

"May I?" He said, offering his hand.

"Thought you hate to dance?"

"Not with you at least." He smiled.

I bit my cheek inside as I took his hand and then we start to dance slowly. Goodness, he's out of character and I'm kinda proud that I'm the reason of his sudden change. Out of height difference, we were embracing eachother instead of doing the proper position of waltz. We just danced together as silence engulfs us.

Little did I know... It would be our last moment.

Next day, 10:00 PM, he was standing in front of me, fidgeting his fingers.

"My neck wounds are reopening itself."

"What?! Since when? I can heal it!"

"No need... Im going to be fine. I'm sick of living but you taught me how to live my life rightly. But now... We must part for I dont belong in this world."

"No.. No no no.. You're staying here.. I dont want you to die." I said, standing so close to him that I can feel his breath.

"I will always die in the end. It's what the book says. I know you hate it so much but you can just... Open the book and read all over again. And I will be with you. Not in front of you.. But here." He said, pointing my heart. "And you have Alan Rickman." He chuckled.

"Oh for god's sake, he doesn't know me." I giggled but I still can't repress my sadness.

"Well at least he will remind you of me."

I'm on the edge and his words are pushing me off. Without hesitation, I wrapped my arms around him and sobbed on his chest. "Please don't go... "

"I have to.. " He whispered weakly, his jaw resting upon my head and his arms protectively wrapped around me.

We sat down together on my couch for the last time while I leaned against his shoulder. I felt like I'm such a sissy for being silent but I still managed to say something to him one last time.

"Leave a souvenir for me.. Will you?" And I, sadly, fell asleep. And the last thing I heared from him is,

"Sleep well.. "

In the morning, I was cuddling a pillow on the couch and I was holding something, tightly and unconciously. Slowly, I sat up and look around. He's definetly not here anymore and it's probably a very long dream of mine. I look at the thing that I was holding and... My heart skipped a beat. So he's real.

His wand.

Fin.

#harry potter #severus snape #alan rickman #fanfic #x reader #muggle #reader #valentine's day

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meltedmagazine · 7 years

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AN INTERVIEW WITH IAN RIDENHOUR

I spent the weekend with alternative rock soloist Ian Ridenhour and his band as they prepared for and performed at Panoply Music Festival in Huntsville, Alabama. Ian took on the main stage of the downtown art festival at 3:45 PM, and was the first performer of the day to play original music. His energetic set lasted until around 5:00 PM. Afterwards, we hung out for a few hours as I photographed him and his recently-added vocalist Rain Lupia on my Nikon F3 Camera with a roll of 400 ISO Kodak gold film. In fact, I took photos of Ian and his band (which comprised of Ian Ridenhour, Rain Lupia, Jameson Ridenhour, James Kylen, and Brennan Dugan) over the span of three days: the Friday before, the Saturday of, and the Sunday after. On Friday, I loaded up my camera with 24 exposures of Holga black and white film and shot relaxation after preparation. After finishing that roll on Saturday morning, I decided to go with my tried and true Kodak gold film. On Sunday, as we drove away from Huntsville and back to our town of Asheville, I kept the gold in my Nikon and shot some frames at rest stops and gas stations.

Who are you?

Some asshole. Naaah I’m Ian Ridenhour. I’m a 16 year-old, Asheville-based musician. I’ve been playing music for about ten years. This is what I’ve always done, this is what I always want to do.

What are your roots? When did you begin writing, playing with a band, and performing?

I was primarily a drummer. At age one and a half or two, I started beating on pots and pans, really more around three I guess. Just pretending to be Mick Fleetwood from Fleetwood Mac. I loved it. For my fourth christmas, my parents got me a drum set and I took off. I played drums all the time, it was my favorite thing to do. When I was around six, my dad decided it would be fun to start playing in a band. My dad and I played as a duo for a while, just doing tiny little shows, and it was more of a novelty than anything else, like “Look at this six year old kid who can play the drums! Isn’t that cool?” And then, at age seven I wrote my first song, which is difficult without a melodic instrument. It’s really really hard. When I wrote that first song I knew I had to learn something else so that I was able to songwrite, as well. It took me forever not just to write it but to explain what was happening in my head. So I taught myself piano at age eight or nine. I fell in love with the piano. And just as a band leader, that’s much easier to write and perform on. That has become my main instrument recently. We added a saxophone player to the band that my dad and I were in. We called it “Blind Mice”. We played around Bismarck, ND where I was living at the time. Super fun. Later on i was paying with different bands and experimenting more with different combinations of musicians and started working as a solo artist around age 13 or 14.

