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yardsards · 3 years
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most people: "i was super proud of my OCs/ideas when i was young, but looking back, i'm embarassed by them"
me: "i was super embarassed by my OCs/ideas when i was young, but looking back, i'm proud of them"
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Character Introduction
Hello! my first little character sheet so you all can meet Delila, the main protagonist of my still untitled story. Most- if not all- of my characters are blatant self-inserts, and Delila is no exception. I identify as GF so she's kind of the embodiment of my very fem moments, and my soft cottagecore side. Anyways, here's all you need to know about her! I'll post newer versions of her character sheet later on as certain events happen in the story so I don't give you guys spoilers.
Name: Delila Amelie Lestrade
Age: 24
Hometown: Born in Atlanta GA, moved around a lot as a child.
Occupation: Forensic Psychologist. FBI agent.
Sexuality: Asexual, questioning.
Talents/Skills: Writing. Playing Uke. Can't cook at all. Great skill of falling down or bumping into things. Hands are steady in times of crisis and is very levelheaded.
Siblings (describe relationship): Theodore 'Theo' Grayson Markham. 35, older half brother. Second son of Alana Markham(nee Ramses) and Fredrick Markham. Lives in NY. Jameson Albert Markham, 36, oldest half brother, and firstborn son of Alana Markham and Frederick Markham. Lives in rural North Carolina with his wife and kids. Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Beatrice Markham (deceased). Born 1980, died at 26) Killed in a car accident in St Louis in 2006. Very close to Delila and Jameson. Entire family mourned after she passed, and Alana became very different emotionally.
Mother (describe relationship): Alana Elizabeth Markham (nee Ramses). 54, lives in Ojai, California with Frederick Markham. They talk intermittently, but Alana isn't very responsible and Delila refuses to interact with her too much because it's emotionally draining. Alana refuses to acknowledge Gwen even existed.
Father (describe relationship): Gregory 'Greg' Lestrade. 49. Their relationship is close, and Greg would often visit Delila, or fly her out to see him during school holidays when she was a child. They call often (when he actually picks up or calls her back) and email back and forth. She loves him more than life itself even if he often forgets to call her because he's busy.
Significant Others (describe relationship): Struggles to remain relationships due to lack of intimacy, but had a long-term relationship for 2 years that recently ended for undisclosed reasons.
Pets: none yet. had a childhood snake named Jonathan.
Friends: Li Huang (will be introduced in the next chapter or the one after), John Watson, Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes (tentative), Theo, Mycroft Holmes(eventually).
Height: 5'2" or 157.5 cm
Weight: 135 lbs. or about 61 kg
Race: Caucasian, British-American
Eye Color: Blue in Original Fictions. In this AU, however her right one is Purple. her left is Pink. (I like pink and purple very much)
Hair Color: Naturally brown, dyed pastel orange.
Distinguishing features: Constantly has scrapes and bruises, often topped off with band-aids on her fingers and cheeks. Her wild orange hair and round gold-rimmed glasses. (they're bigger than Harry Potter's, before you ask). She wears a black pea-coat often, and it's worn from years of use. (it was her sister's)
How does he/she dress? Black pea-coat when it's colder. Likes to wear slightly-too-large clothing. Often wears stolen shirts, sweaters and button ups. Flowy, flowery dresses and skirts and occasionally ripped jeans. She did go through an Emo phase and dyed her hair white in her late teens/early 20's, and has some clothing left over from that phase that she occasionally wears.
Hobbies: Writing romance fiction and crime. Reading, often James Patterson or fantasy. Playing ukulele, and singing. She likes to dance but isn't very good at it, so she often does it when she's alone or it's dark (or both). She likes to go for walks with John in the park, and used to go for walks with Theo.
