Here's a different one. Jokes are not my forte. I am more of a fan of making people cry with angst or writing obscene gore.

What’s Cubfan's favorite kind of noodle?

Rawmen.

Or...

What does Cub drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

(Hills)

okay thats funny

rawmen 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 sus

hi, anon here (not so anon anymore) who wrote about making the smut fic

it is a work in progress, i apologize

though, have this not explicit but spicy snippet-

“Y’know, I remember moments *just* like this back when I was the mayor.” Scar chuckled, running a hand along Bdubs’ body.

Ren scoffed, “Well, you aren’t mayor anymore, are you?” He pulled the tan male closer to him, emitting a whine from said man.

“You guys are *killing* me here!” Bdubs complained, trying to bring the two impossibly closer.

they havent learned their lesson about sharing yet,,, sad :,3

I recently wrote a fic that was inspired by your Evil X and Helsknight stuff. It's only the first chapter, but I wanted to send it to you so that you might get the chance to read it.

Here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43189836/chapters/108551370

I’m honored that I could inspire someone’s fic!! I appreciate it so much!

I just read it, it’s a beautifully written fic, almost made me cry :’-) I’m excited to see the rest!

Here let me attempt a joke.

A guy walks into the bar.

He hits his head.

He gets amnesia and forgets everyone he ever loved, leaving his wife and kids in a constant state of despair since they'll never have the man they once knew.

Get it?

Ive heard of that so no youre still not funny

how would king ren react to etho sneaking in to give bdubs kisses in your royal au?

i’m of two minds about this

given that etho is like. the one guy with almost no opinion on the monarchy positive or negative it’s better than the alternative options (which knowing me is either known resistance leader impulse or extremely trigger happy and loyalty switching scar)

But

in tens new episode he was a little … hmm. a little bit well

"I'm a bit of a zombie myself: The more I die, the more I get my ass up again and eat sweet, soft pink things! *proceeds to eat a peach*" ~Mildreth Mörderpfirsich 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 @freiesatelier @freiebuehnejena #steampunk #ocart #oc #originalcharacter #ocdrawing #halfzombie #steampunkstyle #postapocalyptic #postapocalypticfashion #inspirationalquotes #colouredsketch #peach #peaches🍑 #zombie #zombieapocalypse #animegirl #halfzombiehalfhuman #mangastyle #mangastyleart #mangastyledrawing #animestyleart #animestyledrawing #doodle #doodleart #quote #ivane_van_darkmore #mildrethmurderpeach #murderpeach #mildrethmörderpfirsich https://www.instagram.com/p/CdB_587IZAE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

it is 4 am. i am tired. but, alas, i finished the spicy fic!

for you, my bdubs supplier

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41866443

oooh i’m going to get my coffee and read right now!!!! o7

murderpeach replied to your photo: I’m truly not much of a beer drinker, but when I...

Is this off Rainey?

no, it's Black Star Co-op and it's actually terrible. don't go there.

it's a counter-order beer joint with a decent menu, but we waited over an hour  for our food. it came at the same time as the appetizer, and everything (literally everything including the congealed, melted cheese on the fries) was fucking cold.

could i create a fic on your royalty au with bdubs that you’ve been doing art for? 👉👈

oh my god PLEASE

send me link when you do i would die

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Where is this from?

A Very Gaga Thanksgiving