Right, because you wrote some songs for your first album at that time, around 13 or 14?

Yeah, I recorded the first album in 2014, and the first song off of the album, Along the Lines of Fairytales, I recorded when I was 14 and wrote it when I was 12. It wasn’t the first song I ever released but we’re going to pretend like that first song never existed.

What do you want out of music/ the music industry? What does success look like to you?

Man, it could be a lot of different things. Honestly, right now, I’m just having fun. Music is so much fun, and playing with the people that I play with is just a gift. I feel really truly honored to be able to play with such incredible musicians and have people feel like my music is worth listening to. It feels so good, being on stage feels so good. Ultimately, as long as I’m doing that, I’m going to be happy. The goal is to, y’know, I want to be touring, I want to be playing on a bigger level, for wider audiences across the country and the world. I’ve always wanted to travel with my music. Honestly, the music industry, especially in Asheville, is incredibly kind and welcoming and supportive and I just want to be a part of it. And I’m really happy that I am.

Asheville! What’s the music scene like there?

It’s super kind and compassionate. There are so many talented musicians, and in towns where you’ve got so much talent, it’s hyper competitive. When you get into towns with bigger music scenes, everyone is looking out for themselves. And I can’t really blame them for that, I get it. In Asheville, it’s so not that vibe at all. Everyone is so kind and generous and want s to support each other.I feel like I've said that in three or four different phrasings already, but it’s true! All of the people in the scene here are just the most compassionate people. They’re so willing to accept you into their environment, an take your under their wing. As a younger musician where it’s traditionally much harder to get into venues, and harder to be treated as a professional, it’s a gift to have such a wonderful community around me. And these guys are crazy talented. Asheville is just full of killer players. It’s a blast playing with them.

What bands/artists influence your sound the most?

Like everything? Haha! The obvious comparisons that a lot of people make are Ben Folds, Billy Joel (to a degree). There’s some weirder influences. One of the quotes that we use in press kits is, a friend of mine described my sound as “like Jack White and Ben Folds had a baby”. I listen to a lot of -- honestly it’s harder to describe specific influences and more just things that I listen to. I feel like I try to incorporate little pieces of everything that I listen to into my music. So, The Accidentals, for sure. Elbow is an influence, Fall Out Boy, Panic at The Disco, all of the emo bands that everyone used to listen to. I still listen to them. But they’ve got merit to them. They’ve got interesting songwriting, and that style is something I take from. Even bands like Twenty-One Pilots or whatever. My sound is nothing like them. But lyrically, they’re very interesting. I take from Icarus the Owl, in terms of rhythmic feel. I listen to Alt-J, July Talk, Dead Sara, Wolf Alice, I just try to listen to a lot of different styles. I listen to-- I’m sure I could go on for hours -- older bands, too, like I grew up on The Police, Rush, and stuff like that. That was definitely an influence.

I saw a guy, in the audience of the band who performed before you at Panoply, who had a Rush T-Shirt on --

Doing all of the air drumming! Dude that was awesome. I love people like that. He was super cool.

Tell us about the “National Public Mother Fucking Radio” sticker on your piano. What does it mean to you?

That was a birthday gift from David LaMotte. It was a birthday show I was playing at the White Horse, and he was guesting on the set. I’m friends with BJ Leiderman who composes a fair amount of the National Public Radio theme songs. He’s a super cool guy. David is friends with him, and he’s a part of the community. David thought it would be funny to give me that sticker for my birthday. I loved it! I stuck it on my piano. I’m want to get more sticker for my piano. So if you have any cool band stickers and you want to send them my way, anyone who is reading this, please do.

You mentioned the White Horse. Is that your favorite venue or do you have any other venues that you love?

Oh yeah, absolutely. Each venue has its merits, and there’s definitely things that I like about other venues in Asheville but The White Horse has always been a home for me. I live really close to there, I’m really really good friends with the owners, I helped run social media there for a while. The White Horse is so cool. They've got such a welcoming environment. They do so much for the community. They are absolutely incredible. If you’re in Asheville, and the white horse is a bit of a drive, you should still go. It’s worth the drive. It’s a great sounding room. My band sounds the best they ever do in that room.

You recently added another singer, Rain Lupia, to the mix. Why did you decide to incorporate another voice? How’s it been with another vocal performer alongside you?