Greatest flaws: She cares too much too fast, and becomes attached to people within a day or so of meeting them. She can be slightly needy and clingy if she doesn't have a lot of friends, because she thrives off of physical affection. She's very stubborn, and will do things even when she's been given explicit instruction not to because she thinks she may know a better way. (sometimes she does, but other times she just is too strong headed to stop). She can either be unabashedly arrogant or filled with crippling self-doubt dependent on the situation as she's experienced a lot of respect and praise for her intellect. She also puts a lot of pressure on herself to succeed and it can lead to devastating burnouts.
Best qualities: Very loving and openhearted. She will put others' needs above her own nearly every time. She will make sure her friends and those she cares about are taken care of, and are taking good care of themselves. She is extremely intelligent and knows an array of weird and sometimes useful facts, and has a large span of knowledge thanks to her time at uni. She also has a way of making friends wherever she goes, which leads to a large web of connections and sources whenever she needs them.
Introvert or Extrovert? Ambivert, it's dependent on the situation. For example, if she's forced to be in isolation then she's going to be more extroverted when she's around people again. She enjoys talking to people, but after a certain amount, she can become worn out and need alone time. I think it would be good to note she is much more socially adept than Sherlock, though he is better at other things socially. (she has Asperger's and therefore he picks up on certain cues or details she may miss)
How does the character deal with anger? Delila can either run hot or run cold in terms of temperament. When she runs hot, she is often so overcome with emotion that she 'loses' words, struggles to speak and gets really flustered. (not in a good way) she never really says anything unkind when she's like this but she will be very dismissive and tell people to leave her alone. She is prone to shouting or crying to voice her frustrations and get out her emotions. The best way to calm her down is to let her rant about it, and she often calls Theo- who lets her rant. When she runs cold, she is eerily calm. She becomes sharp-tongued, cold and calculating. She will destroy whoever has angered her in this way and feel no shame. Sometimes she will spend days like this, and will be snippy and distant to anyone who tries to talk to her. She is vengeful and fully of unabashedly cruel remarks. It takes a lot or something particularly bad to get her this way.
With sadness? Delila tends to cry when she's sad, and is most comforted by physical affection. She listens to sad music, curls up under a blanket, and will write, whether it be in a journal or creatively. She will occasionally vent, but usually keeps it to herself as to not burden people around her with her issues or emotions.
With conflict? Delila can be rather argumentative and stubborn, but if she cares about the person she will do her best to listen to their side of the argument or disagreement, even if she feels as though they are wrong. When it comes to other peoples' conflicts, she will try and take the side she feels is most correct, or try and be an unbiased judge. She will defend her friends if there is a conflict in which they are being attacked in some way.
With change? Delila isn't a big fan of change but she will try her best to adapt and overcome by setting goals and new routines.
With loss? Delila will self-isolate. She will spend a lot of time re-consuming media that reminds her of what she has lost, and will go through a period of denial. Eventually, though she will come to honour the memory and move on.
What does the character want out of life? Fulfillment. Delila has spent a lot of her short life searching for something she is truly passionate about, but once she finds things that make her happy she becomes hesitant to follow them. She longs for fulfillment in ways other than reproducing and relationships, but one day she wouldn't mind having a family.
What would the character like to change in his/her life? Delila wishes she'd spent less time worried about how her mother perceived her and hoe those around her viewed her and her achievements. She is quite successful now and has learnt better but she wishes she hadn't let her doubts hinder her in the past.
What motivates this character? Delila doesn't excel because she longs for success, but because she fears failure. She refuses to be a burden, and will be independent almost to a fault.
What frightens this character? Delila is terrified of her family being hurt in any way, or losing someone she loves again. She also despises spiders and rejection.
What makes this character happy? Music. Her family, her friends. The rain. Tea. she loves to dance, but she only does it when she's alone.
Is the character judgmental of others? Delila's job required her to profile people, and because of that it has become her nature to psychoanalyse or even try to make assumptions about people from the get-go. She will often alter this perception of people later on depending on how she sees them interact with their environment, and people around them.
Is the character generous or stingy? She can be overly generous when it comes to those she loves, but also hesitant to share other things. It all depends on the item or person's emotional and sentimental value to her.
Is the character generally polite or rude? Unless given good reason to be rude, Delila is generally kind.
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domesticangel · 5 years
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ok ive been wanting to do an OC redraw/redesign for a while now and uh, well here it is !!! top is obv the revamp and bottom is these three’s original designs ,,, the bottom pic is 9 years old (holy smokes) so i made them during my middle school emo/scene phase when i was like 12 so thats why they're.........Like That lmao but left to right in both pics is jude, elliot, and skipper!!! this was? so fun honestly
ummm lots of info/backstory about them under the cut lol
so in the original pic/designs… if I remember correctly jude and skipper were in police academy training to be cops and elliot was some punk ass kid theyd end up seeing around a lot cause he was in and out of holding for Delinquent Things, and ofc they magically became friends. Im pretty sure they were all 16/17 when I first made them which makes no sense at all (teen cops??? Ok) but like when ur 12, teenagers are Practically Adults BUT none of that is Canon TM anymore. In their redesign they range from early to late 20’s; I usually peg jude around 26-27, elliot is probably 23-24, and skipper is 21.
jude was the very first oc I ever made so shes always had a special place in my heart… I started churning out rapid fire ocs when I was in middle school that id toss when I was bored with em but shes the one that always stuck around!! Shes been a big honkin lesbian ever since her conception, so id use her a lot to express BabyGay feelings I didn’t really know how else to process. design wise I kinda just simplified her look; I have no fucking clue why she used to have an eyepatch and cat ears (I mean, I do, its because I was a weeb) but I got rid of those along with the scene hair and gave her longer hair with more natural waves and some freckles from spending a lot of time in the sun. her gray eyes and hair were always kind of her signature, so those got to stay! She mostly just wears anything that’s easy enough to move around and get work done in; tank tops, loose long skirts, etc. think futch hippy. anyways jude is now just a simple plant witch who uses her skills and connection with the elements to run a modest local farm, and even though shes fairly content in her lifestyle, she wants nothing more than a gf/wife that she can work hard to give a good life to :3c shes a hopeless romantic and has a bad habit of falling a little bit in love with every woman she meets, but shes mad shy when it comes to flirting, so more often than not shes just a sweaty ball of pining and infatuation. Whenever shes feeling some type of way about a girl she either obsessively takes on projects around the farm or house to distract herself or rants to her plants about how shes too afraid to express her feelings. RIP useless lesbian jude. Anyway shes the oldest of the trio, so shes very protective of elliot and skipper in a mother hen kind of way. She gets embarrassed when she realizes shes lecturing them like a cranky old maid, but they secretly don’t really mind it and often come to her for general life advice. I think her sign would be Taurus :3c (and probably an air moon since she’s kind of a space cadet)
elliot was REALLY FUN to redesign bc I honestly just wanted him to look like one of those people who had a HUGE scene phase way back when and just… never completely grew out of it lmao so I gave him the two-tone mullet he deserves, grown out roots hes definitely not gonna bother to re-bleach and re-dye, and piercing scars under his lip from where he used to have some tacky ass snakebites that he probably had to take out to get a job or something lol. he couldn’t completely give up piercings though, so the labret and gauges got to stay. Dudes not COMPLETELY stuck in 2007, but he does still enjoy a lot of the OG emo/punk bands and the fantasy of making it big in his own band and touring the country in a fashionably clunky van. He doesn’t exactly have a band, but hes working on that. Hes halfway decent on vocals and a guitar so he spends a lot of time combing through the local college town he lives and works in in hopes of finding some people who’d wanna play some gigs with him. But in the mean time, he works as a barista in a local café, which usually hooks him up by letting him do some acoustic sets at night every now and again. Hes a very warm and upbeat person, and will happily engage and talk the ear off of anyone close enough for him to do so, stranger or otherwise. He also regularly reminds jude and skipper how much he loves both of them and how glad he is that theyre all friends; He doesn’t really have much in the way of embarrassment or apprehension when it comes to what hes feeling. Hes the official unofficial “plan-maker” of the friend group and is able to bring them all together for quality time, because hes not at all passive like jude or skipper, and… usually has the most free time out of all of them lol. elliot is pure Leo and that’s about all there is to that