I have always worked with vocalists. I have always liked working with vocalists. I’ve been doing that since I first started out as a solo artist. I’d have people come in and guest on a couple of tunes, and it was more convenience than anything. I’ve thought about adding harmonies for a while, but I’ve never had a consistent singer to do that because I’ve been working around with other people. But Rain lives close, she knows the music, and she sounds awesome on it. So it was more of a logical step. And it’s great. I love having the backup vocals. It’s great. And I want to add more as we work with her more. It’s really super fun having that extra piece to the band.

How was Panoply?

It was fun! It was super fun. I had a lot of fun. It was so hot, man it was really hot. But it was fun! Yeah it was not exactly what I expected but I’m not really sure what I expected so that’s not really an accurate reference point. But the crowds were great, the people were really friendly, the art was super cool. It was a lot of fun walking around and seeing everything that was going on. I saw a martial arts display where they were breaking through wooden boards that had “bullying” and “peer pressure” painted on them, which is a cool little touch, I saw a street magician pull a specific card out of a deck with his mouth and fold it over in his mouth, my drummer almost bought a shark on a stick. Outside of the actual festival itself, which was super cool, it was a blast. It was the biggest stage I’ve ever performed on. I was super honored to be there. We’ve never really played festivals before. It was great. I got to perform in front of a lot of my family who had never seen me perform before. My cousin was going to go to a wedding and ditched at the last second because she wanted to see me perform.

That’s dedication. And that’s dedication for you, too. You’re at a point now to where you and your extended family will drive six hours to perform.

Yea! I’ve been out of school for several years now, and this is just what I've always wanted to do. The fact that we get to do it now is just -- well my dad is in the band, my mom is essentially my manager. I don’t think its ever really been a question that if we could do it we would do it. It’s wonderful to have their support, and I’m really grateful that they made the drive. Because, y’know, I’m not driving at all, I’m just sitting in a car for six hours, which is easy for me.I get to sleep! But yeah we’re really committed to this and we want to see it go far.

Do you listen to more tangible means of music, like cassettes, records, or CD’s or are you more of a digital guy?

Y’know, I really am more of a digital guy. I understand the merit of the older stuff, an I’ve always been fascinated by the analog vs. digital argument. Overall, digital is much easier. It allows me to store more music with me at a time. It’s primarily convenience. I just love having my iPod with a ton of music on me. I do most of my recordings for other musicians [who will play in the band] on my voice memos to just send it over, I’ve got the album on there, which we were listening on the way down [to Panoply] to get familiar with it. We’ve also got CDs, and my family does listen to records in the living room, which is super fun. I get the appeal of records, it’s a much warmer sound. It provides a good atmosphere, and it’s an experience. Digital music is more . . . it’s anywhere, it’s anytime, it’s more flexible.

An artist, album, or song that makes you feel a heavy dose of nostalgia?

Fall out Boy. I listened to Fall out Boy in my senior year of high school. And that was right before I moved to North Carolina, so it was with all of my friends in North Dakota. It was just a blast hanging out and just blasting Folie à deux. It brings me back to them, and the people that I miss there. Rush. I grew up listening to Rush. Listening to Rush brings me back, which has its pros and cons. I usually don’t reminisce about my childhood, but it’s cool to be transported back to there.

Based on that, would you call yourself more of a nostalgic guy, or are you more forward-driven?

It’s always been drive forward. Not to be shitting all over your focus on nostalgia, but nostalgia for me just makes me sad. I lived in North Dakota for ten years, and I made a lot of friends there. Still, a lot of that nostalgia is like “aww . . . I miss those people.” But it’s easier for me to focus on the forward. There’s a lot that’s happening in the near future, and it’s overwhelming if I don’t think about it. Not that nostalgia is bad. I’ll still play Magic the Gathering now and then, and remember “aww. . . I used to do this all the time in high school.”

What’s next for Ian Ridenhour?

After I get back, I've got three shows lined up in the next two weeks, and it’s finals week at UNCA. So shit’s crazy. But it’s fun. I’m going to keep goin’, keep playing shows, I’ve got to look at college tours soon. I’m just sort of seeing where everything takes me. I want to keep booking shows, for sure, and continue to play with people. I don’t know if and when I’m recording again, but I’ve got a lot of new music that I would love to record, so hopefully that’s in the future. We’ll see where it goes.Tune in, to, y’know, my website! It’s just my name. ianridenhour.com

LISTEN TO IAN RIDENHOUR HERE INTERVIEW + PHOTOS by AUDREY KEELIN

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love4vampires · 7 years

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ALL THE ASKS U BINCH

SURE ASSHOLE

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

it depends if i notice it

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

tbh yes (fun fact??? i once took the towels)

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

i never know

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

no?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

no thanks

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

people do that?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

a bear bc if i really survive i have that sick scars

8: Do you have freckles?

light ones

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

naaah

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

“WANT TO FIGHT” 90% of my daily spoken words

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?

yeah,,,,

13:What about pooped in the woods?

no!!!!

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

for sarcasm, yes

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

almost never

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

exactly,,, none

17: What size is your bed?

its like king size i guess?

18:What is your Song of the week?

Nausea - Craft Spells

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

yeah sure

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

yes ofc

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

in my closets bc youd never find it by all of that mess

23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

im like a B?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

either sweet chili or sour cream

25:What is your favorite food?

chili,,,

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

castle in the sky

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

jokes on you ive never been kissed

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

i was in that one camp once

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

i have pride and not that body

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

years back

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

i dont even own a car

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

sure as hell havent yet

33:Ever ran out of gas?

nooo

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

bacon in scrambled eggs,,,

36:What is your usual bedtime?

10pm

37:Are you lazy?

to a degree, yes

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

PIRATES GHOST KITTEN AND A COWBOYYYYYY

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

dragon!

40:Are you horny?

IM CONFUSED

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

my mum has for the newspaper

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

legos

43:Are you stubborn?

to a degree

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

sure as hell dont know them

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

discussable

47:Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

no????

50:Ever used a gun?

a rifle is a gun right, if yes then yes,

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

last month

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

eh idk

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

WHAT EVEN IS THAT

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

none

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

vet,,,

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

at times

58 Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

a lot

59:Take a vitamin daily?#

i should but im not

60:Wear slippers?

i refuse

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

shirt and underwear

63 First concert?

nothingness

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

i dont live in the usa

65:Nike or Adidas?

none

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos seem good

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

BAD QUESTION

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

should i?

69:Ever take dance lessons

fuck no

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

not really

71:Can you curl your tongue?

i think so yes

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

IM NOT AMERICAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

ya bc i once got an A in maths

74:Own any record albums?

75 Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

what does that mean

77: Ever been in love?

yaaaa

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

21p i guess?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

nothingness

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

hot

81:Tea or coffee?

tea

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

sugar

83: Can you swim well?

ehh

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yaaa

85:Are you patient?

i guess

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

band

87Ever won a contest?

i think,,,

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

neither

90:Can you knit or crochet?

i once knew

91:Best room for a fireplace?

uhh

92:Do you want to get married?

im 16 man

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94:Who was your HS crush?

ASSHOLES

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

no?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favorite color?

green and orange

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

my aim,,

#AAAAAAAAAAAA #took so long #squeakingmonster #asks never die right

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You both like christmas.

Stranger: santa

You: hey boo, merry xmas!!

You: santa tell me

Stranger: are u santa

You: i wish i was

You: ahahaha

You: no, r u?

Stranger: dang i wish bro

You: yeah ikr!!

Stranger: if only

You: if only what?

Stranger: if only we were santa

You: oh yeah ahaha i'm sleepy

Stranger: im hungry

You: imma cook then

Stranger: awww for me

You: yeah!! ahahah

You: what do u wanna eat?

Stranger: ur so nice

Stranger: i want chicken

You: ahahah aw!

You: okay, imma cook this :)

Stranger: awwww thank you how old are u

You: Anytime!

You: ahahah

You: um, i'm 16

You: how 'bout u?

Stranger: ooo im 18

You: ahahha may i ask ur name?

Stranger: megan

Stranger: nu

You: heyy megan! i love ur name!

You: I'm Sarah btw

Stranger: awwww thxs sarah ur so nice

You: awwww YOU are so nice!

Stranger: question ?

You: r u gonna ask me something

You: or u wanna me to ask u something?

Stranger: wanna ask something

You: if i wanna ask u something?

You: lmao i'm so sleepý

You: it seems like i'm drunk

Stranger: can i ask something and seems like im high

You: Yeah go ahead

You: ahhahah we're both high then gal

Stranger: thoughts on harry styles ?

Stranger: yassss girl

You: The most prettiest boy in whole world, yea, i'm sure

Stranger: omg i love u

You: Sending you some virtual love

You: ahahhaha

You: love ya!

Stranger: lol ur funny

Stranger: where u from

You: I do my best ahahahhaha lmao

You: I'm brazilian

You: from Brazil (no way!) ahah

Stranger: ooooo im Florida

You: Oooh us!

You: old us ahah

Stranger: haha nice

You: So, how r things over there?