And finally, congratulations to skipper, who against all odds, looked normal enough that I didn’t really have to change anything at all about his design! Just had to ditch the uniform for your typical Tired Gay mustard sweaters. Skipper is an English major in his sophomore year of college who, like most people in their 20’s in liberal arts programs, is desperately trying to figure out what he wants out of life and also doesn’t know what sleeping or self-care is. He really enjoys writing, but doesn’t really know if he wants to do it for a living or if he even could. He grew up with pretty cold and distant parents, so on top of knowing they don’t really approve of his major, he pretty much always operates under the assumption that if hes not working himself to death hes not justifying the space hes taking up or the air hes breathing. Emotionally speaking hes more emo than elliot will ever be and his blood is probably 75% caffeine. He having kind of a rough time tbh but hes gritting it out in hopes that things become more clear eventually. He’d be way worse off if he didn’t have jude or elliot, who hes more thankful for than he can ever bring himself to express. They were essentially his first real, close friends, and despite skipper being incapable of asking for help, they always seem to know when he needs someone to talk to or even just a brief distraction; Jude has an open door policy for her farm and will let him come over and cuddle some rabbits or sit and talk over tea on her porch whenever he needs to, and elliot cant remember the last time hes made skipper pay for anything he ordered from the café, or the last time he even had to ask skipper what he wanted. Because hes the youngest of the three its sometimes their instinct to protect him, which embarrasses skipper out of his mind, but he knows they mean well. Hes the physical embodiment of Just Doing His Best and is a stone cold Capricorn
They’re still besties but basically met just from living in the same town; jude and elliot met when jude started providing the café’s local roast from the coffee beans she grew on her farm so elliot saw her fairly regularly and of course was like Oh Friend? Jude always liked how forthcoming elliot was as it complimented her generally reserved nature, and elliot always thought living on a farm and growing your own food was pretty punk rock and therefore pretty dang cool in his book. They both got to know skipper because he came to the café every. single. day. to ingest ungodly amounts of espresso and study all day, and when elliot took an interest in skipper, jude suggested he invite him to one of his gigs since the poor guy kinda looked like he needed a break. Skipper initially kind of politely shot elliot down, but jude took a chance and found skipper later to tell him how much itd mean to elliot, and that if it made him feel better she’d go with him, since going to events like this was different for her too. skipper apprehensively agreed at that point, and the rest is history !!! they all kinda hit it off after that
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more dwsa headcanons pls!!!!!! ❤️
aaaAAAA !!! anon, of cou r s e! i would LOVE to !! ❤️❤️❤️ i lov my kidsi’m jus gonna do the same layout as my other one bc it’s Neat lol (yet again, credit to @wordofyourbodyreprise for helping me out w these)
melchior: 
has a secret star trek obsession 
he’s also a huge military history buff
def a ravenclaw
he smells like a library & old spice bc he’s a ne r d
he’s fuckin Tall
he does swimming, football, and track
he’s totally the philosophical drunk
ends up goin to mit bc he’s a Smarty Pants
he also ends up getting a doctorate in something (idk,, mb physics??) but doesn’t do anything with it besides teaching at a college
has a cat named alexandria (yes after the former library in egypt) but he will veh eme ntl y deny that the cat is his
he sings when he’s drunk
wendla:
will stop everything she’s doing to pet a dog
she’s a dancer n a rly fukcign good one at that
likes to color bc she cannot actually Art
she goes to juilliard for a bit before dropping out & then going back to school to become an elementary school teacher
plays the flute
Does Not Do Running Sports
hufflepuff
she has asthma
she n ernst went to the same catholic combined elementary & middle school
that said, they dated to half make sure ernst really was gay, and half to hide that fact from their school
talks in her sleep
is al w ay s singing or humming something
moritz:
ends up with a collection of deaf animals
gallaudet bb !!