Stranger: good nu

You: well, if it is ab covid, it's kinda messy

Stranger: ya true that

You: but it's stable at the same time, anyway we're fine lol

Stranger: that good

You: It could be better, u know

You: Yea yea!

Stranger: i know

Stranger: yassssss

You: So, wyd now?

Stranger: smoking nu

You: smoking what? lmao

You: i'm just listening to music, as usual i would say

Stranger: cig

Stranger: nice im also listening music

Stranger: to

You: your lung: sos lmao

You: i'm just kidding!

You: ahahha

You: what song?

Stranger: haha daddy issues nu

You: I Hope by Gabby Barret

Stranger: nice

You: It's really good, give it a listen later

Stranger: i will do that

You: And i love daddy issues, btw! quite smooth ahah

You: okay :)

Stranger: hahaha listening to it now and true tho

Stranger: wow its good

You: Right??

Stranger: i like it

You: I'm happy u like it!

Stranger: thank u babe

You: yw boo!

Stranger: so ....

You: So, how's life?

Stranger: its fine i guess just hard nu

You: When someone say that it's because things r really sucked..so do u wanna talk ab it or naaah

You: I'm okay!

Stranger: haha im chilled but thxs hun

You: ooh okay! :)

You: and anytime!

Stranger: oooo now listening to summer walker girls need love

You: I'm not sure if i know this one but imma listen to it

You: i'm just terrible at names ahahha

Stranger: its good

You: Now i'm listening to 7 years

Stranger: nice

You: I'm listeing to girls need love

Stranger: and

You: listening*

You: well, i like the vibeee

You: Ooooohhh

You: I know this song!

Stranger: now listening to LOVE

Stranger: yesssss

You: by who?

Stranger: just LOVE

Stranger: LOVE.

You: Oh like, u mean, to really love?

Stranger: Kendrick lamar

You: ooooh okay

Stranger: yasss

You: Oooh that's smooth!!

Stranger: right

You: I like it

Stranger: now zayn fingers

You: his baby's so cute! ahah

Stranger: right

You: Listening now

Stranger: enjoy

You: That's freaking good

Stranger: it is right

You: Yeaah, so underrated

Stranger: it really is

You: The comments: "If anyone says it's not about harry i will punch them" ahahahhahahaha

Stranger: now ariana grande and the weekend off the tables

Stranger: hahaha ya i say

Stranger: saw

You: Ariana's amazing!! I love her!

Stranger: i love her too

You: Listening

Stranger: and

You: i'm enjoying the song...wait

Stranger: haha yassss

You: ahahha masterpiece! :)

Stranger: right

Stranger: now sza the weekend

You: okay

Stranger: enjoy

You: doing it

Stranger: let me know when u done

You: dude ahahahah i was thinking it wa a song named SZA by The Weeknd lol

You: it was*

Stranger: it is

You: Her voice's amazing, it reminds me a brazilian singer named Iza...

Stranger: right its amazing and thats cool

You: Wait u said it is?

Stranger: if u done zayn like i would

Stranger: oh never mind

You: ooh the video's just sick!!!

You: Omg that's really good

Stranger: right

Stranger: know right

You: yaaaasss

Stranger: want more songs

You: yeah, for sure!! but do u wanna keep in touch? i gotta go now, sadly. i wish i could stay here a lil bit more but i can't..

Stranger: sure

You: snap..insta..wpp? what do u have?

Stranger: snape is melis9655 insta is x_melis420_x

You: okay! :) imma add u on both! mine's scarvalhando(sc) and @sarahcvlm (ig)

Stranger: oh and my name is melissa ya not megan it was just a joke and im actually from south africa

You: Ooh it's okay! Melissa then :) and wow, i love south africa!! I've met some people from there, they're so nice!

Stranger: added ya sorry just wanted to have fun

You: I mean, lemme rephrase, you guys r so nice!**

You: Oh it's okay, don't be sorry!

You: ahahah

You: okay imma add u back

Stranger: hahaha awww thxs ur nice

You: ahaha sure!! and aw tysm :)

Stranger: np :

You: okay so..see ya there (sc or ig, or both) :)

Stranger: :)

You: skip gal! aha

Stranger: any

You: what?

Stranger: wat

You: I had to copy ur sc and ig, that's why i sent "skip gal" ahah

Stranger: oh haha

Stranger: my profile on insta is harry styles

You: oooooh oke

You: my profile on insta is just me ahahah

Stranger: haha ya

You: anyway!! it was so nice talking to u! send me some other songs any time!

You: okay?

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