he’s always twitchy & jumpy and yet he drinks highly caffeinated things anyway
got a handjob from melchior once their freshman year (it made him realize he was ace)
he’s shorter than his gf (martha)
smells like vo5 ocean breeze conditioner, cigarette smoke, and hair gel
gryffindor for some reason??
he’s still in his teenage emo phase bc he works at hot topic (he used to work w his brother there but alex got fired. from hot topic)
he, otto, n mart all live together n they’re ha p p y
ilse:
no one ever rly knows where she is
smells like acrylics and pine trees
ends up going to yale for art but double majors it and does law too
her lawyer ass throws martha’s pos dad in jail for the rest of his mcfuckin miserable life
makes it a Thing every week to make sure her nails are short enough ;))))
doesn’t trust herself with any pets besides fish
she has two named vincent and claude
she found out a year after she had them that vincent was actually frida
gryffindor
she’s the drunk person that you can’t tell is actually drunk
martha:
she has Birds
slytherin baby
always smells like conditioner and nail polish
she took violin lessons for the longest time
for as Tol as she is, she can curl up so sm al l when she’s sleepy or is having a Rough Time
plays guitar
shows up at melchiors house unannounced sometimes??
she doesn’t go to college right away bc she needs a Break
it’s ridiculous how much she loves her boyfriends,,
like she’s always ready to kill someone if they fuck w them
hanschen:
had braces as a kid
he’s soooo bad at remembering to wear his retainer
he prbly lost it lbr
slytherin as well
goes to caltech bc he’s Fancy
he has a earthy/woody smell w a lil bit of smokiness. no one knows how he smells like that
he’s shorter than his bf and it makes him Mad
always knows when people are lying
he smokes and ernst Does Not Like That
as i’ve said before, my boy is depressed
bc of that depression + self destructive behaviors (probably learned from moritz) he’s one of the guys who’ll stub out cigarettes on his skin
he’s got a big gay crush on chris evans
ernst:
he anxiously taps but it’s always in a three-four pattern
bites his nails
hufflepuff
he has a notebook for pressing and diagramming plants
he presses flowers for all his friends
he’s got some in a phone case to make it pretty
gets ver y loud and swears a lot during sex
he’s naturally left handed but was forced to use his right hand in elementary school bc they thought left handedness was the devil’s work
he smells like orange ginger shampoo
he’s a soccer nerd and also does knowledge bowl
georg:
he’s,,, a fuckign band student an d a wrestler
he gets shit all the time for wresting from his friends (specifically otto)
he n otto are gryffindor buddies
as mentioned previously, he plays a fuckton of instruments 
piano, cello, trumpet, percussion, slide whistle, french horn, oboe, alto clarinet, and my personal favorite, the super bone
he ends up with sooo many dogs
smells like valve oil and rosin. even after he showers and does laundry
he sometimes doesn’t think before he says things and ends up making ppl upset
h*cka jewish
he got melitta to listen to Emo bands like fall out boy and panic! at the disco but in return, she got him to religiously listen to lana del rey
otto:
golden retriever guy. that’s all i have to say on the matter
smells like charcoal and fire smoke
he’s an artsy hoe who likes to do portraits of his gf
he knows how to surf
ends up going to unc for college, not really sure what he’s gonna do for a career
he eventually becomes a pediatric nurse who loves all the kids and sneaks small animals in for them
proposes to martha a nu m be r of times but she’s happy with things as they are (she eventually says yes though)
he gets really good at being able to calm moritz down when he’s not doing too well
would drop literally ev  ery th in g for mo and mart
thea:
she’s dating marianna wheelan and they’re adorable
ravenclaw
wendla’s best friend
has some kind of Twin Telepathy with melitta
she smells like hazelnut 
she’s hoh and uses sign in most public situations, melitta usually acts as her translator
makes constant closet jokes
always has a deck of cards on her
she’s got some depression
has a combined playbills collection with melitta
Huge crush on tom holland
gay for brenda song
melitta:
makes terrible puns at even worse times
has a te r ri b le memory and adhd
loves to just,, sit in small coffee shops to feel the atmosphere
smells like vanilla
ravenclaw
she, hanschen, and thea are all witches (so is martha)
loves crystal and candle magic, is really good about sensing auras
tarot master
she and thea are supposed to follow hanschen out to california for college after they graduate, but melitta ends up staying on the east coast
tends to excessively beat herself up about things, even after people aren’t mad anymore
never leaves the house without stones and/or crystals
always shading, always vague posting
anna:
she’s a hufflepuff
smells like a combination of floral and fruity
her fashion sense is to die for and everyone goes to her for advice
everyone minus ilse that is bc she’s ilse and she makes her own fashion rules
would totally make the red carpet her bitch
v confrontational
lives in a constant state of Denial that she’s related to bobby
Mom friend that makes everyone’s appointments for them
during the winter season at school, she carries two thermoses around
one is hot chocolate and the other is vodka
she charges melchior for the vodka
she has asthma too and likes to make jokes about “ well thank god i don’t run”
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ladyloveandjustice · 7 years
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999/ZERO ESCAPE SPOILERS
My gf and I have been playing the zero escape/999 games together and we’re on the third one. I like, narrated the entire first game myself (INCLUDING THE SUPER LONG SECTIONS DESCRIBING DEAD BODIES IN GRAPHIC, WORSHIPFUL DETAIL, I THINK THE AUTHOR HAS A THING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT BUT THERE IS DEFINITELY A THING). (the second and third games don’t have that though so maybe people complained or maybe that was supposed to be a specific personality trait for the first games narrator.) 
I just voiced the investigation parts of the second and third games, since the cutscene/novel sections are voiced in those. It’s really my greatest contribution to the gameplay experiences since my girlfriend ends up solving most to the puzzles (she can math and I can’t).
I’ve liked the first game best so far- I really didn’t like it much at the beginning, but then the twist ending was really well done and ACTUALLY THE TWIST I WAS HOPING FOR. How many times during the game did I say “I hope our girlfriend is zero, the mastermind” and “I hope our girlfriend is the one who murdered this guy” just because I wanted there to be more to Akane’s character than “our generically sweet love interest”. THEN she turns out to be a Machiavellian well-intentioned extremist mastermind and the real narrator of the game (Akane why do you like dead bodies so much) and i was like “YES”. 
The second game was all right. I like Phi a lot, but god Sigma was an annoying protagonist. Me and gf kept saying we wanted Junpei back.
Junpei was a fairly generic protag, but only annoyed me a few times (I did come to like him a lil bit when it was revealed Akane was the mastermind and he...did not mind at all. Like there was no “my sweet innocent helpless Akane was a lie oh no” he’s just like “ok whatever i still love her even if she stuck me in a deadly game and arranged the deaths of a bunch of assholes”. Like not only is that is an incredibly unhealthy way of thinking, which is interesting, it’s also just kind of nice he apparently likes Akane for who she actually is, Machiavellian scheming and all)
Meanwhile Sigma was just super creepy to all the girls and filled with machismo and ugh. The twist at the end also was nowhere near as effective for me, like how the fuck did Sigma never notice he was 67 years old  instead of 22  and that he had a really obvious cyborg eye thing YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO FEEL THAT. how did he never run into any reflective surfaces and see himself. he has to be the least aware person on the planet. This is further proven by the fact he talks to Akane for FIVE MINUTES at the end of the game before looking down and realizing he has skeletal metal arms now. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES AT THAT.
As for the rest of the second game, i totally called that Tenmyouji was future Junpei btw, which i was very proud of. i like that Akane continued being a Machiavellian asshole but still seems to have mostly good intentions- like she seems to care about Junpei in a way, but also just. does not give a fuck about his feelings or anyone else's if its to serve her plan for revenge/the greater good. it's rare to see female characters get to be really morally grey and puppet-master-y like that. 
 I also liked that future Junpei drew the line at Akane putting his ten year old adopted child in a murder game and also deliberately infecting him with a deadly disease that made him want to kill himself. He didn’t want anything to do with her after that . 
It actually makes me like Junpei a lot more to know he's sort of obsessively protective and dedicated to anyone he really forms an attachment to, not just Akane, so her endangering someone he considered family, especially a kid, actually pisses him off. 
Other than that aspect though, the characters in the second game didn’t really feel as strongas they were in the first game overall. I overall liked Lotus, Snake and Clover’s development in the first game, but in this game it’s like...Luna, Clover and Alice were okay? But just kinda eh. And everyone else was urgh.
Now we’re on the third game and i have no idea wtf is going on. Junpei is like emo/goth now and being mean to everyone, even Akane, and being like “LET’S JUST KILL PEOPLE YO”. Akane said something happened to him in the last year and he changed, so i guess at least it will be explained. JUNPEI’S IN A GOTH PHASE. Also the third guy in Akane and Junpei’s team looks just like Steve Rogers so I’ve named him Captain America (his real name is Carlos). Which just leads to me being very annoying when a lot of the dialogue ends up fitting that
Junpei to Carlos: So you’re like a hero of justice, aren’t you
Me: DUH JUNPEI IT’S CAPTAIN AMERICA
Akane: (describes how Junpei used to be really nice and always like “I will rush 2 ur aid no matter what Akane”)
Carlos: He sounds like a hero from a comic book
Me: I RECOGNIZE FELLOW COMIC BOOK HEROES OF COURSE, AS CAPTAIN AMERICA
Carlos: I don’t really date or hang out with people much...
Me: MY ENTIRE BARBERSHOP’S QUARTET IS DEAD
I also tend to “enhance” Akane’s dialogue by having her mention constantly how she’s an asshole mastermind and I feel the game is better this way.
Akane: st-stop Carlos! I can’t possibly tell Junpei how I feel!
Me: I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY AFFECTION FOR JUNPEI BY KIDNAPPING HIM AND PUTTING HIM IN LIFE THREATENING SITUATIONS, YOU KNOW THAT, CARLOS
Akane: let’s solve this puzzle zero set
Me: BTW WHEN I WAS ZERO MY PUZZLES WERE MUCH COOLER. THIS ZERO IS THE INFERIOR MASTERMIND
I don’t know how my gf puts up with me.
Anyway Junpei ended up getting like. decapitated in the fragment of the game we just played. also i guess we found his body parts all over the room before hand but Carlos kept insisting it was a model. WOULDN’T YOU BE ABLE TO TELL IT WAS REAL??? ESPECIALLY AKANE WHO HAS SEEN SEVERAL AND DESCRIBED THEM IN GRAPHIC DETAIL?
but nope. So upon this revelation Akane assumed Carlos killed Junpei. She was not at all impressed with his tragic “i have an ill little sister and America’s healthcare is fucked” backstory and WENT AFTER HIM WITH A CHAINSAW. I wanted to see if I could get an ending where she actually got him with the chainsaw but ended up making him improbably kill himself with an axe instead. WHOOPS.
And that’s where we are with this series. I’m glad I finally documented some of this because wow have these games been an overly convoluted wild ride. But kind of a cool one! We’ll see how things end.
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nice thats a lot
1. A Song you’re ashamed of liking none my music taste is the best
2. Favourite lyrics hank williams blues. like. the whole entire song it’s a masterpiece
3. Favourite band/artist jett williams
4. Top 5 Favourite songs at this moment hank williams blues, waitin on june, it’ll aggravate your soul, railroads, move it on over 
5. Latest song that made you smile well, honk. the “pretty young girls in miniskirts” bit gets me every time. jett did that. 
6. An overrated band journey 
7. An overrated song there are like.. so many. think white dad at barbecue songs. 90% of those are not that good.
8. Latest song that made you cry with god on our side. I fucking bawled. joan baez’s voice is really beautiful and that song is powerful anyway so yeah
9. Artist/band that saved your life hank williams. he was the first artist that ever saved me in like 2013 i was just getting into him. 
10. If you could see any band/artist live, who would it be JETT WILLIAMS 
11. What song/album/band/artist always brings back memories for you florida georgia line’s first album, here’s to the good times i think it is that makes me nostalgic. they were like my first country band i got into. and i saw them in concert like two years ago so yeah. i used to dig bro country. shoot me. 
12. saddest song you know giving up by holly williams gets to me like every single time
13. Favourite song to sing in the shower lovesick blues 
14. If you played an instrument in grade school, what was it the recorder lol 
15. What song would you like to have your first dance to at your wedding i havent thought about it really lmao. 
16. 5 Songs to have sex to oh my god 
17. One band you’d have get back together/bring back from the dead okay im reaching but apparently audrey williams. had a band in like the 50s and so uh. i’d like to see that. 
18. You’re forced to listen to only one album for the rest of your life, what album is it honk! by jett williams i never get tired of it i have listened to it every day for the past 3 weeks 
19. A song that gets you through shit slow hurry by jett williams especially that “looking for something i may never find / if i do will it be in time to save me” bit. clears my pores. 
20. A song to shut everything out yeah idk 
21. A song that’s a joke between you and your friends DIAMONDS AND RUST BY JOAN BAEZ ME AND MY GF CALL IT “I’LL BE DAMNED BY JOHN BAZE” 
22. A song to jam out to at 4am i have so many of these
23. A song that punches you in the gut every single time let me sit alone and think by audrey williams 
24. A song that calms you down being calm while listening to music? whats that
25. A song that makes you feel alive all of them 
26. If you could get any lyrics tattooed, which would you choose something that sounds emo when taken out of context. 
27. What band/artist would you get your children addicted to at an early age hank williams
28. Can you play any instruments, if so, which i can Sort of play the piano that’s it 
29. If you could be a member of any band for one show, who would it be oh man i don’t know
30. CDs or Vinyls 
31. 25 songs to play at your funeral what the f that’s so many. precious lord take my hand by hank williams is one that has never changed. i’m not religious either i just like it. and will you miss me when i’m gone by june carter cash it’s a gorgeous song. 
32. What are some song titles that you love  blue eyes crying in the rain, the devil went down to georgia, the greatest man i never knew
33. If your life ended today, what song would you choose to represent it idk how about a song about somebody who did nothing with their life 
34. Can you give me a 10 song playlist on ____ well since you didnt give me a word, no 
35. A heart wrenching song stay by sugarland did i mention jennifer nettles sings like a mf angel and that song is so powerful 
36. A band/artist you’re proud of jett. she’s been through so much. im just proud of her in general. she’s so strong. and wonderful. and an angel.and she didn’t deserve anything that happened to her and- okay y’all get it 
37. A song that has a lot of meaning to you every song i like has a lot of meaning to me this is way too hard
38. A song that reminds you of school school days by chuck berry 
39. A song not sung in your native language no creo by shakira idk i had a shakira phase when i was 11 i got So into her and i never learned spanish. so. i was just that moved by her voice i didn’t care what she was saying 
40. An instrumental song 
41. A classical song clair de lune by claude debussy 
42. A song with no percussion what 
43. Something you’ve heard performed live get your shine on by florida georgia line
44. Something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO HEAR JETT SING MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW THERE IS A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE BUT I WANNA BE THERE 
45. A song from a band/artist that’s from your town/city/state/province okay artists from north carolina.... there’s earl scruggs. foggy mountain breakdown is pretty good. 
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